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When the empty elevator door closed, I saw a figure on the mirror of the elevator door that I hadn't seen before coming in.If it wasn't because my world view had been refreshed, I would have screamed and pushed open the elevator door to escape, right?

However, even so, meeting her in this kind of place was quite new.

"Long time no see, student council president~"

I didn't look back, not because I wanted to be handsome, but because I wasn't sure if the cuckoo was behind me or in the mirror.If he turned around and found that she was not in the elevator, he would be ridiculed again, right?

No, I'm almost sure that even if she was in the elevator, she would disappear the moment I turned around.

Du Juan was still the same, showing a contemptuous smile, and smiled with his shoulders on his shoulders.

"I'm so relieved that you finally learned how to use honorifics. If I dissected you, I might be able to publish an article in "Science" magazine, "New conclusions about the intelligence test of rat women"~ But , Indeed... Long time no see, you disappeared for a long time after that incident, I thought you had died in a corner, like a mouse woman. After all, it is not a long-lived species..."

Although Du Juan usually does not make people feel comfortable when speaking, today's Du Juan seems to be extraordinarily energetic.

"I have never met Mr. Dujuan on campus before. Could it be that he came here specially to bully me?" I couldn't help grinning dryly, I just wanted the elevator to reach the floor I pressed.

"It's too much. I just wanted to praise you for being smarter and then said such stupid things. The president is very busy. I don't even have time for class. How could I come to you? Today is also a coincidence Just passing by here, but since we met, I don't intend to let you go away easily, this is the price for your master to invade us."

Du Juan's arm stretched out from my side, her slender fingers slid across the elevator control panel, and then gently drew a circle on the place where there were no buttons above the 7th floor.Then the metal panel rolled up as if it were liquid and formed a new button under her finger.

"666 floors"

How much I regret that I didn't break open the elevator door and escape like the protagonist of the horror movie when I saw Dujuan in the elevator that shouldn't exist.

It's a pity that there is no such opportunity now, the elevator trembled a little, and then began to run at a high speed with the oppressive feeling of an airplane taking off, I really don't want to think about what kind of situation is outside the box of the elevator now.

"This is not good, Mr. Chairman, how can you say that the elevators in the school building are not enough, so occupying them like this is not a solution, why don't I visit the door another day?"

I tried to get away while trying to please.

"I refuse, I don't want you to visit us, it's dirty the territory of our student union. And the school's elevators are originally for students, I'm the president of the student council, so I can use it as I want. And your attitude, never I’ve been trying to take the initiative from the beginning just now~ Have you forgotten? I don’t listen to the words of a bastard like you, and I refuse to return it to you with all my strength~”

In fact, I don't want to occupy the initiative of the conversation. If possible, I don't want to have any conversation now...

"Since the student council president insists on keeping me, then I can only obey."

After several confrontations, I also gradually understood the way to deal with Dujuan.Facing the cuckoo who is as strong as a crushing machine, my best way to avoid it is to lie flat and minimize the damage.

"Since you begged me sincerely, it's okay for me to tell you." Du Juan said to himself, "You also know that I usually don't appear in the school because there is nothing in this school that is worthy of me. Something about the student council room. And I don’t have to go to class, so it’s natural that you met me here today because something happened in this school that deserves my attention.”

Is that really the case again?But I don't care what happened in this school at all.Unless this mutation can make the math test a month later disappear.

What's more, could there be more abnormal factors than vampires, witches and werewolves in this school?

"But what does this have to do with me, Mr. President? I'm not a member of the student union, and I'm not as capable as Bai Anshun. I'm just an ordinary college student..."

"Hmph, you are quite self-aware at this time, but it is precisely because this incident is so common that it has not yet reached a situation that requires the intervention of the student council, so the president wants to hear the opinions of you common people."

Du Juan's tone seemed to be that she was not the president of the student council but an emperor visiting in private.

"Thank you Lord Ron, Your Majesty is wise."

"Don't play tricks!"

Du Juan poked my back with the tip of the umbrella that he carried with him in a rather sullen manner. I don't know if it was the ability of the umbrella or my illusion. I felt a chill behind me.

"However, if this incident is not at the level of the student union, Master Du Juan can completely let it go...just like..." Shang Qianhua did.

It's so dangerous, I almost said it out.

"That's true, although the incident itself is not worth mentioning, but..." At this point, Du Juan hesitated to speak, and then frowned.

"Isn't it wrong that the student council wants to listen to the opinions of the students? Or do you have any dissatisfaction with the student council?"

