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Awful……

If any enigmatic white and cute creature appeared in front of me and offered to grant any one of my wishes, I would definitely promise to make physical education classes disappear from college education-even if it was in exchange for my soul.

"Hey! Over there, don't be lazy, if you stop, I will hit you!"

From a distance came vicious curses that didn't match the girl's voice, and my feet, which had already felt dark in front of me, went limp and knelt on the ground.

It's really embarrassing, but in the face of the crisis of life and death, face is nothing. I'm not the kind of person who would give up my life for the sake of face.

Dimly, he felt that his body was directly lifted by someone, and when he opened his eyes, he suddenly found that he was actually carried by Bai Anshun on his shoulders.Although this posture made me a little embarrassed, I was powerless to resist now, and Bai Anshun didn't let me down until he brought me to the auditorium.

"Then I will continue to take the test..."

Although Bai Anshun looked worried, but because of the "instructor" face, he had to go back to the track to continue the physical examination.

That's right, what's going on now is the same as the pre-class test for Bai Anshun's martial arts stick at the beginning of last semester.However, because the assessment content at the end of this semester is a long-distance running, the pre-class test has also been replaced by a long-distance running-if you can run for 40 minutes non-stop, you can skip the physical examination at the end of the semester... And this You can skip physical education for a semester.Originally, this was only supposed to be a fast track for those elites, but Teacher Gou Ye decided to make it mandatory for everyone to participate this year.

"You really are out of shape..."

It was still dark in front of my eyes, but judging from the sound, it should be the examiner who is right—the twins of ice and fire, the double spiral of contradictions, the only natural element mage in C University... one of them, Senior Que Huoyan, is at this moment standing in front of me.

Not allowing me to answer, she stuffed a can of cold yogurt into my hand, and almost dropped it on the ground because my fingers couldn't handle it.Swallowing the yogurt like a hungry wolf, the pain in his body gradually disappeared, but the cold still lingered on his body like a curse.

Originally, it was unreasonable to arrange a long-distance running test in this kind of weather that is not yet warm, and today's Que Huoyan seemed abnormal for some reason... How should I put it, irritable?

"I said you...although you are a boy and a young man, but... you should be a little more restrained, okay? You and Bai Anshun..."

While I was putting on my coat, I heard Que Huoyan teasing from the side.

"Wait...wait a minute, what kind of misunderstanding is this? I have nothing with that guy, we just live in the same dormitory!"

"Live in the same...dorm~?"

Please remove it, as well as the ambiguous pause.

"There are such rumors on the Internet that a certain item on the first floor of the boys' dormitory No. [-]..."

"No, that's fake..."

I answered categorically, I not only know how the rumor came about but also who spread the rumor.

"Even with the power of rumors, don't try to distort the pure friendship between me and Bai Anshun!"

"Um?"

Ah, I accidentally said what I was thinking.

"It's nothing, I was thinking... Bai Anshun is really amazing."

Bai Anshun, who just ran again from the auditorium, has insisted on running for 35 minutes. At least half of the people in the class have given up, and the other half can't finish running according to the prescribed speed. Travel at a constant speed on the runway slightly faster than the prescribed speed.

"Why do I have to be bound to that cold, half-witted magician who doesn't understand any manners at all? When and where did you instill this kind of fallacy in you? Be careful of being treated as a cult member." ~!"

Que Huoyan looked unusually angry, her protruding mouth was almost touching my nose, which made me a little uncomfortable... Although she was a senior, the faces of the Que sisters looked younger than me.

However, everyone should think that Que Huoyan and Que Shuimiao are an inseparable pair, right?

"We broke up~"

Que Huoyan moved away from me a little bit, with his hands on his hips, and he still had a reluctant expression on his face.

"what?"

As if the perfect balance in my mind was broken, as if I suddenly realized that the earth is not round, I looked at Que Huoyan in surprise and hoped that I had heard it wrong, but Que Huoyan added it again.

"We broke up...!"

I am very sure, sure and sure I heard Que Huoyan say that.

"Why? How come? Aren't you twins? And in the setting... no, the attributes are so complementary."

"But it's not necessary." Que Huoyan interrupted my explanation, "I can live well without that guy~"

I said, this is a standard Tsundere template.

"Not at all gentle, not considerate, not respectful to me as an older sister, not academically motivated, although she and I complement each other... But in fact, they are incompatible..."

"But even so..."

Just when I was about to ask, a voice like Kagura suddenly sounded. Ever since I practiced secretly with Ye Cheng, I have also begun to be sensitive to those seemingly mysterious and religious symbols in my life ,but……

"Ah, sorry, text message."

Que Huoyan took out his mobile phone from the pocket of his sports trousers, and the following picture made me suddenly understand the reason why the twins broke up.

At the moment when he saw the text message, Que Huoyan's slightly surprised and then joyful smile turned into an idiot-like smile after the content of the text message unfolded. Emoticons!

"Well, although I shouldn't ask that, but... Could it be that he is a boyfriend?"

"Well..." Que Huoyan seemed to be immersed in the text message and casually agreed, "No, no, no! No! What kind of boyfriend, how could I date this kind of guy~ And this is just a game, and I won't really……"

The word "lie" was as suspicious as it was written on Que Huoyan's face. I stretched out my finger and pointed behind her and said, "Ah, your sister..."

"Eh?"

Que Huoyan turned around abruptly, but I snatched the phone away.

As expected, the interface of the phone is not a text message, but the protagonist of my investigation these days - the interface of a mobile application called "School Idol".

School idol, whether it is a software or a game, in short, this is the content shown in the address that Shan Shangchuan extracted from the video before.The reason why everyone sees the address is different, because that page will launch school idols with different content for different people-everyone can download the non-existent person they saw in the video to their mobile phones middle.

