Shanhai Folklore Research Institute
Chapter 8 Antique Dean, have your account been hacked? !
The staff dormitory in the backyard is a large connected Chinese-style courtyard. The inside is very clean, and the log-colored floor is so bright that people can be seen.
Gouwei took him to the room with the No. [-] sign, took care of him a few more times, and left to prepare dinner.
Lin Mian opened the grille and moved the door, and the interior of the house was furnished in a simple and elegant way, as Wu Ting said before, with tables, chairs, beds and bedding all available, so you can move in with your bags.
He rolled on the soft quilt, and then hung the clothes in the schoolbag into the cabinet one by one.
Lin Mian pushed open the window, and a heat wave rushed in. Just as she was about to close it, she saw Wu Ting who was still on the phone not far away.
In front of the courtyard there was a big fan tree, the kind that covered the sky and the sun, and its silvery flowers floated down unsteadily and landed on Wu Ting's shoulders, making his hair at the sideburns even blacker.
Lin Mian read it for a while, not intending to eavesdrop, so she turned her attention to the wooden bookshelf against the wall, and picked up a thick black book.
The cover of this book is hard shell, and the three big gilt characters of The Classic of Mountains and Seas are slightly dented downwards.
"Is he the new assistant recruited by the adults?"
"right."
A whisper came from behind, and Lin Mian's ears moved.
"He looks so clean."
"Clean as a sheet of paper."
"He's really good-looking."
"As good-looking as a grown-up."
"What is he doing?"
"Look at The Classic of Mountains and Seas."
"What is he looking at that for?"
"I do not know."
"How could you not know?"
"Why would I know?"
"Because you are an older brother!"
"Then I don't want to be a brother!"
"I don't want to either!
"Then let's be brothers together!"
"Then let's be brothers together!"
Lin Mian couldn't hold back her laughter, and the two teenagers who were leaning on the door frame looked at him in unison.
"Ah, it was discovered!"
"Ah, it was discovered!"
The two seemed to be frightened and hugged each other tightly.
"Hello." Lin Mian closed the book and raised her hand to say hello.
The teenagers looked at each other and said in unison: "Hello!"
These are a pair of lovely twins, who look only seven or eight years old, with the same watermelon head, the same white and tender slapped face, wearing a blue wide T-shirt and dark red cropped pants.
Perfect copy and paste.
"One eye, two eyes!"
Gouwei yelled in the living room, and the twins immediately let go of each other, and ran away with bare feet.
"It's hook tail, don't let him find it!"
"Don't let him find it!"
The voice gradually disappeared at the end of the corridor, Lin Mian couldn't help but smile faintly when he saw the flustered look of the two.
The dinner was Lin Mian's welcome banquet, it was quite sumptuous, the table was full, and it was full of color, fragrance, and taste, he almost thought that the New Year was coming early.
Hook Wei's young round face was full of love that Lin Mian could not understand.
One eye and two eyes are now obediently sitting at the dining table, watching Lin Mian secretly.
"He is so powerful, he dares to sit next to the adults!"
"cool!"
"Do you dare to sit at a glance?"
"I dare not, my lord is too scary!"
"My lord is too scary!"
The two teenagers shivered together, Lin Mian couldn't help but wanted to laugh again, Master Wu's face was a bit stinky.
The doorman, Shou Xinggong, ate some wine with peanuts, leaned over and said with a smile, "I told you that you can be selected, that's right!"
"Thank you for your kind words!" Lin Mian filled up the wine for him. The wine was made from something unknown, it was as clear as a spring, but it was extraordinarily mellow.
"Assistant Lin's Work Permit Special Management Office will send it over in a few days, Mr. Qi please accept it." Wu Ting ate very little, and Lin Mian hardly saw him move his chopsticks.
"Okay." Mi Lao patted his high forehead.
Lin Mian raised her head abruptly. In the afternoon, the killer said that the special management office felt that there was a problem with the process of his entering the research institute. Is this already settled?
Is that the phone call?
Wu Ting saw his astonishment, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
At 07:30 in the evening, a table full of dishes was eaten. Lin Mian helped Gouwei clean up the dishes. Amid the sound of rushing water, he said sincerely, "Brother Wei, thank you for cooking so many dishes!"
