I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

After returning from the medical examination center, there was always a slight ambiguity between the two worms.It's like a can of sweet seasoning accidentally scattered in life, and it's fun to be in it.

On this day, Zhao went to the military headquarters early in the morning.

And He Yi, who had nothing to do, was at home, because the two worms stayed together no matter what they did some time ago, and now such a short separation made He Yi feel empty in his heart.

In the morning, He Yi leaned on the sofa and browsed shopping websites.White and dexterous fingers fluttered, throwing packs of female snacks into the shopping cart, and then moved to the clothing section to throw the female clothing on the ranking list into the shopping cart, and then stuffed all the classic aircraft into the shopping cart, and finally One-time payment.

He stared at the settlement amount on the order page without blinking his dark eyes, and laughed unconsciously.

The fun of spending money is endless.

Of course the happy things should be shared with his wife. He Yi took a screenshot and sent it to the female insect, with the words:

"Azhao, I bought something for you today, I am very happy, how about you?" [Refill.jpg]』

After sending the message, he leaned on the sofa with his hands behind his head and closed his eyes to rest, waiting with great interest.

In the military department, Admiral Zhao is listening to his subordinates report on military affairs in the conference room. His optical brain, which has been turned on the do not disturb mode before the meeting all the year round, miraculously rang.

Still exclusive ringtones.

The military females exchanged glances with each other, and then turned their gazes to General Zhao, who had been fiddled with the brain since the bell rang.The general's always expressionless face, sometimes confused, sometimes surprised, sometimes shy, surprised the military females.

The heart of gossip is burning.

Admiral Zhao, who was usually vigorous and vigorous, fell into a vortex of indecision when replying to the male insect. The content of the input box was typed and deleted, deleted and typed again, always feeling that the wording was not perfect enough.

In the end, because he didn't want the male worm to wait too long, he sent the content that was barely in line with his heart with trepidation:

"Thank you, Lord, I am also very happy. [I love you.jpg]』

His slender and white fingertips turned on the virtual light screen, and typed another line of transfer information.

The military female generals and generals have a panoramic view of their expressions from tangled distress to joy and joy, which is amazing.

Admiral Zhao, who was chatting with Xiongzhu during working hours, put down his light brain and recovered his poker face for a second, and forcefully explained, "Just now is an inquiry letter from Admiral Wei of the First Legion."

The military females have an expression of "I understand, I understand, I will keep it secret".Although...you don't need to explain the inquiry letter sent by Admiral Wei to our subordinates, right?Isn't this 300 taels of silver here, so you don't ask yourself?

Admiral Zhao coughed with expressionless eyes, and casually knocked on the metal conference table, "Can I lie to you? The meeting continues."

The military females narrowed their eyes.

Oh, why are they so unbelievable?

Here, He Yi, who was asleep with his eyes closed, felt the vibration of the light brain.

After quickly poking it open, he was stunned for a moment.The female worm's first sentence was quite normal, but the latter sentence made him very speechless.

"Just spend it, don't save it, [Screenshot of Optical Brain Balance.jpg], after the marriage is officially registered, these are all yours. [Shame answer.jpg]』

Ding ~!He Yi's optical brain received a huge transfer.He looked at the countless zeros behind him and felt a little dizzy.

Paying for a disagreement?

He Yi was overjoyed.

The joyful He Yi decided to give Xiao Yi a break, so he turned off the mute mode of the robot.

【ah!My great master, thank you for bringing Xiaoyi back to voice mode! 】Xiaoyi circled around the sofa. It hadn't been turned on for a long time.After a few turns, it was silky smooth again.

He Yi said generously: "If you don't speak ill of A Zhao in the future, I will give you freedom of speech." After speaking, he turned his gaze back to the optical brain interface.

Recently, He Yi has been on various boards of the Xingwang forum, and has a general understanding of the customs and conditions of the Zerg.

At noon, the sun was shining brightly. With a strong heart, he read through the "Male Protection Law", and then he was forced to reshape the Three Views.

For the continuation of the race, the Zerg has an almost abnormal protection for the males.Males oppress females, even trample/abuse them, but society defaults to legality and reasonableness.And once a female worm inflicts the slightest harm on a male, she will be charged with the most stringent legal charges.

Especially the high-ranking males with strong spiritual power and rich pheromones are endowed with noble status and have countless privileges.

Present Senior Male He Yi: You don't have to worry about breaking the law anymore. [Grandpa on the subway sees the light brain.jpg]

With the idea of ​​breaking the pot, He Yi decided to be a petrel.

—Let the storm come more violently!

So, he dragged out "Zerg Marriage Law" from his brain and read it whole.Then, his mouth opened into an O shape.

There are too many contents to shatter the three views.

For example, after marriage, all the property of the female is owned by the male.

For another example, the plot of digging out the heart and kidneys of the heroine and hanging on the city wall for three days and three nights in the ancient texts before traveling through time, in the Zerg society, it becomes the cutting of bones and wings of female insects and hanging in punishment.Ten days and ten nights of whipping in the precept room.

This is not called sadomasochism, nor is it called robbery, he has a unique name in the marriage law.

The euphemistic name is: teaching.

In the Marriage Law, there are more than a thousand articles in the "teaching regulations" alone.There are so many ways to teach, it's overwhelming.

He Yi: The Zerg society is so terrifying! [Shivering.jpg]

Ding dong~!

He Yi reluctantly suppressed his complicated emotions, and opened the text message that popped up on the message notification bar.

"relative!Your shipment No. 4032 has arrived at the villa. If you have specific delivery requirements, please contact the express robot No. 009. The service is excellent and time-sensitive, welcome to consult! 』

"Xiao Yi, bring the courier in."

