Every night, there are always a few piaos knocking on the door

If you haven’t seen the live version of the animal world, you may think the live version of the animal world is quite fun, but you will know it when you actually see the live version of the midnight bell. In fact... the live version of the animal world is really fun_ (:з」∠)_

12 o'clock in the middle of the night... There are still three hours to go, Luo Weiyu finally remembered Ye Zhaohong who had been forgotten in the corner of memory.This is a rare night when Ling Chuan is free, relatively speaking, it is relatively precious, so Luo Weiyu didn't want to mention this person as a disappointment at first, but when he was flipping through Weibo with his mobile phone, he found Ling Chuan inadvertently. When I saw that photo, I was in a bad mood.It was really chilling, and he stood up all of a sudden, "Ling Chuan! Where did you get him?!"

Ling Chuan was very aggrieved, and said pitifully, "It's okay... With such a thick skin as Mr. Invincible, he definitely won't die!"

"..." Encountering such a funny comparison is simply one of the three major misfortunes in life!By the way, the remaining two major misfortunes are: encountering such a funny ratio, and encountering such a funny ratio_(:з」∠)_

Ling Chuan held his shoulders guiltily and led him towards the TV, "Come on, let's watch TV, watch... TV... TV..."

As his voice became smaller and smaller, an aunt Piao was struggling to crawl out of the TV with her short, thick legs.

but!

As an aunt of the neighborhood committee during her lifetime, Aunt Piao is really not qualified to be a Piao - her legs are slightly short, her stomach is difficult to handle, and her weight is slightly overweight.

Aunt was caught in the stomach by the frame of the TV when she climbed halfway...

Ling Chuan and Luo Weiyu stared dumbfounded at Aunt Piao, who looked at them angrily for a long time, and finally shook her eyebrows angrily, "You two little bastards! Hurry up and give Aunt a hand!"

Qing Kong was not in a good condition. After hearing the sound, he put his two fingers together and cut through the void, and pulled out a crescent sickle... in full view... and cut the TV... in half!

……

……

Silence, still silence.

Aunt Piao stood up with difficulty, and said with a look of disgust: "Wouldn't you buy a bigger TV?!"

"..." A forty-inch TV...how much bigger?Mom, can't you grow a thinner waist? !

Ling Chuan didn't dare to get angry with his aunt, so he had to focus his anger on Qing Kong—this is a forty-inch TV screen, not a fourteen-inch computer screen! ! ! ! !Good luck!I want to find you desperately! ! ! ! ! !

Luo Weiyu quickly reached out and hugged Ling Chuan's waist, lest he impulsively stab his old...er, little lover.

The situation was chaotic for a while.

Luo Weiyu helplessly suppressed Ling Chuan, and the scene calmed down a little.

Ling Chuan angrily sat down on the corner of the sofa that was diagonal to Qingkong, with his back to him, never turning his head back.

Luo Weiyu didn't bother to talk to him, so she focused on looking at Aunt Piao, and said patiently: "What's the matter? Are you looking for us in such a hurry? What's the matter?"

The aunt floated onto the sofa, patted the non-existent dust, and sighed sadly, "Oh, I'm not in a hurry, tell me, you and Ling Chuan, two young men, are both so old. You don’t even have a girlfriend, how can this work! Hey, Xiao Yu, we’ve found several beautiful girls for you and Ling Chuan, you two come with us to have a look!”

"..." Luo Weiyu had a bad premonition... I don't know if it's because birds of a feather flock together, and Piao Piao, who has a good relationship with them, is that kind... Well, it's a little unreliable type.

Sure enough, the aunt floated with bright eyes and said: "Let me tell you, there is a girl in the street next door who is just over seven, and she looks really pretty! I think you two guys are quite suitable for each other!"

"..." The corner of Luo Weiyu's mouth twitched, "That... aunt... this... no need, really no need!"