I quickly waved my hands. Rather than saying that I was dissatisfied with the student union for listening to the opinions of the students, it is better to say that I do not believe that the "student union that never listens to the opinions of the students" will suddenly change.

"If you are not dissatisfied, just continue to listen to me obediently..."

Du Juan seemed impatient to continue chatting with me, and started to get down to business.

"You know, right? There are a lot of feeding points for stray animals in the school. What do you think of those?"

Um?How could it be such a question that has nothing to do with the student union.But since I asked, and it's not tricky, I'll answer truthfully:

"Isn't it great? With these feeding points, the stray cats in the school will have something to eat. This will also add a bit of humanity to the school, won't it?"

"So you all think so? This will be troublesome..." Du Juan put his hand on his lips, bowed his head and said to himself.

"What do you think will happen if the school wants to remove these feeding sites?"

For people like me who just like cats, if the feeding point is removed, there may not be a big rebound.However, I can understand why Du Juan should be cautious about this kind of thing. After all, there are some people in society who are very enthusiastic about animal protection.

"This is not good. After all, it has been set up for such a long time. If it is not because of funding problems, it would be too inhumane to withdraw suddenly."

"It's not a financial problem," Du Juan interrupted me. "It was impossible for the student union to buy food for stray animals, but now there is a problem with these feeding points. Besides, you would think that it was canceled on this matter." Feeding is inhumane, even in a society that can’t even support humans, it’s still inhumane to call it inhumane to cancel the supply of food to stray animals?”

Is there really something abnormal about Du Juan today, because she, who has always been convincing people with fallacies, actually said such righteous words, or is it that I have habitually followed her paradoxical thinking?

However, there is a problem with these feeding points themselves?Is it because the cats and dogs finally brought the protracted war between the two planets to the campus for food and territory?

"On the contrary, this incident unexpectedly made the cats and dogs you mentioned join forces."

"How is that possible?" I almost blurted out.

"Recently, someone adulterated the food at the feeding point with narcotics, and then took the anesthetized cats and dogs away when no one was around."

Well?I have a bad feeling, could it be...

"That's right, after that, those cats and dogs were tortured and killed in various cruel ways, and the bodies were packed in transparent plastic bags and thrown around the school."

"Mmm..."

The appearance of the chubby shamisen being tortured and killed just now flashed in my mind. For some reason, this image reminded me of the scene of Shang Qianhua's car accident, and I couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart.

"However, if it's just like this, the student union won't take care of it. Because after all, those feeding points are not under the jurisdiction of the student union, but the president of the environmental protection association in the club, so they naturally want to I am responsible for this incident..." Du Juan didn't notice the abnormal expression on my face, and continued to talk, "However, recently, it happened that the orcs were negotiating in this school as a neutral zone, and the president of the Environmental Protection Association It seems that I have some prestige among the orcs. So I used the opportunity of the orcs to negotiate here to put pressure on the school."

"That's really troublesome~" I looked at Du Juan, who rarely showed annoyed expression, and said casually, "But, even I can't solve such a thing. Besides, cat abusers or something doesn't sound like it would be good for humans. Is it too safe?"

Du Juan seemed a little surprised when he heard what I said, curled his lips and said, "I thought you, the nosy king, would rush to the front when you heard such things. But you are right, if you can treat cats and If the dog does it, then the bugs must be nothing to worry about, it is still too dangerous for you. Although, if you die, I will not lose anything, but I am already so busy now, I don't want to deal with it at all. Announcing your death took unnecessary effort."

Ugh, merciless contempt indeed.But compared to getting away, self-esteem and so on can be sold at a low price of 43 yuan a catty.

"However, if it was your student council, how would you handle this?"

I thought about it from the perspective of a normal student union, and then said a little unconfidently: "At least, we must first find out who the murderer is?"

"And then?" Du Juan raised his eyebrows.

"Then?" I didn't expect this thing to happen. Then, will the murderer continue to commit crimes deliberately after being caught?

"You don't think that as long as you criticize a few words and threaten to publish his information on the Internet, he will definitely stop?"

"No...isn't it?" Does anyone not repent in this situation?

"Are you an idiot? This possibility is very high~" Although Du Juan has been scolding me all the time, the expression on her face now tells me that she is really doubting my IQ now. "It is said in this school that abuse is prohibited. Is there such a rule for animals?"

Since Du Juan, who has been in this school much longer than me, asked this question, of course he didn't have it, so I nodded knowingly.

"Then, does this country have laws against cruelty to animals?"

