I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]
Chapter 24 The Newlywed Bug
He Yi hummed a ditty, and dragged the female companion, whose face was blurred by earthy love words, who was lost in the sea of shyness and could not extricate herself, and walked slowly towards the special registration window.
The special registration window is specially set up for nobles, and the reception objects are limited to S-rank male His Royal Highness and the female attendant he is going to marry.Since female slaves do not need to be registered, and female masters are converted from female servants, all females in the hall are female servants.
At this moment, there were only five females lined up in front of the window. Out of the corner of their eyes, they saw His Royal Highness He Yi, who was very popular on the star network, leading General Zhao, walking from the side. They backed away one after another, leaving a vacuum in front of the window. .
He Yi pulled General Zhao to walk back, and the females continued to retreat in a hurry, intending to give up the first position to His Highness the male. They all looked at General Zhao with condemnation and questioning: How can the cute and beautiful male worm wait in line?
Zhao moved his paw lightly, and tapped on the soft back of Xiongzhu's hand, "Xiongzhu, let's go to the front."
Seeing the females backing back again and again, He Yi finally understood, forget it, don't line up if you don't line up, so the stalemate between the two sides is not a problem.Such special treatment is too much, poor his conscience is already baked.
Nasty, totally numb.
The sub-female worker at the window was very excited to see His Royal Highness the SS-rank male with countless fanatic fans on the star network in reality. First, he straightened his posture to make sure that His Highness could see his perfect profile, and then softened. He asked in a voice: "Hello, Your Highness He Yi, do you have a prenuptial agreement with you? Do you need the registration office to provide it for you?"
"Bring it." He Yi took out a printed A4 paper from the space button.The important documents and certificates of the Zerg are all paper versions.Paper, as the cultural carrier left by the ancient Zerg, has been inherited and carried forward. Nowadays, paper, a new type of material, is invulnerable to water, fire, knife and gun, and can be preserved for tens of thousands of years.
The staff member took the A4 paper with surprise on his face. Compared with Bie Chong's thick stack of documents, the content prepared by His Royal Highness He Yi didn't even fill a thin sheet of paper.
It is said to be an agreement, but in fact, the male insects set up some embarrassing rules for the female insects in disguise.He Yi read some of the so-called Gao Zan's prenuptial agreements on the Xingwang forum, and he was almost suffocated. The content of those agreements refreshed his offline one by one.Anyway, give him a hundred brains, but he can't think of the terms of the agreement that insults the female.
Therefore, he can only refer to the agreement format on the forum and write according to his own ideas.He didn't dare to write too maverick, so he could only cut corners a little or change things in some aspects.
Holding the thin piece of paper in his hand, the worker did not immediately scan it into the marriage registration system, but hesitated: "Your Highness, did you really write this content? Could it be too..."
In fact, he even doubted whether Admiral Zhao had coerced His Highness, "There is an agreement template in the registration office, why don't you use the version we provide. You have too little restraint on females, which is not good for you."
"No, just use mine." He Yi insisted.He doesn't want to use templates, this flimsy piece of paper has condensed so much effort on him!
He Yi, who has just graduated from high school and ushered in the apocalypse, has never even written a college thesis. He didn't expect that he would scratch his head and stay up all night writing a prenuptial agreement after marrying a daughter-in-law.But there is no way, who made this prenuptial agreement to be read out by the daughter-in-law when she took the oath.And he also wanted to use the oath video as a wedding souvenir, so he had to write it well.
Zhao listened in a daze, recalling the scene where the hero covered the top of the A4 paper and asked him to sign directly, combined with the remarks of the sub-female worker, he became more and more curious about the content of the agreement.
He leaned forward to take a look.
He Yi quickly stopped him, and gave him a disapproving look, "Don't peek ahead, you'll know later."
Zhao Sansan lowered his eyes: OK.
Since it was the meaning of His Royal Highness the male worm, the staff members stopped talking and quickly stamped it with the bright red official seal of the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the Zerg Empire and entered it into the system.
After registration, they left the window and walked to the oath hall.Pushing open the door of the swearing-in hall, an elderly female with white hair was sitting at the door.Regardless of whether it is male, female or sub-female, the appearance of all insects after the third stage of evolution will be finalized, and only when they reach the last 100 years of insect life will they gradually show signs of aging.
Obviously, the old female insect in front of her is dying.
