Assistant crazy cool

In the blink of an eye, Mo Yunqiu and Luo Qiu have been together for three years.

Luo Qiu has always had a thought in his heart, that is, he wants to propose marriage to Mo Yunqiu. Although he can't get a certificate, and even though he can't wear the ring on his hand, this solemn and sacred ceremony must be done once.

It was Mo Yunqiu's birthday again, and at this commemorative moment, Luo Qiu decided: Propose!

So the only person he found who could help was Shen Kangzheng.

On this day, Luo Qiu carefully selected a pair of men's rings, and ran to Shen Kangzheng's house excitedly.

"I decided to make a cake with my own hands, hide the ring inside, and let Xiaoqiu eat it. Isn't it romantic?" Luo Qiu was enthusiastic.

Shen Kang was looking at Luo Qiu dully.

"Is it very romantic?" Luo Qiu smiled forcefully.

"I heard it, you don't need to repeat it." Shen Kangzheng had black lines on his face, "Are you sure Xiao Mo would like such a sour tune?"

Luo Qiu was angry: "It's romantic, understand, romantic, Mr. Right Hand."

"But you still make cakes without working your limbs? I think it's more realistic for you to buy a cake and hide the ring in the cream."

"Sincerity is the key to a marriage proposal! No matter how unpalatable my cake is, Xiaoqiu will be touched by my sincerity."

"That's true." Shen Kangzheng was always easily fooled by him, "But, why don't you bake cakes at your own house and come to my house instead?"

"I want to give Xiaoqiu a surprise!"

"Are you sure you didn't come to ruin my house because you were afraid of ruining your kitchen?"

"Look at what you said, we have been brothers for so many years, you look at me like this! The trust between people is gone!"

Then Luo Qiu worked all day in the kitchen of Shen Kangzheng's house. He printed out the cake baking recipe and pasted it on the refrigerator, and followed the instructions step by step.

After wasting a basket of eggs, a large bag of flour, and a basin of butter, a barely-looking cake was freshly baked.

"Thank you brother!" Luo Qiu patted Shen Kangzheng on the shoulder and drove away.

Shen Kang was looking at the bombed kitchen, speechless.

At night, Luo Qiu prepared a candlelight dinner, romantic roses and lingering music early, and informed Mo Yunqiu to go home early.

Mo Yunqiu knew that he was celebrating his birthday, so he rushed back as soon as work was over, without any delay.

The delicate roses are fragrant, and the swaying candlelight is gentle and lingering. The crystal lamp that has deliberately lowered the light reflects the dim light of the candlelight, making it more crystal clear and bright.

The lyrical music sounded, and Luo Qiu gracefully walked down the stairs.

Mo Yunqiu was very excited. Although he was an old man, as long as Luo Qiu thought of something romantic or passionate, Mo Yunqiu would be as happy as first love.This greatly satisfied Luo Qiu's vanity, where can I find such a cheering dear?

"Brother Qiu, you spent so much time preparing!" Mo Yunqiu rushed over and kissed the corner of his mouth.

The two hugged each other and kissed.

Luo Qiu had already made up his mind, first he said some sweet words, had a happy candlelight dinner, served a cake, and proposed immediately after Mo Yunqiu got the ring.

Plan, perfect!

"Is work going well today?"

"That's it, it's just that today's directors are too poor to compare with Brother Qiu."

"That's right, I'm the best!"

"Brother Qiu, you are the best! I love you the most!"

"I love you the most too!"

The sweet talk is also flattering and flattering as always.

After dinner, Luo Qiu solemnly rolled out the cake.

"Brother Qiu, is this a cake you made yourself? I'm so touched!" Mo Yunqiu was pleasantly surprised.

Luo Qiu said, "Sure enough, I know my Xiaoqiu best."

Light the candles, turn off the lights, make a wish, blow out the candles.

In order to prevent Mo Yunqiu from missing the ring, Luo Qiu cut a piece and gave it to him: "Come, eat the cake."

Mo Yunqiu looked at the cake, which was nearly one-third the size, and was a little scared. Luo Qiu usually yelled for the lifebuoy to come out when he ate a little high-calorie food. Why did he take the initiative to stuff such a greasy thing over today? ?

