Shanhai Folklore Research Institute
Chapter 26 Shen's Manor Sharp mouth phobia? !
Gouwei at the side also noticed Lin Mian's abnormality, and asked concerned: "Assistant Lin is afraid of chickens?"
Lin Mian licked her dry lips and nodded, "I was chased by chickens when I was a child."
In fact, it’s not just chickens. Almost every household in the small mountain village raises poultry, such as chickens, ducks, geese, etc., and most of them are free-range. Every time Lin Mian comes home from school, it’s like crossing the line of fire. She was bitten on her ankle several times, saying To be honest, it really hurts, and it has left a deep psychological shadow ever since.
"To use the more popular term now, it's the phobia of sharp mouth." Lin Mian stared intently at the big bright rooster on the incense table, and was on guard all over.
Sharp mouth phobia?
Gouwei subconsciously went to look at Wu Ting, the dean's pupils shrank slightly, his face was stiff, obviously in extreme shock, he couldn't help lighting a candle for him in his heart.
Wu Ting's whole body is not well, what did he hear?
Sharp mouth phobia? !
The little assistant has sharp mouth phobia, the little assistant is afraid of sharp mouth...
He moved his fingers slightly, and couldn't help but want to touch his lips. Halfway through the movement, he remembered that he was in human form now, and he couldn't help but secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but there was a layer of sadness between his brows.
At this moment, Xuanjizi's ghost catching ceremony was coming to an end, he finally rang the soul calling bell a few times, and slapped the copper money sword on the incense table, announcing the end.
He took off his Taoist robe, took the towel handed by Zhang Maocai, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said arrogantly to Shen Qiming: "I have already killed the dirty things in your house with the power of Laojun, you don't have to worry anymore... ..."
Lin Mian now has Gouwei on the left, Xushan on the right, and Wu Ting as the backrest, forming a three-in-one semi-surrounding pattern. It is extremely safe, and he is not so afraid of the colorful rooster. Hearing the mystery The words couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Isn't it the descendant of Zhang Tianshi in Longhushan? How did you borrow the power of the Supreme Lord? These two belong to different systems?"
Xushan burst out laughing immediately when he heard the words, Bian Changfeng laughed even more, Xuanji was taken aback for a moment, and when he realized it, his old face flushed red, and he said angrily, "Who do you care I borrowed, anyway, I have already put The ghost aura in the manor is gone!"
Xuanjizi said with certainty, Lin Mian was doubtful, Xu Shan rubbed his nose, and smiled: "The ghost energy has indeed dissipated."
Xuanjizi was a bit surprised when he saw that he had just moved his nose and concluded that the ghost energy was gone, but he still put on a superior posture on his face: "Forget how good your eyesight is."
Zhang Maocai saw that Master successfully solved the matter, and immediately blew rainbow farts. Shen Qiming was overjoyed when he heard that the ghost energy was really eliminated, and took out the pre-prepared red see packets from the safe, one by one like a boy who spread money.
Lin Mian didn't expect them to come here just like this, and they didn't do anything, but they also got red envelopes.
He looked at Wu Ting hesitantly, he looked like a child who was given sweets by unfamiliar uncles and aunts when he went out with his parents, and he didn't know whether he should ask for it or not, so he was very well-behaved.
Wu Ting put the red envelope in his hand, and said meaningfully: "I'm afraid it's not that simple."
Lin Mian was taken aback for a moment, but at this time the crowd had dispersed, so she stopped entangled, and finally took a look at Shen Qiming who was happily seeing off the guests, and got into her car.
As soon as Gouwei started the car, someone knocked on the window, and Bian Changfeng stuck his head in like the second uncle: "It just happened to happen, why don't you invite me and Xushan to have a meal?"
"No, goodbye!" Wu Ting smiled cruelly, and when he closed the car window, Bian Changfeng's head was instantly stuck.
"Drive." Dean Wu seemed not to notice, and said to the end of the hook without changing his expression.
"Fuck, Wu Laogou, are you human?!" Bian Changfeng's head was bent at [-] degrees, and he was still swearing non-stop with his mouth open, which was both scary and funny.
Gouwei didn't dare to disobey his own dean's words, but he also didn't dare to drag people on the road. If he didn't say anything else, the traffic police uncle wouldn't allow it. When he was in a dilemma, it was Xushan who came over to make sure he didn't worry about it. Director Bian took him away.
"What exactly is Director Bian..." Lin Mian thought for a while and thought it was impolite to ask, so he changed his mind, "What kind of existence?"
