conspiracy news agency

A witch who turns right and wrong, a heresy whose strength is unknown, the target of the student union's crusade - the president of C University News Agency, a second-year student majoring in journalism and communication, Tian Yu.

I silently clicked the right mouse button on the person in front of me and chose to view detailed attributes. I typed the word "Queen" in addition to the attributes automatically described by the system.

I'm a beginner in this surreal 3D online game called "The World".If possible, the thing I want to do most now is to go to the square in front of the cafeteria to refresh the screen like this:

"It's the first time for a newcomer to go online, and ask how to log out..."

The thing is like this, when you think that you no longer have any expectations for the world you have lived in for 18 years, you will no longer fantasize about the admission notice of the magic school, and you are willing to be a passerby in a realistic novel, but When he suddenly discovered that the world he was in was actually a world with magic and swords, werewolves and vampires.

The first thing you do is definitely not to show excited eyes like a sophomore boy, but to look at everything around you in horror and caution like me.

Generally speaking, the degree of surprise is like in a tower defense game, where the strongest attack unit has been set up everywhere, but suddenly in the headquarters, the ground under his feet is shaking faintly.

This world, like countless novels, animations, and movies, is full of strange powers and gods.Moreover, I heard this fact from the mouth of my best friend who I have known for about 15 years——Bai Anshun, the half-human wolf.

Isn't this like the humble gentleman who has been following the protagonist's team and has no attack power suddenly turned into the final boss who can transform into three stages?Although he is still Bai Anshun in essence, once he realizes the disparity in power, let alone living in the same house, even walking side by side will feel that his own existence is greatly threatened.

So, risking my entire family, I moved overnight to a small hotel off campus.

Although I am really sorry for Bai Anshun, please forgive me with a demeanor that matches your ability.At least please understand my feeling of being betrayed by an "important person" who is more than friendship.

"Could it be? Did you argue with your boyfriend?"

Tian Yu, who seemed to see through my thoughts, deliberately put the accent on the word "male".Although I should stay away from this woman and this club after listening to Bai Anshun's warning, when I saw the picture of me and her "artificial respiration" appearing in the MMS message with "6:30 tonight for the regular meeting" "After the information, I still made a judgment that I couldn't refuse.

If those titles about this woman relayed by Bai Anshun don't make sense to me.

Then the danger I feel must come from the fact that she is sitting on the top of an indoor illegal building called the "King's Seat", which is built with tables and chairs based on a three-by-three desk. Performing unknown dangerous movements similar to yoga.

"I've said it all, I'm not interested in that! What's more, who would be angry because of that kind of person!" I shouted loudly, hoping that the vibration of the sound wave could cause the delicately balanced tables and chairs to scatter. Come.

However, the tower of tables and chairs just shook slightly and jumped from one unscientific balance to another unscientific balance.Tian Yu, on the other hand, sat on the leg of a chair as if nothing had happened, with an independent movement similar to that of a golden rooster.

"Oh, is that so? That's good." Because Tian Yu occupied the physical high point, no matter from which angle he looked at it, he looked full of contempt, "Otherwise, I won't allow the protagonist's sad welcome party. ~"

Welcome party?It turns out that there is such a normal thing as a welcome meeting in this weird society?

"Not only that, but I also specially ordered a cake."

Naively, at this moment, I still had such a shock in my heart.

"Of course, after all, you are now an important third of the news agency."

God knows how relieved it is for me, who has been belittled by others these days, to suddenly hear that my front is called important.However, it didn't take long for me to realize what was wrong.

"Three...one third?" I had a bad feeling.

"That's right, from today onwards, you are Labmem No.003! Oh hahahaha~" As Tian Yu imitated the mad scientist's laughter, the dangerous tower began to swing in an impossible range.

Suddenly, as if the correcting power of nature surpassed the magic entangled in the evil tower, the tables and chairs began to collapse.

"Ah~" Tian Yu let out a small exclamation, taking advantage of the tall tower that was about to fall to one side, and fell backward like a ballet.

The aching arms and the memory of the scars from that incident resisted my instinct to step forward to catch Tian Yu.But at this moment, Tian Yu's body bent enough to pick up a white weapon from the top of the cabinet, and then he took a leap of faith when the dangerous building fell down, and finally hit the white weapon on my face .

I opened my eyes reluctantly, and saw Tian Yu's appearance with his hands raised after landing perfectly from the white cream, and seemed to hear the cheers of the audience.

