I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

The female quickly untied the towel wrapped around the chopsticks, scooped up a basin of water, washed the veil, and carefully wiped the blood stains on the lips of the male.

A series of movements were as natural as flowing clouds and flowing water, and He Yi realized it after a while. Are all the female insects of the Zerg race so virtuous?

Mr. He blushed, "Thank you, thank you."

"Master, you are welcome, this is what a slave should do." Zhao replied, wringing out the towel on his hand, lifting the basin.

Although it is said that he does as the Romans do, but He Yi is not well adapted to the title of self-deprecating and self-deprecating female insects.

So Zhao, who had just finished pouring water and entered the door, was dragged onto the bed by the hero.

The two worms sat cross-legged, and the handsome male worm began to lecture with a straight face: "From now on, you are not allowed to call yourself 'slave', and you don't have to use the honorific name for me."

Zhao obediently nodded.

"Don't kneel down."

Zhao nodded hesitantly, but stopped talking.

"Say." The admonishing male saw the hesitation in the female's eyes, and said softly, "What do you want to say, say it boldly, I don't blame you."

"If you make a mistake and don't kneel down, how can you ask for punishment?" Zhao lowered his head and asked softly.

"Let's talk about the punishment later, you are not allowed to kneel anyway." The male insisted.

He was persuasive, "There are only the two of us on this planet, so you don't have to be restrained, you can do whatever you want, right?"

Thinking of the ideas that the female worm in the memory light sphere was instilled by the teacher at school, He Yi felt that his three views exploded.

The female hummed, and answered with lowered eyes: "Okay, I'll listen to the hero."

Anyway, as long as the hero is happy.

[What are you listening to?You are a bad slave! 】Xiaoyi's exasperated voice broke the harmonious atmosphere.

"Xiaoyi!" He Yi glared at the robot, and explained in a good-tempered manner: "Azhao is very good, he is my hentai."

Xiaoyi's eyes flickered red: [Master, only those who give birth to worm eggs are qualified to be female monarchs. If you like it, rewarding him with the status of a female slave is a great gift from heaven.There are thousands of female bugs in the world, don't be fooled by this bad bug! 】

He Yi was indifferent: "Even if he can only be a female servant at present, Ah Zhao will still be a female emperor in the future."

Xiaoyi earnestly said: [A female insect A in the left hand, a female insect B in the right hand, and a female insect CDEFG kneeling at the feet, this is the correct way to open the noble male insect!Master ~]

"The dross of feudalism is unacceptable."

Xiao Yi jumped up in anger, the red light flickered wildly, like a loyal minister trying to dissuade the unscrupulous and stupid king from indulging in beauty, [Master, lowly and savage females are not to be spoiled! 】

"My female, if you want to pet it, you can pet it." He Yi, who was not willing to accept advice, spread his hands and insisted on going his own way.

Zip, zip——

Xiaoyi short-circuited.

After seeing the loyal minister Xiaoyi "bumped into a pillar" with his own eyes, the foolish king He Yi, who had won a phased victory in this debate, turned to his new favorite concubine and begged for praise: "Azhao? Am I good? "

Zhao has been silent, since the robot Xiaoyi started to speak, he has been very nervous.Because, Xiaoyi is the male version of the early education robot, this kind of robot is with the males for a lifetime, and it is the biggest stumbling block in the career of females competing for favor, not one of them!

They will instill a lot of social concepts of male superiority and female inferiority when males are young, and spare no effort to belittle females in the process of getting along with males and females, and even give various suggestions to tease females by all means.The females suffer from it.

The Xingwang forum experience post said that the only feasible solution to deal with this type of robot is: show weakness.

Rigidity is not advisable.

"The hero is very powerful! Don't blame Xiaoyi, it's all my fault. If it wasn't for me, Xiaoyi wouldn't... and wouldn't be angry with you to short-circuit."

The female worm who has been poisoned by the film and television is well versed in the art of speaking, he lowered his head annoyed, trying to suppress the upturned corners of his mouth.

As long as he keeps his head down, who knows if he is sad or happy.

The young male was really fooled: "No, it is its own fault. This guy used our language barrier to translate randomly. I haven't settled with him yet. It doesn't matter if it's broken. I'll fix it tomorrow morning and treat him by the way. This dog has a temper."