Because Mo Yunqiu was used to obedience, he also liked to eat cakes, so he ate all the cakes.

Luo Qiu held his face and watched him eat, but he didn't see him spit out the ring until the last bite of cake was stuffed into his mouth.

Huh?Didn't cut to the ring part?

so unfortunate?what to do?

Eat more!

"Come, come, what a day today, let's have another piece." Luo Qiu cut another third of the cake and brought it to Mo Yunqiu's mouth.

Mo Yunqiu was stunned, still eating? "Brother Qiu, would you like to eat some too?"

"No no, it's your birthday, you eat."

"Isn't everyone eating birthday cakes together?"

"No, no, you eat, I have a toothache, um, a toothache."

Mo Yunqiu was suspicious. Toothache can't even eat something as soft as a cake?

Forget it, don't think about it!

Mo Yunqiu opened his stomach and ate the cake again.

After 10 minutes, I wiped my mouth and touched my swollen belly.

Luo Qiu was terrified and didn't spit out the ring?Bad luck?

He pushed the last third of the cake over: "There's one more..."

At this moment, he regretted that he made the cake too big. He couldn't find such a small ring when he searched for it. In fact, he only needed to make a small cake.

Mo Yunqiu was shocked, is this the rhythm of wanting to eat him to death?

"Brother Qiu, did I offend you?"

"I love you the most, how could you offend me, eat quickly."

"Then why do you keep forcing me to eat cake?"

"No, it's because I'm afraid you will be hungry."

"But I'm already full!"

"Squeeze any more, and there will always be room."

"I've done sit-ups for nothing for a year."

"It doesn't matter, I will accompany you. You can choose sit-ups, push-ups, and practice whichever posture you like."

Under Luo Qiu's continuous coaxing and deception, Mo Yunqiu had no choice but to resist the desire to spit it out, and ate the last cake.

But still didn't spit out the ring!

Luo Qiu was completely stunned. Could it be that he was too eager to eat and swallowed the ring?It is very possible that he swallowed it so fast without chewing it, it might just go into his stomach.

How good is this!

Mo Yunqiu was still rubbing his belly sadly, but Luo Qiu's expression changed: "Brother Qiu, what's wrong with you?"

Luo Qiu hugged his shoulders with a serious expression: "Xiaoqiu, honey, baby, don't worry, I have something to tell you, be mentally prepared."

After 1 minute, Mo Yunqiu shouted: "What! Did I eat the ring in my stomach?"

what to do?vomit!

Luo Qiu grabbed Mo Yunqiu's jaw and stuck his fingers deep into his throat: "Come on, grow your mouth!"

"Woo hoo, Jiuguo, what about shrimp or shrimp!" (Brother Qiu, can you do it!)

"Don't worry, I've seen some actresses vomit like this after eating. Their mouths grow!"

"Wow, so tender!" (So uncomfortable!)

"Hold on, it's just the feeling of vomiting. You see, when you give me a mouth or something, you'll feel like vomiting if you penetrate too deeply. That's the feeling!"

Mo Yunqiu's face was flushed red: "Don't ask about other things when you are sick." (Don't mention that kind of thing at this time.)

"Do you feel it, baby?"

"Woooooo!"

"Shall I insert it a little deeper?"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Spit out heartily.

Luo Qiu, wearing a mask, rummaged through a pile of cake vomit with a chopstick.

"Have you found it?" Mo Yunqiu lay weakly on the sofa.

"and many more……"

Continue to rummage.

"did you find it?"

"……hold on……"

keep rummaging...

"did you find it?"

"……No……"

"Ugh..."

"Did it run into the intestines?"

Mo Yunqiu stared at Luo Qiu warily.

"How about we try, the second trick."

Mo Yunqiu: "What's the second move?"

Luo Qiu: "Pull."

Mo Yunqiu: "..."

Luo Qiu: "..."

Mo Yunqiu: "Brother Qiu, if I really pull it out, will you force me to wear it on my hand?"

Luo Qiu: "..."

