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"It's rare that everyone is here, is there anyone who wants to take a gamble?"

Unwilling to give up, I still sent out a plea for help to my head teacher Ye Cheng yesterday afternoon, but the result in exchange was that Ye Cheng used my friend's life and death battle as a bargaining chip in front of me to open a handicap.

I still clearly remember that he taught me with a serious face in the office yesterday that it was not a matter of money or not, but a matter of principle.

"No, money is a necessary condition for miracles. In the final analysis, money is the abstract embodiment of indiscriminate human labor. In other words, it is the life and origin of human beings. Because human beings are a race with infinite possibilities, and money is the driving force. The price of this possibility. If you have money, you can do all the things that humans can do today. If you have money, you can do things that humans cannot do today, and you can borrow money from past humans and future humans. There is With money, I’m a magician who can trigger any miracle. On the contrary, without money, I’m just an ordinary human sitting in front of you.”

At this moment, Ye Cheng, who put away his aloof teacher attitude, was like a big rat stealing lamp oil, inviting people present to gamble.

Thankfully, not many people paid him any heed.I didn't tell too many people about this duel, but there were still people I didn't know very well among the crowd watching.

The most eye-catching, of course, is the pair of twins in sportswear.

The reason why they are eye-catching is not because the two people are like CP in red and blue sportswear and sports shorts.Nor is it because the two display an aesthetic that is perfectly balanced like a scale.Instead, their petite bodies are overloaded with heavy loads that even I can't lift.

A long weapon made of ash wood, scientifically known as a martial arts stick or ash rod, is about 2 meters in length.After industrial production, the word "promise" can naturally be omitted.Thick bottom, thin top, natural growth, polished and polished, smooth surface, not hurting hands, elastic, not easy to break.

This is the change I got with a semester of work-study program after begging Ye Cheng hard:

The venue of the duel was changed from the multi-purpose hall, which is beneficial to the student union, to the playground, and the weapons for the two-person duel were limited to this wooden weapon used to play Tai Chi sticks.

However, when you see the sweatpants sisters carrying martial arts sticks in that way.I just realized that in a duel between masters, even noodles can kill people.

In other words, although the weight of such things as ash rods is not very heavy, only about 3 catties.However, I still don't think that with the thin bodies of the twin sisters, it is possible to carry a bundle of about 100 or so ash poles on one shoulder.

So, when the twin sisters smashed the two bundles of martial arts sticks to the ground with a smile, I felt it was a mistake to witness the duel myself.Perhaps it is more in line with my personality to wait obediently in the dormitory for the notification that so-and-so died in battle.

There was a vibration in my pocket. I took out my phone and glanced at it. It was an MMS message from Shan Shangchuan who was standing not far behind me and silently looking over here.

Inside is the personal information of the twin sisters. Leaving aside those complex vocabulary like game settings, in simple terms, the younger sister in blue sportswear is called Que Shuimiao, and the older sister in red sportswear is called Que Huoyan.Although they are both students, they are both famous for their outstanding sports performance, and now they are teaching assistants in the school's sports team.

"Listen, although it is a duel approved by the student union, as long as you use the playground, you must follow the rules of our sports team. First of all, please be sure not to use SU-level and above destructive moves, otherwise please compensate the playground. Maintenance costs. Secondly, in order not to affect the departmental basketball game in the afternoon, please do not use the timeline operation and other abilities that may cause the duel to be prolonged. Finally, for the convenience of cleaning, do not use the one-time formation formula.”

I really don't want to delve into the meaning of what Que Huoyan said, because I think it must be something that I can't understand in my lifetime with my level of understanding.

Both sides of the duel have already stood in their respective positions. Compared with Senior Tian Yu's refreshing and free and easy, today's Bai Anshun seems to be a bit cramped.

It's probably like the feeling of nervousness and excitement when I participated in an English speech contest in junior high school.If he showed his ears and tail now, I think he would be unstoppably furry like a small animal.

If it weren't for the current situation, I would really have the nature to visit it.

However, the fact is that, as senior sister Tian Yu is like Bai Anshun, Ye Cheng is like Du Juan said, as an ordinary person, I am powerless to stop the war in front of me, even if the origin of this battle comes from me.

