Rebirth forced to obey

When they were pregnant, Gu Tang and Gu Zhaodong had discussed naming the child, but at that time it was still early before the birth, and they were just talking about it for fun, and didn't pay much attention to it at all.The original decision was that the boy was called "Gu Lei", and Sanshi Dali was highlighting the toughness that a man should have; Be able to deal with it calmly, don't be petty.

The meaning of this name is quite good, but it is a bit too common. You must know that the more literary and artistic the more unexpected the parents are when they name their children, most of them come from idioms or poems and songs. Zhao Dong was not good at it, so he hurriedly pushed the mess to Gu Tang.

"Aren't you a college student? You didn't memorize poems when you were in school. Find some good ones and make up a name to listen to."

Gu Tang was also in a dilemma. When he studied science in high school, what he was most afraid of was memorizing those ancient sentences. If you ask him about math, physics and chemistry, he can still do it well, but he can't name his child "Gu Dye", "Gu Dye" or "Gu Dye". Gu Shouli", "Gu Acid Potassium", this is not nonsense!

"I see it like this. Didn't it come from the crabapple flower when I was named at the beginning? Otherwise, I just made up all of them. One is called 'Gu Hai' and the other is called 'Gu Hua'. It won't work."

"Oh, I think you've been learning for nothing in the past few years, and you still have the nerve to say that you are a cultural person." Gu Zhaodong dismissed him, "According to what you said, fortunately my father didn't like honeysuckle back then, or a 'Gu Jin ', one is 'Gu Yin', and the next one can be called 'Gu Fugui' directly."

"..."

Don't look at our Boss Gu's lack of education, he just opens his mouth to bury someone, Gu Tang touches his nose, asking for trouble.

At the critical moment, we are experienced fathers. Gu Zhaodong slapped his thigh, "Give me a book and find inspiration from it."

Gu Tang casually handed the book on the locker to Gu Zhaodong without even looking at it.

Gu Zhaodong spread the books in front of him, "Come on, don't look at it, just poke one on it with your hand, whichever you poke is which."

For some reason, Gu Tang faintly felt a little unreliable, he hesitated and clicked a line on the book to stop, and Gu Zhaodong leaned over to take a look.

"Gu... big intestine?"

Gu Tang: "..."

Gu Zhaodong: "..."

"Come here, poke one more." Boss Gu was a little unbelieving.

Gu Tang ordered another line, Gu Zhaodong had experience this time, and shouted along the entire line he ordered.

"Lymphatic care."

"..."

"Gu Fayan."

"..."

"Take care of your nerves."

"..."

"Boom—" the rational tendon in Mr. Gu's brain finally snapped, and he roared angrily, throwing the book at Gu Tang, "What kind of stupid books are you reading!"

Gu Tang caught the book with one hand, took it over and took a look, it turned out to be a brochure issued by the doctor outside the hospital. When he came back from breakfast in the morning, someone stuffed it into his hand. The cabinet is on.

Gu Zhaodong raised his forehead, he had never been so powerless in his life, but he was not reconciled, he thought about the names of the characters in all the TV dramas he had watched before, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration.

"I know what it's called!" Gu Zhaodong slapped his thighs, his eyes lit up, and his face glowed, "It's called Gu—" He just said a word, but before continuing, he suddenly felt his stomach growling. There was a slight sound of lu, before he could finish speaking, he let out a breath, and instantly felt that his whole body was completely relaxed.

Then there was a series of shocking farts, the farts seemed to have just passed through the winding intestines, and they sounded like a mountain road with eighteen bends, "Puff-puff-puff-puff-"

This fart was such a joy, and even brought out all the frustrations of Gu Zhaodong's whole day, Boss Gu had never felt that farting was such an enjoyable thing, he was so moved that he almost burst into tears.

Gu Tang was still waiting for Gu Zhaodong to give him a good name, when he heard a fart resounding in his ears, which stunned him, and he murmured after a while: "So I want to call it 'Gu Tang'. Pupu'?"

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Gu Tang has always been clever, and it is rare for him to show such dullness in front of him. Gu Zhaodong couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing, causing his wounds to hurt.In the end, the child's name was not chosen, and the old one was still used. Originally, Gu Tang proposed it to distract Gu Zhaodong's attention, but now Mr. Gu has relaxed his mood and is in a better mood. Everything else is just floating clouds.

After staying in the hospital for a few days, after all the indicators were up to standard, we boss Gu can finally bring his wife and children back home happily. Nowhere is as comfortable as being at home. In this winter, when the floor heating is turned on, the house It's warm, and by the way, I set up a pot to boil the mutton in white water, and then poured two sips of wine, tsk tsk, these days, even a god would not change it!

I don’t know where Gu Tang heard about it. Just after giving birth, you have to stay in confinement. For the sake of your health, you can’t touch the cold and you can’t do heavy work. Gu Tang is afraid that Gu Zhaodong’s head will catch cold and he will sleep cold at night, so he gives the bath towel to him. Pull it out, good guy, a one-meter-long bath towel is wrapped around Gu Zhao Dong's head, it's the third floor from the left and the third floor from the right. I don't know where he thought he was from India.

This is for daily life, let alone food, three meals a day are essential, drinking chicken soup is like pouring water, at least one day has to eat a whole chicken, weasel is not as good as him, this is not bad Forget it, in the evening, I will turn on a small stove to cook supper.

It’s okay to eat it a few times, who the hell can stand it every day, our Boss Gu’s fart smells like chicken feces now, and before night, Gu Tang gave him another meal.

Gu Zhaodong rolled his eyes, "Put it away, I'm not a girl, you think I'm fat, and I eat sweet wine and boiled eggs every day." He said why he felt that his breasts were tense when he was wearing clothes recently.

