Shanhai Folklore Research Institute

In the days of Shanhai Folklore Research Institute, Huazhishuxiao didn't feel sweet and sad.

The reason for the sweetness is that Assistant Lin showed a very obvious love for it, which is specifically reflected in the initiative to help it build a nest, take the initiative to help it groom, and take the initiative to help it take a bath, etc. Of course, the last one, Xiaomai politely refused.

The sadness is because it found that Dean Wu seemed to be looking at him more and more unkindly and coldly, especially when Assistant Lin helped it build a nest, combed its hair, and offered to help it take a bath, Xiao didn't feel any longer. If this continues, even if he is not kicked out, he will soon die under the strong coercion of the big monster.

So it thought for a while, and decided to avoid the limelight for a while, and go out to pick up a few missions to inquire about news.

At the same time, Wu Ting's mood is also very complicated. The little assistant not only has a phobia of sharp mouth, but is also an out-and-out plush fan.

What's so good about fluff?Is it hot in summer?

Like a chipmunk, he can burn [-] with one snap of his fingers!

The sour dean locked himself in the room for three days and two nights, with a thick pile of best-selling books bought on Taobao piled up on the table: "How to Overcome Psychological Obstacles", "Say No to "Sharp Mouth Phobia" ", "Those Phobias You Don't Know"...

"Do you think adults can succeed?" Hu Qiaoqiao was worried while eating the ice bowl made by Lin Mian.

If at the beginning she still held the mentality of eating melons and watching the show, then now Hu Qiaoqiao sincerely hopes that Lin Mian can stay.

Although the adults are a bit cold, fierce, and inhumane, but after thinking about it, it seems that there is no other person or monster who is worthy of the little assistant. It is better to lower the price of your own monster than the foreign monster.

"It must be successful!" Hook Wei felt aggrieved, "Because of the sharp mouth, I feel that the little assistant is not as close to me as when he first came here, QAQ..."

"I'm afraid that Lin Lin will dislike me..." Yi Mu was dejected.

"I'm afraid that Lin Lin will dislike me..." Ermu was dejected.

The corner of Hu Qiaoqiao's mouth couldn't help twitching. There are six monsters in the research institute, four of which are sharp-mouthed. Ask Lin's psychological shadow area after learning the truth!

After studying for a period of time, Dean Wu digested more than a dozen books related to psychology, and finally, together with everyone in the research institute, customized a complete desensitization treatment for Lin Mian's phobia.

It was a sunny afternoon. Lin Mian was in the office finishing up the mission report of the past month, and was called to the hall outside by Wu Ting.

In the hall, apart from Huazhishu Xiaomei, other monsters from the research institute were there, Wu Ting, Qi Lao, Hu Qiaoqiao, Gouwei, including the twins, all of them looked serious.

"What, what's wrong?" Lin Mian was inexplicably nervous.

"Assistant Lin." Gouwei took a deep breath, and said earnestly, "We decided to help you overcome the sharp-mouth phobia together."

"Yeah!" Yimu Ermu nodded heavily.

Lin Mian was taken aback. He didn't really care about his problem before. After all, the urban area of ​​Sichuan City is different from Zhelin Village. It is difficult to see live chickens and ducks. It doesn't seem to have much impact on his life and study.

But the nature of the research institute's work is special, and the original bodies of the monsters are all kinds of strange, and they may encounter a few sharp beaks at any time. It would be bad if it affects the completion of the task.

Thinking of this level, Lin Mian lowered her beautiful head in shame: "I'm sorry, because of my personal reasons, I caused trouble for everyone!"

Everyone: ... No, please don't say that!Hook tail, your tone was too strong just now!

Received condemning gazes from all directions, Brother Wei's whole demon collapsed.

"Don't be nervous." Wu Ting gently touched the little assistant's head.

"Yeah." Lin Mian responded in a low voice, but he was still a little nervous.

The so-called desensitization, explained in unprofessional but understandable terms, is to let the patient gradually come into contact with the things that make him feel afraid until he overcomes the fear.

For example, if someone is too afraid of cats, during the treatment, first let her look at pictures of cats and talk about cats. After she gets used to it and is no longer afraid, let her approach the cat in the cage, and then slowly reach out to touch it. Hold the cat to gradually eliminate the emotional response of being afraid of cats. [Note]

Wu Ting adopted this method, which can be said to be quite scientific.

The dean called up the gallery from his mobile phone and projected it on the screen to enlarge it. Lin Mian looked at all kinds of birds and sharp-billed monsters, and almost thought he was looking at the animal world.

Wu Ting has been secretly watching the little assistant's reaction, seeing that his expression is normal and nothing wrong, he is slightly relieved, very good, the first stage is over.

In the second stage, according to the original tutorial, there should be a real thing - a plate of delicious roast chicken, but the dean doesn't think it's necessary.

Assistant Lin is not afraid of grilled chicken, and even likes to eat it.

So go directly to the third stage.

In the third stage, the atmosphere in the hall suddenly became serious, and Lin Mian couldn't relax anymore—is there going to be a sharp mouth?

boom--

With a soft sound, two fluffy green dumplings appeared in front of Lin Mian.

Lin Mian: ...

"Lin Lin!"

"Lin Lin!"

Qingtuanzi chattered around him, Lin Mian stretched out her hand, and put her eyes on her palm obediently.

