I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

He Yi squatted down and lifted the female's chin, and asked with a cold face: "What happened? Why are you kneeling here?!"

I don't know how long I have been kneeling, my knees are probably swollen!

The female didn't dare to open her eyes to look directly at the anger in the male's eyes, and the tails of his eyes were reddish, "Master, I know I made a lot of mistakes, please punish me, whatever you want, don't want me..."

"Stop, stop-"

"What did you do wrong? Why didn't I know?" He Yi was angry and confused.

"I've made a lot of mistakes, so please punish me." The female worm just pretended that the hero was unwilling to forgive herself, so she kept begging for punishment.

"Punish you with a ball of wool!!" He Yi stood up with a "huh" and kicked the end of the bed viciously.The bed was motionless, but his feet were numb from the shock.

"Master!" Zhao exclaimed and hugged the male worm's leg.

I wanted to check if I was injured but I didn't dare to touch it casually, I was tangled and anxious, my ice blue eyes were filled with mist, "Don't torment yourself when you are angry, just hit me...you can kick me..."

He Yi forcibly pulled back his leg from the female worm's hand, sat at the end of the bed angrily, and slapped the bed with the palm of his right hand: "Get up!"

"Kneel again in the future, and I'll break your leg!!" He Yi threatened fiercely.

Zhao didn't dare to be disobedient at this time, he got up obediently.When the hero gets angry, he tosses about his faults, the lethality is too great!He didn't dare to provoke, nor could he afford to.

Sure enough, the knee was bruised.

He Yi's face became gloomy again.

"You are very capable, you are worthy of being a military female! You are worthy of being an admiral! Your courage to kneel as soon as you say it is commendable!" His thin lips that were tightly pressed were almost drawn into a straight line.

"Are you angry with me on purpose?" Your chest heaved up and down angrily.

While activating his taunting skills, he stretched out his hand and pulled the female closer.Unlock the extremely obtrusive inhibition ring on the neck of the female insect with the fingerprint of the index finger, and then vigorously smash it to the ground. The brown ring made of soft skin-friendly material rolled on the ground twice and then became silent.

He squinted his eyes and looked steadily at the female's knee.Really dazzling.

Tsk, it's ugly.

Seeing the bright disgust in the male worm's eyes, Zhao hastily stretched out his hand to cover the bruise, and explained in panic, "It will be fine in a while, it's not ugly..." Thinking of the last time the male lord disliked him when he rubbed the bruise red Yin Zi, he was even more flustered.

The more flustered you are, the easier it is to do stupid things.

With a sudden heart attack, he imitated the protagonist of the film and television and threw himself into the male worm's arms, twisting his thin waist and rubbing his limbs indiscriminately.Obviously he only learned the superficial, not the essence.

But it doesn't matter, He Yi really made him angry, in a physical sense.

He Yi pinched the back of the female worm's neck, pulled it back, and sharpened the back molars, "Do you know what you're doing?"

"Hmm, male lord... want me, please." The female worm was forced to tilt her head back, but she rubbed her head more happily.

He Yi's face was ashen, turned over and pushed the female down on the head of the bed vigorously, gritted his teeth and said, "You, don't, regret it!"

It's time to stand up!

Then, the female worm ushered in the "whiplash" and "punishment" of the male master. This "punishment" was long-lasting and tormented.He was overjoyed.

But he tried his best to pretend that he was in pain and infinitely tolerant, so as not to let his successful smile be too obvious.

Afterwards, he slumped in the arms of the hero contentedly and secretly thought: This is probably the pinnacle of his "acting career" in his life.After all, he exhausted his acting skills all his life so that he would not fall into the trap.

ah!The universe owes him an Oscar!

The next day, He Yi opened his eyes in a daze for a long time.no?Why did he lose control again last night? !

He gently got out of the bed, sat up and turned to look at the sleeping female beside him, what a crime!What did he do? !

He secretly lifted the quilt and took a closer look. Fortunately, the female didn't have any scars on her body.Without the restraint of the inhibition ring, with the strong self-healing power of the female insect, no matter how serious the flesh injury is, it will heal within a few weeks.

Obviously, the voice of the female worm last night was very painful and uncomfortable, not only did he not stop his evil deeds, but... he was even more excited... ah!He is not a qualified hero.