The size of the app is not large, but the content is as surprising as ever: players can send text messages to their school idols through the app, and the idols will reply according to the content. Different idols have completely different reactions. It is completely impossible to judge whether the end of the mobile phone is a real person or an AI.

"What are you doing, return Ajie to me~"

Ajie... It turns out that these school idols still have their own names. Before I could realize it, my phone was snatched back and I held it in my hand like a treasure.

"I said, this is not good..."

I watched Que Huoyan carefully put the phone back in his pocket.

"Let's say, Senior Huo Yan knows some inside information, right? But I'm taking the lead in playing such a game..."

And so obsessed.

"Is it really good?"

"What's this~? It's just a game~"

Que Huoyan pursed her lips like an awkward junior high school girl. If she wasn't as determined as me, ordinary male college students wouldn't be able to hold her back, right?

"However, that is a game of unknown origin. It was downloaded from the address extracted from that unknown video, right?"

Here I want to explain that Shan Shangchuan and I will never spread this address. The solution we discussed before is to report this news to the network center immediately after school starts to remove the hacked server.

However, just one day before the start of school, the current head of the Computer Society of C University discovered this wonderful video, and out of curiosity, he disclosed the method of extracting the URL in the video.

"Just replace the last few digits of the website with your student number, and remember to be on your phone when you open the website."

The head of the Accounting Association irresponsibly posted such a post on social networks, so the School Idol app began to spread among the students.

"I don't care where this app came from. It's fun anyway~ As for the pursuit of this matter, it's the people in your sandbox. Although I can be considered an insider, at most I'm an insider. I'm not obligated to do anything~"

It turns out that the twins of ice and fire exist with this identity?I silently keep it in my heart, but this is really an irresponsible statement.

"Although that is the case, it may not be AI at all~ After all, if you can even pass the Turing test, it is very likely that there is a real person replying to your text message." I paused and observed carefully. Looking at Que Huoyan's face, he continued, "It's also possible that the text message is an uncle who looks sorry, wears sloppy clothes, doesn't speak at all, and also sends love text messages to N people at the same time~"

Que Huoyan's eyes darkened slightly, but he quickly said easily, "I know~"

"Eh?"

"I still know about this kind of thing, but...the Internet..." Que Huoyan scratched his head, "What is the Internet in Luo Haofeng's opinion?"

"Isn't the Internet just a tool for communication and connection?"

"Tut tsk tsk~" Que Huoyan waved his fingers, "That's not it~"

"It's true that the Internet is used for communication, but the real charm is its communication efficiency."

That's right, I also admit this point, the network is the most efficient communication tool invented by human beings in history.

"The Internet is one of the least communicative inventions in human history."

"what?"

Que Huoyan said something completely contrary to my thoughts with a confident posture.

"Ajie and I have been texting for almost a week, but I don't know anything about Ajie's specific identity."

This is simply because Senpai is an idiot...

"It's not because I don't want to know, but I don't want to know. Of course, the situation you mentioned is also possible, but as long as I don't ask, Ajie is Ajie, definitely not a middle-aged man with no taste Uncle."

"Eh?"

I always feel that there is confusion somewhere in the logic.

"That is to say, as long as I enjoy communicating through the screen like this every day~ Why should I care who is behind the screen? The person who sings well on the Internet may be an awesome-looking person in reality. A person with a ruler, an Internet star who is very aura on the Internet, may be a person with low self-esteem who can't even speak. Whether it is a school idol or a virtual boyfriend, if you don't know him in reality, you will be on the Internet. Friends who are quite "acquainted" are good, aren't they all in this relationship? Because they can provide what each other needs in a certain aspect, then it's good to only provide this part. Under the selective and inefficient communication mode of the Internet , everyone can be perfect.”

"But... isn't this just to satisfy my own vanity?"

When Que Huoyan heard my rhetorical question, he immediately pursed his mouth, and flicked it between my foreheads. Even though it was only light, it made me firmly nailed to the chair.

"You are really stupid~ I am for everyone, and everyone is for me, isn't it the spirit of the Internet?"

Eh?Why is this mentioned here.

"That is to say, the Ajie I met on the Internet through the mobile phone is a perfect person, which is caused by information asymmetry. But also, because of the information asymmetry, I am also Perfect."

It turns out that I lied to everyone, did everyone lie to me...

"I've said it all, it's not that kind of meaning, it's just that the Internet allows us to identify with each other's most needed parts. But this does not mean that I have to accept the remaining shortcomings. It's like the current social network or something. Fragmenting the time of human beings, but in fact, can't it be fragmented in terms of personality, function, and taste?"

I tried to picture myself split into countless different types in my mind, but when it comes to fragmentation, it still reminds me of the scene where I was almost torn to pieces by a group of beasts at the step dance at the end of last year.

"Although I still don't quite understand it, but I understand it roughly... You can't argue with your sister because of such a reason."

"That's because she's annoying..."

Que Huoyan simply jumped up the steps of the stands and sat next to me.

"Does Luo Haofeng have brothers and sisters at home?"

"No……"

"Did you have a girlfriend in high school?"

Although I was very concerned about why I didn't ask the university, I shook my head honestly.

"So Luo Haofeng doesn't understand the convenience of the online world, whether it's interpersonal relationships or things he is interested in, because they are all coming and going as soon as they are called, even if they are very close friends. Maybe it disappeared because the enthusiasm gradually faded away.”

It is because of this that online dating is called unreliable~

"Although online dating is unreliable, the process is very intoxicating, isn't it?"

Having said that, Que Huoyan showed a very happy smile, but if Ajie in her mobile phone heard this—if Ajie is really human, then he must be very sad.