"So cute!" Lin Mian lightly rubbed her face against the fluffy body of the little lovebird.

The twins rubbed back at him enthusiastically, too.

"Assistant Lin is not afraid of being sharp-tongued anymore." Hook Wei was delighted.

Hu Qiaoqiao couldn't help but rolled her eyes: "Didn't you realize that Yimu Ermuyuan is so fat that he can't even see his mouth?!"

Hook Wei: ...Indeed, if you don't look carefully, they are just two hairballs.

Lin Mian passed the third stage of treatment smoothly and entered the fourth stage.

Because Assistant Lin's performance in the first three stages was quite good, so although the fourth stage was a little more difficult, everyone still had great expectations for him.

Even Lin Mian himself thinks he can do it!

Hooking his head high, he took a step towards the middle of the hall, confidently transforming into his original form.

boom--

Brother Tail fell down.

Little Assistant's first attempt at desensitization treatment for sharp mouth phobia...failed!

For the next two days, Lin Mian was full of guilt towards Brother Wei. He really didn’t mean it at the time. When he saw the sharp beak of the armadillo, he instinctively pulled it out without thinking. Chu Di Tai Chess shot over.

To express his apology, Lin Mian specially made Gouwei's favorite lamb chops with honey sauce. Brother Wei's remaining concussion was instantly cured by the food, and he immediately said that he would help the little assistant overcome the fear of sharp mouth next time disease.

Lin Mian couldn't help laughing, her eyebrows were curved and her eyes were very beautiful.

Just when everyone in the research institute was laughing and joking, the shutdown of the special management office brought them a new field task.

Hou San is 24 years old this year. Because he doesn't like reading, he didn't graduate from junior high school, so he took the train from his hometown to Sichuan City and started to mix in the society.

I moved bricks on construction sites, washed dishes in restaurants, and even pretended to be a deaf-mute person in a tertiary hospital to swindle money in the most difficult times. Over the past ten years, nothing has been achieved.

Just when he was feeling melancholy, Hou Sanshi turned around, at least he thought so.

A man named Jin Daqiang approached him. At that time, Hou San was setting up a stall under the largest overpass in Sichuan City, selling small commodities for ten yuan and three items.

Jin Daqiang said: "Brother, I have a big deal in my hand, do you want to join?"

Hou San winds up a tin frog without looking at him: "Are you a liar?"

As soon as he let go of his hand, the frog slapped and hopped on the ground.

Jin Daqiang smiled: "You are so poor, why should I lie to you?"

Hou Sanyi thought the same, and his attitude became a little loose. Jin Daqiang continued his efforts: "When the deal is completed, I will give you this number!"

Hou San counted Jin Daqiang's fingers and agreed.

That night Hou San cleaned up his small stall, went to a motel with Jin Daqiang, and met two other people besides Jin Daqiang, one was nicknamed Ma Gan, and the other was a fat man.

The two were wearing old man's vests that could not be seen in color. They were sloppy and listless, as if they had taken drugs, and they were still carrying worn-out backpacks.

These people look poorer than me.Hou San pouted secretly.

Jin Daqiang only told Hou San about the salary, but didn't say what he wanted him to do. After a while, Hou San and them sat in the pickup truck, left the urban area, and came to a remote suburb.

Surrounded by barren hills, Hou San was a little scared at night, but he was reluctant to part with the large sum of money that Jin Daqiang promised, so he could only bite the bullet and move on.

As he walked, he saw protrusions one after another on the ground from a distance, and his legs went limp in fright.

Seeing his hopeless appearance, Jin Daqiang couldn't help snorting, grabbed his back collar, and lowered his voice, "See what that is!"

Hou San took a closer look, only to find that those protrusions were not graves, but a few tents. He was relieved, and couldn't help cursing in his heart, who the hell is camping in such a place, is he sick? !

Seeming to see what he was thinking, he held an unlit cigarette in his mouth, and said casually: "The capital archaeological team excavated the ruins at Sanming Mountain, you know about it?"

Hou San nodded subconsciously. Under the overpass, fish and dragons mixed together. There were vendors, fortune-tellers, singers, all kinds of people, and the most well-informed. The news of the discovery of the old ruins in Chuancheng had already spread, and even visited it several times. Social News……

"We didn't come here in the middle of the night to..." After knowing that this is Sanming Mountain, and those tents are the foothold of the archaeological team, Hou San vaguely guessed the purpose of this group of people, and couldn't help but stare blankly in shock. Big eyes.

"Yes, it's exactly what you think." Jin Daqiang felt that this kid wasn't too stupid.

Hou San became anxious immediately: "This is a crime, you will go to jail!"

Fatty patted him on the shoulder with his palm like a cattail leaf fan: "You don't want the money anymore?"

At the thought of money, Hou San immediately fell silent.

The four of them did not go to the excavation site, but went directly to the temporary small warehouse next to them, where the excavated cultural relics were stored before being transported to the capital headquarters.

A powerful searchlight was on at the door of the small warehouse, and under the light sat a member of the team on duty, dozing off bit by bit.

The author has something to say:

Dean: What's wrong with Fluffy?He puffed up his chest, and it would be a ball even if his hair was blown up!

[Note]: This example comes from Baidu Encyclopedia.

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