He is ashamed!

The guilty male felt ashamed to face his kissing wife, and after lightly tucking in the quilt, he left the bedroom in desperation.

And the female worm with a "Little Golden Man" trophy quietly opened her eyes behind him.Zhao actually woke up a long time ago, he spurned himself to deceive and seduce the hero, wanted to get up early to avoid the stares of the hero questioning and blaming, and was greedy for the hero's embrace, so he procrastinated until the hero woke up.Jian Xiongzhu left the bedroom.

He jumped out of bed.

He is vigorous and agile.

It was completely different from the pitiful little boy he had imagined.Yes, in his opinion, the hero last night was too gentle, so gentle that his performance of affection almost failed.

As he quickly dressed and washed, he thought that the hero must be hungry to wake up so early, he must prepare breakfast early, and not let Xiaoyi's broken robot preempt him.

And what about He Yi?He is currently washing in the bedroom where Ah Zhao used to sleep.The more he introspected himself, the more he felt that something was not quite right. Obviously, the emotion captured by his radiated mental power last night was joy, and it was precisely because of this that he boldly released the beast in his heart to plunder the female.

But the pained expression on Ah Zhao's face was so real, which made him puzzled.

Is there something wrong with his mental power, or is there something wrong with his eyes?Or is it Ah Zhao... duplicity?No, no, my daughter-in-law is so obedient and honest, how could she lie to herself!

#Admiral Zhao, who is deeply scheming, has the right to speak.Not only did he dare to lie, he dared to lie all the time~

With doubts in his heart, He Yi opened Xingwang and posted anonymously: "How can I apologize and compensate the maid?" 』

Perhaps it was because the population base was too large, so that they received a lot of ridicule in a short while.

1# A little bug that needs to hibernate

Is the owner awake?Get some sleep, it's still early.What are you talking about?

2# bar essence to climb for grandpa

Strange things happen every year, especially this year, if you ask for help, ask for help, what kind of male bug? yue

3# I am seriously commenting today...

Is the host village Netcom?Blindly guessing that the landlord is a female attendant, did you make the hero angry?It doesn't matter, apology spree, please punish toolbox, everything you need, you deserve it! !Dear, report my social credit code for a 9% discount~~/link Portal/

……

Seeing that the more and more outrageous things were said on the Internet, He Yi retreated in defeat, holding back his breath.If he hadn't always kept a low profile as a worm, he really wanted to get the SVIP certification of a high-level male worm, and blind their dog's eyes!

He quickly deleted the post, thinking while deleting: Since it is an apology and compensation, it should be no problem to give something away, and since it is going to be a gift, of course it is the favorite of the female worm.After thinking for a while, instead of reposting, he typed in the search box: #妇虫最喜欢的What? #

He quickly glanced at the speed of ten lines at a glance and came to the conclusion that the female worm's favorite turned out to be——lemon fruit?That kind of sour thing is actually the favorite of females?

He Yi's eyes lit up.Got it!

So after breakfast, Zhao saw a small boxy wooden box on the dining table.

He Yi pushed the box in front of his wife, looking forward to it, "Open it and have a look, do you like it?"

Zhao hesitated to open it, "Xiong Lord? This is it?"

"Lemon fruit?!...for me?"

He Yi nodded, "The last time the Xiong Baohui visited in the middle of the month, I ate half of the durian fruit and evolved it ahead of time. I didn't have time to put the remaining half in the refrigerator before I fell into a coma. If you like it, go down I'll give it to you when they bring it in a month."

The female worm lowered her head, clutched the small wooden box tightly with her white knuckles and did not make a sound.

"You... don't you like it?" The two dangling tentacles on He Yi's head drooped, and disappointment flashed in his eyes.He is such a failure, he can't even coax his wife well.

The gift was not delivered correctly, and he swallowed the words of apology that followed.

"I like it, I like it very much." Zhao said with tears in his eyes.God knows how envious he has seen other insects drying lemon fruit countless times on Xingwang.Now the unattainable wish has come true.

"Lie!!" He Yi's mental strength caught a trace of sadness again. He pinched the female's chin to force her to look up, and said angrily, "You are obviously crying with anger, and you still say you like it!"

"Liar!"