"Coconut-flavored~" Tian Yu stroked my creamy face with his fingers, and sucked it in his mouth.

I licked the cream next to my mouth with my tongue and nodded in agreement.

Still, I always feel like I'm missing something because of the over-the-top action and the literal sugar-coating.

"003?" I had a bad feeling, if I didn't guess wrong.

"That's right, so far, there are only three people who can attend the regular meeting of the news agency, including you."

As if giving an acceptance speech for the gymnastics action just now, Tian Yu proudly said such shameful words in front of the camera that did not exist on my shoulders.Moreover, if Shan Shangchuan-senpai doesn't attend the regular meeting of the three of them, what's the point?It can't be solved on the phone.

"But, I remember that the minimum standard for establishing a club is ten people?" I randomly grabbed a piece of paper from the table and asked while wiping the cream on my face. An illegal club assembled by a certain female high school student god to satisfy her own delusions.

"There are more than 500 club members in total, so it is no problem to deal with the student union and social association. If you only look at the number of people, the journalism society may be the largest club in the school, but in fact... ..." Tian Yu showed a strange smile, "There are not many powers that can be used in non-emergency situations."

In order to avoid Tian Yu playing a slide show like "Battle Strategy Against Angels" from the computer projection at the next moment, I decided to give up asking what an emergency is.

"Anyway, you don't need to worry about this kind of thing. Just leave it to me to deal with the social association." Tian Yu walked to the window, opened the window, and the evening wind and moonlight blew the curtains away. If senior sister grows two more cat ears, I can accept it with peace of mind and be moved by it.

However, the senior sister did not change in any way because of the moonlight.The wind blowing into the house blew up a piece of paper on the table, and evenly pasted it on my face.Because the cream on my face hadn't been cleaned off, the paper was stuck to my forehead, but the words on the paper caught my attention.

"Gauntlet?"

I took off the A4 printing paper, wiped off the cream on it, and read it carefully.

The words on the paper were not complicated, and no lost magic ciphertext was used.But this content coupled with very formal diplomatic rhetoric makes the paper look like it was taken from some fictional novel.

In general, this fact is written on it: the vice president of the student union applied for a duel with the president of the news agency on September [-]th three days later at the expense of the news agency's existence.The president of the news agency is Tian Yu-senpai who is doing warm-up exercises right in front of my eyes, that's right, but if I remember correctly... the vice president seems to be a certain Mr. Werewolf I know.

I suddenly remembered Bai Anshun's words when I insisted on escaping from the dormitory: "That's fine, just leave the things here to me, and I will let you return to the original world completely."

Is that what it meant?I looked at Tian Yu suspiciously. She was pretending to be ignorant and pressing her legs against the wall. Who knew that such a nonchalant expression and the actions she was making had already betrayed the psychology she was trying to hide.

"Well, don't you think I should explain it?" If it was me two days ago, seeing me with cream on my face and holding a [-]nd grade with oil stains in my hand to challenge faith and righteous words, I would definitely Laughed out loud.

"Ah~" Tian Yu glanced at me holding the challenge book from the corner of his eyes, "Don't worry about that, anyway, there will be one or two guys who are overwhelmed every semester..."

"This is my friend!" I cut off Tian Yu's voice trying to avoid the topic.

"Cut," for a moment I seemed to see a very scary expression on Tian Yu's beautiful cheeks, "Have you two not broken up yet?"

So, it's not that relationship between us.

"That's a matter between the two of us. Now I want to know why he would do this." As I said that, I shook the challenge letter in my hand again.

Tian Yu looked at me with a serious expression for a while, making sure that I would not back down, and then sighed.

"Did he really not tell you anything? Mr. Bai Anshun."

I thought of Bai Anshun who showed his original form under the moonlight, so it probably couldn't be regarded as saying nothing, but I just ran away unilaterally.

But, the truth is that I really know next to nothing except that the world is not as real as I thought it would be.

"Oh? So Bai Anshun is the type who makes the person he loves the most hate him before he dies?"

Please don't go on talking, if this goes on, I might really have unnecessary feelings for Bai Anshun.

"Actually, the matter is very simple. Bai Anshun approached me directly before, hoping that I could refuse you to join the club."

That's the way things are, but I know there must be a but.

"but?"

"However, after all, I also spent a lot of money with Ye Cheng to let you successfully join the club. So, if Bai Anshun can afford the ransom, I don't care at all."

