Xia Zhi covered the top of her head with her hands and asked, "Why are you kissing my head?"
"What else? I have cat cake, I'm a pervert, I'm gnawing your hair because I'm deficient in a certain micronutrient, I'm condescending to honor you (like a king), I'm neck twisting my head Dropped (actually I didn’t tell you that I’m already a zombie), there’s a mosquito on your head but it’s okay, I already ate it for you, I’m using this method to connect your brain so now you are my subordinate AI…”
"I can't help it..."
Countless reasons flashed through Xie Lanzhou's mind in a second, but when he said it, he either looked like a fool, or a sand sculpture, or a mentally retarded, or a pervert who coveted his childhood, so he didn't say anything.
silence.
It is said that it is the weaker party in the relationship who feels embarrassed when silent and wants to maintain it with words. However, they are too familiar with each other to feel embarrassed. If I really have to say, Xie Lanzhou is guilty.
Xia Zhi frowned and asked, "Are you a horse?" When sending Xiaoxiao to Jingshi's stable at night, he rewarded Xiaoxiao with a carrot, Xiaoxiao ate half of it, and the carrot head fell to the ground and rolled Rolled twice to the outside of Yueluo Wuti's room, when he bent down to pick it up, Xiaowu who poked his head out kissed his head with his lips.
He wasn't really asking, he packed up the ointment and left after speaking.
Xie Lanzhou breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Shen Yuan in his arms and said in a low voice, "I was scared to death..."
He was too nervous, he couldn't control the strength of his hands well, pinching the abyss was uncomfortable, he arched his back and stepped on his thigh, screamed "Wow", jumped away and ran away.
Xia Zhi threw the ointment on the table and went to take a shower. His room is the master bedroom, the bedroom is on the right side of the door, and the small passage on the left leads to the cloakroom and bathroom.
He closed the bedroom door, stood at the end of the aisle, stared at the pot of monstera on the small brass cabinet in front of him, and sighed through his teeth: "Fuck..."
At the critical moment, the mask he had worn for nearly four years saved him.
He touched the top of his head, it was like being poked by Xie Lanzhou, not the kind of "You are awesome!" little poke that kindergarten teachers put on the back of children's hands, but the kind of melting hot wax The printing wax oil burned his face red.
He propped his hands on the small cabinet, and the large heart-shaped leaves of the monstera's feathery splits breathed on his face, which made him feel much cooler.
"What does he mean?" Xia Zhi felt that there was a high probability that he also had some serious illness, otherwise, how could he think that being a child was interesting to him?
He touched the goosebumps on his arms, thinking that it was all due to the kiss four years ago.
Xie Lanzhou kissed him when he was drunk, this matter has been lingering in his heart, and he has long since lost the courage to ask clearly.
The next day was Sunday, Xia Zhi slept until almost noon, Xie Lanzhou didn't insist on waking him up for breakfast, he just moved his lunch earlier.
The two boys slept each other, whether they were pretending or not, they forgot everything anyway, they still had to quarrel and talk nonsense, and in the afternoon they went to the stable to take care of Xiao Wu and Xiao Xiao, and played with them two hours.
Then the big boys go home and play PS5.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! It's changed! What the hell is this! You hit her on the head!"
The countess in Resident Evil turned into a huge terrifying human-dragon mutant, and Xie Lanzhou manipulated the protagonist to knock the boss down from the sky with a wooden warehouse.
Xia Zhi said urgently: "You can't wait, hit her! Don't give her a chance to breathe!" He wished he could grab the handle and play by himself, "Hit her head! Hit her head!"
The countess released the swarm, and Xie Lanzhou continued to aim at her head with a sniper wooden warehouse and shot her down again before the swarm flew over. Xia Zhi shouted excitedly: "Yes, yes! Beautiful!"
Mrs. Bachi was not so easy to defeat. She caught the protagonist on a high tower. Xie Lanzhou manipulated the protagonist to fight while climbing the tower. She was a little embarrassed. After reaching the top of the tower, Xia Zhi couldn't help but grab the handle: "I will come, I will come!"