Brother Wei blushed, and didn't have the heart to tell him that he just placed an order on Ele.me, so he kicked the takeaway bag into the trash can, and changed the subject: "Our research institute now includes you, there are seven people in total. Staff. Dean, you and I met Mr. Qi yesterday. Although the two brothers with one eye and two eyes are young, they have transformed into...cough, but their strength is not bad. They are mainly responsible for the tasks in the north of the city. Qiao Qiao is out on the field. I went, I won’t be here for a few days, I’ll introduce you when I come back.”
While washing the dishes, Gouwei roughly introduced the personnel situation in the lower research institute. Lin Mian was a little surprised. He originally thought that the twin brothers were the children of an employee in the institute, but he didn't expect that they were his seniors, so he was immediately in awe. , but by the way, is this really not child labor?
Gouwei noticed that he was hesitating to speak, and said with a smile: "The appointment of Yimu Ermu is approved by the above, and it is a special case. Assistant Lin should not think too much."
When Lin Mian heard this, although she was still puzzled, she nodded and helped him put the bowl in the cupboard.
"What does the dean usually do?" Lin Mian is very clear about his position. He is Wu Ting's assistant, so it is necessary to know more about his work.
Gouwei thought for a while and said: "The dean rarely takes action, and spends most of his time in the research institute. After hundreds of years of regulation, [-]% of the little monsters in the human world have been registered in the special management office, and they have basically fully integrated into human beings. Life.
Only those big monsters and ferocious beasts that we can't deal with when they wake up from a deep sleep due to the recovery of spiritual energy, or if they appear on special occasions that are likely to cause panic among the people, the dean will personally take action.
There are not many things that the assistant needs to do, the dean likes to arrange the itinerary by himself, and you can follow along to help organize the documents and write the report."
The two quickly cleaned the dishes, and Mouwei wiped his hands on the apron: "Have you added the Wechat group of the research institute?"
Lin Mian shook her head.
"What about the dean's WeChat account?"
Assistant Lin shook his head.
Gouwei clicked his tongue, and for the whole afternoon, he didn't even add anyone on WeChat, and suddenly felt that his lord was weak.
He took out his mobile phone and asked Lin Mian to scan the QR code. After a while, a new friend and a new work group appeared in the latter's address book.
The phone vibrated instantly.
It’s Brother Wei, not Viagra: Welcome Assistant Lin!Flowers, flowers, flowers~
Man Man: Welcome, welcome!The villain goes around in circles.jpg
Pretty ah ah: welcome welcome!The villain goes around in circles.jpg
Really want to live another 5000 years: Welcome Kobayashi!Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Cheongsam lovers: Is there a newcomer?
Paji: The newcomer is bubbling, thank you everyone!
Cheongsam fan: The profile picture is me?So cute, color.jpg
Emmmmm... Lin Mian looked at the naive and fluffy little panda on his profile picture, and fell into deep thought.
Wu Ting:.
The lively welcome speech came to an end with the appearance of the dean. Seeing that there was no news from the group, Lin Mian went back to the room and took a shower. When she came out, she found that she had received a new friend request.
Paji: I approved your friend request, now we can chat.
As a result, it returned in seconds.
Wu Ting:.
Lin Mian stared at the full stop and thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what to answer, so she asked, "What's the matter with the dean?"
Lin Mian waited until he got a reply, so he put the phone aside. It was still early, and it was only before nine o'clock. With the schedule of contemporary college students, this was the most active time. Lin Mian didn't have the habit of playing with his phone all the time. So I picked up the black book "Shan Hai Jing" and flipped through it.
This "Shan Hai Jing" was not a general translation popular on the Internet, but pure classical Chinese, which made him look a bit struggling, but fortunately there were pictures next to it, and even guessed, he continued to read it like this.
Wearing black silk pajamas, Wu Ting leaned against the head of the bed, picked up his phone, looked at it, and put it down again.
The little assistant asked him what's the matter?
But what can he do in the middle of the night?He just wanted to have a chat!
The mighty Dean Wu stood up and walked around the room. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up the phone again, clicked on Du Niang, and entered in the search bar: how to chat with people.
He thought about it, deleted it, and re-entered: How to chat with the person he likes.