Hook Wei is habitually about to speak, when he accidentally saw Dean Wu cast a faint glance in the rearview mirror, shut up immediately, and made a gesture of zipping: I don't know anything, even if I know Don't say it, please!
The dean is satisfied.
"There is a king of Biancheng in Yan Luoli, the ten halls of the underworld, who is in charge of calling out the great hell and the city of death, and he is the one who is talking about it."
"Director Bian is Yan Luo?" Lin Mian felt that the door to a new world had been opened again.
"Over the past few hundred years, not only monsters but also ghosts have been affected by the revival of spiritual energy. Instead of dissipating, many ghosts lingering in the human world have been nourished by spiritual energy and become stronger day by day. Some of them have turned into ghosts and caused chaos in the world. The God Investigation Bureau was set up to clean up these things."
Wu Ting has been paying attention to the changes in Lin Mian's expression, and found that he listened seriously, but he was not too shocked, just like the first time I told him about the work of the research institute, I couldn't help but sigh that the little assistant accepted strange things The force is really strong to the point of heinous.
"What about Xushan? Isn't he human?" Lin Mian asked again.
"Xu Shan was originally a Taoist priest." Lin Mian was startled when Wu Ting opened his mouth.
"Of course it's not a half-baked guy like Xuanjizi." The dean could see at a glance what the little assistant was imagining, and smiled lightly.
Wu Ting seldom smiles, most of the time he looks expressionless, but he has sharp brows and eyes, and when he doesn't smile, he looks very cold, which reminds Lin Mian of some domineering presidents in romance novels.
Lu Yichao was super addicted to Zong’s novels for a while, and he read them day and night, and he didn’t even play games. The reason is that he heard that girls like such male protagonists, so he wanted to see where the charm of Zong Zong was. .
After watching it for a few days, Lin Mian asked him what he thought. The Vajra Gourd Baby rested her chin on her hands, her face rippling: Tall, handsome and wealthy, she is cold to others, gentle and considerate to the heroine, the key is that she has good physical strength. Who doesn't like men, I like it too!
Lin Mian felt that the dean's smile just now was very gentle and pretty.
Wu Ting continued: "Xushan is a Taoist priest with real abilities, and he just came down from the mountain at that time, and he was a bit stubborn after being taught by Master Niubi. As long as it is a ghost, no matter good or bad, he will be killed with a sword if he encounters it. , There is no chance of reincarnation.
This incident was noticed by the underworld later, because he killed too many ghosts, which caused a fault in the reincarnation well. After discussion, Jiudian Yanluo unilaterally decided to let the old sixth Bian Changfeng, who was not at the scene, meet this "killing god" in the past.
The second idiot Bian Changfeng, when he heard that Xushan was so powerful, he immediately went to the door and fought with him. "
Lin Mian couldn't help hissing. No matter how powerful Xu Shan was, he was just an ordinary human being. How could he beat Yama of the Underworld? !
Sure enough, Wu Ting continued: "Xu Shan was paralyzed by the beating, Bian Changfeng forgot about the little Taoist priest after he finished, and went back to repair his reincarnation well.
Xushan has a bad reputation among ghosts, and now that he is in trouble, many former enemies come to him.
When Bian Changfeng finished repairing the well of reincarnation, he remembered that a year ago when he seemed to be a bit heavy handed, Xushan had already been tortured by ghosts and monsters until he was inhumane, and he was heaving a sigh of relief because of his profound Taoism.
Bian Changfeng regretted it vaguely, and took him back to the God Tune Bureau to recuperate. "
As a result, they were raised and raised, and they were raised on human beds.
Wu Ting glanced at the little assistant who was listening to the story carefully, but didn't say this, mainly because even that idiot Bian Changfeng was able to find a wife, but he didn't have one, so it was embarrassing.
"Xu Shan took good care of his body and stayed in the God's Investigative Bureau. He went on a mission with Bian Changfeng. During the period, he saw more joys and sorrows, love and hatred in the world of ghosts and ghosts. His original extreme thoughts have changed.
After his death, he entered the underworld, and Bian Changfeng made him an official employee of the Shenzhou Bureau through a special trick. "
Wu Ting was slightly disdainful: "This is called abuse of power and favoritism."
On the surface, Lin Mian nodded in agreement, but in her heart she felt that Director Bian did a good job. This is the perfect ending!
Listening to the whole process, he curled his tail and curled his lips, saying that when you recruited Assistant Lin, the dean, it was not just for personal gain.
The author has something to say:
Bian Changfeng: When it comes to chasing wives, you should call me senior, you know?senior!