The laws of this country have not been perfected to the same extent as that of the United States. Naturally, there is no content like this?

"Then, why did the murderer admit his mistake? Or how can you identify him as the murderer? Maybe you are the one who prevents others from exercising their right to abuse freely."

Although this is the case in theory, will there really be people whose thoughts are alienated to this extent?

Seeing my brows gradually wrinkle, Du Juan's tone became cheerful instead: "You don't have the ability to solve this problem, I just wanted to ask you if you saw any suspicious people in school recently."

"Suspicious person?"

I instinctively wanted to say how could there be suspicious people in such a peaceful campus, and the absolutely suspicious man I met just before entering the teaching building flashed through my mind.

"There are indeed suspicious people!" I said in a mysterious way, "and I just fought against each other."

This is not a lie, although I haven't even touched a single hair of his.

"Oh? You...?" Du Juan's face was full of sarcasm and interest, "What kind of weak sadist can let you stand here unscathed after fighting you?"

So in Du Juan's eyes, am I the kind of person who is inferior to ordinary humans?I'm a little angry, but I'm more fortunate, after all, I'm not as bad as Du Juan imagined, so it's a reservation, right?

"No, it's a tall boy... No, he might not be a student, because he has dyed gray hair, and I haven't seen him in school before... Huh?"

My narration was interrupted by Du Juan's belly laugh. Du Juan gently took out a piece of paper from the pocket of his embroidered shirt and handed it to me, but just as I was about to reach out to take it, Du Juan pulled it back.

I didn't see what that piece of paper was, but I clearly saw the person's name and photo.

Lin Lang, a somewhat awkward but common name.

"He is?" I should have thought that such a strange person must have something to do with senior sister, Du Juan, Bai Anshun and others, but if I asked senior sister, I would probably be molested, and if I asked Bai Anshun, I would be harassed by him The lesson of the fuss was over.

"Don't ask if you shouldn't. You just need to know that he is not a suspicious person. Of course, as a personal advice, I also suggest that you don't get too close to him, especially if you cherish your life now."

Du Juan's words are very chic, but to me this is completely a warning.It's a pity that since I entered C University, trouble always hits my coordinates exactly like a laser-guided missile.

Moreover, when it comes to suspicious people, what is the standard?Obviously you are also one of the very suspicious people in this academy, but you told me that another more suspicious person is not suspicious.This is as unreliable as a tainted witness who collaborated in a crime.

However, I have no intention of continuing to entangle.

"Student Council President, if there is nothing else, can you let me out first?"

I watched the data on the elevator panel slowly approaching the end of 666, and I always felt a little uneasy.

"Is there any dissatisfaction with being with me?" Du Juan's tone suddenly became sly.

"No, it's not. I just... still have homework to review. If I continue to be lazy, I will be in big trouble for the final exam."

"Oh~?" Du Juan's expression was a little suspicious, "That woman is really willing to let you waste time on these mortal things..."

Yeah, I'm mortal, and it's natural to waste time on such annoying things.Master Du Juan, please let me go if you are so kind.

"However, doesn't Du Juan need to take the final exam?" The question that came out accidentally made me look at Du Juan with some humility. After all, she said before that she didn't even have time for class. If the actual situation is that her grades are poor or something, With Du Juan's character, it is simply unimaginable.

However, Du Juan nodded, "I'm going to take the exam. Although it's just a formality, at least I have to do my job well as the student council president."

Uh, but obviously I said before that I don't have time to go to class...

"A class is a class, and an exam is an exam. There is no existing teacher on this campus who can surpass me in the majors I have studied. However, it does not mean that my level will always be maintained at this level, isn't it? So , the exam is still necessary, but it’s okay to listen to the lectures of those mischievous children..."

It seemed that I had learned some great information by accident, but because I really didn't want to face that reality, I decided not to understand the meaning of Du Juan's words just now.

"It's a good reward for forcing you in today. Although you ordinary people have such an obligation to our student union, I don't want that woman to come to trouble because of you in the future. Therefore, I will tell you a special one who can survive the end of the semester." method of the test."

My ears instantly pricked up like a cat hearing the sound of feeding.

"Ask Shan Shangchuan..."

"what?"

"Go and ask Shan Shangchuan about the exam questions at the end of this semester."

Du Juan made it very clear this time, but I still don't understand.

"You mean, does Shan Shangchuan know the final exam questions?"

Du Juan said something familiar to me while pressing the door open button of the elevator: "The water control system knows what it can see."