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In this world, there are always some things that make you feel very incredible when they happen. For example, good friends in kindergarten separated after elementary school, but unexpectedly met at the entrance ceremony of high school and were still in the same place. in class.

But in fact, as long as you think about it carefully, such a thing is not an impossible miracle.Because, if they can study in the same kindergarten, then their homes must be very close geographically.However, the number of educational institutions in a certain area mostly decreases as it reaches a higher level - for example, there may be 4 kindergartens, 3 elementary schools, 2 junior high schools but only 1 high school under the same administrative plan - at the same time, if two people If you were really good friends in kindergarten, chances are they have the same interests.So as long as the two of them don't leave this area due to moving or other reasons in their subsequent development, they will probably always enter the same high school.

Then, such a thing that can be explained by science will turn into a fateful encounter that is worthy of embarrassment and even has some mystical significance.

I patted my face lightly to convince myself of the story I made up.

The person sitting across from me was wearing a black silk cheongsam, his hair was tied back as seriously as the last time we met, and the eyes full of interest behind the red half-rim glasses were staring closely at him. Me, the oil-paper umbrella leaning against the table exudes an ominous smell.

I swear, when I was sitting in the cafeteria with my plate in my hand, the place opposite was still a cloud of air.And when I came back after taking the spoon, there was already this man who looked like a cuckoo sitting opposite me.

"Zi Liu Zi Liu ~"

I tried not to look up and ate the pasta on my plate pretending I didn't see it.

"Is it delicious?"

Ahhhhh, this Chinese dialect full of maliciousness like a silver bell is really a hallucination caused by my exhaustion, right?

Country C has a population of 15 billion, and country E has a population of 4000 million. Even the recursive method just now cannot explain why the person I know appeared in front of me.

"So this is you who has regained your freedom. Did you want to live like this and be satisfied with the food you just saw at first glance, just by changing the food to Western style? If you say that now, if you are taken back now, I just need to call the cafeteria of C University to change it. You don’t have any comments on the recipe, do you?”

"Armed against demons!"

The silver-white mountain of needles, like stalactites but sharper, unfolded in the space between me and Du Juan, turning the table between us into a hornet's nest, and more silver blades continued to flow from me. I grew up behind me until the half-enclosed structure almost covered me.

After the loud noise, the atmosphere in the originally slightly bustling cafeteria suddenly froze.

"Creatures below the boundary line, cause of national spiritual disasters, cursed vampires, common name Dujuan, are now arrested on suspicion of illegal entry..."

"Well, don't be so heartless~"

Du Juan stood up from the ground, shook the dust on the cheongsam, and gently parted the silver blade I pointed at her with one hand.

"Look, everyone around you is scared by you~"

"Stop bluffing! You can't do anything wrong in Country E!"

No, in fact, it was me who was bluffing. Even now, I cannot be an enemy of Du Juan.If I get serious, I can only die.Although this is the cafeteria of the Allante School of History, most of them are students rather than teachers.Moreover, the spiritual disaster sealed in Du Juan's umbrella is not something ordinary magicians can deal with.

Suddenly a terrifying thought appeared in my mind, if Du Juan used that spiritual disaster as a threat to let me and her go back to country C...

Just thinking of this possibility made my breathing quicken, and an unspeakable great pressure seemed to make my spirit gradually loose, and it even became difficult to maintain the operation.

"I don't have any intention of doing anything wrong, but it's Mr. Luo Haofeng who is doing something wrong now, right?"

The crowd next to me didn't understand the C language used in the conversation between us, so they looked at this side as if watching the excitement, which made me bear more meaningless pressure.

"I am now a distinguished guest of Country E~"

Du Juan smiled, and gently picked up the oil-paper umbrella from the ground.

What can be done to stop it?Using realm magic?That way, the disease can be controlled, but I myself... will die.Or just run away from here?But the people around will become victims... Ahhhhh!What should we do?

Just when I was about to collapse, Du Juan handed me the umbrella, without any intention of opening it, but turned it slightly so that I could see the national seal of country E attached to one side of the umbrella.

"Could it be that this is how gentlemen from country E treat their guests?"

Du Juan smiled triumphantly and stood in front of me.After my mind was relaxed, a sense of powerlessness pervaded my whole body. Just as I was screaming inwardly, my body had fallen to one side weakly.

....................................

Strange ceiling, the smell of disinfectant.

"Are you stupid?"

Why is it always me who gets hurt every time?And why do I get scolded every time I get hurt?Am I some kind of impulsive male protagonist in a shounen manga?

"You actually attacked a foreign envoy at the Alante History Institute... And, without the other party doing anything, you just fainted like that. Ask me again, are you an idiot?"