As soon as the words were finished, the lighting beads went on strike with a ding, and the room fell into darkness again.It seems that the few remaining power blocks are also exhausted tonight.

"It's getting late, let's rest." He Yi rubbed the female's messy hair and lay down with his arms around him.

"Good night, male lord." The female fell into the ocean of male pheromones and closed her eyes happily.

They slept soundly here, but the big bosses of the Zongxing army stayed up all night.

Pasol Star, Army Headquarters.

The atmosphere in the highest authority control room was tense and dull.Everyone is tense.

On the big screen in the center of the room, the on-site surveillance video of Admiral Zhao's disappearance was played in a loop.In the past seven days, the video has been watched countless times, and every micro-expression of Zhao has been thoroughly studied, but the reason for his mysterious disappearance is still not found.

Lieutenant General Lan could not conceal the exhaustion in his eyes. He put down the documents in his hand, "Marshal, after many investigations, no reliable clues have been found to prove that this is a conspiracy. Perhaps this incident has nothing to do with the Federation."

Marshal Sen was noncommittal.Turning his gaze to the brown-haired and blue-eyed officer, "Wei, what do you think?"

The named Admiral Wei raised his head from the optical brain screen, "Not finding evidence does not mean that there is no evidence. After all, the time when Admiral Zhao disappeared and received the Andrew Meteorite coincided. How could there be a coincidence for no reason?"

His eyes flashed brightly, "I think the pressure on the Federation can be increased."

Marshal Sen nodded approvingly: "Nowadays, Admiral Zhao's life or death is uncertain, and the people need an outlet to vent their emotions. In any case, the federation must bear this blame." He paused, "Adjutant Xi, Staff Officer Ze, these days have been hard You guys, can you gain anything?"

Adjutant Xi's eyes were red, "It's not hard, the admiral is... woo woo woo..."

Staff Officer Ze patted Xi on the shoulder to comfort him, "Cheer up, the general is still waiting for us to rescue him." He turned his head and reported to the officers, "According to the on-site survey, there are no traces of fighting, and experts have identified that there are indeed residual unknown energy fluctuations. .”

Lieutenant General Lan narrowed his red eyes slightly, "It seems that this unknown energy has a lot to say."

Marshal Mori pondered for a moment, then calmly issued an order: "Mobilize experts from the 99st and [-]nd Legion to fully assist the [-]rd Legion in detecting this unknown energy, use the new AZ[-] warship, expand the search area, and find Admiral Zhao as soon as possible."

"Yes! Marshal!"

……

After the orders were issued layer by layer and the deployment was completed, the tired officers all rested in the military dormitory.As soon as he stepped into the lounge, Lieutenant Xi's shoulders slumped again, "Ze, I can't sleep. As soon as I closed my eyes, I saw the general was covered in blood."

His poor admiral was probably suffering from cold and hunger, traveling through the murderous turbulence of space.How could he sleep with peace of mind?

Staff Officer Ze slowly took off his blue military jacket and threw it to the housekeeping robot at the door. He pressed his eyebrows and said helplessly, "The body is the capital of the battle. Only when you have a good rest can you serve the general better."

Adjutant Xi took off his military boots and stood up abruptly, clenching his fists vigorously: "You are right, for the sake of the general, I must sleep!"

The "poor general" in Adjutant Xi's imagination is now immersed in sleep.

The sleeping admiral turned over gracefully, and the cub-shaped body was thrown into the warm embrace of the male insect without any mistakes, and he fell asleep even more soundly.

In the early morning, Zhao woke up to the sound of pinging, bang, and bang.

He got up, bleary-eyed, and he was the only one in the room.The hero is not here?He quickly opened the door to search.

Then, beside the big rock not far from the house, he saw the figure of the male insect.Wisps of golden sunlight, accompanied by gauze-like mist, swayed on the handsome and tall figure of the male insect, as if it was about to merge with the light blue sky in the distance, beautiful and dreamy.

Zhao nose lightly sniffed, the air was filled with the strong aroma of food.

"Are you awake? Are you hungry? I made soup and boiled it there, and I'll start eating after you wash up." The male worm bent down and put down the rusty metal hammer in his hand. "I'm short of the last part here." , I will come over when I fix the upgraded version of Xiaoyi."