The two are playing games in the multi-purpose room at home, where there are projections and curtains, and they can usually watch movies, and a few soft soybean bags are placed on the floor instead of sofas.
Ever since Xia Zhi showed himself as an obedient student, except for Liao Xing, no other friends came to his house, so for the convenience of cleaning, the bean bags were all piled up in the corner, and only two were placed in the middle.
As soon as he stood up, the gray bean bag under his buttocks was taken up by Abyss.
He grabbed the handle, and the countess rushed over with disgusting wings. He had no place to sit, so he sat on Xia Lanzhou's lap in a hurry to play games, and repaired a few wooden compartments first.
He didn't realize where he was sitting at all. In fact, there was a carpet on the floor, so it wouldn't be cold if he just sat down.
He was dishonest sitting on other people's laps, he felt uncomfortable and twisted his buttocks to signal Xie Lanzhou to separate his legs so that he could sit more comfortably.
"..." Xie Lanzhou let him sit on the bean bag between his legs, half hugged him, completely unable to concentrate on looking at the curtain.
Is the game graphics not good?Bad soundtrack?Or the plot is not exciting?
He felt that no matter how exciting it was, it couldn't compare to Xia Zhi sitting in his arms.
The curse of the Countess before her death echoed in the castle, Xia Zhi was very proud, and only recovered after picking up the crystals and rewards.
Xie Lanzhou embraced him, put his chin on his shoulder, and sprayed his warm breath against his ear.
"..." The two of them felt awkward at the moment, and they dared not move.Seeing the two of them hugging each other, Shen Yuan ran over and wanted to hug too.
"...how about another game? Let's play together?" Xia Zhi pretended to pick up the abyss naturally, and with a movement of his arm, Xie Lanzhou let him go.
"Okay, what are you playing?"
"Mario?"
"Row."
One of the two is looking for the game, the other is looking for the handle, the division of labor is clear and they cooperate tacitly.
Xie Lanzhou handed Xia Zhi the handle, and the two of them touched each other, Xia Zhi blushed again, but luckily the curtains in this room were tightly drawn and the light was very dark.
The curtains are drawn tightly...
Pull it tightly so no one can see it...
But even if the curtains are not drawn, no one can see...
This big French window...
Ahhh!What the hell am I thinking?What can't you see?
Can't see a problem?The crux of the problem is not this...
we live together...
grass!Hurry up, Xia Zhi!
He has already exploded [-] tons of TNT in his head, but on the surface he is still very calm, even a little cold: "I want to use Mario, you use..."
Before Luigi's name was spoken, the screen suddenly changed into a 3D island style.
DOA, DEADORALIVE, live or die, beach volleyball.
Liao Xing is such a dirty thing!Put the live or die disc in Mario's box...
But the beauties in bikinis are all starting to dance the welcome hula, and it's a bit...
"Play?"
"Play this?"
"Do you want to play this?"
"All right……"
Although it is beach volleyball, as a gentleman's game, it is not just as simple as playing volleyball. It can change the clothes and hairstyles of beauties, flirt with girls and fall in love, and even change the movements of beauties, pulling them to do some unbelievable things. described things.
Xia Zhi clicked on those options. When Liao Xing lent him the game, he had already unlocked all the girls, costumes, actions, and things he could do. As soon as the protagonist entered the room, pink-haired beauties surrounded him...
"!!" He even unlocked the hidden welfare mode, and directly came up to mosaic the key parts...
The mosaic kept moving, Xia Zhi swallowed her saliva, and secretly glanced at Xie Lanzhou, who was quietly looking at the curtain.
Well, be quiet.
There are actually people who can see the expression of tranquility and no distractions when looking at this.
Either the nature is too cold, or the experience is too rich.
Look at him with one leg bent, one hand on his knee, under the short sleeve of a white T-shirt, his arms are strong and smooth, he is sideways, with a protruding Adam's apple, a high nose bridge, and slightly curly forehead hair. The small clip is pinned on the top of the head, which looks very homely.
A handsome man who can live in an elegant manner at home...
How could such a handsome guy be cold by nature?
Then there is only one option left, which is rich experience...
Xia Zhi's mind was full of twists and turns, and he managed to calm himself down in just two seconds.