"that is because……"

"Please don't yell at the teacher..."

Without waiting for me to explain, my lover Ading has already stopped Tian Yu senior sister who was in a state of rampage.

"Everyone has something to be afraid of..." A-Ding spoke for me without being serious enough, but added in a low voice, "Just practice more."

Practice...practice?Do you mean practicing how not to break yourself when you faint?

Why does A-Ding look at me with such a serious expression, but I don't feel that you are helping me at all?

"I can't help it either, I can't handle that woman at all."

"You couldn't handle it when you were in school, but you have never fainted like this before? Could it be that there are some spells on you that you haven't unlocked yet?"

Senior sister narrowed her eyes sharply. Although the relationship between me and senior sister has been reversed, the suspicious gaze still made me fight.

I hesitated a little, and finally spoke.

"It's not magic, it's just pure psychological trauma..."

I don't want to say anything else, because after all, being destroyed by an inhuman thing in an extremely humiliating form and rebuilding one's personality is not something that can be described in a sound work.As far as the result is concerned, my fear of that woman is almost absolute, and any act of resistance will lead to the psychological pressure just now... I naively thought that I had overcome that fear after not seeing each other for several years, but when I met Du Juan In contrast, the feeling as if my soul was about to fall into the dark abyss swallowed me up in an instant.

I didn't overcome my phobia of the dark, rather I became more sensitive to my phobia of the dark because it was used to control me personally.Even when you sleep at night, you have to keep a certain light source in the room to be quiet.

And it was Du Juan who had always been my watcher and guarantor during those seven years, and it was the cuckoo who had been my watcher and guarantor for the seeds of my inner terror to take root and germinate.After 7 years of "training", even that escape from C University was just an accidental event.

Maybe I can't escape from the fear of the dark no matter in the past, present or future, but that's not the thing to solve right now.

"That woman... Du Juan, why did she appear here?"

"Of course it's to arrest you~"

"Eh……?"

Thinking of the possibility that senior sister Tian Yu had told me before, I almost felt my face twitch uncontrollably.

"I'm lying to you, this time her coming here has nothing to do with you. But it doesn't rule out that University C specially sent her here to coordinate this matter to investigate your situation here... "

"Don't scare me, Tian Yu-senpai. I'm past the safe age where I can joke around~"

"Are you euphemistically saying that I am already an old woman?"

"No...it doesn't mean that."

"In short, you don't have to worry too much about Du Juan. Because Du Juan's visit this time is the dean of Moonlight Academy—Hernis, but you can't take it lightly. After all, Country C has known about it since half a year ago. You haven’t done anything since you were in Country E, God knows if they plan to destroy you or take you back.”

In other words, my purpose during the period of Du Juan's visit is to avoid action, right?I secretly made this determination to myself, and decided to disrupt all the classes in the next two weeks, and all activities that could be postponed.

"Don't take this opportunity to be lazy, if the teacher skips too many classes, he will be complained..."

"Yes……"

I lowered my head, not understanding why my thoughts would be read by senior sister Tian Yu.

"However, having said that... why did the cuckoo come here?"

Once I learned that Du Juan's target was the elf woman from Moonlight Academy who had lived for hundreds of years, my curiosity was completely overwhelmed.No...it should be said to be the instinct of animals.In general, the Allante School of History is divided into three independent houses, Sun, Moon and Star.The levels of the three academies are not in a parallel relationship. The Xinghui Academy only recruits humans, the Moonlight is a foreign race other than humans, and the Sun Academy... Well, the dean of that academy has not appeared in public for nearly 1000 years However, even the teachers are those who are elusive and close to the gods, and the students recruited are those who are expected to become gods.And a year ago, it was Xinghui Academy that I was "specially recommended posthumously" by Teacher Shuncheng as the dean.By the way, Teacher Shun Cheng is a student of the Sun Academy in the Alante History College... Well, the Sun Academy is a group of guys who don't care about each other at all, so I never heard Shuncheng say it.

Back to the present, under the sun and far above the stars, Hernis, the dean of the Moonlight Academy, is a natural elf who looks kind on the surface, but never knows what's going on behind her.Originally, the naturalists and the cursed were incompatible, but Hernis, as the dean of the Moonlight Academy, belonged to the kind of person who is not sticking to the system—or it is the kind of person who is not sticking to the system and taboos to become The dean may not know.Moreover, although Hernes always wears a pure and gentle smile, it gives people a creepy feeling—it is the kind of smile that will never kill you even if you kill her with your own hands. There is a slightly distorted sense of déjà vu.

In other words, although they seem to have very different personalities on the surface, they always feel that if Hernis and Du Juan get together, something terrible will happen.

