morbid trapping

Ji Eunxu is wearing a book.

When she opened her eyes, she was under the beauty's bed.

Below is the icy ground.

Above is the concubine and the emperor...

Ji Enxu's whole body is not well.Lying on the hard ground, with his hands folded on his stomach, he felt himself in a coffin—peaceful.

Following the communication between the emperor and the beauty, he vaguely figured out that this is a BL novel.

——Crazy criticism of the emperor x Bai Nen little eunuch——

He also probably guessed that the master who passed through was Li Dezhuang, an ordinary palace guard.

no cheats,

no system

no official match,

There is not even a tall name, there are no three lines of characters in the original text, and the supporting role of the supporting role that has not even seen the protagonist's face!

As for the reason why he can guess his identity is very simple.

In the original text, few idiots dared to crawl under the beauty's bed, intending to have an affair with the emperor's woman!

The original owner, Li Dezhuang, was handsome and handsome, prettier than most women.

But what's the use of having a good face?

Trade your IQ!

He even recommended himself as a pillow seat because of his good face!Just this night, after the emperor left, he had sex with the beauty!

The beauty is to use the original owner to give birth to a prince, and when the time comes to silence her, it turns out that she was discovered by others.

he died...

When someone else wears a book, it's either cheating or criticizing the system, whether it's a tall protagonist or a crazy villain.

Why did he come to him as an unknown cannon fodder?

Even if it was cannon fodder, why did it come through at such an embarrassing time!

He stepped into the palace of Hades with one foot!

Not long after, a eunuch whispered outside, "Your Majesty, the imperial concubine is having a nightmare, I want you to go and have a look..."

Such an old trick...

However, the emperor on the bed heard the words, got up and left without saying a word.

The room fell into a deathly calm, as if a servant girl came in to serve in a trance, and was thrown out by a pillow.

I don't know how long it took, but when Li Dezhuang was paralyzed and the beauty had already forgotten about him, the beauty said, "Come out."

Li Dezhuang shuddered and crawled out.

The beauty had already closed her clothes at some point, and under the luxuriant candlelight, she could see the amorous expression on the corners of her eyes and brows, her delicate skin...

But in the eyes of the beauty, the man in front of her has a face like a crown of jade, a tall figure, like snow falling into the mortal world, handsome and unparalleled.

She obviously didn't say a word, she lowered her eyebrows, but the beauty still felt his resistance.

"Regret?"

"Uh..." That's not true.

"The person who recommended the pillow seat, isn't it you?"

"Uh..." Didn't you believe me when I said it?

The beauty was already angry, seeing how he described it, she couldn't help saying angrily.

"Are you playing with me?!"

Li Dezhuang shuddered and quickly knelt down.His knees hit the ground hard, and he was in so much pain that he almost burst into tears.

"Your Majesty, I...the slave has a better way!"

The beauty stared at him, the chill in her beautiful eyes did not recede.

Li Dezhuang knew that this was tacit consent, so he continued tremblingly.

"The emperor is in his prime, with the spirit of a dragon and a horse. It is safer for the empress to conceive a real dragon. If something happens, the servant and the empress will not be able to escape."

"I want you to teach me this?!"

Isn't it because the emperor came here rarely, and every time he came, he was told to run away by the imperial concubine, would she agree to Li Dezhuang's proposal? !

"The slave can help the empress and teach the empress the skills in the room."

The beauty was stunned.

This technique in the room has always been extremely concealed.

The women in the palace chatted about everything, but the kung fu on the bed refused to reveal a single word.

There are also people who go outside to invite mothers from brothels to come in, but they can't control those, and they may not all be good at it.

What can a little guard do?

"just you?"

Yes, that's right, it's me.

He is a student of painting and has not yet graduated, but he is well-known, and people often ask him for drafts.

Among them is his wicked old sister!He knew about this book because his sister asked him to draw fan pictures for her!Still can't pass the kind!

Although he is a virgin, he already knows a lot.

