Eggs are also glorious

Before a stick of incense, Di Jiang was reading a book.The neighbor on the hill next door, Qiushen Liao, brought back a box of books from the world.

After a stick of incense, Di Jiang slammed the book on the ground and stepped on it vigorously.

At present, Dijiang continues to be depressed...

As an ancient mythical beast who lived on the western Tianshan Mountains for a long time and was famous all over the world, Dijiang is sometimes called a divine bird.However, Di Jiang himself would habitually erase the last unnecessary additional description, and put himself in the title of the ancient god.

People in the world don't understand the ancient gods, so they can't understand how powerful Di Jiang is. Di Jiang is not surprised.However, it is precisely because of these misunderstandings that there are often huge deviations in the records of Di Jiang in the world.

Di Jiang flipped through the few texts, and he was always classified as a beast.

Although the image of vicious beasts does not completely match the image of Di Jiang himself, most of the ferocious beasts are brave and domineering, and their reputation for lethality is resounding everywhere. Di Jiang said that such a description is barely bearable.

What made Dijiang unbearable was that he was regarded by the world as a fat, stupid bird with a sick brain.

The world said that Dijiang had a red body, like a chubby sun.People in the world also said that Di Jiang likes to walk on his six short legs, flap his four little wings, bite his little tail from time to time and giggle.

Di Jiang believes, believes and firmly believes that the difference between this description and his has reached hundreds of thousands of miles.

He couldn't figure out why, while describing his lack of facial features, he told him to bite his little tail when he had nothing to do.God knows how to bite the tail without a mouth.If you have the ability to write, dare to demonstrate it to him once.

Besides, since he is fat like an egg, whose egg can bend over his body and bite his tail.The soft waist is not an egg, but an egg roll, which can be eaten.

Of all the records about Di Jiang, the one that makes Di Jiang feel the most tolerable is the book he just read.The book records a large number of interesting folk rumors, one of which mentions how Di Jiang died.

Di Jiang's face was full of blood. He was clearly alive and kicking, but everyone actually speculated on how he died. It was too much to take him seriously.

According to this story, Di Jiang had two friends, Shu and Hu.They saw that Di Jiang had no five sense organs, so they dug seven orifices for Di Jiang with good intentions.

One hole was drilled a day, and after seven days, the seven holes were successfully completed.

Then, Di Jiang, who had acquired Qiqiao, died...

After reading this paragraph, Di Jiang had one and only one thought. He used his life to warn the world that it is wrong to make holes in the face casually, and his life will be lost.

Di Jiang was worried that his image in the hearts of the world had seriously deviated. He was not only stupid, but also deadly.

If it continues like this, after hundreds of thousands of years, he doesn't know what kind of outrageous and ridiculous appearance he will become.

Di Jiang walked slowly to the edge of the water, and looked down at himself reflected in the clear water.

The red-like body is very eye-catching, his legs are strong and powerful, and his wings are big and beautiful.Di Jiang couldn't accept it, why couldn't he use more good words to describe him.

He thought about it repeatedly, and felt that maybe he had lived in the Tianshan Mountains for so long that the world had already forgotten his existence.Now that the severe winter is over and the spring is warm, maybe it's time for him to go to the world, refresh his sense of existence, and correct those wrong descriptions of him by the way.

Di Jiang strode forward and turned into a human form in a blink of an eye.

His favorite red color became his brocade robe, on which the bird patterns embroidered with golden silk were clearly visible.He tied his hair with a hairpin with a golden bird pattern. The gold and red were perfectly blended together, and it was extremely eye-catching when reflected in the sun.

On his face were exquisite and impeccable features, and there was an innate coldness between his brows.His eyes can see through good and evil, and distinguish between loyalty and evil.

In addition, Dijiang also has a skill.Looking at the Six Realms, Di Jiang is an excellent musician, and everyone talks about his piano skills.

On the day of returning to the human world, Di Jiang will rectify his name.

Let's see who dares to write that he is a faceless fat stupid bird Di Jiang.

On the way down the mountain, Dijiang ran into his neighbor Sanqingniao on the nearby hill, and they were combing their feathers by the pool.Brother Qingniao saw a bright color from a distance. He looked carefully and curiously, and unexpectedly found that these red and gold colors came from Di Jiang who hadn't shown his face for a long time.

Brother Qingniao called to stop Di Jiang, and asked with concern: "Hurry up, where are you going?"

Di Jiang brushed off his red brocade robe indifferently, and replied, "Go to the world."

"Where are you going, I'll guide you." Younger Cyan Bird immediately showed her kindness.Di Jiang had been curled up in the mountains for a long time, and this sudden departure really made her concerned.

As soon as she finished speaking, the second brother Qingniao quietly pulled the little sister's feathers, and lowered his voice: "Don't ask so directly, it's like he can't find his way down to earth."

Hearing this, the little girl turned her head: "Second brother, Dijiang hasn't come out of the mountain for more than 1000 years, what should I do if I get lost."

Facing the little sister's confusion, the second brother Qingniao thought over and over again, and persuaded him: "It's okay, Di Jiang can speak human language, and he can ask directions."

Di Jiang originally planned to catch up with a few old neighbors, but after hearing this, he resolutely gave up the idea of ​​chatting.He is a dull bird that has nested in the mountains for more than 1000 years. He cannot communicate with other birds, and there is an obstacle between the obvious bird calls.

As a divine bird, not only can he speak human language, he also knows human characters.

Every autumn harvest season, Lishou will go to the world on time to learn about the harvest of that year.When Ru took it back, he always brought a box of books for Dijiang to read to relieve his boredom.Di Jiang is just too lazy and usually doesn't want to go out, but it doesn't mean that he will lose himself when he goes out.