Que Shuimiao placed a total of [-] martial arts sticks from the equipment room on both sides of the basketball field, then wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead with his wrist, and added in a healthy voice: "Weapons are martial arts sticks." That’s right, but it’s not mandatory, you can also choose to fight empty-handed. The supply of martial arts sticks is limited to the part we’ve delivered, please try to consider reusing them, right?”

Bai Anshun nodded seriously at Que Shuimiao, while Senior Tian Yu smiled at me indifferently and tied her hair with a hair tie.

Speaking of which, Senior Sister Tian Yu is wearing the beige dress she wore when she first met me today.Compared with Bai Anshun's sportswear, Tian Yu's attire just doesn't fit the feeling of a duel.

However, because of this, and because she is Tian Yu, maybe it is even more terrifying.

The two took their positions, standing on both sides of the middle circle of the basketball court, with hundreds of martial arts sticks behind them, holding one in each hand, waiting for the referee to give orders.

Que Huoyan raised his voice and raised his right hand, announcing like an ancient referee: "Then, under the witness of the student union and the sports team, let's just—"

"Start~" It was Que Shuimiao who gave the last order.

The moment her voice reached my ears, I tried to maximize the dynamic vision of my eyes.At this moment, what I see is:

Que Huoyan was tripped by Que Shuimiao with a mischievous smile, and his body was falling to the ground at an angular velocity of 180° per second.

Bai Anshun used his heel to hook a martial arts stick behind him, and the martial arts stick was flying towards his left hand that was thrown back at a speed of 20 meters per second.

Tian Yu was using his left hand to calmly shake his tidy hair behind him, without looking at Bai Anshun at all.

Then, when Bai Anshun rushed towards Tian Yu in the posture of "two brushes", my dynamic vision was completely exhausted.Therefore, I can't judge what happened between the two frames when Bai Anshun rushed to Tian Yu like a bullet, and flew out like a pebble in water.

If the world I live in is an animation, then the production team must be poor and crazy.Not only have I been fooled for so long with all kinds of static dialogues, but now I finally have a battle scene but cut corners and the number of frames is insufficient.

At this moment, a hand was placed on my shoulder, I looked back and found it was Ye Cheng, "Try this."

Ye Cheng took off his gold-rimmed glasses and put them on my head.I squinted my eyes and looked forward. I thought it would be blurry because of the degree, but I found that it was actually a plain mirror.

"Try to concentrate~" Ye Cheng whispered in my ear. Although I didn't have a good impression of him, I still followed his words and tried to activate my dynamic vision that hadn't been fully loaded yet.

The scenery in front of me suddenly faded at an extremely fast speed. In just a split second, I couldn't tell which of the twins who were fighting was Shui Miao and which was Huo Yan.However, at the cost of the faded colors, the speed of the entire world seems to me to slow down several times.

So when I looked away from the comically wrestling twins to the actual battle, I took a step back in horror.

Because, even in this case, the battle between Bai Anshun and Tian Yu can still be described as "inhuman".

Bai Anshun rushed to attack Senior Tian Yu's weak point with a martial arts stick at a fast speed, each time making the most sensible judgment on Tian Yu's current posture.In the eyes of ordinary people, every blow is defenseless, and every blow makes people exclaim dangerous

However, Tian Yu has never even scratched his clothes so far.

The senior didn't even make a large-scale dodge, but just used the smallest dodge or block to defend the moment she entered the attack range of Bai Anshun's weapon.As if it had been accurately calculated, he hit Bai Anshun's attack line with the most appropriate force, making it impossible for him to hit the part he originally wanted to attack smoothly and lose his center of gravity.

"You rely too much on your intuition~" Tian Yu said with a smile when he sideways avoided Bai Anshun's full attack again, "It is impossible for a dog without IQ to touch me."

As he spoke, he gently stretched out his feet from under the long skirt, and Bai Anshun, who couldn't stop because of his full-strength attack, was tripped hard and kept away from people's sight like a ball falling off the dining table.Cause a huge impact under the rim on the other side of the basketball court.

In this way, even people like me who have no fighting experience, or even ordinary fighting experience, can see it.Although Bai Anshun is slightly better in terms of strength, Tian Yu possesses overwhelming strength in terms of skills.

