"Dangdang"

"Open the door, open the door, open the door..."

"Hehe, get up, Qi Ran is calling the door." I looked at Xiao Xin and said.

"Open the door, open the door, open the door..."

"Huh"

"open…"

"You're thinking about it, you" I said.

"You think I love doing this?" Qi Ran said, turning his head and walking towards the living room, ignoring Lin Jue directly.

"Q cut~" I pointed my middle finger at Qi Ran's back.

"Go and wash your face." Ye Zixin patted Lin Jue's shoulder and said.

"En" I nodded.

After hastily washing his face, he tied his hair back in a ponytail.

"Let's go, let's go." He walked to the living room with his bag on his back and said to the three people.

"You're really a nanny, don't worry about it." Qi Ran said.

"Yes, Xiao Qizi," I said with a smile.

Qi Ran was also surprised how Lin Jue was captured without a fight today, and seeing the funny faces of Ye Zixin and Cui Yi, grandma dared to beat around the bush and say that this girl is an eunuch!

"Nurse Lin, come, let Ben Gong help you loosen your muscles and bones." Qi Ran said as he pretended to roll up his sleeves and rushed towards Lin Jue.

Ye Zixin and Cui Yi were so much amused by these two pairs of live treasures, they would never feel bored with two such interesting people fighting and fighting along the way.

Sitting on the wobbly bus, we arrived at the foot of Huashan Mountain, and checked the time at 8:30.

"Xiao Linzi, let's go." Cui Yi touched Lin Jue who was standing still.

"wait a minute" i said

There are quite a lot of people climbing the mountain at night, and there is a group of mighty tour groups heading here.

"What to do, what to do?"

Ye Zixin saw that Lin Jue half-closed her eyes and murmured something, she knew that she must have something up her mind.

"Yes, come here," I whispered.

"What's the matter?" Qi Ran leaned over and asked in bewilderment.

"In a moment, I'll walk over to talk to that tour guide, just leave me alone and just join the team," I whispered.

"Ah?" The three looked at Lin Jue with questioning eyes.

"ah what" i said

I took a deep breath, hehe, this is what I must do before I plan to do a big thing, it can be regarded as cheering myself up.

"Let's go" I said, leading Xiaoxin and the others to the tour group.

"Hey, so you are here, we can't find a team when we buy a bottle of water here." I walked up to the tour guide and said.

"you?"

"Yeah, we almost got lost, this black light is blind, but fortunately we found it" I hurriedly said, not giving him a chance to question.

"then you…"

"Xiao Li is leading the evening group again."

"Ah, yes, am I not a newcomer?"

"Hehe, newcomers are like this, it will be fine in a few months"

"Everyone must follow up when entering the mountain, and pay attention to safety." The tour guide yelled at the team, completely forgetting about Lin Jue.

"Hey, Xiao Linzi" Qi Ran gave Lin Jue a thumbs up.

"I'll go ahead and have a look, wait for me to come back" I said to Qi Ran and the others

"Sister, are you a family here to play?" I chatted up a middle-aged woman next to me who seemed old enough to be my mother.

"Hehe, yes, little girl, I can be your mother at my age, and you still call me sister," the middle-aged woman laughed.

"How is this possible? You only look at 27, 28. Isn't it good that I am 17 years old and call you sister?" I pretended to be surprised.

"You little girl's mouth is too sweet." The middle-aged woman's husband laughed.

"No way, this sister is obviously too young, you are her lover." I said.

"Yes," said the middle-aged man.

"Hi brother-in-law," I said with a smile.

"Sister, you are so lucky, look at how handsome your brother-in-law is, it must have worried you a lot," I said.

"Little sister, don't praise him, he will float up in a while," the middle-aged woman said.

"Haha, it's still a little girl with eyesight." The middle-aged man laughed.

"Are you here with your family too?" the middle-aged woman asked.

"I came to play with my classmates." I said.

"Then you little girls should pay attention to safety when you go out to play, there are still a lot of bad guys now," the middle-aged woman said.