According to the books, the key to walking in the world is to bring enough money.There has always been a lot of gold and jade in the Tianshan Mountains, as well as a lot of azurite and realgar.Di Jiang didn't think much about gold and jade, but the world was very interested in suet white jade. Di Jiang casually carried a big bag enough for him to use for a long time without worrying about food and clothing.

Di Jiang walked like flying, and it didn't take long to step into the mortal world he had been away for a long time.Relying on past memories, Dijiang came to an inconspicuous small city, Yucheng.

The scene here is indeed very different from a thousand years ago, and the pavilions are becoming more and more magnificent.Thousands of years have passed, and the buildings that Di Jiang remembered basically disappeared, leaving only a thousand-year-old temple.

Di Jiang probably remembered that when he first built this Taoist temple, he took a look at it from a distance.I saw white lights flashing in the Taoist temple, and a young Taoist boy who was quite spiritual was cleaning the dead leaves in the courtyard. That little Taoist boy has probably become a fairy by now.

Turning around inside and outside Yucheng, Dijiang stopped in front of an old house.This neighborhood used to be the place where Dijiang lived thousands of years ago.

Although the surrounding houses have been rebuilt countless times, they are beyond recognition and are no longer what they were before.However, Dijiang remembers the smell here, and the land here has a familiar smell.

If Di Jiang's guess is correct, this old house has been unoccupied for a long time, so he can buy the house and temporarily settle down.He looked around, ready to find someone to ask.From the beginning to the present, Dijiang has never been short of people, and a large group has surrounded him from far and near, all looking at him intentionally or unintentionally.

Ever since Dijiang stepped into Yucheng, he immediately attracted everyone's attention.Di Jiang looks particularly festive and wealthy, shining from head to toe, and Di Jiang looks so good-looking.

Those gold ornaments and jades that Dijiang got tired of looking at are still shining brightly in the eyes of the world. In their eyes, Dijiang is undoubtedly a big jewel that can walk.

For the treatment of the old house, Dijiang adopted the simplest method.He calmly took out the gold in his pocket, and immediately someone actively ran for him, quickly solving all the trivial matters from buying the house to cleaning the house, to buying accommodation, and finally living in.

In addition, there were maids and nurses who volunteered to work as errands in Dijiang's house, but Dijiang refused with a smile.He doesn't need many people, just being alone is enough.

Seeing this, someone reminded Di Jiang: "Young Master Di, the nights in Yucheng are not very peaceful these days. It will be safer with a few more guards guarding the city."

After all, Di Jiang was not familiar with the place where he was born, so what would he do if he encountered bandits who robbed them of their wealth and sex.Di Jiang didn't care about this, anyone who dared to steal things from his house must have gone to the wrong place, and was in a hurry to seek death.

Amid the concerned gazes and voices of discussion, Di Jiang calmly stepped into the courtyard and closed the gate.After that, he sat quietly on the stone bench in the courtyard, looking up at the sky.

For a moment, Dijiang had an inexplicable hallucination. For more than 1000 years, he was always here and never left.

However, time flies, and the time flies by.The old friends of the past are all gone, and the lifespan of a hundred years is so short.

As the sky was getting dark, Di Jiang raised his finger lightly, and all the lanterns in the courtyard were lit at once.Di Jiang took out the book in his arms and threw it on the stone table casually. Di Jiang's footprints could be seen in the glory of the writing.Next, Dijiang will gradually inquire about the whereabouts of some guys, starting with the person who collected and sorted out this anecdote.

Most of the stories in the book come from folk rumors. Although the name of the recorder is written in the book, it is only the word Anonymous. Di Jiang thought that the other party used the title of Anonymous, probably because he did not want to leave his name.

Di Jiang doesn't like to go out, but don't try to bully him for not reading enough.Don't think that he can't find these people if he doesn't sign it. He has to find them all one by one and beat them to death.

After smoking, Tongtong faced the wall and thought about his mistakes, deeply repented, and since then seriously rewrote these strange stories, writing a peerless ancient god Emperor Jiang for the memory of the world from generation to generation.

After a while, tiredness hit, Di Jiang yawned lazily, and walked towards the room.He waved his hand and cast spells at will, and the furnishings in the house took on a new look in the blink of an eye, exactly the same as his residence in the mountains.

Di Jiang is not used to the things people arrange and arrange for him. The purpose of his money is just to make everything look natural and normal.

At any rate, he also has life experience in the world, which things are suitable for doing, which things are not suitable for doing, which things can be done in front of others, and which things can only be done secretly by himself. He has a plan in his heart.

Di Jiang lay in the comfortable big bed and soon fell asleep.

Sleeping until midnight, he suddenly heard rustling noises coming from all around him. He didn't need to open his eyes to guess that the legendary thieves had visited his home.

There are quite a few opponents, three on the roof, five in the courtyard, one guarding the front door and one guarding the back door.The smell of one of them, Dijiang had come into contact with during the day, was someone who carried him a new wardrobe.

At this moment, the thieves were aggressive, but Di Jiang didn't care at all.With such a small number of people, it is simply beyond his control to play catching thieves in the middle of the night for him.

Di Jiang turned over lazily, and the thieves fell to the ground and fainted in an instant.When the sun rises tomorrow, a bunch of thieves in black clothes will appear outside the gate of the official mansion.As for how the official judge will be sentenced, it is not within the scope of Dijiang's attention.

The surroundings returned to tranquility, and Dijiang entered the dreamland again. A figure flickered in the dream, and a voice said to him in a low voice.

You are finally back.

The author has something to say: the angel egg descends to earth, and starts a journey in the world o(∩_∩)o