Behind him is the Zerg Kingdom.flag and country.The emblem is very solemn.He raised his head and showed a kind smile: "Congratulations to the two of you for forming a good relationship."
Without giving the other party time to reply, he rambled on and started a long speech: "We also know that swearing is useless, but it is better to do it. It was only 500 years ago that the Imperial Council of Elders voted to add the process of swearing. According to nearly 500 years The social research survey shows that the marriage happiness index of married couples is about 7-9 percentage points higher than that of non-sworn couples.”
Of course, this so-called happiness index is also relative to the females. He said the same thing to every pair of males who came to swear, but it was just to appease the anxious and impatient mood of the males because of the long waiting time. Now facing the hero of the Empire's glory, Admiral Zhao, he couldn't help but say one more thing: "Your Highness, I wish you and Admiral Zhao a happy marriage for a thousand years!"
He sincerely hoped that the Light of the Empire could find a good home.
"Thank you, thank you for your kind words." He Yi held his partner's paw tightly, and a smile melted on his tense face.
"Thank you." Zhao nodded in gratitude.
While talking, several people came to the swearing-in platform, He Yi and Zhao stood together in front of a rust-red wooden carved swearing-in table.
The elderly female stands under the stage and presses the switch to start the announcement procedure. A virtual light screen appears out of thin air in the spacious oath hall, and in the light screen is a beautiful female in a professional dress.
Holding the microphone in his hand, he slowly opened his lips: "Today, His Royal Highness He Yi and General Zhao are officially married. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding and a forever union! One blessing and one testimony, please open your worm light brain Receive wedding affidavit."
The two worms opened a worm light brain according to their words, and the sacred and solemn affidavit was floating on the front page of the light screen.
Yayu smiled and made an ancient and complicated gesture, "Please read the marriage vows, both of you."
"In the 3069th year of the star calendar, on the 153rd standard rotation day of the worm star, we officially became a legal couple. Starting today, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities entrusted to us by marriage..." The two worms read the oath in unison.
Their voices were not too loud, and they were extremely loud in the oath hall made of special materials.In this situation, under the rendering of the background music, there is inexplicably a majestic momentum of beating drums and ringing gold when the two armies were fighting in the feudal era of the ancient earth.Spectacular.
After the reading, Ya female turned her attention to Admiral Zhao, "Now I invite the newlywed female servant to read the content of the prenuptial agreement."
Zhao Hua turned on the agreement just sent by the registration center in his mind.The content is as follows:
Today is the day when His Royal Highness He Yi and I made a happy marriage. In order to respond to the call of the empire and keep in mind the teachings of the empire, I hereby swear an oath. I promise:
1. Full payment of income.
2. All housework is included.
3. Don't fight back when you hit, don't fight back when you scold.
This agreement includes, but is not limited to, annual review by Xiongzhu to keep pace with the times.
This agreement will come into effect on the date of signing.Validity period: lifetime.Promisor: Zhao.
With slightly flushed cheeks, he read aloud the prenuptial agreement written by the hero himself.
The corners of He Yi's lips hooked slightly.
This is the highlight moment of his worm life!
An Ruku stretched out his right hand and scratched the palm of the female beside him.
The previous nervousness was swept away, but now I just feel that dozens of pieces of honey that have been peeled off the wrappers are stuffed in my heart, and the sweetness is bubbling.An unprecedented sense of satisfaction and happiness emerged spontaneously, he thought, the Zerg would be his belonging in the future, because there are his favorites here.
With his gentle scratching, the already tense female worm's heart almost jumped into her throat, and the whole worm was like a bow stretched to the extreme, as if it was about to shoot out in the next second.
The reading of about one star seemed as long as tens of thousands of light-years. After Zhao finished reading the words correctly, he turned his head and gave the hero a shameful look.
The hero is really... too sticky.
He almost mispronounced the word just now!
He Yi rolled his black eyes innocently, his face full of cunning.
[I'm so good. jpg, you can hit it, if you have the heart. jpg. ]
The female worm became angry from embarrassment, and she became vicious. She followed suit and scratched the male master's white and tender palm a few times, but the force was more gentle, like a bunch of slender, soft wicker that had just sprouted buds and swirled enchantingly. Pass.
The female worm stared: Let your skin?
[I'm super fierce! .jpg]
He Yi: It's not about heartbeat, it's his old life, right?