As for being depressed, he couldn't figure it out, so let's call it jealousy with a clear mind.
Because Xiaofa has rich experience, but he himself has no experience.
He suddenly lost interest in playing games, and stood up silently: "I'm going to the toilet."
The four words "I'm going to the toilet" made Xie Lanzhou's imagination run wild in an instant. After all, the mosaic on the curtain was still moving...
And when the boys say "I'm going to the toilet", it's time to leave each other's personal space to solve the problem.
But he felt nothing.
No, he's not feeling well... Sure enough, Xiaozhi still likes beauties with big breasts and long legs...
The two have their own ghosts, and their mental journeys combined can lead to the distant NGC7331 galaxy in a tortuous way.
When Xia Zhi returned to the room, the phone in his pocket rang. It was Liao Xing. He got angry when he saw the name, and picked it up angrily: "Hello!"
"Brother Zhi, how is the injury on your foot?" Liao Xing didn't hear his bad tone.
Xia Zhi: "It's okay. What are you doing?"
Liao Xing: "My sister's birthday is in the evening. The little girl said that she would not spend it at home and was going to the bar. My mother was worried that I would take her there, so I asked you to come with me. In my mother's eyes, you are Nan Bowan, someone else's. Son, if you go, she will definitely let me go, I beg her little brother on behalf of my sister!"
Liao Xing's younger sister, Liao Yang, is in the second year of junior high school this year. A girl of this age can talk about big or small. She just entered the rebellious period, and she likes individuality and being different.
Xia Zhi agreed: "Okay, you can send me the time and place, saying that Brother Xiaozhi will bring a gift for her birthday."
He hung up the phone and wanted to ask Xie Lanzhou if he would go, but remembered that he had a lot of experience, so he secretly wanted to compare him, carefully selected a white T-shirt with excellent texture, and put on a white T-shirt on it. A silky black baseball shirt, and a pair of black slim-fit jeans underneath. He scratched his hair with pomade, put on a watch, sprayed on perfume, and walked to the living room properly.
Seeing his eyes brighten, Xie Lanzhou asked, "Where are you going?"
Xia Zhi: "To celebrate my friend's birthday."
Um?friend?What friend?Do you have other friends besides me?
The word "friend" stimulated Xie Lanzhou, he stood up and said, "I will go too."
Xia Zhi nodded awkwardly: "I have to go now..."
Xie Lanzhou was still wearing the white T-shirt and shorts, and picked up a shirt from the sofa: "Let's go!"
It was already dark when the two arrived at the bar. This kind of place doesn't open until after eight o'clock.For the birthday of the little princess of the Liao family, half of the boxes were reserved, and many idlers were cleared away, in order to create an ideal state for her that was pure and did not discard the style that a bar should have.
Greeted to the little princess, gave a gift, and the little princess took a group photo with the two schoolgirls. It took me a long time to post pictures on Space and Weibo.
At nine o'clock, fierce drums sounded on the stage, and the little sisters in the box suddenly screamed: "softkitty!!"
"Aww! So handsome!!" The star-chasing little princesses crowded in front of the stage, so frightened that Liao Xing rushed after him to escort him. Xia Zhi and Xie Lanzhou looked at each other with a smile, and followed.
The front of the stage was filled with people, all shouting the name of the band. Although it is called softkitty, this band is a solid metal rock.
The two squeezed behind the little princess, protecting the little girls from being hurt by the crowd.
"Brother Zhi!!" Liao Xing shouted suddenly, but his voice was immediately covered by the music, Xia Zhi leaned over to listen to what he said, "Look at that bass player! Does it look like Teacher Wu?"
The dazzling lights on the stage kept flickering, and the man standing behind the lead singer, wearing a small leather jacket and playing the bass, really looked like their head teacher, Wu Boshu.
Xie Lanzhou smiled and shouted: "Teacher Wu! Teacher Wu!"
The bass player recognized the name in the noisy environment, squinted his eyes and saw the three of them, and his face changed drastically in an instant.
It really is him.Xia Zhi thought to herself.
The author has something to say:
Teacher Wu is the deputy cp, hahahahaha
Thank you guys for your support!