Although this did not surprise me, I didn't realize until now that without my knowledge, I had completely become a commodity that the bourgeoisie resold.

"I'm just an ordinary person, right? Is it okay to open your mouth like a lion?" I think so because in my impression, the family property of Bai Anshun's family can basically be described as astronomical figures for ordinary people like me.

"No, I didn't ask for an excessive amount of money. After all, you are really just an ordinary person, and you are not really irreplaceable. Mr. Bai Anshun seems to care about you very much. Therefore, I only paid about three times s price."

Obviously, there is no lion to open his mouth, but the price is three times higher than the original price. I am secretly weighing whether Ye Cheng or Tian Yu is more profiteer.Three times, though... how much is that?

"About five digits." Tian Yu's smile is as innocent as a child picking up candy, but isn't this candy too big?

However, my intuition is that this price should still be within Bai Anshun's range.

Tian Yu nodded in affirmation: "So, when we had already decided to make a deal, we discovered the problem."

"question?"

"Well, because the application for joining the club has already been submitted to the association. Therefore, I cannot remove you from the list of members before the official approval." The senior sister smiled mischievously, "But because the other party offered you The contract doesn't mention when you will be eliminated. Therefore, I will accept all the other party's cash."

Isn't this considered commercial fraud?Now I can somewhat understand Bai Anshun's mood.

"So, is there a duel?" I still don't quite understand, "But, is this something that can be solved by force?"

"Up to the above, although the behavior is a bit exaggerated, it is still the world you know. The next thing, if you guessed correctly, should be a world that ordinary people have never known. Therefore, I must first confirm A little." Tian Yu suddenly looked at me seriously, which made me a little nervous, "Do you really love Bai Anshun?"

"So, the two of us don't have that kind of relationship. Although it's not an ordinary friend relationship, it's just a little better than ordinary friends, not to that extent!"

I really don't want to explain any more about this.

"Oh~ But don't all the friendships above the love that are not enough end up getting married?"

Although Tian Yu looked a bit disappointed, I could swear she was smiling.

"Please... don't change the subject."

"This is not to change the subject~" Tian Yu turned his gaze out of the window, looking at the building to which the student union belongs in the distance, "I want to determine how much the following facts will hurt you."

It doesn't matter whether it hurts or not. It doesn't matter to people whose outlook on life and the world have been subverted within two days, and now they even lose their sexual orientation.

"Then...you listen carefully." Tian Yu took a deep breath as if he was about to announce the human moon landing plan, "If you guessed right, Bai Anshun is not human."

Hearing this sentence, I took a deep breath instead. After all, no matter how big a blow it was, it was already over for me, and now hearing it from Tian Yu's mouth is just another confirmation.It's like waking up to find myself lying on a restrained chair, looking at a weird puppet saying "Let's Playa Game" to myself in surprise, but soon found that the next plot and the movie I watched were different. The same, it is not the annoying and reassuring feeling that the new work debuts.

So when I saw Tian Yu's expression expecting my surprised reaction, I felt it was time for me to fight back.

"I know. Also, I know he's a half werewolf."

The effect of this sentence was exactly as I expected. The surprised expression that should have appeared on my face now appeared on Tian Yu's face, although it was only for a moment.

"Damn it, that guy really loves you, even your first time."

uh, first time or something...

Tian Yu sighed in disappointment, and continued: "Although it's a pity that I didn't see you jumping from the second floor in fright and getting hurt, but it saved me a lot of trouble."

Even if it was the first time I heard about it, I wouldn't be so scared to jump off the second floor.

"Because it was impossible to 'rescue' you from the news agency within the scheduled time. Therefore, Bai Anshun thought of another way."

Is this a duel?But this does not conform to the rules of the normal world.

"As long as the president disappears before the club recruits and registers, the club will be automatically disbanded." Tian Yu calmly said something that sounded very dangerous.

"Disappear...what do you mean?" I asked curiously.

"It literally means that if you can't find the president, you can only disband. And this duel, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is at the cost of life."

In the end, the senior sister still beat me by a horse.Although I already know that this world is not like the couch I imagined, I never thought that this world would be so bloody.