Satisfied, press confirm, hundreds of links pop up in an instant, Wu Ting poked the top Du Niang experience with his finger.
[When you meet someone you like, you will definitely feel like a deer in your heart, wanting to talk to him...]
Dean Wu rubbed his chest, remembering the time when he was in close contact with Assistant Lin, the deer in his heart almost killed him, so he nodded slightly, watching with relish.
[You can try to send some emoticons, preferably cute ones, then he may ask you what's wrong...]
A cute... expression?
Dean Wu pondered for a moment, then opened the emoticon pack download page, the first place in terms of popularity was a fragrant and soft puff, and the second place was a corgi curry paste.
Wu Ting looked at the cute raccoon with pouty lips and the stupid tengu with squinting eyes, and sneered, what about dignity?
What about the dignity of being a monster?
In order to please the shit-shoveling officer, can you sell your color without a bottom line?
Dean Wu severely condemned this and clicked to download.
The phone vibrated, and Lin Mian was immersed in the ocean of classical Chinese, and he recovered after a while.
Wu Ting: wink cat cat head.jpg
The kitten is very cute, and Wink is also very cute, but Assistant Lin only felt shocked when the unsmiling dean sent it.
then……
Paji: Dean, what's wrong with you?Frightened.jpg
On the other hand, Wu Ting closed WeChat with satisfaction. According to Du Niang's experience, chatting with the person he likes should not be too frequent. Even if he misses him very much, he must maintain a certain sense of mystery.
Lin Mian didn't wait for a reply, he was a little uneasy.
The screen of the mobile phone lit up again, reminding Wu Ting that there was new information. The dean was beautiful in his heart, and the sense of mystery aroused the curiosity of the little assistant!
So the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he opened it to take a look.
Paji: Dean, have your account been hacked? !
Dean Wu replied with a ".", and then uninstalled the Baidu app.
"May I ask why you uninstalled this software? Feedback will help us improve and provide better services!"
Wu Ting blankly filled in two words in the pop-up questionnaire: spicy chicken!
The author has something to say:
Has the dean picked up the little assistant today?No!
Refill ~
感谢在2021-10-2218:00:00~2021-10-2318:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Judy~5 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Gouwei took him to the room with the No. [-] sign, took care of him a few more times, and left to prepare dinner.
Lin Mian opened the grille and moved the door, and the interior of the house was furnished in a simple and elegant way, as Wu Ting said before, with tables, chairs, beds and bedding all available, so you can move in with your bags.
He rolled on the soft quilt, and then hung the clothes in the schoolbag into the cabinet one by one.
Lin Mian pushed open the window, and a heat wave rushed in. Just as she was about to close it, she saw Wu Ting who was still on the phone not far away.
In front of the courtyard there was a big fan tree, the kind that covered the sky and the sun, and its silvery flowers floated down unsteadily and landed on Wu Ting's shoulders, making his hair at the sideburns even blacker.
Lin Mian read it for a while, not intending to eavesdrop, so she turned her attention to the wooden bookshelf against the wall, and picked up a thick black book.
The cover of this book is hard shell, and the three big gilt characters of The Classic of Mountains and Seas are slightly dented downwards.
"Is he the new assistant recruited by the adults?"
"right."
A whisper came from behind, and Lin Mian's ears moved.
"He looks so clean."
"Clean as a sheet of paper."
"He's really good-looking."
"As good-looking as a grown-up."
"What is he doing?"
"Look at The Classic of Mountains and Seas."
"What is he looking at that for?"
"I do not know."
"How could you not know?"
"Why would I know?"
"Because you are an older brother!"
"Then I don't want to be a brother!"
"I don't want to either!
"Then let's be brothers together!"
"Then let's be brothers together!"
Lin Mian couldn't hold back her laughter, and the two teenagers who were leaning on the door frame looked at him in unison.
"Ah, it was discovered!"
"Ah, it was discovered!"
The two seemed to be frightened and hugged each other tightly.
"Hello." Lin Mian closed the book and raised her hand to say hello.
The teenagers looked at each other and said in unison: "Hello!"
These are a pair of lovely twins, who look only seven or eight years old, with the same watermelon head, the same white and tender slapped face, wearing a blue wide T-shirt and dark red cropped pants.