"I think there are the most good people, so I met you and your brother-in-law now." I laughed.

"Hehe, you are so sweet," the middle-aged woman laughed.

"Sister, brother-in-law, my classmates are behind, I'll go to them first," I said.

"Well, let's go," said the middle-aged woman.

Once you get into the gate, everything will be easy. There are not only some tour groups but also many sneakers who come to climb the mountain. We signaled the three of them to deliberately slow down, pretending to be exhausted, and stop and go. This is extremely natural and smooth. The "big team" who broke away.

"Why did you go there just now?" Qi Ran asked.

"Hey, it's okay, let's get in touch." I smiled.

"Have you met someone you know?" Cui Yi asked.

"Is someone you just met an acquaintance?" I smiled.

"You don't want to ask her any more, let her play tricks on her own," Ye Zixin said.

At the beginning we still chatted and laughed, but as we went to higher places, everyone talked less and less. Why?Nonsense, I'm so tired, I don't have the energy to talk.

"Xiao Linzi, wait, wait a minute" Qi Ran said while pulling Lin Jue's arm.

"What's the matter?" Although Mei Qiran was so exaggerated, I still felt a little uncomfortable.

"I, I want to pee".Qi Ran said.

"what?"

"Ah what, I drank too much water," Qi Ran said.

"Okay, then, come with me," I said, and shouted to Cui Yi and Xiao Xin in front of me, "You two, wait a minute, I'll accompany her to the bathroom, and I'll be right back."

"Damn, you can't keep your voice down," Qi Ran said.

"There are so many things to accompany you to the bathroom, why don't you go by yourself?" I said.

"Eh~ I was wrong, hehe" Qi Ran laughed.

Qi Ran and I searched around for a long time but didn't see any public toilets. It's no wonder that now, in this awkward position where we can't get up and down, who would press a toilet here.

"Xiao Linzi, I can't hold it anymore, think of a way" Qi Ran said anxiously with his legs curled up and shaking non-stop.

"Okay, let's go here." I turned my head and looked around. There was no one around here, and the lights were relatively dim. It can be said that there were almost none.

"Ah? This, this won't work," Qi Ran said.

"Can't you hold back? I turned off the light, no one can see you," I said.

"That, that won't work either" Qi Ran wondered.

"I give you two choices, either you solve it on the spot, or you pee your pants, whichever is more embarrassing is up to you," I said.

"Then help me block it." Qi Ran felt that his bladder was about to explode.

"Well," I said, turning off the light.

"You carry it on your back, don't peek," Qi Ran said.

"Who likes to look at you?" I said and turned my back to her.

"Oh my mother, I finally understand that famous saying," Qi Ran said with a long sigh of relief after untying his hands.

"What famous saying?" I asked.

"The beautiful girl is choked up with a piss," Qi Ran said.

"It's nonsense, how can there be such a famous saying," I said.

"Why not, Qi Weiren said, isn't it a famous saying?" Qi Ran said.

"Just blow it up, you are still a great man, I didn't know that everyone was about to pee their pants just now, but to be honest, you are not bad looking, you can be regarded as a little beauty, I have never seen a little beauty pee your pants before." I laughed.

"Damn, are you praising me or hurting me?" Qi Ran said.

"What do you think?" I said.

"Don't tell Miss Ye and Xiao Yi what happened just now when you go back," Qi Ran said.

"What happened just now?" I asked pretending not to know.

"You put another one on for me, I think you just need to clean up" said Qi Ran and was about to start.

I saw that the black light was still on the mountain, and when she turned around, she was excited that we both finished playing, and hurriedly begged for mercy, "I was wrong, I was wrong, help you keep it secret."

"That's about the same. If you dare to speak out, I'll show you to death," Qi Ran said.

"So good?" I teased.

"Yes, I will kill you before I die and let you be buried with me." Qi Ran said.

"Why do you take so long to go to the bathroom?" Cui Yi asked.

"Hey, it's hard to find the toilet," Qi Ran said with a smile.

"Let's go" I said with a smile.

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