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-10-1521:17:00~2021-10-1711:33:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Boliang; 1 bottle of Ababa;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The special registration window is specially set up for nobles, and the reception objects are limited to S-rank male His Royal Highness and the female attendant he is going to marry.Since female slaves do not need to be registered, and female masters are converted from female servants, all females in the hall are female servants.
At this moment, there were only five females lined up in front of the window. Out of the corner of their eyes, they saw His Royal Highness He Yi, who was very popular on the star network, leading General Zhao, walking from the side. They backed away one after another, leaving a vacuum in front of the window. .
He Yi pulled General Zhao to walk back, and the females continued to retreat in a hurry, intending to give up the first position to His Highness the male. They all looked at General Zhao with condemnation and questioning: How can the cute and beautiful male worm wait in line?
Zhao moved his paw lightly, and tapped on the soft back of Xiongzhu's hand, "Xiongzhu, let's go to the front."
Seeing the females backing back again and again, He Yi finally understood, forget it, don't line up if you don't line up, so the stalemate between the two sides is not a problem.Such special treatment is too much, poor his conscience is already baked.
Nasty, totally numb.
The sub-female worker at the window was very excited to see His Royal Highness the SS-rank male with countless fanatic fans on the star network in reality. First, he straightened his posture to make sure that His Highness could see his perfect profile, and then softened. He asked in a voice: "Hello, Your Highness He Yi, do you have a prenuptial agreement with you? Do you need the registration office to provide it for you?"
"Bring it." He Yi took out a printed A4 paper from the space button.The important documents and certificates of the Zerg are all paper versions.Paper, as the cultural carrier left by the ancient Zerg, has been inherited and carried forward. Nowadays, paper, a new type of material, is invulnerable to water, fire, knife and gun, and can be preserved for tens of thousands of years.
The staff member took the A4 paper with surprise on his face. Compared with Bie Chong's thick stack of documents, the content prepared by His Royal Highness He Yi didn't even fill a thin sheet of paper.
It is said to be an agreement, but in fact, the male insects set up some embarrassing rules for the female insects in disguise.He Yi read some of the so-called Gao Zan's prenuptial agreements on the Xingwang forum, and he was almost suffocated. The content of those agreements refreshed his offline one by one.Anyway, give him a hundred brains, but he can't think of the terms of the agreement that insults the female.
Therefore, he can only refer to the agreement format on the forum and write according to his own ideas.He didn't dare to write too maverick, so he could only cut corners a little or change things in some aspects.
Holding the thin piece of paper in his hand, the worker did not immediately scan it into the marriage registration system, but hesitated: "Your Highness, did you really write this content? Could it be too..."
In fact, he even doubted whether Admiral Zhao had coerced His Highness, "There is an agreement template in the registration office, why don't you use the version we provide. You have too little restraint on females, which is not good for you."
"No, just use mine." He Yi insisted.He doesn't want to use templates, this flimsy piece of paper has condensed so much effort on him!
He Yi, who has just graduated from high school and ushered in the apocalypse, has never even written a college thesis. He didn't expect that he would scratch his head and stay up all night writing a prenuptial agreement after marrying a daughter-in-law.But there is no way, who made this prenuptial agreement to be read out by the daughter-in-law when she took the oath.And he also wanted to use the oath video as a wedding souvenir, so he had to write it well.
Zhao listened in a daze, recalling the scene where the hero covered the top of the A4 paper and asked him to sign directly, combined with the remarks of the sub-female worker, he became more and more curious about the content of the agreement.
He leaned forward to take a look.
He Yi quickly stopped him, and gave him a disapproving look, "Don't peek ahead, you'll know later."
Zhao Sansan lowered his eyes: OK.
Since it was the meaning of His Royal Highness the male worm, the staff members stopped talking and quickly stamped it with the bright red official seal of the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the Zerg Empire and entered it into the system.
After registration, they left the window and walked to the oath hall.Pushing open the door of the swearing-in hall, an elderly female with white hair was sitting at the door.Regardless of whether it is male, female or sub-female, the appearance of all insects after the third stage of evolution will be finalized, and only when they reach the last 100 years of insect life will they gradually show signs of aging.
Obviously, the old female insect in front of her is dying.
Behind him is the Zerg Kingdom.flag and country.The emblem is very solemn.He raised his head and showed a kind smile: "Congratulations to the two of you for forming a good relationship."