Perfect copy and paste.
"One eye, two eyes!"
Gouwei yelled in the living room, and the twins immediately let go of each other, and ran away with bare feet.
"It's hook tail, don't let him find it!"
"Don't let him find it!"
The voice gradually disappeared at the end of the corridor, Lin Mian couldn't help but smile faintly when he saw the flustered look of the two.
The dinner was Lin Mian's welcome banquet, it was quite sumptuous, the table was full, and it was full of color, fragrance, and taste, he almost thought that the New Year was coming early.
Hook Wei's young round face was full of love that Lin Mian could not understand.
One eye and two eyes are now obediently sitting at the dining table, watching Lin Mian secretly.
"He is so powerful, he dares to sit next to the adults!"
"cool!"
"Do you dare to sit at a glance?"
"I dare not, my lord is too scary!"
"My lord is too scary!"
The two teenagers shivered together, Lin Mian couldn't help but wanted to laugh again, Master Wu's face was a bit stinky.
The doorman, Shou Xinggong, ate some wine with peanuts, leaned over and said with a smile, "I told you that you can be selected, that's right!"
"Thank you for your kind words!" Lin Mian filled up the wine for him. The wine was made from something unknown, it was as clear as a spring, but it was extraordinarily mellow.
"Assistant Lin's Work Permit Special Management Office will send it over in a few days, Mr. Qi please accept it." Wu Ting ate very little, and Lin Mian hardly saw him move his chopsticks.
"Okay." Mi Lao patted his high forehead.
Lin Mian raised her head abruptly. In the afternoon, the killer said that the special management office felt that there was a problem with the process of his entering the research institute. Is this already settled?
Is that the phone call?
Wu Ting saw his astonishment, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
At 07:30 in the evening, a table full of dishes was eaten. Lin Mian helped Gouwei clean up the dishes. Amid the sound of rushing water, he said sincerely, "Brother Wei, thank you for cooking so many dishes!"
Brother Wei blushed, and didn't have the heart to tell him that he just placed an order on Ele.me, so he kicked the takeaway bag into the trash can, and changed the subject: "Our research institute now includes you, there are seven people in total. Staff. Dean, you and I met Mr. Qi yesterday. Although the two brothers with one eye and two eyes are young, they have transformed into...cough, but their strength is not bad. They are mainly responsible for the tasks in the north of the city. Qiao Qiao is out on the field. I went, I won’t be here for a few days, I’ll introduce you when I come back.”
While washing the dishes, Gouwei roughly introduced the personnel situation in the lower research institute. Lin Mian was a little surprised. He originally thought that the twin brothers were the children of an employee in the institute, but he didn't expect that they were his seniors, so he was immediately in awe. , but by the way, is this really not child labor?
Gouwei noticed that he was hesitating to speak, and said with a smile: "The appointment of Yimu Ermu is approved by the above, and it is a special case. Assistant Lin should not think too much."
When Lin Mian heard this, although she was still puzzled, she nodded and helped him put the bowl in the cupboard.
"What does the dean usually do?" Lin Mian is very clear about his position. He is Wu Ting's assistant, so it is necessary to know more about his work.
Gouwei thought for a while and said: "The dean rarely takes action, and spends most of his time in the research institute. After hundreds of years of regulation, [-]% of the little monsters in the human world have been registered in the special management office, and they have basically fully integrated into human beings. Life.
Only those big monsters and ferocious beasts that we can't deal with when they wake up from a deep sleep due to the recovery of spiritual energy, or if they appear on special occasions that are likely to cause panic among the people, the dean will personally take action.
There are not many things that the assistant needs to do, the dean likes to arrange the itinerary by himself, and you can follow along to help organize the documents and write the report."
The two quickly cleaned the dishes, and Mouwei wiped his hands on the apron: "Have you added the Wechat group of the research institute?"
Lin Mian shook her head.
"What about the dean's WeChat account?"
Assistant Lin shook his head.
Gouwei clicked his tongue, and for the whole afternoon, he didn't even add anyone on WeChat, and suddenly felt that his lord was weak.
He took out his mobile phone and asked Lin Mian to scan the QR code. After a while, a new friend and a new work group appeared in the latter's address book.