Mo Yunqiu: "..."

Luo Qiu: "Baby, I will buy you another one. If you are rich and self-willed, buy two rings, wear one and eat the other."

After taking a few laxatives, Mo Yunqiu sat on the sofa brewing feelings.

"It's just right, let's treat it as a bowel cleanse." Luo Qiu said optimistically.

Mo Yunqiu looked coldly.

"Baby, don't look at me like that, isn't this to surprise you?"

"Brother Qiu, you are not suitable for surprises at all. When we were not together, you also wanted to surprise me, and then there is no more."

"Look at you, what a docile, lovely and obedient little assistant you were back then, but now that you're a big name, you start to dislike a bad husband."

"I'm all for you... Ouch, it hurts! I'm going to pull!"

It's sputtering, let's not show it for the time being.

Luo Qiu changed his mask and prepared to start working again.

Mo Yunqiu weakly grabbed Luo Qiu and lay on top of him: "Brother Qiu, I found a serious problem."

"what?"

"The poop all fell into the toilet, and it seems that I can't find it."

Luo Qiu complained: "How can you sit on the toilet?"

"Then what? Sit on the washbasin and pull?"

Luo Qiu: "..."

Mo Yunqiu: "..."

Luo Qiu: "Then what should we do now?"

Mo Yunqiu: "Brother Qiu, don't you think it's more appropriate for us to go to the hospital?"

"Do you want to see the news report tomorrow: actor Luo Qiu was rushed to the hospital overnight because he swallowed the wedding ring?"

"That's better than tomorrow's news report: actor Luo Qiu died because of swallowing a wedding ring and piercing his intestines, okay?"

In desperation, the two drove to the hospital, contacted a familiar doctor, and sent them directly for X-rays.

The machine illuminated Mo Yunqiu's body for a long time.

The doctor said slowly: "There is no foreign object in his stomach."

Luo Qiu was anxious: "Will it fall somewhere else?"

The doctor continued slowly: "There is no foreign body in his intestines either."

Luo Qiu continued to worry: "Where will it be? Obviously, I ate it all!"

The doctor still took it easy: "Don't worry, 80-90% of foreign bodies can be excreted through normal excretion."

Luo Qiu was still anxious: "What if it is the 10-20%?"

Doctor: "Then I'll take another photo for you."

Luo Qiu: "If you take X-rays here and there, will you get cancer?"

Doctor: "It's you who want to take pictures, and you who don't. You celebrities are really difficult to serve."

Mo Yunqiu clutched his stomach: "Brother Qiu, I want to poop again, quickly cover me and go to the bathroom!"

After tossing around for most of the night, Luo Qiu set up a ward to temporarily let Mo Yunqiu fall asleep.

Mo Yunqiu was extremely weak: "Brother Qiu, I think I'm dying."

"Don't talk nonsense, isn't it just swallowing a ring, at worst I swallow my ring too. Hey, speaking of which, where is my ring?"

"Brother Qiu, I actually love you without a ring."

"Honey, me too."

"No matter what happens, I will love you."

Luo Qiu touched his hand.

At this time, Shen Kang was returning home after spending the night, walked into the kitchen that was still in a state of destruction and poured a glass of water, when he suddenly saw a small exquisite box on the cooking table.

Open it and see that it is the pair of rings brought by Luo Qiu.

"This guy, why didn't he put the ring in the cake in a daze? You should cry when you find out that the ring is gone in the middle of the proposal, right?" Shen Kang was gleefully dialing the phone.

Luo Qiu pulled out a hand and connected the phone.

"Qiu'er, it's me..."

From shock, to panic, to fear, Luo Qiu secretly glanced at Mo Yunqiu who was vomiting and stretching out from the corner of his eye.

After hanging up the phone, Luo Qiu held Mo Yunqiu's hand with even greater enthusiasm: "Baby, you just said that no matter what happens, you will love me, right?"

Mo Yunqiu turned his head vigilantly.

"There is something I want to tell you, be mentally prepared..."

The author has something to say: Since you can't write meat, you can only write funny.

At this point, the assistants are all finished and will not be updated again.thank you all!