The aunt said with a disapproving expression: "Young man can't have such a high vision! You have to know, the girls nowadays, all of them have their eyes above the top! You two young men have no house or car, and you want to find a job. It's really hard for people!"

Ling Chuan: "..."

Luo Weiyu: "..."

Clear Sky: "..."

If the aunt didn't realize it, she said: "And look, the Piao Piao are all pretty good too! It's great to be able to act as an air conditioner and repel mosquitoes in summer! Apart from not being able to give birth to your babies, I can do anything else." Ah! Don’t tell me that you all think that humans and ghosts have different paths! If you say that, I won’t be able to beat you to death!”

"..."

"Didn't you say that after watching the relationship between humans and ghosts, life and death are not a problem!"

Ling Chuan weakly raised his hand, "But...gender is the problem!"

The aunt was stunned, "Huh?"

Luo Weiyu squinted her eyes and said with a smile: "Genders are different, how do you fall in love?"

The aunt felt that her three views had been impacted to a certain extent, and she drifted away flickeringly, not even paying attention to their greetings behind.

Ling Chuan and Luo Weiyu were speechless for a long time.

Qing Kong sat on the edge of the sofa and asked quietly, "She won't find a man for you tomorrow, will she?"

Ling Chuan and Luo Weiyu swallowed together, "This...should...not be..."

Qingkong looked at Lingchuan for a while, then suddenly laughed.

This smile... Luo Weiyu frowned.For the first time, there is a feeling that a person lives up to his name... To put it more vividly and artistically, one moment is still covered with dark clouds, and the next moment the sky is clear.

The facial expression matches the name really well ╮(￣▽￣)╭

It's a pity that the clear sky didn't last long, and it continued to be covered with dark clouds.

Luo Weiyu felt a little helpless, so she had no choice but to drag Ling Chuan into the house.Anyway, I can't stay in the living room anymore, so I might as well go back to the room and forget about the debris, and I can wait until the next day to clean it up.

Qing Kong glanced at him and Ling Chuan, remained indifferent, and sat on the sofa without moving.

Luo Weiyu murmured in her heart, she locked the lock as soon as she entered the house, added a layer of sound insulation, and said in relief: "I said, did your Wan Qingkong see something? Why didn't you respond at all? goods!"

Ling Chuan was also a little frustrated and said: "That's not necessarily...he is like this...it was the same when I was with him before, every time he watched me being molested, he didn't care! He even said he was watching me being molested! It's funny how people tease you..."

Luo Weiyu clicked his tongue, "It's so funny! Is this person a bit black-bellied?"

Ling Chuan pointed at his own face bitterly, "So I have to bear the face of such an invincible commander in the universe!"

Luo Weiyu coughed twice, "Ahem, that... I got off topic, I got off topic!"

Ling Chuan sighed, "Anyway... Anyway, that's it. Xiaoyu, when you go to work tomorrow, help me keep an eye out to see if there are any rented houses... Just let him move out."

Luo Weiyu glanced at him, and asked cautiously: "Why don't you let him stay?"

The expression on Ling Chuan's face stagnated, "This...is not very good."

Luo Weiyu frowned slightly, "What's not good? Why is it not good? Ling Chuan, is there anything you must not say?"

Ling Chuan raised his head slightly, opened his mouth with a pale face, "This...I..."

Luo Weiyu touched his face distressedly, "Forget it, let's talk about it later when you want to."

Ling Chuan bit his lips, "Then... I'm sorry..."

Luo Weiyu shook her head and sighed softly: "I don't know what you have experienced before... But if you can pass it, let it pass. Always keep in mind the misfortune of the past, and you will not be happy in your future life."

Ling Chuan grinned, "Ah, I know."

Luo Weiyu went to the bed and lay down directly, "I'm tired, so I won't go up! Let's squeeze together."

Ling Chuan laughed, but said: "I don't want it! I despise you!"

Luo Weiyu sat up and ravaged him in the face: "Small, it's against you!"

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