"What else? I have cat cake, I'm a pervert, I'm gnawing your hair because I'm deficient in a certain micronutrient, I'm condescending to honor you (like a king), I'm neck twisting my head Dropped (actually I didn’t tell you that I’m already a zombie), there’s a mosquito on your head but it’s okay, I already ate it for you, I’m using this method to connect your brain so now you are my subordinate AI…”
"I can't help it..."
Countless reasons flashed through Xie Lanzhou's mind in a second, but when he said it, he either looked like a fool, or a sand sculpture, or a mentally retarded, or a pervert who coveted his childhood, so he didn't say anything.
silence.
It is said that it is the weaker party in the relationship who feels embarrassed when silent and wants to maintain it with words. However, they are too familiar with each other to feel embarrassed. If I really have to say, Xie Lanzhou is guilty.
Xia Zhi frowned and asked, "Are you a horse?" When sending Xiaoxiao to Jingshi's stable at night, he rewarded Xiaoxiao with a carrot, Xiaoxiao ate half of it, and the carrot head fell to the ground and rolled Rolled twice to the outside of Yueluo Wuti's room, when he bent down to pick it up, Xiaowu who poked his head out kissed his head with his lips.
He wasn't really asking, he packed up the ointment and left after speaking.
Xie Lanzhou breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Shen Yuan in his arms and said in a low voice, "I was scared to death..."
He was too nervous, he couldn't control the strength of his hands well, pinching the abyss was uncomfortable, he arched his back and stepped on his thigh, screamed "Wow", jumped away and ran away.
Xia Zhi threw the ointment on the table and went to take a shower. His room is the master bedroom, the bedroom is on the right side of the door, and the small passage on the left leads to the cloakroom and bathroom.
He closed the bedroom door, stood at the end of the aisle, stared at the pot of monstera on the small brass cabinet in front of him, and sighed through his teeth: "Fuck..."
At the critical moment, the mask he had worn for nearly four years saved him.
He touched the top of his head, it was like being poked by Xie Lanzhou, not the kind of "You are awesome!" little poke that kindergarten teachers put on the back of children's hands, but the kind of melting hot wax The printing wax oil burned his face red.
He propped his hands on the small cabinet, and the large heart-shaped leaves of the monstera's feathery splits breathed on his face, which made him feel much cooler.
"What does he mean?" Xia Zhi felt that there was a high probability that he also had some serious illness, otherwise, how could he think that being a child was interesting to him?
He touched the goosebumps on his arms, thinking that it was all due to the kiss four years ago.
Xie Lanzhou kissed him when he was drunk, this matter has been lingering in his heart, and he has long since lost the courage to ask clearly.
The next day was Sunday, Xia Zhi slept until almost noon, Xie Lanzhou didn't insist on waking him up for breakfast, he just moved his lunch earlier.
The two boys slept each other, whether they were pretending or not, they forgot everything anyway, they still had to quarrel and talk nonsense, and in the afternoon they went to the stable to take care of Xiao Wu and Xiao Xiao, and played with them two hours.
Then the big boys go home and play PS5.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck! It's changed! What the hell is this! You hit her on the head!"
The countess in Resident Evil turned into a huge terrifying human-dragon mutant, and Xie Lanzhou manipulated the protagonist to knock the boss down from the sky with a wooden warehouse.
Xia Zhi said urgently: "You can't wait, hit her! Don't give her a chance to breathe!" He wished he could grab the handle and play by himself, "Hit her head! Hit her head!"
The countess released the swarm, and Xie Lanzhou continued to aim at her head with a sniper wooden warehouse and shot her down again before the swarm flew over. Xia Zhi shouted excitedly: "Yes, yes! Beautiful!"
Mrs. Bachi was not so easy to defeat. She caught the protagonist on a high tower. Xie Lanzhou manipulated the protagonist to fight while climbing the tower. She was a little embarrassed. After reaching the top of the tower, Xia Zhi couldn't help but grab the handle: "I will come, I will come!"
The two are playing games in the multi-purpose room at home, where there are projections and curtains, and they can usually watch movies, and a few soft soybean bags are placed on the floor instead of sofas.