Wu Ting: Stupid.
Bian Changfeng: Shit!
Refill ~
Lin Mian licked her dry lips and nodded, "I was chased by chickens when I was a child."
In fact, it’s not just chickens. Almost every household in the small mountain village raises poultry, such as chickens, ducks, geese, etc., and most of them are free-range. Every time Lin Mian comes home from school, it’s like crossing the line of fire. She was bitten on her ankle several times, saying To be honest, it really hurts, and it has left a deep psychological shadow ever since.
"To use the more popular term now, it's the phobia of sharp mouth." Lin Mian stared intently at the big bright rooster on the incense table, and was on guard all over.
Sharp mouth phobia?
Gouwei subconsciously went to look at Wu Ting, the dean's pupils shrank slightly, his face was stiff, obviously in extreme shock, he couldn't help lighting a candle for him in his heart.
Wu Ting's whole body is not well, what did he hear?
Sharp mouth phobia? !
The little assistant has sharp mouth phobia, the little assistant is afraid of sharp mouth...
He moved his fingers slightly, and couldn't help but want to touch his lips. Halfway through the movement, he remembered that he was in human form now, and he couldn't help but secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but there was a layer of sadness between his brows.
At this moment, Xuanjizi's ghost catching ceremony was coming to an end, he finally rang the soul calling bell a few times, and slapped the copper money sword on the incense table, announcing the end.
He took off his Taoist robe, took the towel handed by Zhang Maocai, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said arrogantly to Shen Qiming: "I have already killed the dirty things in your house with the power of Laojun, you don't have to worry anymore... ..."
Lin Mian now has Gouwei on the left, Xushan on the right, and Wu Ting as the backrest, forming a three-in-one semi-surrounding pattern. It is extremely safe, and he is not so afraid of the colorful rooster. Hearing the mystery The words couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "Isn't it the descendant of Zhang Tianshi in Longhushan? How did you borrow the power of the Supreme Lord? These two belong to different systems?"
Xushan burst out laughing immediately when he heard the words, Bian Changfeng laughed even more, Xuanji was taken aback for a moment, and when he realized it, his old face flushed red, and he said angrily, "Who do you care I borrowed, anyway, I have already put The ghost aura in the manor is gone!"
Xuanjizi said with certainty, Lin Mian was doubtful, Xu Shan rubbed his nose, and smiled: "The ghost energy has indeed dissipated."
Xuanjizi was a bit surprised when he saw that he had just moved his nose and concluded that the ghost energy was gone, but he still put on a superior posture on his face: "Forget how good your eyesight is."
Zhang Maocai saw that Master successfully solved the matter, and immediately blew rainbow farts. Shen Qiming was overjoyed when he heard that the ghost energy was really eliminated, and took out the pre-prepared red see packets from the safe, one by one like a boy who spread money.
Lin Mian didn't expect them to come here just like this, and they didn't do anything, but they also got red envelopes.
He looked at Wu Ting hesitantly, he looked like a child who was given sweets by unfamiliar uncles and aunts when he went out with his parents, and he didn't know whether he should ask for it or not, so he was very well-behaved.
Wu Ting put the red envelope in his hand, and said meaningfully: "I'm afraid it's not that simple."
Lin Mian was taken aback for a moment, but at this time the crowd had dispersed, so she stopped entangled, and finally took a look at Shen Qiming who was happily seeing off the guests, and got into her car.
As soon as Gouwei started the car, someone knocked on the window, and Bian Changfeng stuck his head in like the second uncle: "It just happened to happen, why don't you invite me and Xushan to have a meal?"
"No, goodbye!" Wu Ting smiled cruelly, and when he closed the car window, Bian Changfeng's head was instantly stuck.
"Drive." Dean Wu seemed not to notice, and said to the end of the hook without changing his expression.
"Fuck, Wu Laogou, are you human?!" Bian Changfeng's head was bent at [-] degrees, and he was still swearing non-stop with his mouth open, which was both scary and funny.
Gouwei didn't dare to disobey his own dean's words, but he also didn't dare to drag people on the road. If he didn't say anything else, the traffic police uncle wouldn't allow it. When he was in a dilemma, it was Xushan who came over to make sure he didn't worry about it. Director Bian took him away.
"What exactly is Director Bian..." Lin Mian thought for a while and thought it was impolite to ask, so he changed his mind, "What kind of existence?"
Hook Wei is habitually about to speak, when he accidentally saw Dean Wu cast a faint glance in the rearview mirror, shut up immediately, and made a gesture of zipping: I don't know anything, even if I know Don't say it, please!