"Please give me a pen and paper."

The beauty glanced at him, put on her clothes and gave him a pen and paper.

Li Dezhuang took the pen, and within a moment, a picture of the erotic palace appeared vividly on the paper.

The beauty's eyes lit up, she picked up the picture, and glanced up and down at him for some unknown meaning, "I can't see it, but I'm quite capable."

Li Dezhuang said modestly, "Your Majesty is an honor. I think it will be just around the corner to win the emperor's heart by virtue of your beauty."

The beauty folded the picture slowly and looked at him with approval.

"You did a good job. Go back today, think about what you can draw, and wait for me to pass it on to you."

Li Dezhuang was ecstatic in his heart, but his face was calm.

"Yes."

Li Dezhuang let out a long sigh of relief when he took back one foot that had stepped into the Hall of Hades.

Take a quick look at the plot of the novel.

The heroine of this book, Mu Jian, is harmless to humans and animals on the outside, but in fact, he is very dark-hearted and a madman who is deeply criticized by the city.

He is actually the child of the imperial concubine.

But the imperial concubine's heart, the sea needle!

The noble concubine knew that she would become a target of public criticism in the palace, so in order to let her child ascend the throne smoothly, she killed everyone by surprise, so she dropped her own child and the child of the palace maid!Bag!up!

From then on, the children of court ladies wear gold and silver.

The noble concubine's child was starved and cold, and was thrown in the cold palace, forgotten by the world.He was also bullied by Xiaoxiao in the palace and forced to be a child prostitute. Later, when he became popular, a dark horse directly killed the throne.Get rid of everyone who bullied him!

His good brother, Eunuch Yang, is a young eunuch in the palace.

No power, no status.

But if he wanted to die, when Mu Jian was about to die, he gave him a hard steamed bun.Since then, this famous generation of emperors has been warmed up!Captured his heart!

Li Dezhuang hit his right palm with his left fist.

If you want to survive, hugging the protagonist's thigh is the best choice!

What is a beauty!She is a cannon fodder who won't survive three episodes!

He doesn't ask for much, just make some money.

If it's really not possible, take two palace ornaments, escape from this deep palace, and go outside to have fun.

Here is the old saying!

what does that mean!

Means he can have several wives!

Ah!

happy!

happy!

Long live the old saying!

The old saying yyds!

Li Dezhuang now has two choices.

[-]. Hold Mu Jian's thigh,

[-]. Hold Little Eunuch Yang's thigh.

Hugging Mu Jian's thigh may be taken by a gay guy like him.

Moreover, he is of royal blood, if he approached rashly, his head would be lost if he was not careful!

Li Dezhuang decisively chose the latter!

That night, Li Dezhuang reluctantly took out the broken silver in the small treasury of the original owner, and went to find out where Young Eunuch Yang lived.

To say that this little Eunuch Yang really looks like a water spirit, white and tender, like a small cabbage.As expected of the protagonist, she has the appearance that a protagonist should have.

Li Dezhuang made up a false identity in a few words, saying that he was a distant relative of Young Eunuch Yang, and he successfully established a relationship.Give Xiao Yang the broken silver, and tell him to wear two more clothes in cold weather.

The kind-hearted Xiao Yang's eyes were red.

Li Dezhuang immediately gave him a big hug.

Good boy!

The future of your aunt's daughter-in-law's brother-in-law's third cousin depends on you!

Li Dezhuang, who successfully hugged the protagonist's thigh, went back very happy, and had a sweet dream that night.

Dreamed that he had thousands of acres of fertile land!

Dreamed that his wives and concubines were in groups.

Dreamed that his children and grandchildren were full.

After waking up, Li Dezhuang specially sewed two "Easy to Kneel" like Little Swallow, and prepared to stuff them for Little Eunuch Yang when the moon was dark and the wind was high, so as to add bricks and tiles to their revolutionary friendship!

However, before dark, the bad news came.

Little Eunuch Yang died.