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Luo Qiu thinks that all dialects that are similar to foreign languages ​​are unfair. Why are you born with a second language, such as Wu, Cantonese, Hokkien, and even Uighur, Tibetan, and Korean? Although Mo Yunqiu corrected Uighur, Tibetan, and Korean do not belong to Chinese and cannot be called dialects, but Luo Qiu rudely said, "I don't listen to it, I don't listen to it, I don't listen to it."

Mo Yunqiu has stayed in Beijing for so many years, and it is not difficult at all to learn a few Beijing-flavored words. In addition, Luo Qiu is an actor himself, and he speaks well, so when he is with his family, there is no language flaw.

But Luo Qiu is different, not to mention that he has never lived in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, even if he has lived, he may not be able to learn Suzhou dialect well.

The first time Luo Qiu heard Mo Yunqiu speak Suzhou dialect was when he first became an assistant, because his parents were intellectuals, and they were somewhat lofty. How about that?Moreover, Mo Yunqiu secretly went north to apply for the job without telling his parents, so his parents became even more angry and argued on the phone every day.

That day, the door of the room was ajar, and Luo Qiu heard Mo Yunqiu yelling in the room: "Don't talk about it again! This matter has been settled!" He said it was a yell, but it didn't have any deterrent effect at all. A mouthful of Wu Nong's soft words, so cottony and soft, that Luo Qiu's bones were crisp when he heard it.

"It's okay! My language learning ability is very strong!" Luo Qiu vowed.

Mo Yunqiu looked sideways: "Apart from knowing a few fake Northeast dialects, what else do you know?"

"I can ask for Sichuan dialect." Luo Qiu's pronunciation changed immediately, and he counted with his fingers, "You son of a bitch! You have a square head! Ask for a hammer!"

Mo Yunqiu's face was dark: "Brother Qiu, can we stop swearing?"

"Then what are you going to do after all, you're going to reveal your secrets."

The problem is that it is impossible to learn Suzhou dialect now! "There are other people in the family, they should probably speak Mandarin in general, out of courtesy."

"Then what if I am alone with your parents if it is unavoidable?"

Mo Yunqiu scratched his face, reached out and stroked his collar: "Brother Qiu, you are so handsome, from 80 years old to [-] years old, no matter male or female, you will surrender at your feet."

Luo Qiu smiled triumphantly, and after a few minutes came back to his senses: "Are you praising me or you?"

Mo Yunqiu's parents lived in a high-rise apartment. They were elegantly dressed, their hair was combed meticulously, and a well-maintained middle-aged woman opened the door for them.

"Mom!" Luo Qiu opened his mouth to call someone, that was kind, that was full of enthusiasm.

Mo Yunqiu's heart trembled when he heard this, what's the matter with this feeling of leading his wife home?

"Nai'a knows it's the end, so sit in the room." Mo's mother was happy and angry that her son didn't come home for a long time, and took the big and small gifts from Luo Qiu.

Luo Qiu suppressed his voice and said to Mo Yunqiu: "I understand the second half of the sentence, tell me to come in and sit down."

"Brother Qiu, can you make a difference?"

"You should praise me."

Dad Mo also came out of the room, with a big smile on his face, and turned on the Mandarin mode: "This is Mr. Luo Qiu, he has made such achievements in the film industry at a young age, an amazing young man."

"You can just call me Xiao Luo." Mo Yunqiu was in a cold sweat when his father called him a gentleman.

Mo's father turned to Luo Qiu: "Xiaoqiu, your mother and I saw you on TV last time when you won the music award. It's good! Now you plan to make a movie, right? Work hard, you'll see that he's only one year older than you , has become famous.”

"I'm still far behind." Mo Yunqiu continued to sweat profusely. He could almost predict that Luo Qiu would say: Look, I have succeeded in my life's efforts. Now I change my identity and continue to run on the road to success. Come on and worship me!

Mom Mo came out with the cut fruit: "What are you doing standing up and talking, sit on the sofa."

Luo Qiu was suddenly a little depressed, pulled Mo Yunqiu and whispered, "I'm one year younger than you for some reason, I'm not happy!"

Mo Yunqiu hurriedly followed his hair: "Brother Qiu, you are truly reverse growth, and others can't learn it."

Luo Qiu quickly integrated into the Mo family, his mouth was like honey, and he said to Mo's mother, "Mom, you look young again. I have a friend who is in the bird's nest business. I'll get you a few boxes." Nourishing!" After a while, he said to Dad Mo: "Dad, don't stay in the study all the time, go out and exercise more, I will help you get a body card, one-on-one accompany."

The second elder was coaxed happily by him, and he praised his son for his maturity in going out.

Mo Yunqiu was ashamed, he had not been so affectionate with his parents after living for more than 20 years.He couldn't figure it out again, his father taught him to be outspoken and not flirtatious since he was a child, but now his parents obviously like Luo Qiu's compliments and flattery!This is too fake. Thinking back to when I was in the Luo family, I didn't seem to do anything except being told by Luo's father not to take drugs and go whoring.

