I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

He Yi raised his hand and gently rubbed his forehead with his thumb: Ah, this damn desire to win.

He glanced at the "happy fat" of the white and fat male, looked away, and said in an unhurried voice, "Tsk, your body fat is probably going to make your female waitress hard to breathe, right?"

"Your female servant doesn't mind, it's really... a love that worms envy."

The white fat male worm didn't know which pain point was poked and trembled with anger. He put down his upturned legs and stood up with a whoosh, the fat meat on his stomach was dancing tap dance.

"You...you bastard! When my female servant comes out later, I must let him deal with you severely!"

He Yi shrugged: The conscience of heaven and earth, he is really just envious from the bottom of his heart.He glanced at the square handkerchief with pastry crumbs stuck in his hand, and sighed regretfully: Hey, he didn't even have time to show off the gift sewn by his daughter-in-law, why did the other party get so angry?

Seeing that He Yi buried his head in silence, the white fat male became more excited, and continued to speak harshly: "You wait for me!"

"This big brother, intentionally hurting a male is a felony." He Yi rolled his eyes gracefully.

Young worms don't talk about Wude.Even he, Lord He, dared to provoke him, he simply didn't know the heights of heaven and earth.

"Hey, it's his honor to be imprisoned for me!" The white fat male raised his haughty chin, looking down at the worm who dared to offend him.He is a high-level male who has just been upgraded to S rank, and the male in front of him is obviously a stranger, and his level is of course lower than him.

Poor white and fat male, he was lucky enough to be promoted to S rank because he narrowly escaped death by smashing spar too much. He happened to miss the news of He Yi's return when he was recuperating at home. At this time, he still didn't know the status of the male that he despised more noble than him.

After hearing what the white and fat male worm said, He Yi got up and picked a chair farther away to sit down, and said word by word: "You are such a scumbag."

Cherish life and stay away from scum.

Bai Pan turned his back angrily, and the two stopped talking.

……

After 45 stars have passed, the comparison drama of showing female servants has passed.

A beautiful female came in and bowed slightly to the white fat male, "His Royal Highness, Excuse me, your female refuses the tolerance threshold test, do you think it needs to be enforced?"

The white fat male worm scratched the back of his head, and said in a low voice, "It's fine if he doesn't want to." While talking, he pointed in the direction of He Yi intentionally or unintentionally, as if he was afraid that he would hear him.

Yayu looked embarrassed, and lowered her voice, "However, he still refused..."

Just as he was talking, a female insect in military uniform walked in at the door, with red hair and red eyes, and attractive features, she was a beautiful insect.

Mei Chong paused slightly after stepping into the door, and walked straight to He Yi, "You must be His Excellency He Yi who has been in the limelight recently, right?"

He Yi gave him an extra look because of the military uniform, and nodded politely.

After staring at He Yi for a few seconds, Mei Chong burst into an extraordinarily enchanting and charming smile, and said with a complicated expression: "I thought that Admiral Zhao, the flower of Gaoling, would fall in love with some peerless bug once he was tempted. It's about face."

He Yi was uncomfortable being looked at, raised his hand and touched the tip of his nose with his index finger, and asked angrily, "Do you know Ah Zhao? May I ask who you are?"

"Lan! What's going on? You're so hungry and thirsty for hooking up with other worms in front of me. Can't bear it?" The fat male worm ran over and grabbed Mei Chong's wrist, breathing heavily.

"What, you don't care about me?" Mei Chong smiled wickedly.

The fat male worm's subordinates dragged the beautiful worm to the side, his eyes flushed with anger, "This is the first time I've seen a scumbag female like you!"

"Is that so? I don't see many cheap males like you, Your Highness Capet." Mei Chong tugged at her wrist, which was tightly pulled, and retorted.

The fat male worm Capet closed his eyes, raised his sleeves and wiped away the big drops of tears on his face, put his hands behind his back, raised his chin, turned his head and shouted to the female waiter: "I want to teach the rules! !"

"immediately!"

"I want to see today, is it your Lieutenant General Lan's mouth is tough, or the whip here is tough!"

Lan was noncommittal.

crackle!The long whip sliced ​​through the air.

Capet took out a long whip with ferocious barbs made of soft steel from the display cabinet, and slammed it on the ground:

"Your Majesty!"

Lan didn't move like a mountain, and let out a soft "sneer", "You hit me on my knees today, so I'm the loser."

He Yi, who was forced to watch a love-hate drama, rubbed his chin: Sure enough, this bug, the more it lacks, the more it wants to show off.No, it's obviously a state where the relationship is broken and the sword is on the verge of breaking down, but it is abruptly exposed to a sweet, warm and quiet look.

He took a step back silently, trying to reduce the sense of existence.It's better not to get involved in the private affairs of Bie Chong's family, otherwise it will be embarrassing for both parties.

crackle!

The whip hit the ground again.

He Yi turned his back and counted with his ears up: one whip, two whips, three whips... nine whips... He was very surprised. Hearing this sound, the male named Capet must have Parkinson's, right?This hand trembled so much that every time the whip hit the ground, it didn't even touch the female insect's hair.

At this time, the door of the lounge was pushed open.Two more worms came in, they were Admiral Zhao and the staff of the testing center.