Ever since Xia Zhi showed himself as an obedient student, except for Liao Xing, no other friends came to his house, so for the convenience of cleaning, the bean bags were all piled up in the corner, and only two were placed in the middle.
As soon as he stood up, the gray bean bag under his buttocks was taken up by Abyss.
He grabbed the handle, and the countess rushed over with disgusting wings. He had no place to sit, so he sat on Xia Lanzhou's lap in a hurry to play games, and repaired a few wooden compartments first.
He didn't realize where he was sitting at all. In fact, there was a carpet on the floor, so it wouldn't be cold if he just sat down.
He was dishonest sitting on other people's laps, he felt uncomfortable and twisted his buttocks to signal Xie Lanzhou to separate his legs so that he could sit more comfortably.
"..." Xie Lanzhou let him sit on the bean bag between his legs, half hugged him, completely unable to concentrate on looking at the curtain.
Is the game graphics not good?Bad soundtrack?Or the plot is not exciting?
He felt that no matter how exciting it was, it couldn't compare to Xia Zhi sitting in his arms.
The curse of the Countess before her death echoed in the castle, Xia Zhi was very proud, and only recovered after picking up the crystals and rewards.
Xie Lanzhou embraced him, put his chin on his shoulder, and sprayed his warm breath against his ear.
"..." The two of them felt awkward at the moment, and they dared not move.Seeing the two of them hugging each other, Shen Yuan ran over and wanted to hug too.
"...how about another game? Let's play together?" Xia Zhi pretended to pick up the abyss naturally, and with a movement of his arm, Xie Lanzhou let him go.
"Okay, what are you playing?"
"Mario?"
"Row."
One of the two is looking for the game, the other is looking for the handle, the division of labor is clear and they cooperate tacitly.
Xie Lanzhou handed Xia Zhi the handle, and the two of them touched each other, Xia Zhi blushed again, but luckily the curtains in this room were tightly drawn and the light was very dark.
The curtains are drawn tightly...
Pull it tightly so no one can see it...
But even if the curtains are not drawn, no one can see...
This big French window...
Ahhh!What the hell am I thinking?What can't you see?
Can't see a problem?The crux of the problem is not this...
we live together...
grass!Hurry up, Xia Zhi!
He has already exploded [-] tons of TNT in his head, but on the surface he is still very calm, even a little cold: "I want to use Mario, you use..."
Before Luigi's name was spoken, the screen suddenly changed into a 3D island style.
DOA, DEADORALIVE, live or die, beach volleyball.
Liao Xing is such a dirty thing!Put the live or die disc in Mario's box...
But the beauties in bikinis are all starting to dance the welcome hula, and it's a bit...
"Play?"
"Play this?"
"Do you want to play this?"
"All right……"
Although it is beach volleyball, as a gentleman's game, it is not just as simple as playing volleyball. It can change the clothes and hairstyles of beauties, flirt with girls and fall in love, and even change the movements of beauties, pulling them to do some unbelievable things. described things.
Xia Zhi clicked on those options. When Liao Xing lent him the game, he had already unlocked all the girls, costumes, actions, and things he could do. As soon as the protagonist entered the room, pink-haired beauties surrounded him...
"!!" He even unlocked the hidden welfare mode, and directly came up to mosaic the key parts...
The mosaic kept moving, Xia Zhi swallowed her saliva, and secretly glanced at Xie Lanzhou, who was quietly looking at the curtain.
Well, be quiet.
There are actually people who can see the expression of tranquility and no distractions when looking at this.
Either the nature is too cold, or the experience is too rich.
Look at him with one leg bent, one hand on his knee, under the short sleeve of a white T-shirt, his arms are strong and smooth, he is sideways, with a protruding Adam's apple, a high nose bridge, and slightly curly forehead hair. The small clip is pinned on the top of the head, which looks very homely.
A handsome man who can live in an elegant manner at home...
How could such a handsome guy be cold by nature?
Then there is only one option left, which is rich experience...
Xia Zhi's mind was full of twists and turns, and he managed to calm himself down in just two seconds.