【Ah, great master!It is an honor to serve you! 】Xiaoyi's tone of voice is cheerful, cadenced.

He Yi frowned, "Where's the male insect strategy guide chip you had a while ago? Why did you restore the ancient Zerg tone? Can't it be normal?"

Xiaoyi immediately complained:

【Ah, master!Your female servant reserve has sinister intentions!He destroyed Xiaoyi's chip, so that Xiaoyi can only use the chip when he was in the wild star. This is not only an insult to Xiaoyi, but also a disrespect to you!His heart can be punished! 】

It spoke passionately, the red light in its eyes flickered, and its green metal body bent downward into a right angle.

【Ah, master!Your Majesty the Great Male!Please hold your little leather whip, let him taste the trembling of the soul, make him hurt, let him tremble every day! 】

He Yi warned displeasedly, "Welcome to the robot return center."

Xiaoyi closed her mouth tactfully, and went out to pick up the courier in desperation.

*

After eating alone in the afternoon, the leisurely He Yi slumped on the sofa thinking about a question: Where are the Zerg fruits?

Even in the difficult apocalypse, due to the ability of the plant system, he can still guarantee to eat fresh and juicy fruits after meals. However, he has not seen any fruit after coming to the insect planet for several days.

This unscientific.

Although the food of Zongxing is very delicious, but without the after-meal fruit, I always feel that I lack a little soul and feel a little bit weak.It would be fine if he was still living on a desolate star where resources were scarce, but it would be a bit of a torture if he could not enjoy delicious fruits even though he had already arrived on a rich planet.

He Yi opened the Xingwang Forum and searched for keywords: fruit.

Search results are zero.

He typed again: durian.his favorite fruit.

Then, he saw the search results under a bunch of terms, and randomly clicked on a red hot post.

Post name: #818 That offering fruit that makes female insects dream about#

He swiped the light screen to look carefully:

1# Kneeling and begging for fruit offerings are paid

I, a female with a shattered nucleus, the only wish before I die is to get a piece of offering fruit presented by His Royal Highness the male.

2# Second-hand aircraft monopoly

[Touch your head.jpg] Son, rest in peace, I hope you can get what you want after returning to the embrace of the worm god.

3# I'll get rid of my worm head

Stop dreaming!His Royal Highness the male worm can only eat two offering fruits every month, how could he give it to other worms?

4# Admiral only fan, not convinced to fight

Fortunately, I have eaten lemon fruit, the bitterness is hidden in the acid, and the unforgettable acid is buried in the bitterness.While eating, watch the heroine and the female female who I hate the most serve you and me. [Sour teeth.jpg] [Bitter angina.jpg]

5# Lavender with purple sadness

Come on, love hugs!We who are suffering from the same disease are weeping and weeping~[I can't make a sound.jpg]

6# something to make eggs

Anonymous first, I can secretly tell you the taste of durian fruit, the flesh is soft, fragrant and sweet, making insects intoxicated.

7#What should I do if the cute male worm says he likes me?

Liar upstairs, how can you, a female, know the taste of durian fruit?

8#The hero takes me to see the stars

How is it impossible?The hero gave the male worm Zai Zai a piece, and Zai Zai quietly gave me a taste.

9#The hero's toy

Ahhhhh!Mu Mu, the upstairs turned out to be a female monarch!Come on, tell me, what does it taste like?

10# so handsome

At the beginning, I smelled a particularly strong fragrance from a distance, and when I got closer, I could smell the stench of erosion, soft and sweet.It is full of taboo charm like an extremely sweet male worm, and the feeling of resisting and falling in love like being humiliated and whipped by His Highness.

11#Sunflower with a small sun

ah!Damn sweet.

12#humble little Mu online marriage proposal

want to eat!

13# I was so cute by His Highness

want to eat +1

……

He Yi read patiently one by one.It turns out that there are no fruits in the Zerg, only offering fruits.There are two types of offering fruit, one is lemon fruit and the other is durian fruit.

Due to the limited climate and geographical conditions of the insect planet, it is difficult to cultivate the supplying fruit.The fruit supply is monopolized by the male insect protection association. When visiting the high-level male insect highness in the middle of each month, a lemon fruit and a durian fruit will be distributed as gifts.

Lemon fruit has the effect of promoting body fluids, quenching thirst, harmonizing the stomach, and calming the fetus. It is often presented by the male prince to the female king who is pregnant with eggs, or the female servant who is quite favored.The durian fruit has the effect of improving immunity and enhancing physical fitness, and is an essential tonic for higher males.

He Yi looked through the ephemeris and found that there were still 10 days before the middle of the month. He pursed his lips and sighed secretly: Hey, it's still early before the day of offering fruit.

In case, Ah Zhao also likes to eat durian fruit, should he eat all of it, or half of it?

It's something that confuses bugs.

Admiral Zhao, who was missed by He Yi, was in the marshal's office at this time.

"Marshal!" Admiral Zhao saluted respectfully as soon as he stepped into the office.

"Zhao, congratulations." Marshal Mori's voice was cold, and there was a faint smile in his eyes.

Zhao recalled the reluctant expression of the hero when he went out this morning, and moved his right little finger uncomfortably, "Well, thank you."

"It seems that His Highness He Yi treats you very well." Marshal Mori said as he got up and opened the indoor shielding device, motioning Zhao Zhao to sit down, "I remember that you planned to chase the stars and the sea for the rest of your life."

Zhao Bai's fair cheeks were immediately stained with a layer of blush, "Well, the hero is... very good, I..." Thinking of the gentleness and sweetness of the hero, his heart skipped a beat.

Marshal Mori changed the subject, "What's the secret you didn't tell me before you disappeared?"

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