Just when I was worried about whether Bai Anshun could still stand up, a martial arts stick flew out of the smoke from Bai Anshun's fall.

Tian Yu subconsciously pushed away with the white stick in his hand, but changed the direction of action the moment he touched it, unnaturally turned twice in place and played two stick flowers.

Looking carefully, the martial arts stick flying from Bai Anshun's direction was stuck to the pole in Tian Yu's hand.Where it joins, there is a little bit of ice.

The smoke gradually dissipated, and besides Bai Anshun with a little blood on his forehead, there was a shorter figure appearing there.

"It's too much, sister, to be so cruel to my own sister. Don't blame me for being rude~"

Because of the glasses, I didn't see the color of the girl's sportswear, but judging by the tone.The one who was about to hold the martial arts stick was the younger sister of the twin sisters, Que Shuimiao, a melee warrior of water.

"I don't know who it is? I'm still playing pranks like a child when I'm so old. Let me, the older sister, re-educate your disobedient younger sister today?" Sneered and talked to Tian Yuxue The martial arts stick near the elder sister who casts inexplicable spells is naturally the elder sister of the twin sisters in sweatpants—the melee warrior of fire.

In this way, won't it be possible to continue to decide the winner soon...?I feel a little rejoiced in my heart, whether it is possible to stop this seemingly dangerous game because of this accident.

However, before I could speak, Ye Cheng stopped me: "It's okay, just keep reading. These two sisters won't have any influence on the battle situation."

Ye Cheng politely cast a questioning look at Senior Tian Yu, Tian Yu smiled and nodded, seeming to agree with Ye Cheng's point of view.

Thus, the second round began.

Weapons with ice and fire enchanting properties make melee combat more dangerous.It seems that the two who noticed this changed their combat tactics.

Although a two-meter-long weapon is not very suitable as a flying prop, it is only for ordinary people.So, in this arena where there is no common sense, no rules, no racial and occupational restrictions, I am not at all surprised to see martial arts sticks raining down, really.

Tian Yu, who has a magic martial arts stick with flames, will no longer be frozen because of contact with the icicles thrown by Bai Anshun, but Tian Yu did not rush forward because of this, but tried his best to stay where he is.

On the surface, it looks like the tide has turned completely.If I hadn't seen the performance just now, I would definitely think that Tian Yu is being completely suppressed now.

In the icicles that fell like a rain of arrows, Tian Yu carefully pushed aside all the attacks with the martial arts stick in his hand.However, the martial arts stick with freezing attributes that fell beside Tian Yu would not fall down as before.

The martial arts stick poked on the ground was immediately frozen to the ground by the freezing magic, and even a small piece of rubber ground around it.Gradually, Senior Tian Yu's surroundings were no longer as convenient as before.

Could it be that he was really suppressed?

Such a question arose in my mind, because although Tian Yu-senpai did say that she is the strongest, she also said that she is the strongest "human being".Could it be that the odds of winning up to now were just technical victories, once Bai Anshun mastered the breakthrough method, he could...

Just thinking about it, something unexpected happened to me.The arrival of three martial arts sticks at the same time seemed to make the senior sister a little bit overwhelmed.After blocking two of them with the weapon in his hand, the last one rushed straight at the senior sister's face.

The senior sister leaned back, her hair drew a beautiful arc in the air due to inertia, and the martial arts stick with freezing magic just flew past her nose.

Just when the senior was trying to regain her center of gravity, she instantly lost control of her balance due to the ice-water mixture under her feet.

"Great opportunity~" It was Que Shuimiao who spoke. She picked up a martial arts stick with her foot, chanted a two-bar spell while throwing it at Bai Anshun, "Permafrost (Antarctique), delayed activation."

Bai Anshun took over the magical weapon, pawed twice on the spot like a wolf, and then rushed over at a speed that I could only see a white light even though I was wearing deceleration glasses.

Is senior sister going to lose?I thought so, but I ignored the sly smile that my senior sister showed during the fall.

The moment Bai Anshun's weapon was about to touch the senior, the martial arts stick in the senior's hand suddenly supported the ground behind her, and huge sparks started to shoot out from the tail.

The strong thrust generated, flew into the air with the body of the senior sister.Bai Anshun, who had no time to turn around, could only look up at the absolute domain of his senior, and gasped.