Without giving the other party time to reply, he rambled on and started a long speech: "We also know that swearing is useless, but it is better to do it. It was only 500 years ago that the Imperial Council of Elders voted to add the process of swearing. According to nearly 500 years The social research survey shows that the marriage happiness index of married couples is about 7-9 percentage points higher than that of non-sworn couples.”
Of course, this so-called happiness index is also relative to the females. He said the same thing to every pair of males who came to swear, but it was just to appease the anxious and impatient mood of the males because of the long waiting time. Now facing the hero of the Empire's glory, Admiral Zhao, he couldn't help but say one more thing: "Your Highness, I wish you and Admiral Zhao a happy marriage for a thousand years!"
He sincerely hoped that the Light of the Empire could find a good home.
"Thank you, thank you for your kind words." He Yi held his partner's paw tightly, and a smile melted on his tense face.
"Thank you." Zhao nodded in gratitude.
While talking, several people came to the swearing-in platform, He Yi and Zhao stood together in front of a rust-red wooden carved swearing-in table.
The elderly female stands under the stage and presses the switch to start the announcement procedure. A virtual light screen appears out of thin air in the spacious oath hall, and in the light screen is a beautiful female in a professional dress.
Holding the microphone in his hand, he slowly opened his lips: "Today, His Royal Highness He Yi and General Zhao are officially married. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding and a forever union! One blessing and one testimony, please open your worm light brain Receive wedding affidavit."
The two worms opened a worm light brain according to their words, and the sacred and solemn affidavit was floating on the front page of the light screen.
Yayu smiled and made an ancient and complicated gesture, "Please read the marriage vows, both of you."
"In the 3069th year of the star calendar, on the 153rd standard rotation day of the worm star, we officially became a legal couple. Starting today, we will jointly shoulder the responsibilities entrusted to us by marriage..." The two worms read the oath in unison.
Their voices were not too loud, and they were extremely loud in the oath hall made of special materials.In this situation, under the rendering of the background music, there is inexplicably a majestic momentum of beating drums and ringing gold when the two armies were fighting in the feudal era of the ancient earth.Spectacular.
After the reading, Ya female turned her attention to Admiral Zhao, "Now I invite the newlywed female servant to read the content of the prenuptial agreement."
Zhao Hua turned on the agreement just sent by the registration center in his mind.The content is as follows:
Today is the day when His Royal Highness He Yi and I made a happy marriage. In order to respond to the call of the empire and keep in mind the teachings of the empire, I hereby swear an oath. I promise:
1. Full payment of income.
2. All housework is included.
3. Don't fight back when you hit, don't fight back when you scold.
This agreement includes, but is not limited to, annual review by Xiongzhu to keep pace with the times.
This agreement will come into effect on the date of signing.Validity period: lifetime.Promisor: Zhao.
With slightly flushed cheeks, he read aloud the prenuptial agreement written by the hero himself.
The corners of He Yi's lips hooked slightly.
This is the highlight moment of his worm life!
An Ruku stretched out his right hand and scratched the palm of the female beside him.
The previous nervousness was swept away, but now I just feel that dozens of pieces of honey that have been peeled off the wrappers are stuffed in my heart, and the sweetness is bubbling.An unprecedented sense of satisfaction and happiness emerged spontaneously, he thought, the Zerg would be his belonging in the future, because there are his favorites here.
With his gentle scratching, the already tense female worm's heart almost jumped into her throat, and the whole worm was like a bow stretched to the extreme, as if it was about to shoot out in the next second.
The reading of about one star seemed as long as tens of thousands of light-years. After Zhao finished reading the words correctly, he turned his head and gave the hero a shameful look.
The hero is really... too sticky.
He almost mispronounced the word just now!
He Yi rolled his black eyes innocently, his face full of cunning.
[I'm so good. jpg, you can hit it, if you have the heart. jpg. ]
The female worm became angry from embarrassment, and she became vicious. She followed suit and scratched the male master's white and tender palm a few times, but the force was more gentle, like a bunch of slender, soft wicker that had just sprouted buds and swirled enchantingly. Pass.
The female worm stared: Let your skin?
[I'm super fierce! .jpg]
He Yi: It's not about heartbeat, it's his old life, right?
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-10-1521:17:00~2021-10-1711:33:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Boliang; 1 bottle of Ababa;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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