I'm admiring the Zerg [Interstellar]

Time flies, and Bai Nennen's little milk dumpling has evolved into a three-headed cub.

This year, they were three years old. Although they had just undergone a first-order evolution, they were comparable to human 9-year-old children in terms of intelligence and body size.

The two cubs are both beautifully carved, as if they had been kissed by a worm god. Every time He Yi thought about it, he felt a little worried. This time he finally endured.

I couldn't help complaining to Ah Zhao in private, "With the peerless looks of the two of them, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find a partner."

It is true that being pretty can attract more high-quality opposite sex, but if it is too beautiful, it will also discourage the opposite sex, only dare to look at it from a distance and dare not play with it.

After contemplating for a while, He Yi said, "Why don't you give them some melanin?" If the skin is darker, the beauty will naturally be reduced.

Zhao couldn't laugh or cry for a moment, "Your Majesty, don't worry, the cubs are still young, and it's not too late to talk about your partner's affairs in the future. If it's really like

As you said, no opposite sex dares to approach the cubs, and you can ask the male father to get some more face-changing potions. "

"That's right, I almost forgot about it." He Yi slapped his head, visibly relieved.

……

After the first level of evolution, you can enroll. With the successive implementation of law amendments in the past few years, the status of female insects has been significantly improved. On the insect star, the pure male insect academy and female insect academy no longer exist. Congratulations! Yi follows the education system on Earth and divides Zerg education into primary school, middle school, and university, corresponding to the first, second, and third evolutionary Zergs respectively.So now in a school, there are not only females but also males.

Today is the day when the cubs enter elementary school together.Insects come and go at the gate of the school, and aircrafts gather.

In an aircraft with a low-key appearance and a luxurious interior, He Yi squatted down and adjusted the clothes of the exquisitely dressed He Bao

He took out a mini-sized blue leather whip from his pocket, and said, "Xiaobao, if there is a little male bullying you, you can use the whip to whip him."

"But I'm a female insect, male father." He Bao was very puzzled, his watery blue eyes stared at the little whip. Although he was still young, he also knew this

A whip is what bad males use to beat females.Don't ask him why he knows, asking is to secretly look at the optical brain of the female father——

Shh, it's a secret.

Seeing that Xiaobao was hesitating, He Yi was stunned for a moment, then took out the other 6 colors of small leather whips of the same style from the space button, and said with a smile:

"It doesn't matter, just in case, Father Xiong has prepared various colors for you... If you don't like blue, you can choose something else."

"How about pink?"

Originally, He Bao wanted to explain that it wasn't a matter of color, but when his eyes touched the sparkling bright pink, his hand had already uncontrollably taken what was in Xiongfu's hand.

"Thank you Father Xiong!"

He Yi immediately smiled.In order to let the cubs have an ordinary and happy childhood, he discussed with A Zhao and decided to give the cubs

I used the Rejuvenating Potion and concealed my identity to enroll in school. Although this avoided most of the troubles, it was inevitable that very few eyesighted insects would come to the door to provoke and die.

Therefore, he prepared a whole set of face-slapping equipment for Xiaobao in advance. Two days ago, he suddenly remembered that those little princesses in the TV series on Earth were all

Using a whip to whip people, exposing and attracting wind, so he simply ordered a whip. In his opinion, Xiaobao should be a little princess who is loved by thousands of people.

He patted Zai Zai's head and said, "Good boy, make more good friends at school... But if anyone dares to bully you, he will beat you back severely, and if he can't beat you, then ask your brother for help."

The elder brother He Chen on the side, with a puffy face, clenched his fists, "Father Xiong, please rest assured, I will punish anyone who bullies my younger brother!"

As he said that, he waved his small fists, his breasts were fierce.

"Chenchen is awesome!" He Yi patted the male cub on the shoulder with relief. His education in the past few years has been very successful - he is already a qualified younger brother.

Zhao: "..."

Numb, he has been forced to watch this scene countless times.

After school, He Bao waited in the classroom for more than ten minutes, but still did not wait for his brother to come to him, so he carried his small schoolbag and walked to his brother's classroom according to the optical brain map.

As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw his elder brother lying motionless on the desk. The classroom was empty and empty, except for his elder brother.

He stepped forward anxiously and shouted: "Brother! What's wrong with you?! Don't scare me!"

Woohoo, my brother must have been killed by the villain!

He Chen, who was lying down thinking about something, finally came back to his senses, turned over neatly and jumped off the desk, and quickly comforted him: "Brother is fine, Xiaobao, don't be sad, I just met a very vicious little female insect today..."

He Bao sniffed, very puzzled, frowned and said, "Are you fighting?" Which blind-eyed bug dared to bully his brother? !

He Chen shook his head, and smiled mysteriously: "No, I'm overwhelmed by him."

"Oh!" He Bao suddenly realized, "So this is the cute pose!"

He and his elder brother Qiao Mimi read a lot of novels in the female father's brain before, and most of the words were half-understood, but they still read with gusto. The novel of "Love" is very good-looking, but he doesn't understand the word "cutely turned over". He never thought that his brother was smarter than him, and he knew what it meant.

"Of course, brother can still lie to you?" He Chen pouted triumphantly, "Let's go, we have to go home, otherwise Father Xiong is outside

It's time to wait. "

"Well, good." He Bao held his brother's hand and nodded with a smile.

In the blind spot where He Bao couldn't see, He Chen curled his lips into a smile: Tsk, my brother is so easy to deceive.

……

The first grade of elementary school only had half a day of class, and after He Yi took the cubs back to the palace, A Zhao was still working in the military headquarters.

Due to the mentality of the old father, He Yi took care of the cub while receiving ministers and important officials from various departments.Everyone has long been used to His Majesty's behavior.

