I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

The third day of the wedding holiday.

Before dawn, and the white mist outside, the female has already got up and got out of bed to get dressed.A little light came in through the window, enough to keep the sight unobstructed.

"Patta." He Yi reached out and patted the bedside lamp, rubbed his sleepy eyes, "Why did you get up so early?"

The misunderstanding yesterday not only activated his blood, but also drained his energy.Moreover, they had been messing around for a long time last night, and it was still early, so sleepy he was yawning.

"Wait, Azhao, come here and let me have a look." He Yi called the female who was wearing shoes, half-kneeled on the bed, pulled him closer and looked at him carefully, "Aren't you tired? Is there any place?" uncomfortable?"

"Not tired." The female insect shook her head.

"Then you last night..." He Yi's expression at this moment is like an innocent girl who has been deceived by a scumbag, and asked with rounded eyes: "How can you be so energetic!" , but he was depressed.

——Where does the face of the big storm go?

He slumped down on the bed.

The female worm instantly rang the alarm bell in her heart.

After the ball, I played too much last night, and I forgot to cover up again this morning.

He put one hand on his waist in a second into the play, and said delicately, "Master, I feel a little pain." While talking, he stumbled with his left foot and fell to the head of the bed with his right foot, "Oh, it hurts so much."

Hearing the weak voice of the female, the depressed and decadent male Highness turned over like a salty fish suddenly injected with oxygen, "What's wrong? It hurts, I will rub it."

The strength is neither light nor heavy.While rubbing the female's waist distressedly, the male worm said in a low voice, "You're just messing around, why didn't you get up so early for work? You're not feeling well and you're trying to hold on..."

"Hey, are you still laughing?"

Seeing the bright smile in the eyes of the female, His Royal Highness the male's soft expression faded away, and he put on a face as cold as ice, and said sinisterly: "You are fat, right?"

The female turned her face away and said nothing.

Just shook his head slightly.His shoulders shook.

The male worm got angry, and the opponent's shoulders were shaking like a motor, thinking that he couldn't know that he was snickering because he couldn't see his face?The male worm shifted his hands to find the female worm's armpits and quickly scratched them, "I told you to laugh, but you still dare to laugh? I'll make you laugh enough today..."

"Ah...hahaha...Xiongha...Master hahaha, don't scratch..." The female worm laughed out loud, and kept begging for mercy with tears in her eyes.

With the sharpness and quickness of a military female, he could dodge it, but he didn't.How can such a good opportunity to get close to the hero be missed?

The male worm was relentless, "Have you admitted your mistake? Do you still dare to laugh at your male master?"

"Don't dare, haha...don't dare hahaha~" The female worm writhed wildly, not only did not escape from the claws of the male insect, but also sent herself to the male insect's claw very schemingly.The amplitude of body trembling and laughter are exaggerated.

It's a pity that the simple males didn't notice it, and even thought such "stupid" females were cute.

After laughing for a while, the sleepiness was gone.

"Why don't you get more sleep?"

"We'll have a visitor today."

"Who?"

"Xiong Baohui."

He Yi fell back and lay flat again, depressed: "Why didn't I receive the news? Isn't it once a month? The mid-month visit has already passed?"

"You forgot? The president said that he will prepare a coming-of-age ceremony for you." The female lowered her head slightly, her eyes showing no emotion.

Speaking of this, He Yi is one head and two big.What gift?She obviously wanted to destroy his marriage and meddle in his feelings!It seems that there is still a tough battle to be fought today, "By the way, how do you know it's today?" He, the person being visited, doesn't know.

"The military department has three days of wedding leave. Since the president wants to give gifts, he will take advantage of my presence." The female worm closed her eyes and said softly.

Only when he is there can the goal of suppressing and belittling be achieved, and by the way, appreciate his embarrassing gesture of daring to speak out.

……

Sure enough, when it was almost lunch time, the worm from the Xiongbaohui rang the doorbell.

Unexpectedly, President Howard did not visit in person, but the baby-faced Phoebe and six "gifts" of different styles.

After taking her seat, Phoebe explained her purpose, "The president has been busy preparing for the palace banquet recently and has no time to spare. As soon as I heard that I came to you, I took this job."

He Yi nodded to express his understanding.

Phoebe laughed out loud as usual, "Aren't you surprised? How about it? Is my flowery face much more pleasing to the eye than the president's old face?"

He Yi: "..." It's not pleasing to the eye, thank you.

Seeing the other party acquiescing, Phoebe smiled even more happily, "Come on, sir, come and take a look, this is a good gift carefully selected by the president for you."

He clapped his hands, and five military females and one female female stepped out from behind the sofa and stepped forward to greet them.

They had just finished their meeting and before they had time to introduce themselves, Zhao stood up and walked in front of the male worm without a trace, blocking the sticky eyes of the other female worms on his male master, and asked softly, "Master male, do you need me to go?" Make a cup of tea for all the guests?"

The guest bites extremely hard.

However, the two big-hearted males present did not hear anything unusual.Because he was sitting, He Yi's line of sight couldn't even reach A Zhao's shoulders, so he didn't see the female's stiff face with a hint of anger.