As for being depressed, he couldn't figure it out, so let's call it jealousy with a clear mind.
Because Xiaofa has rich experience, but he himself has no experience.
He suddenly lost interest in playing games, and stood up silently: "I'm going to the toilet."
The four words "I'm going to the toilet" made Xie Lanzhou's imagination run wild in an instant. After all, the mosaic on the curtain was still moving...
And when the boys say "I'm going to the toilet", it's time to leave each other's personal space to solve the problem.
But he felt nothing.
No, he's not feeling well... Sure enough, Xiaozhi still likes beauties with big breasts and long legs...
The two have their own ghosts, and their mental journeys combined can lead to the distant NGC7331 galaxy in a tortuous way.
When Xia Zhi returned to the room, the phone in his pocket rang. It was Liao Xing. He got angry when he saw the name, and picked it up angrily: "Hello!"
"Brother Zhi, how is the injury on your foot?" Liao Xing didn't hear his bad tone.
Xia Zhi: "It's okay. What are you doing?"
Liao Xing: "My sister's birthday is in the evening. The little girl said that she would not spend it at home and was going to the bar. My mother was worried that I would take her there, so I asked you to come with me. In my mother's eyes, you are Nan Bowan, someone else's. Son, if you go, she will definitely let me go, I beg her little brother on behalf of my sister!"
Liao Xing's younger sister, Liao Yang, is in the second year of junior high school this year. A girl of this age can talk about big or small. She just entered the rebellious period, and she likes individuality and being different.
Xia Zhi agreed: "Okay, you can send me the time and place, saying that Brother Xiaozhi will bring a gift for her birthday."
He hung up the phone and wanted to ask Xie Lanzhou if he would go, but remembered that he had a lot of experience, so he secretly wanted to compare him, carefully selected a white T-shirt with excellent texture, and put on a white T-shirt on it. A silky black baseball shirt, and a pair of black slim-fit jeans underneath. He scratched his hair with pomade, put on a watch, sprayed on perfume, and walked to the living room properly.
Seeing his eyes brighten, Xie Lanzhou asked, "Where are you going?"
Xia Zhi: "To celebrate my friend's birthday."
Um?friend?What friend?Do you have other friends besides me?
The word "friend" stimulated Xie Lanzhou, he stood up and said, "I will go too."
Xia Zhi nodded awkwardly: "I have to go now..."
Xie Lanzhou was still wearing the white T-shirt and shorts, and picked up a shirt from the sofa: "Let's go!"
It was already dark when the two arrived at the bar. This kind of place doesn't open until after eight o'clock.For the birthday of the little princess of the Liao family, half of the boxes were reserved, and many idlers were cleared away, in order to create an ideal state for her that was pure and did not discard the style that a bar should have.
Greeted to the little princess, gave a gift, and the little princess took a group photo with the two schoolgirls. It took me a long time to post pictures on Space and Weibo.
At nine o'clock, fierce drums sounded on the stage, and the little sisters in the box suddenly screamed: "softkitty!!"
"Aww! So handsome!!" The star-chasing little princesses crowded in front of the stage, so frightened that Liao Xing rushed after him to escort him. Xia Zhi and Xie Lanzhou looked at each other with a smile, and followed.
The front of the stage was filled with people, all shouting the name of the band. Although it is called softkitty, this band is a solid metal rock.
The two squeezed behind the little princess, protecting the little girls from being hurt by the crowd.
"Brother Zhi!!" Liao Xing shouted suddenly, but his voice was immediately covered by the music, Xia Zhi leaned over to listen to what he said, "Look at that bass player! Does it look like Teacher Wu?"
The dazzling lights on the stage kept flickering, and the man standing behind the lead singer, wearing a small leather jacket and playing the bass, really looked like their head teacher, Wu Boshu.
Xie Lanzhou smiled and shouted: "Teacher Wu! Teacher Wu!"
The bass player recognized the name in the noisy environment, squinted his eyes and saw the three of them, and his face changed drastically in an instant.
It really is him.Xia Zhi thought to herself.
The author has something to say:
Teacher Wu is the deputy cp, hahahahaha
Thank you guys for your support!
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