It's just that they can never get used to the teasing from time to time by the two little highnesses.

Talking too much is the water of Wuhu Lake, their tears...

What makes them feel even more unfortunate is that His Majesty Zongdi seems to have a thousand layers of filters for the two little Highnesses.

Event [-]: The two little highnesses volunteered to make tea for them, and they were moved to tears at that time—the little highness who is so well-behaved, sensible, and filial to the elders is a role model for thousands of little bugs! !However, the fact is that they were finally splashed with hot tea by the two little highnesses.

His Majesty smiled and boasted: It's good that the cubs have this kind of heart.

Ministers: You are happy.

Incident [-]: The two little highnesses acted coquettishly and acted cutely and said they wanted to hug. They immediately bent down and hugged the two cute little highnesses into their arms. Holding the fragrant and soft bug cubs, their eyes were almost squinted with joy. A seam!However, afterward, they were bitten by the sharp teeth of the two young highnesses so that their necks were almost broken...

His Majesty raised his eyebrows: Cubs like to play with you very much.

Ministers: Ha ha.

In the afternoon, Zhao returned home, held the two babies on his lap, and asked softly, "Is going to school fun?"

"It's fun." The two cubs put their arms around the arm of the female father and acted like a baby.

"Then the babies are obedient today?" Zhao kissed them on the forehead, feeling very tight in his heart.

"Yes!" The two little worm cubs said in unison.

Zhao stretched out his hand and rubbed the tops of the hair of the two good babies, "What did you do today? Tell me about it?"

He Chenxing told the female father excitedly, "Today when Ke Chong came to play at home, my younger brother accidentally dropped a small thumbtack from a mecha model and stuck it on Ke Chong's sofa, and I saw it."

Zhao asked curiously, "Then how did you do it?"

He Chen looked begging for praise, raised his eyebrows and said, "I stood aside, and when Ke Chong was about to sit down, I used my mental strength to move the sofa away from behind him."

Zhao: "..."

Zhao's arms around the babies froze.He sincerely sympathized with that guest for a second.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: It's really not easy for a hero who stays at home with children!

Oh, by the way, a generous apology gift has to be prepared.

…………

At night, He Yi and Zhao were loving each other in the bedroom.

"Xiongzhu, you are too spoiled...well, cubs." Zhao said while panting.

He Yi raised his hand to wipe off the sweat that had slipped across his forehead and temples for the female worm, and said slightly dissatisfied, "Why aren't you paying attention at this moment?"

After finishing speaking, he opened his lips and bit the earlobe of the female worm in retaliation, rubbing the tips of his teeth together, and said in a low and hoarse voice, "You should be punished."

"Uh, uh..." Zhao couldn't bear to let out a pleasant croon, "Um~"

After a "fierce battle", Zhao brought up the old story again, "Master, isn't it inappropriate for you to just give the optical brain to the cubs to play with?"

"Where is it inappropriate?" He Yi disagrees, "Our optical brains are all locked, and only a few learning software can be opened. If you want to learn difficult knowledge in advance, shouldn't you support it?"

"Xiao Chongzai's optical brain is like playing house for the cubs. I'm already tired of it. It's good to get in touch with new things."

After all, the purchase of optical brains is restricted according to the social credit code, and each insect can only own one.

Suddenly, he admitted that what the hero said was right, the cubs are very smart, and they have already learned the knowledge of the sixth grade of elementary school thoroughly before entering school.But just because they were so smart, even a little weird, it made him feel uneasy.

"If you're really worried, we can quietly go and see what they're doing." He Yi stretched out his hand to smooth the slightly raised eyebrows of the female insect.

Zhao grabbed the male's wrist, kissed the white and soft back of his hand, and smiled, "Okay."

Here, two little bug cubs are "doing bad things" familiarly.

The steps are as follows: turn on the optical brain of the male father, and turn on the "male master supervision mode" in the setting option-you can directly share the optical brain of the female king and female attendant under the name in real time, and then all the software locks and file locks in the optical brain of the female father are locked. It opened automatically, and then opened the novel software, found the novel they had read through the label, and jumped to the reading progress.

"It's done!" He Bao's clear blue eyes gleamed.

"Hurry up, hurry up and watch." He Chen stood next to his younger brother, looking at the light screen without blinking.

After reading a few pages, He Bao suddenly said:

"Brother, why don't we read another one? The author of this novel must not have studied hard. We have all tested what he wrote before." He shook his head seriously, "It's not reliable."

He Chen seriously recalled it for a while and then nodded in agreement: "You're right, I've read it mentally, those uncles who were splashed with hot tea didn't seem happy, and the two uncles we hugged and gnawed their necks Uncle is not too enthusiastic, we all bit so hard, but they don't

Instead of biting us, they push us away! "

He Bao imitated the way of the female father in the afternoon and sighed greatly, and said in a melancholy tone: "Besides, the faces of the uncles were all pale at that time, and it was clearly said in the novel that they would turn red."

"Then, change a copy?" He Chen said.

"Well, change!" He Bao nodded heavily.

After a while, the curious baby began to ask, "Brother, what is the use of this inhibition ring?"

"And what is this candle?"

"Does the muscle relaxant make the worm smaller? Why does it lose strength after using it?"

He Chen: "..." He didn't know either.but!In order to maintain his glorious image in front of his younger brother, he used his own ideas to make nonsense.

With starry eyes, He Bao gave a thumbs up, "Wow! Brother knows a lot!"

He Chen puffed out his chest.arrogant!proud!Face!

Smuggling over through the broken wall, the two adults who were quietly observing Zai Zai: "..."

That's right, there are so many slots and no mouths.