He stretched out his hand and pulled the female back to the sofa, "No, let Xiaoyi go." He got up and took two steps and raised his hand to turn on the robot that was standing still and in standby mode, "Xiaoyi, make tea. "

On the other hand, Phoebe, not only did not hear the hostility in the female worm's tone, she was also very relieved: after not seeing General Zhao for a few days, she understood the rules better than before.He made a fist with one hand and made a powerful gesture with his thumb up, "Okay, Your Excellency He Yi, you have taught me well."

He Yi didn't understand why.

He didn't answer this question, and laughed twice.

And Xiaoyi, who just finished loading the program, did something that every male early education version robot will do after restarting—automatically search for females or subfemale within a radius of ten meters.There was a red light in his eyes, and after a series of intelligent analysis, he began to chant again:

【ah!The fragile subfemale is a tender and delicate flower, and you should keep one of the precious males at home! 】

But because of the strong desire to survive, it quickly slipped towards the kitchen while chanting.

The facts are indeed as Xiaoyi said, the only sub-female among the 6 gifts looks very delicate, with snow-skinned red lips, so tender that it is almost watery.The figure is enchanting and full of charm, which is extremely conspicuous among the five military females.Phoebe pointed to the petite and tender asian female and said, "My cousin Joey, isn't he pretty?"

"The old-fashioned president still wants to give you all the Saijun females. I really don't understand the style. I decide to find you the female females. The fat and water will not flow to outsiders Tian Hehe, is it enough loyalty?"

The female female who was named moved lightly, leaned forward and said softly: "Good day, Your Highness. My name is Joey. I have admired Your Highness for a long time, and I want... to serve you for the rest of my life."

He said a short sentence with twists and turns and melodious, mellow and pleasant.

If any other male was here, he would definitely smile and take this beautiful and sweet sub-female into his pocket, but He Yi only shuddered deeply: Is this the reincarnation of the babe?

He rubbed his arms lightly to relieve the discomfort caused by the cold.

Just when he was about to say no, Zhao suddenly got up and walked away.He Yi's outstretched hand froze in mid-air, but he didn't hold it, "Ah Zhao, where are you going?"

"Master, please be busy first, I'll go to the kitchen to make lunch." The female worm quickened her pace without looking back.It was as if there was a hungry wolf chasing after him.

Looking at the female worm that disappeared in the blink of an eye, He Yi was at a loss for a moment, isn't Xiaoyi doing it?But at this moment, it is not easy for him to catch up and ask what happened, leaving the guest alone in the living room.

He turned his head to look at the petite Ya female in front of him, with a proud and distant attitude: "Don't love me, it won't work."

The sub-female Joey was about to cry in a blink of an eye, and tears glistened in her blue eyes.

Phoebe immediately winked and sighed, "My God, Your Excellency is so merciless! This beauty is just for coaxing."

He Yi glanced sharply at Joey from top to bottom, raised his chin and said arrogantly: "The complexion is too white, the hair is too long, the eyes are too big, the nose is not straight enough, and the lips are too small..."

After a series of evaluations, he concluded: "Is this also called a beauty bug?"

Obviously, this is a blatant refusal: the average me, the average bright.I don't like you as you are!

Perhaps his words were too sharp, and the tears in Joey's eyes were so shocked that he shrank back.The words of His Royal Highness Xiong Chong were like a slap in the face that crushed all his pride.At this moment, his proud self-confidence was torn into pieces and crushed under the eyes of everyone.

Phoebe was very speechless about He Yi's strange aesthetics, "What about these military females? They have very different styles, so there must be someone you can fall in love with?"

He Yi said coldly: "No, I only like Ah Zhao, and there is only one Ah Zhao in this world."

Everything is cheap on average, and so is love.

His idea of ​​just wanting to have a partner to accompany him through a long life has become non-mainstream here.Zerg's family outlook, outlook on life and values ​​​​are completely different from those on Earth.As far as the family is concerned, they advocate the concept of male superiority and female inferiority.In terms of life, they emphasize racial reproduction.In terms of value, they advocate that females join the army to realize value, and males realize value by accepting servant eggs.

But no matter what, he will stick to his view of love.If you choose to love a worm, you must love vigorously and forever.

The noble and arrogant male in the living room here is rejecting the rotten peach blossoms offered to the door, and the female in the kitchen on the other side is full of resentment after drinking several jars of vinegar with the fresh ingredients in the refrigerator.

Ping Pong Pong.

Another ingredient was smashed into dross by the kitchen knife.

There were deep tooth marks on the cherry red lower lip.

The tip of Zhao's tongue was astringent, and he tasted a hint of rust. He was angry and at a loss.He was annoyed at why he had to show his face to the hero in public. Right now, one or several female servants would come in and steal the hero's tender and doting gaze, and he did another demented behavior that disappointed the hero. No matter how hard it is to get a little favor from the hero.

He was at a loss and at a loss.

Ah, that beautiful Asian female boy, who is white, soft and slippery, is about to be appointed by the hero as his "brother"!

No, he must not sit still!

He closed his eyes and frantically searched for useful information in his memory.

After a while, he opened his eyes and stared blankly at the red strangle marks on his palm caused by holding the knife too hard.Slightly injured, flushed.If the hero still cares about him...

He took a deep breath to make his eyes red, and walked out of the kitchen quickly.

Oh, brother Yafe?

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-10-2011：06：08～2021-10-2114：12：54期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: the account has been canceled, ah, ah, ah, 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottle of account has been canceled;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!