What's more, that dead Zhengtaikong woman already had a criminal record before!

"Don't worry, don't worry, it's impossible for Hernes to sell you to Du Juan anyway. Even if she wants to sell you to Du Juan, Li won't allow it."

"That's right, it's impossible, student Luo Haofeng, you can rest assured."

Interrupting the conversation between me and Tian Yu was a little boy in strict gown who hadn't existed until just now, standing in the shadow of the curtains in my office.

"If Hernes wants to make you her own so much, then it's fine to lend her this body of mine."

Contrary to his clothes and cute face, the little boy with black hair spoke nonsense.Although from the appearance point of view, it is just an image of an Asian boy in a foreign suit, but his eyes have characteristics completely different from those of ordinary boys... no, or ordinary humans - the black ones are like messy threads dug into the eyes. The hollow pupils on the face are like inferior dolls with no whites at all, making people shudder just by looking at them.

"plum!?"

Senior Tian Yu was a little surprised by the boy's appearance, or the appearance of the boy surprised Senior Tian Yu a little.Li is the dean of the Sun Academy, a person who has not been seen in public for thousands of years, but he personally interviewed me when he hired me as the dean of the Star Academy.However, whether it is the appearance of this gentleman now or the appearance of Xia Shiyu who suddenly appeared in front of me during the interview before, those are not Li's real posture.

"No, I think Dean Hernis will give up just by looking into Principal Li's eyes..."

"Don't say that... It's rare that I chose a body that looks cute, and the eyes are also the cuteness of others... It's better to say that it is the main body."

I feel a little powerless in the face of Li Liuli's home-style language. This school...is there really any way to save it?

"Principal Li, may I ask why you are here today?"

"I didn't notice this on purpose, but I just happened to be interested in hearing what you guys were talking about, so I appeared."

How should I put it, Li's identity and abilities are still a mystery until now.And his own form of existence is also debatable, he... no, it should be it.According to the comprehensive description of the records in the notes of the past presidents of Xinghui Academy, Li does not seem to be a kind of life but a concept that exists in the world.

But it is also fundamentally different from the cursed species like the cuckoo. Li's segment number should be the projection of some kind of rule that prevails in the entire universe.

In other words, whether they like it or not, as long as the laws of the universe are still operating normally, all human beings living on this earth will live under Li's surveillance.However, it simply did not always intervene because of its own interests as it does today.

"What are you talking about, Master Li, we didn't discuss any interesting issues."

As long as I look at those two eyes that are like black holes, no matter what kind of face they hang on, they have super recognizable eyes, I don't want to continue to confront them for a moment.

"No, isn't it interesting? That girl from country C... is a freshman?"

I don't know where to start complaining about Du Juan as a "girl".

"That... Dujuan is my old acquaintance, but she is the principal of another school."

"That doesn't conflict...your teacher was also my student."

Totally irrefutable.

"Her root is 'fear', one of the purest emotions born of human malice. Is there anything wrong with a child of this level coming to my school?"

"Yes. Du Juan came to the Alante History College this time as a scholar exchange group. Although it is true on the surface. But the reason is that Dean Hernis decided to invite the supporter C religious leaders who divided the country."

Because I don't know the details, Senior Sister Tian Yu, who has been standing silently by the side, answered for me.

"Oh……"

Li's eyes narrowed into a line, and those chaotic eyes like ballpoint pens almost divided his lovely face into two halves.

"In other words, the other party is here to tear down the stage?"

"This possibility is not ruled out. Whether it is paradox or magic, the opponent is an opponent that should not be underestimated. We were already surprised when the border bureau allowed 'Cuckoo' to enter..."

The senior sister's description was interrupted.

"Are you so surprised that you faint?"

Li jumped up and sat on my desk, squeezing his simple geometric eyes into upturned shapes.The closeness between the two even allowed me to clearly see the unnatural rendering of polygons floating on its face.

"No, compared to the pressure brought by Principal Li, Du Juan is nothing but a piece of cake."

This sentence was the truth, and Li seemed to be reading my thoughts with his empty eyes, and the atmosphere remained stalemate for a while.

"That's good~" The righteous Li turned his head away, ending the mental pollution of me.

"I'm still thinking that no matter how poor the teaching level of Xinghui Academy is, they won't be able to hire someone who would pass out in front of a little girl of that level as the dean~"

"No... how is that possible."

"That's good~"

Li turned around and showed a standard smile except for his eyes, especially the bouncing posture that made the dress on his body flutter with the air that didn't exist. If Hernes saw it, he might really rush. Go forward and hug her in your arms.

"Since you're not afraid of that little girl named 'Du Juan', and you're old acquaintances, then it's up to you to assist Hernis in this paradox battle."