This pleasant atmosphere reached its peak during dinner. Mom Mo cooked a whole table of dishes, and Luo Qiu couldn’t stop eating. Every bite he ate was delicious. It’s been a long time since he ate such delicious food. The dish was ready, and Mo's mother was so happy that she ran to the kitchen to cook two more dishes.

Afterwards, Mo Yunqiu scolded Luo Qiu for being hypocritical.

"Why am I being hypocritical?" Luo Qiu was aggrieved, "It's really delicious, exactly the same as your cooking."

"Nonsense, family craftsmanship!"

"It's just that the glutinous rice candied lotus root is a bit sweeter, but you still make it delicious."

"Nonsense, I changed it according to your taste!"

"Baby can I sleep with you tonight?"

"You changed the subject too quickly!"

In the end, in order not to scare Mo's parents and Mo's mother, they still failed to sleep together, which also meant that they would not be able to sleep together for the next ten days. For this result, Luo Qiu expressed his happiness.

Mo Yunqiu originally thought that this trip home would allow him to spend a wonderful holiday leisurely.I didn't expect leisurely to be leisurely, it was simply too leisurely, and I couldn't do anything.

When I got up early the next morning, I couldn't find Luo Qiu. After asking, I found out that Mo's mother dragged him to go shopping.When Mo's mother was young, she loved dressing up and fashion, and loved shopping. What would it be like for her to go shopping with Luo Qiu?Mo's mother touched a piece of clothing fondly: "It looks good?" Luo Qiu was full of question marks, what did she say?

After waiting at home for a day in fear, he rushed to open the door as soon as the doorbell rang. He thought he would see a confused Luo Qiu, but he was greeted by a large object that blocked the door.

"Come, come, put it here." Mom Mo happily directed the workers to move the huge object into the house, and Mo Yunqiu saw that it was a massage chair.

Luo Qiu followed behind, carrying big bags and small bags in his hands, dazzled by all kinds of clothes and skirts, and all kinds of household items. When Mo's mother was wearing a shiny diamond necklace and looked in the mirror, Mo Yunqiu finally found a chance say.

"Brother Qiu, why did you buy so many things?"

"I respect mom on behalf of you, and please my mother-in-law on behalf of myself. It's a must!"

"That necklace is too expensive!"

"As long as you are a woman, no matter if you are 80 years old or [-] years old, you need it!"

"Have you been shopping with my mother all day? Is there anything wrong?"

"It's pretty good, except that I didn't understand a word your mother said, everything is pretty good!"

"Then how do you communicate with my mother?"

"Smile, nod, buy, buy, buy."

On the third day, Luo Qiu disappeared again. After asking, he found out that Mo's mother dragged him to a friend's party.

After another day of waiting for Mo's mother to come home happily, Mo Yunqiu asked, "Brother Qiu, how are you doing today? Is there anything wrong?"

"It's pretty good, except for the group of aunts who I didn't understand a word, they're all pretty good!"

On the fourth day, Luo Qiu and Mo's mother attended the community residents' gathering.

"It's pretty good, except for the group of uncles and aunts who I didn't understand a word, they're all pretty good!"

Day [-]...

I don't know how many days it was, but Mo Yunqiu still couldn't find Luo Qiu, so he asked Mo's father feebly, "What party did they go to again?"

"Oh, it doesn't seem like a party, it seems like today is a blind date."

A thunderbolt struck, and Mo Yunqiu stayed where he was: "Blind date?!"

"Yeah, he's married when he's a boy, and when he's married when he's a girl. I heard from his mother that many girls are in love with him, and it seems that he will have several dates today." Dad Mo said slowly as he was reading a student paper.

How many games are there? "where?"

"It's in the cafe outside the community." Dad Mo pulled on his reading glasses, looked at the person who had rushed out of the door, "Xiao Luo, is it right for you to go out like this?"

Mo Yunqiu looked down. He was wearing pajamas, slippers on his feet, and rushed back to the room like a gust of wind. Ten minutes later, he was dressed up and went out wearing a baseball cap, big sunglasses and a mask.

Blind date?He didn't say a word, and went on a blind date behind my back!How did this kind of bloody drama come out?

I don't know how Mo Yunqiu came to the conclusions of "keep silent", "behind me", "abandon from beginning to end", anyway, he ran to the cafe across the street without hesitation.

I've only been home for a few days, and I went on a blind date, and there were a few more. Will I be happy to be a father next time?

Not to mention how Mo Yunqiu came to the conclusion of "happy to be a father", he rushed into the cafe.

Sure enough, Luo Qiu was chatting with a straight, fresh and pleasant girl, talking enthusiastically, and he didn't realize that there was a masked hero in the cafe.

Under the strange eyes of others, Mo Yunqiu bought a cup of coffee and sat in the corner, staring straight at the two people through the brown sunglasses.

Damn, Brother Qiu is smiling at her!

Damn, Brother Qiu dragged the chair over!

Damn, they actually get together to look at their phones, who is this intimate show for?Come on!

Finally, Mo Yunqiu couldn't bear it anymore.