The dean is satisfied.
"There is a king of Biancheng in Yan Luoli, the ten halls of the underworld, who is in charge of calling out the great hell and the city of death, and he is the one who is talking about it."
"Director Bian is Yan Luo?" Lin Mian felt that the door to a new world had been opened again.
"Over the past few hundred years, not only monsters but also ghosts have been affected by the revival of spiritual energy. Instead of dissipating, many ghosts lingering in the human world have been nourished by spiritual energy and become stronger day by day. Some of them have turned into ghosts and caused chaos in the world. The God Investigation Bureau was set up to clean up these things."
Wu Ting has been paying attention to the changes in Lin Mian's expression, and found that he listened seriously, but he was not too shocked, just like the first time I told him about the work of the research institute, I couldn't help but sigh that the little assistant accepted strange things The force is really strong to the point of heinous.
"What about Xushan? Isn't he human?" Lin Mian asked again.
"Xu Shan was originally a Taoist priest." Lin Mian was startled when Wu Ting opened his mouth.
"Of course it's not a half-baked guy like Xuanjizi." The dean could see at a glance what the little assistant was imagining, and smiled lightly.
Wu Ting seldom smiles, most of the time he looks expressionless, but he has sharp brows and eyes, and when he doesn't smile, he looks very cold, which reminds Lin Mian of some domineering presidents in romance novels.
Lu Yichao was super addicted to Zong’s novels for a while, and he read them day and night, and he didn’t even play games. The reason is that he heard that girls like such male protagonists, so he wanted to see where the charm of Zong Zong was. .
After watching it for a few days, Lin Mian asked him what he thought. The Vajra Gourd Baby rested her chin on her hands, her face rippling: Tall, handsome and wealthy, she is cold to others, gentle and considerate to the heroine, the key is that she has good physical strength. Who doesn't like men, I like it too!
Lin Mian felt that the dean's smile just now was very gentle and pretty.
Wu Ting continued: "Xushan is a Taoist priest with real abilities, and he just came down from the mountain at that time, and he was a bit stubborn after being taught by Master Niubi. As long as it is a ghost, no matter good or bad, he will be killed with a sword if he encounters it. , There is no chance of reincarnation.
This incident was noticed by the underworld later, because he killed too many ghosts, which caused a fault in the reincarnation well. After discussion, Jiudian Yanluo unilaterally decided to let the old sixth Bian Changfeng, who was not at the scene, meet this "killing god" in the past.
The second idiot Bian Changfeng, when he heard that Xushan was so powerful, he immediately went to the door and fought with him. "
Lin Mian couldn't help hissing. No matter how powerful Xu Shan was, he was just an ordinary human being. How could he beat Yama of the Underworld? !
Sure enough, Wu Ting continued: "Xu Shan was paralyzed by the beating, Bian Changfeng forgot about the little Taoist priest after he finished, and went back to repair his reincarnation well.
Xushan has a bad reputation among ghosts, and now that he is in trouble, many former enemies come to him.
When Bian Changfeng finished repairing the well of reincarnation, he remembered that a year ago when he seemed to be a bit heavy handed, Xushan had already been tortured by ghosts and monsters until he was inhumane, and he was heaving a sigh of relief because of his profound Taoism.
Bian Changfeng regretted it vaguely, and took him back to the God Tune Bureau to recuperate. "
As a result, they were raised and raised, and they were raised on human beds.
Wu Ting glanced at the little assistant who was listening to the story carefully, but didn't say this, mainly because even that idiot Bian Changfeng was able to find a wife, but he didn't have one, so it was embarrassing.
"Xu Shan took good care of his body and stayed in the God's Investigative Bureau. He went on a mission with Bian Changfeng. During the period, he saw more joys and sorrows, love and hatred in the world of ghosts and ghosts. His original extreme thoughts have changed.
After his death, he entered the underworld, and Bian Changfeng made him an official employee of the Shenzhou Bureau through a special trick. "
Wu Ting was slightly disdainful: "This is called abuse of power and favoritism."
On the surface, Lin Mian nodded in agreement, but in her heart she felt that Director Bian did a good job. This is the perfect ending!
Listening to the whole process, he curled his tail and curled his lips, saying that when you recruited Assistant Lin, the dean, it was not just for personal gain.
The author has something to say:
Bian Changfeng: When it comes to chasing wives, you should call me senior, you know?senior!
Wu Ting: Stupid.
Bian Changfeng: Shit!
Refill ~
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