"Azhao?"

He Yi, who was puzzled, didn't hear the female insect's answer, but was caught off guard by the female insect hugging her waist from behind.

"My lord, I am guilty. Not only did I not get up early to prepare breakfast for you, but I also let you do the work myself."

The voice of the female behind her was muffled.

His hero has suffered so much in this radiation-ridden and heavily-polluted desolate star, and even cooks the food himself.

"What are you talking about, aren't you happy if I pet you?" He Yi tightened his abdomen subconsciously, and lowered his head to glance at the tender little paws of the female worm resting on his stomach.

The female poked her head into the male's waist coquettishly, "I'm very happy, but I'm also very guilty, male lord, let me cook for you in the future, okay? My cooking class is evaluated every year. "

"Okay, okay, let you do it." He Yi pressed the red start button on the top of the robot's head, and turned around with difficulty in the arms of the female insect.

He glanced at his dirty hands, and then he rubbed his elbows against the fluffy female worm's hair, "Let's go, go eat, and let you try my handicraft."

……

Gulu Gulu, the potato soup in the pot was bubbling.

After washing, the two worms were holding stone bowls in their hands, standing and sitting one by one, with big eyes facing small eyes.

"Let's sit together, how can you eat while standing up like this?" The male worm looked helpless.

"The male lord eats first, and I'll just wait on it." The female worm looked serious.

"Be obedient, sit down, and eat together." The male insect's tone became a little more serious.

【ah!Savage females are not worthy of tenderness, noble males you don't need to pity! 】The upgraded version of Xiaoyi who just turned on the phone was unwilling to be lonely, he stepped forward step by step, and accused him in a chant-like tone.

"Shut up, it's none of your business here." He Yi's face turned ugly for a moment.

"Master, don't be angry." The female didn't care about the rules at this time, she didn't want to make the master unhappy, so she quickly sat down on the opposite side of the male.

Seeing this, Xiaoyi stretched out her two mechanical arms, twisted her stiff neck, and made a posture of looking up at the sky at 45 degrees:

【ah!The lowly female insect should be controlled, and the male insect who is strategizing, please don't relax for a moment! 】

"When did you learn this tune?" He Yi's forehead twitched when he heard that, he put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, stood up, and patted the robot's round head.

Xiaoyi slowly retracted the two mechanical arms, supported her right chest with her left hand, unscrewed the skull of the green shell with a click, and bowed slightly:

[Master, the learning chip you reinserted this morning contains a lot of ancient Zerg information. Xiaoyi not only learned the elegant ancient Zerg language, but also unlocked the classic aristocratic etiquette. 】

【Ah, thank you my great master! 】

Zhao: "..."

He Yi: "..." This is not over yet.

Unbearable, He Yi stretched out his index finger, and immediately pressed the shutdown button protruding from the front of the robot's belly.Then quickly emptied the energy battery in Xiaoyi's stomach to prevent it from restarting automatically.

Goodbye to you.

Zhao: It's finally quiet!

After solving the troublesome Xiaoyi, the two worms chatted and ate around the stone pot, which was quite delicious.

He Yi found that the female worm didn't pick up potatoes very much, she only filled a small bowl of soup and sipped there, and then scooped him a large scoop of brightly colored potato cubes.

"Here, eat potatoes."

How can I grow taller if I just drink soup?

Although mutated potatoes are precious food for them at present, the female worms are in the reverse growth period when they urgently need to supplement nutrition. The low-grade energy blocks and poor-quality nutrient solution stored in the house cannot meet the energy intake at this stage.

"I've wronged you, there's nothing to eat here, let's eat the potatoes first."

He Yi looked at the cub-shaped female with a loving face, thinking about how to improve her mental strength quickly, and dig more mutated potatoes back to replenish the female cub's body.No matter how hard it is, don't suffer children!

The fun of cultivating it really makes the insects want to stop.

Zhao shook his head to show that he was not wronged, and stared at the mutated potatoes in the bowl in a daze.The planet is in ruins, food is scarce, and the living environment of males is far worse than he expected!

The general of the empire, who was usually glorious, was full of resentment at this moment.

How could His Royal Highness, a delicate male, end up here?