"That is to say, Bai Anshun hopes that I will resign as president within three days and disappear automatically, or that he will make me disappear physically after three days. The so-called physical disappearance may mean death. Uncertain. Once dead, there is no problem in disposing of it in any way. It is not a problem to obliterate a person's existence sociologically, as long as there is the support of the student union 'SU-'." Tian Yu said and pointed to the The seal of the C Student Union affixed to the challenge letter.

"Now you should realize how cruel this world is? Even if your bamboo horse may have been a murderer long ago, would you still love him?"

I shook my head, but I couldn't tell whether I wanted to explain that I didn't love him in the first place, or whether I wanted to deny the fact that Bai Anshun might be a murderer.

"However, you don't have to pay too much attention to it. Because this is a game among elites. Since ancient times, the elites in this world have used whoever kills ordinary people as the capital to show off. Human society, history, and civilization. The blood of human beings is always the best lubricant for development and evolution. And our so-called geniuses and elites are just inheriting the sins of previous generations of killers. In order to perpetuate the original sin of human beings, we We can only continue to fight. On the premise of not involving ordinary people as much as possible.”

Although I think there is something wrong, maybe it is because the lines spoken by the protagonist of the second disease are not suitable for a realistic waste like me, but because the senior sister's words are too complicated, I don't know where to refute. .

"But...Bai Anshun is a werewolf..." I don't know why, but I finally said this sentence.

Tian Yu examined his face very closely with great interest, stared at me carefully for a while, and smiled a bit slyly.

"Are you worried that I will lose?"

I froze for a moment, and thought for a while following the scene of the protagonist being eaten by a monster in a horror movie, but I couldn't replace the characters in it with Tian Yu and Bai Anshun.

"The kings of human beings have been human beings since ancient times, and human beings are not allowed to be ruled by non-human beings." The next moment, the senior sister showed her signature slightly scary smile, "Besides, I am the strongest."

Soon, I discovered that my assumptions had been wrong.If Tian Yu and Bai Anshun are applied to the CULT movie, and Bai Anshun is the party who is tortured and killed with a whip by the queen in a revealing leather suit, the sense of the picture will be much stronger.

However, this is even worse for me, after all, Bai Anshun is my good friend for many years.So, my only option is to prevent this war from happening.

"This challenge is stamped with the seal of the student council, so you are obliged to challenge it, right?"

Tian Yu nodded.

"That is to say, if you don't have the support of the student union, you can completely ignore Bai Anshun's words."

Tian Yu frowned, thought for a while, and said, "It's possible, because Bai Anshun is a member of the student union. If that Bitch doesn't support him, I don't think Mr. Bai Anshun dares to resist. After all, The vice president of the student council is nothing more than that woman's lackey."

Speaking of the student council president, Tian Yu even changed his tone unconsciously.Even if I don't know the inside story at all, I can hear the smell of gunpowder inside.

"Ah, by the way, so there is such a method~" Tian Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he licked his lips as if he saw the coconut cake before on my face.

"The reason why you asked me those two questions just now is to make the student union give up its support for Mr. Bai Anshun, right?" Tian Yu's overflowing joy made me feel infinite fear, maybe even Tian Yu and Bai Anshun could be saved from The third way to die is to pay the price of my death.

"Then you go and try it," Tian Yu finally issued the first president's order, "try to make that woman change her mind."

Because Tian Yu's expression was really strange, I had to raise my concerns about my life.

"Although that woman is indeed not a role you can deal with, I can guarantee that that bitch will never hurt you, especially if it is on the side of the student union. If you use an analogy, in the eyes of that woman A person as ordinary as you who can’t be more ordinary is probably like a cockroach passing by occasionally. Although weak but disgusting enough. If you hurt you on her territory, it’s like stepping on her beloved shoes The feeling of having a cockroach is right. So she will never shoot you..."

I have to say that this is a metaphor that is both reassuring and sad.Although I really want to know what kind of image I am in Tian Yu's eyes, I probably already know myself when I see Tian Yu's expression when he speaks.

"In other words, if I go directly to the student council president, will there be a chance to terminate this duel?"

Tian Yu thought for a while: "Probably no chance, I just want you to harass that woman~"

Sure enough, I couldn't believe anything the woman in front of me said.Now I'm starting to regret not having a good talk with Bai Anshun.

It turned out that although it was a regular meeting, in the end I didn't know what the daily work of the news agency was.Could it be that this news agency has no so-called daily work at all?Tian Yu smiled mysteriously.

"I'll tell you when you really join the club~"

If I fail... bastard, Bai Anshun, you must win! !