He Yi turned around and asked in surprise, "Have you finished the inspection?"

"Azhao, where are your clothes?!"

He went to meet her, frowning at the female's upper body which was not covered by any clothes, untied his long trench coat, put it on her, and closed it again.It's really worrying, you will be naughty when you don't see him for a while, and you don't know how to cherish yourself.

Zhao clenched his coat tightly, his knuckles turning white.

The hero starts to punish him.He is not afraid of pain or injury, on the contrary, he has suffered countless injuries on the battlefield, and he has been on the verge of life and death countless times.But when he thought that he was being punished for dissatisfying the hero, his heart ached badly.

He took a deep breath, feeling the sweet and strong scent of male pheromones on his coat.

Yes, the hero still loves him.

At least he gave him a coat to cover up his face, and he didn't embarrass him in public places like the street or shopping malls.He should be content.

He lowered his head and blinked away the mist in his eyes.

Then he knelt down slowly: "Master."

Seeing the female worm kneeling obediently, the female worm trainer who came in with Zhao bowed to He Yi for instructions: "Your Excellency He Yi, the basic inspection has been completed, and now it is time to teach the rules. You can choose the pointer at will, and you can whip it later." Will you do it yourself, or will I do it for you?"

This long string of messages exploded in He Yi's ears like a landmine, and before he could recover from the huge shock, there was a voice from Lieutenant Lan who hated iron and steel, "Zhao Admiral, this is the good, hero, and master you have chosen from thousands of people in 68 years?"

Zhao looked up, "Lan? Why are you here?"

"Why, this is not your private worm planet, so you are allowed here, and I am not allowed to come?!" Lieutenant General Lan, who was domineering when he faced Capet just now, has now become a tail stepped on cat.

Seeing that "Lan's cat" was showing a tendency to get angry, Zhao hurriedly stroked his fur, and he shook his head and said softly, "You are still so easy to blow up, after you get married, don't be so stubborn, be gentle."

Compulsory matching cannot be changed. His Royal Highness Capet has the final say on how Lan will live in the future. Now relying on His Royal Highness's liking, he will be unscrupulous in the future...

After hearing this persuasive words, Lieutenant Lan was not moved, just like an enraged giant mutated long-tailed wasp that stings at the sight of insects.

"What qualifications do you have to teach me? You, an S-rank female, can escape the fate of being forced to match, but you still want to get into the arms of the male, you super stupid!"

"It's alright now, why don't you just kneel here and let the males trample on you wantonly? I'm going to blush for you!"

Lan's eyes burst into flames, "And you, Capet, have the ability to beat me to death here! The time limit agreed at the beginning is half a year to get together and leave, is it because I didn't serve you comfortably during those half a year? Do you have to use marriage? Bind me to be tortured every day?"

The whip in Capet's hand trembled and hit the ground again.

Lan raised his eyelids mockingly, turned his head and glared at He Yi, "Oh, Your Excellency He Yi, aren't you very proud? Admiral Zhao is holding this stupid bug to his feet with a hot heart. Lick it. It tastes very good. All right?"

He Yi, who finally understood the situation, leaned over to help the female insect on the ground, put his arms around the female insect's waist, licked his dry lips, and smiled brightly:

"The taste...is really good."

It looks like a color.want.A heart-warming villain.

Like a punctured balloon, Lan deflated all of a sudden.Yeah, what can he do?It was difficult to protect himself, but he even tried to save Admiral Zhao, who crushed him no matter his ability or IQ.

Really overwhelmed.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. Not only will his disturbance not solve the problem, but it will only make General Zhao suffer more.

But he is not reconciled, why is the worm god so unfair!He admitted his own mistakes, but what did Admiral Zhao do wrong?Shed blood for the empire?Or is it a smear for the insects?In the end, he would be wantonly humiliated by a damned male that came out of nowhere!

His idol, his life pursuit, his best friend.Before his eyes...

Looking at Jun Nu's expression, she knew that the other party must have misunderstood something, and He Yi explained aloud:

"Lanzhong misunderstood you, I have no intention of trampling and insulting Ah Zhao."

"This time I accompanied him for protection, and I was worried that he would be bullied if he came here as a worm."

"After all—" His warm voice paused, and he stroked the female admiral's short golden hair with a soft smile, "He's really stupid."

Lan: "..." So, he was wrong?

Zhao: "..." I'm not stupid.

Capet: "..." Is this a bowl of dog food?

After solving the misunderstanding, He Yi turned his attention to the stunned female instructor, "Excuse me, can this teaching rule be subtracted? I ask as his male master." In the insect star where the male is the sky, The will of the male must prevail, let alone a rare pure natural higher male.

"Yes, yes." The female trainer nodded mechanically: "You have the final say."

"Then today's physical examination is over?" He Yi asked.

"Ah? There is the last item, the pregnancy test." The female instructor replied: "This is very fast, so don't waste time."

He Yi took Ah Zhao's slightly wet worm paws and shook them gently, signaling the female worm trainer to lead the way, "Let's go, let's go and test this item."

He turned his head and looked at the two dumbfounded friends behind him, "Lieutenant General Lan, Your Excellency Capet, excuse me."

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