The phone vibrated instantly.
It’s Brother Wei, not Viagra: Welcome Assistant Lin!Flowers, flowers, flowers~
Man Man: Welcome, welcome!The villain goes around in circles.jpg
Pretty ah ah: welcome welcome!The villain goes around in circles.jpg
Really want to live another 5000 years: Welcome Kobayashi!Coffee, coffee, coffee.
Cheongsam lovers: Is there a newcomer?
Paji: The newcomer is bubbling, thank you everyone!
Cheongsam fan: The profile picture is me?So cute, color.jpg
Emmmmm... Lin Mian looked at the naive and fluffy little panda on his profile picture, and fell into deep thought.
Wu Ting:.
The lively welcome speech came to an end with the appearance of the dean. Seeing that there was no news from the group, Lin Mian went back to the room and took a shower. When she came out, she found that she had received a new friend request.
Paji: I approved your friend request, now we can chat.
As a result, it returned in seconds.
Wu Ting:.
Lin Mian stared at the full stop and thought for a long time but couldn't figure out what to answer, so she asked, "What's the matter with the dean?"
Lin Mian waited until he got a reply, so he put the phone aside. It was still early, and it was only before nine o'clock. With the schedule of contemporary college students, this was the most active time. Lin Mian didn't have the habit of playing with his phone all the time. So I picked up the black book "Shan Hai Jing" and flipped through it.
This "Shan Hai Jing" was not a general translation popular on the Internet, but pure classical Chinese, which made him look a bit struggling, but fortunately there were pictures next to it, and even guessed, he continued to read it like this.
Wearing black silk pajamas, Wu Ting leaned against the head of the bed, picked up his phone, looked at it, and put it down again.
The little assistant asked him what's the matter?
But what can he do in the middle of the night?He just wanted to have a chat!
The mighty Dean Wu stood up and walked around the room. Suddenly, he had an idea, picked up the phone again, clicked on Du Niang, and entered in the search bar: how to chat with people.
He thought about it, deleted it, and re-entered: How to chat with the person he likes.
Satisfied, press confirm, hundreds of links pop up in an instant, Wu Ting poked the top Du Niang experience with his finger.
[When you meet someone you like, you will definitely feel like a deer in your heart, wanting to talk to him...]
Dean Wu rubbed his chest, remembering the time when he was in close contact with Assistant Lin, the deer in his heart almost killed him, so he nodded slightly, watching with relish.
[You can try to send some emoticons, preferably cute ones, then he may ask you what's wrong...]
A cute... expression?
Dean Wu pondered for a moment, then opened the emoticon pack download page, the first place in terms of popularity was a fragrant and soft puff, and the second place was a corgi curry paste.
Wu Ting looked at the cute raccoon with pouty lips and the stupid tengu with squinting eyes, and sneered, what about dignity?
What about the dignity of being a monster?
In order to please the shit-shoveling officer, can you sell your color without a bottom line?
Dean Wu severely condemned this and clicked to download.
The phone vibrated, and Lin Mian was immersed in the ocean of classical Chinese, and he recovered after a while.
Wu Ting: wink cat cat head.jpg
The kitten is very cute, and Wink is also very cute, but Assistant Lin only felt shocked when the unsmiling dean sent it.
then……
Paji: Dean, what's wrong with you?Frightened.jpg
On the other hand, Wu Ting closed WeChat with satisfaction. According to Du Niang's experience, chatting with the person he likes should not be too frequent. Even if he misses him very much, he must maintain a certain sense of mystery.
Lin Mian didn't wait for a reply, he was a little uneasy.
The screen of the mobile phone lit up again, reminding Wu Ting that there was new information. The dean was beautiful in his heart, and the sense of mystery aroused the curiosity of the little assistant!
So the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he opened it to take a look.
Paji: Dean, have your account been hacked? !
Dean Wu replied with a ".", and then uninstalled the Baidu app.
"May I ask why you uninstalled this software? Feedback will help us improve and provide better services!"
Wu Ting blankly filled in two words in the pop-up questionnaire: spicy chicken!
The author has something to say:
Has the dean picked up the little assistant today?No!
Refill ~
感谢在2021-10-2218:00:00~2021-10-2318:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Judy~5 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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