Gu Tang's eyes sparkled, "I just want to see if, like women, men can make big mistakes too."

Gu Zhaodong looked at him like he was looking at a monster, his heart was damnable, the perverted heart of this stinky boy really hangs in his chest!

Boss Gu deeply understands that the days when clothes come out, hands go out to eat, and mouths go out are not for human beings. What the hell is the difference between raising pigs.The grievances in my heart gradually turned into sparks, coupled with the "diaper changing incident" as a catalyst, the little sparks in our heart, Boss Gu, finally burned into flames.

The incident can be traced back to one night when the daughter of the Gu family, Gu Linlin, was sleeping soundly and suddenly started crying. Gu Zhaodong thought the child was just peeing his pants, so he went to the battle himself, put his daughter on the bed, took off the diaper, and finally pulled it out. A piece of golden yellow, with warm feces on Gu Zhaodong's hand. Gu Tang happened to be sitting next to him. Gu Zhaodong was very conscious. He wiped Gu Tang's clothes clean with his hand. It was painted with several streaks of golden color, this post-modern realistic style made Gu Tang's face darken.

"Is it smooth?" Gu Tang asked.

Gu Zhaodong shyly said, "It doesn't feel good to the touch. Your clothes are made of waterproof material, which makes it uncomfortable to wipe. It would be better if it was made of pure cotton." Listen to this, it's not something a human can say.

Gu Tang also really loves his old goblin, so he didn't say anything, took off his coat and took the work in Gu Zhaodong's hands, "Go and wash your hands, I'll get you something to eat after I change Lin Zi's diaper later of."

Having said that, of course our Boss Gu took orders immediately, turned around and left. He is really not the master of serving people. Every time he changes the child's diaper, he can be confused and dizzy. Someone does all these tasks. He Of course, he cooperated to the end without any complaints. The most important thing was to let Gu Tang rest assured that he would not abandon the shopkeeper to the end without letting others go.

In fact, Gu Tang is also very stubborn. As a soldier, he is good at assembling guns, and he is really afraid of changing diapers. His usual training is mainly to defeat the enemy with one move. It is very difficult for him to break the bandit's arm with his bare hands. Not to mention, this has caused the biggest problem. When facing a baby, he often can't hold his strength. Gu Lei is okay, most of the time he quietly looks at you with his big eyes open. Lin was simply following Gu Zhaodong, and couldn't stop for a quarter of an hour.

As soon as she wiped her butt clean, the little guy stretched his arms and legs, babbling non-stop, the diaper was still hanging on one leg, and seeing the poop was about to fall off, Gu Tang had sharp eyes and quick hands. He held Gu Lin's feet with one hand, and took off the wet diaper with the other hand. Taking advantage of this moment, he hurriedly changed the child into a new one, but he didn't grasp the strength properly. Gu Lin's mouth puckered and he cried out.

It just so happened that Gu Zhaodong came out after washing his hands, and leaned over to watch. Gu Tang was in a state of desperation, so he didn't notice him, and just wanted to prevent the little ancestor on the bed from breaking free, so he wet the diaper he had just changed It was thrown away, impartial, and it happened to be still on Gu Zhaodong's face.

A hot air and an indescribable smell came to his nostrils, Gu Zhaodong only felt that his whole world was surrounded by this warmth, and then... there was no more.

No matter what Gu Tang explained afterwards, our boss Gu’s shit-stuck head just thought that it was Gu Tang’s actions to retaliate against him. With Gu Tang’s urgency, he never suffers, what he just did was really wicked, Gu Tang If he didn't take revenge, it would not be him but Gu Tang who got his head covered in shit.

There is no way, the days are too boring, and there are two little devil kings in the world, and the whole thing is hot and hot, and I really feel sick.This incident successfully created a gap between the couple and accelerated the subsequent separation.

And the real guide.The fuse came within a week of this incident.

In order to take care of the child conveniently, Gu Zhaodong added a crib next to their bed, so that as long as the child cries in the middle of the night, they can immediately get up and comfort the child.But he forgot the most important point, children are sent by heaven to collect debts. When they fall asleep during the day, they can't be woken up by the sound of gongs, drums, firecrackers and flying firecrackers, but at night, they can be woken up by farting Awake.

Our boss, Gu, has this problem. He loves to snore when he sleeps. Sometimes he forgets about his snoring, and often chokes himself in the middle of the night. Now the two children are sleeping next to him. The lethality can be imagined.

In the evening, the couple had just put the baby to sleep, and Gu Zhaodong thought about getting a good night's sleep after a day of exhaustion. He just fell asleep, and the snoring hadn't come out of his mouth completely, and there was a sound in the crib over there , First he hummed twice, and then he cried endlessly, the two children cried together, and the sound was comparable to an alarm car.

The parents who just fell asleep here got up reflexively, and each of them hugged a baby and coaxed them softly. Gu Zhaodong kicked Gu Tang, his eyes were bloodshot, "I just fell asleep, what the hell are you saying?" Huh? That's good, I don't know how long I'm going to go on."

Emotional Boss Gu is farting and staring at others, which is usually the case for people who snore when they sleep, and he is beating hard on his side, and when he wakes up, he says he didn't fall asleep at all.

Gu Tang was also angry, "You are so funny, I don't know who can compose a song there."

Gu Zhaodong didn't care so much, "I won't say anything, we have three chapters, and we will pay attention to sleeping at night, and no one can snore anymore."

Gu Tang glanced at him and said nothing.

After coaxing the children, the two continued to lie down and sleep. Only 5 minutes later, Gu Boss started to snore again. Come here and kick Gu Tang without saying a word.

"What the hell did I say."

Gu Tang: I can't live through this day!