can i tell you

"Ding dong" "Ding dong"

The doorbell rings like an alarm clock at work, with a tendency to make noise until the whole building complains about you if you don't open the door

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He glared at the man at the door with vengeful eyes

I was addicted to playing with the fish in the middle of the water last night. I played until two o'clock. I thought it was the weekend anyway, so I indulged a bit, and I could sleep in anyway the next day.

Who knows, so early, who the hell! ! !

Jiang Yiqiao stared at Yuhua, who was smiling brightly at the door, and a feeling of anger emerged spontaneously!

"Oh, I said that you haven't woken up yet, it's past nine o'clock, you lazy pig!" Yu Hua ignored Jiang Yiqiao's cannibalistic gaze, turned sideways with the things in her arms, and nimbly slipped away from Jiang Yiqiao's side into the house

"It's too early for me to say you - and you didn't say in advance when you came." Jiang Yiqiao held back her anger and turned around, closed the door, and then looked at Yu Hua with her hips crossed

Yu Hua had already put the things in her hand down on the coffee table, and then walked over, her petite body jumped, and hugged Jiang Yiqiao's neck: "Wow, Xiao Yizi, do you miss me?"

In order to prevent herself from being directly overwhelmed by Yuhua's jump, Jiang Yiqiao had no choice but to reach out and hug her, and then flung her off smoothly, saying with a bit of gnashing of teeth: "I think so—if you didn't bring the book with you Come here, I'll love it so much later—"

"Oh, how could I have forgotten this? When did I make a mistake when I promised you?" Yuhua asked with a smile, not complaining about the rude treatment just now. In fact, every time the two of them meet, happens once

are used to

"From childhood to adulthood, there are few things that you have never said wrong." Jiang Yiqiao was still a little resentful, but she walked over to look at the things on the coffee table

Fruits and vegetables, as well as books that Jiang Yiqiao has been coveting for a long time, seeing this, Jiang Yiqiao couldn't help but smile

"If it weren't for the posters you made that are more pleasing to my eyes, I really don't plan to give you these two books." Yu Hua shook her head

"It doesn't matter who I am, at least I am a design master who has been immersed in PS for many years, right?" Jiang Yiqiao was narcissistic: "I have seen the reactions of fans, and they all agreed."

"That's because you filter out the bad ones directly." Yu Hua gave Jiang Yiqiao a blank stare: "But this time, everyone's response to this show is really good. Didn't the first episode be released last week? It's a hot show." "

"I know, I saw it." Jiang Yiqiao raised the corner of her mouth: "I don't even look at who will join me."

"Come on, it's all because of you alone." Yuhua couldn't stand Jiang Yiqiao's narcissism, sat down on the sofa, and then took out a pear to peel

"Hey! I'm going to brush my teeth, and half of the pears will be left for me!" Seeing that there was something to eat, the sleepy state suddenly became energetic. Jiang Yiqiao hurried back to the room to put on her shoes, and then rushed to the toilet

"Hurry up, or I won't wait for you." Yuhua turned on the TV comfortably and peeled the skin: "I will go shopping with you later, the phone will be confiscated—"

This is the routine of Yu Hua and Jiang Yiqiao together. When the two were in college, they often frantically chatted and swiped Weibo with their mobile phones, which made their thumbs stiff. When they went out, they also played with their mobile phones face to face. They almost had language barriers.

One day, the two of them were severely brushed off by the instructor because of this matter, and then when the two of them faced the wall and thought about it, the two of them changed their past and decided on one thing. When going out to play, unless it is Answer the phone, otherwise you are not allowed to take your mobile phone!

Check the time?Think too much, wear a watch and go out!

Although it was too horrible and painful at the beginning, but after more than two months, it gradually developed a habit. So far, the two of them feel that this habit is good, so they have become a pair glorious tradition

"Hmm - when did I break this rule?" Jiang Yiqiao brushed her teeth and said vaguely

"Give you a vaccination, lest I say I didn't tell you, but besides, seeing that you haven't woken up at this point, you probably don't have an appointment." The pear in Yu Hua's hand hadn't finished peeling, but she was greedy, and she couldn't bear it. Can't stop taking a bite

Talk about a date!Jiang Yiqiao instantly remembered!When I was chatting with the fish in the middle of the water last night, I promised her that I would read to her this afternoon!

"Pfft!!! Ahhh!" Jiang Yiqiao spit out a mouthful of water, and then cried out

Yu Hua was so frightened that her hands trembled, and she was almost cut by the knife. She turned pale, rushed to the door of the toilet, knocked on the door and asked, "What's wrong with you?!"