Of course, Tian Yu's senior sister won't be at a disadvantage, she stepped on Bai Anshun's face before falling down.

Bai Anshun couldn't regain his forward momentum, and because he was stepped on by his senior, he lost his balance. The martial arts stick in his hand hit one of the other martial arts sticks standing on the ground.

The huge white crystal produced by that powerful magic, centered on the contact point like a flower, connected all the martial arts sticks with freezing attributes on the ground into one piece.

After the ice fog dissipated, Bai Anshun was locked in the bamboo forest made of ice, unable to move, breathing continuously from his mouth.

"It seems that I won again this time~" The twin sister named Que Huoyan spoke first. It seems that the little trick that looks like a rocket and looks like a magic broom just now came from her hands.

Que Shuimiao didn't say a word, just pouted and looked away.

"Give me one that hasn't been touched by magic power?" At this time, the senior sister asked Que Huoyan, shaking her hand.

Que Huoyan picked up a martial arts stick from the ground and threw it over, looking at Tian Yu with some puzzlement.

Tian Yu took the martial arts stick and stroked the smooth surface lightly, his eyes showed a kind of awe in admiration of the peerless sword.

After the three-way stick flower in place, Tian Yu held the stick with his right hand and stabilized the stick with his left hand, posing in a sprinting posture.

In my impression, that is not the proper posture of cudgel.Although the fight between the two is no longer limited to traditional martial arts parrying, I recognize this as a standard spear starting position.

What I care more about than this strange posture itself is the Bai Anshun who saw this posture. Bai Anshun is locked by countless icicles and cannot move, which means he is a standard target.

But even so, I still don't quite believe the expression I saw on Bai Anshun's face - fear.

As if he had lost control, Bai Anshun was struggling desperately trying to get out of the ice regardless of his image, his inhuman fangs were exposed and his ears came out because of his desperate yelling, like a wounded trapped man. Beasts are generally pitiful.

I followed his gaze and focused my attention on what Bai Anshun was afraid of—that martial arts stick.Squinting his eyes hard, he discovered that the outer edge of the stick seemed to emit a faint light, and the shape of the light was not a stick but a javelin with blue and gold decorations.

Even under the effect of the slow-speed glasses, the color of the gun still cannot be tampered with and caught my eyes, as if no one or anything can distort the inherent properties of the gun.

"Second Miracle Cancellation Spear ADSL (Another Distribution for Spear of Longinus)."

I unconsciously read the name I swear to God for the first time I heard it, this gun is an absolute existence, whether it is appearance, name or ability, it is an absolute existence, like an emperor who knows without opening his mouth , Just by seeing it, you are forced to know everything about its existence.

The Lance of Absolute "Reality" that can annihilate anything but man himself and the world, based on a religiously improved version of the Lance of the Blasphemer.Any miracle other than "Genesis" is an extremely evil gun that completely negates.Fatal and irreversible damage to non-human beings.

I wanted to shout, I wanted to run over to stop her, but the senior sister's footsteps had already started to move.My body felt like it was filled with lead.Then I realized that the glasses only improved the speed of my eyesight. In this case, my body couldn't keep up with my thinking, and I wasn't even allowed to shout.

At this moment, another colored thin line fell on the trajectory of the senior sister, that thin line was as unobtrusive as the infrared aiming of a sniper rifle.

Then, in the next moment, I was attacked by a black shadow that I couldn't see clearly.Lie down on the ground, only wrapped by someone's coat.

However, the darkness only existed for a short moment, followed by a strong light that could not be blocked even through clothes.Because the light is too strong, there is a colorful hallucination, or maybe the other way around.

"Woo~"

When I squinted my eyes to make sure the surroundings were safe, I was surprised to find that my hand was still holding onto what I thought was clothes.

When I took a closer look at what it was, I couldn't help but grabbed two more.But I swear it's a reflex, not because I'm a perverted chest-crawler.

Shan Shangchuan was a little hesitant to push me away, I coughed twice in embarrassment and left the paradise that was deeply buried a few seconds ago.

When I stood up again, the glasses that Ye Cheng lent me had been broken in two, the playground was a mess, and even the basketball hoop on the nearby basketball court was tilted to one side.

Above the gunpowder smoke stood three figures.