Jiang Yiqiao swallowed with difficulty, showing embarrassment, this kind of thing is obviously not suitable to talk to Yu Hua, if she refuses to go shopping with her just to read to the fish in the middle of the water, Yu Hua will not kill herself, besides, Yu Hua will also know her impure thoughts about the fish in the middle of the water

Jiang Yiqiao doesn't want to be known by Yu Hua, because even she herself feels unreliable, but she always tells herself that they are just friends, but if they are just ordinary friends, there is no such thing as reading——

Fish may not think too much in the middle of the water, but Yuhua knows the bottom line, and such things cannot be mentioned at all.

Jiang Yiqiao had no choice but to make it clear with the fish in the middle of the water

"It's okay, it's okay." Jiang Yiqiao collected her mood, and as soon as she opened the toilet door, Yu Hua grabbed her: "You're okay, you're okay, but I'm okay! What's the name of you good-looking ghost? I wipe!!!"

"Ahem..." Jiang Yiqiao didn't expect to be so stimulated as soon as she came out, and quickly grabbed Yuhua's hand: "What are you doing! Let go! Ahhh, I'm sorry!"

"I was so scared that I was almost cut by a knife, you should pay me for the mental damage quickly!" Yu Hua aggressively looked at Jiang Yiqiao with her hips crossed

Jiang Yiqiao glanced at Yu Hua indifferently, and asked, "Then what do you want?"

"Get into the kitchen and make me breakfast—"

Jiang Yiqiao had no choice but to run into the kitchen disheveledly with her tail between her legs, but she didn't forget to say hello to the fish in the middle of the water, so she poked her head out and asked, "Can I take down the phone?"

"You still want to play with your mobile phone when you're with me—?! No way!" Yuhua immediately put out Jiang Yiqiao's thoughts, rushed into her room, took her mobile phone and stuffed it into her bag

It's over, the mobile phone was confiscated——Jiang Yiqiao had a bitter face, how could she explain to the fish in the middle of the water now, she turned on the fire, thinking that it seemed that she was going back to the room to turn on the computer

Yu Hua sat leisurely on the sofa watching TV, and asked casually, "Have you gotten very close to Xiao Shui recently?"

Jiang Yiqiao, who was pouring the oil, almost poured the whole oil down, she hurriedly spooned out the excess oil, a little guilty and flustered, but her tone was very calm: "I have sex with her, do you believe it or not? Really"

"Tch, it's not surprising that there are JQs, the point is what kind of JQs" Yu Hua glanced at Jiang Yiqiao in the kitchen while eating her half-peeled pear: "I tell you, don't come with me in online dating."

"What kind of trouble are you, old lady?! Didn't I tell you that I like a woman when I see it!" Jiang Yiqiao came out of the kitchen very dissatisfied, and glared at Yuhua

"Who made you lose your integrity that night? I've never seen you so unscrupulous." Yu Hua spread her hands and mentioned the fish in the middle of the water. What happened to the group of people here, let me turn on the computer"

Jiang Yiqiao's QQ is automatically logged in at startup! ! !

If Yuhua opened it, the full chat history between herself and the fish in the middle of the water might appear like this! ! !Yuhua will definitely see something she doesn't want to see from the chat history! ! !Then this must be a fire that cannot be covered by paper! ! !Then I must be miserable! ! !It's okay if she doesn't understand, the most fear is that the fish got up in the middle of the water to say hello to herself, so it's morning, the chat history is amazing! ! !

Jiang Yiqiao almost spit out a mouthful of blood, and hurriedly called out: "The computer is broken!!"

As soon as he called out, Jiang Yiqiao realized that he was too restless, so he hurriedly calmed down his voice: "The computer broke down yesterday, I'm planning to ask someone to come and have a look."

"Really? So unlucky?" Yuhua had already entered the room, and after hearing Jiang Yiqiao's words, she paused suspiciously, and wanted to go over and try again.

Jiang Yiqiao became anxious when she saw it, but she still had to pretend to be very calm: "Oh, try it, I was so angry last night that I almost dismantled the CPU, by the way, come here, I have something to ask you"

Yu Hua burst out laughing: "You don't, can you still use the computer you dismantled?" Then she walked out of the room and walked to the kitchen

Crisis lifted

Jiang Yiqiao breathed a sigh of relief.

But this computer is broken, so I can't turn it on, right?So... how to talk to the fish in the middle of the water, my God!

Jiang Yiqiao is not well