My name is Dazai

He's a cat...

Tangun covered his face.

How things turned out like this Tangun looked at the boy with cat ears and tail who was licking the back of his hand, and fell into self-doubt.

When Tangun returned to Duliuxia's hometown, his sister was feeding the cat at the door.

"Meow!" The black cat casually ate two mouthfuls of canned food, and jumped on Tangun.

"Hey! You white-eyed cat!" Miss Tan was about to die of anger, "I've fed you for so long, why did you only attack my brother! You just ignore me." "Meow." The black cat pointed at Tan The lady rolled her eyes.

"Haha, maybe you know who rescued it?" Tangun picked up the black cat, which was only the size of a palm, "But Dazai, why didn't you grow up at all?" Dazai is Tangun who went to university in Tokyo I rescued a cat when I was there.

It is a cat raised by the owner of a pet cafe.

It was a black-hearted boss who kept the cat open for sixteen hours a day.

Cats hide and come out at night, forcing cats to pick up guests during the day...

You know cats sleep sixteen hours a day.

When he passed by the cat cafe window, the black cat looked at him as if asking for help.

Tangun liked this black cat very much, and he fell in love with it at first sight.

He was worried that he liked the cat too much, so he was biased.

He also secretly investigated for a while.

After confirming that the owner of the cat cafe is a real black-hearted owner, Tangun, who loves the black cat so much, decisively turned to the most famous activist of the Animal Protection Association——Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

I heard that this radical has done things like driving a ship's high-pressure water cannon to spray against a whaler, and there are records of causing serious injuries to people.

Mr. Akutagawa's eyes are very fierce, and Tangun only saw him when he took care of Mr. Mori.

Mr. Akutagawa also seemed to like this black cat very much, and he worked extra hard when tossing Boss Mori, but he also looked at Tangun with unfriendly eyes.

Because he also wanted the black cat, but the black cat only followed Tangun.

Mr. Akutagawa could only regretfully take away the orange Munchkin cat as a meal replacement.

Holding the orange cat, he also warned Tangun: "I will keep an eye on you."

The black cat meowed fiercely.

Only then did Mr. Akutagawa die down, but his eyes were still fixed on Tangun.

Tangun went home with the cat in his arms.

Killed the black-hearted boss to promote justice, embraced the winning prize black cat Dazai, and went home happily.

Oh, by the way, I heard that Boss Mori once said something like this - "Dazai is a little devil! Little devil! How can I abuse it! Don't be fooled by it! If I dare to abuse it, the next day my family will Li's little skirt will be torn!"

Devil black cat?

Tangun picked up Maomao with both hands.

The black cat Dazai gave a slimy meow and rubbed his face with his white paws, revealing his pink pads.

cute……

How could Dazai be so cute as a devil?

It really was the sophistry of that black-hearted boss.

Tangun was convinced.

After all, he has investigated for a long time and the evidence is conclusive.

The gate of the house—"Meow~" Dazai patted Tangun's hand with a meat pad, as if greeting Tangun, and then jumped off him.

The black cat quickly disappeared again.

Tangun was used to it.

After he returned to the countryside with the black cat, the black cat let himself go and often stayed away from home.

"I feel that I have become a feeding machine without emotion." Ms. Tan complained to her brother, "This cat seems to be the boss of all the cats in this area, and it should not be short of food."

"Probably picky eaters." Tangun thought in his heart that although the boss Mori was suspected of cat abuse, the cat food he gave was the best.

Black cats are picky eaters.

And Tangun discovered that cats also like to eat crabs.

"Let me cook tonight's dinner," Tangun said.

By the way, he made some crab meat for Dazai.

Tangun was sitting in his room reading a book when suddenly he heard the door being scratched.

Tangun opened the door.

Seeing a petite cat with a snake in its mouth, seeing Tangun, he let go, and then used his paws to hold the snake's head.

Its tail is raised high, as if it is proud of itself.

Miss Tan was coming from the other side, holding the orange juice for Tangun in her hand, she saw the snake on the ground as soon as she lowered her head, she screamed and ran straight up the pillar: "Brother!"

The black cat looked at Miss Tan disdainfully.

"Meow." It pressed the snake with its claws.

The snake's body twisted a bit.

Miss Tan screamed louder.

"Is it for me?" Tangun was taken aback at first, but he calmed down quickly.

"Meow~" The black cat made a sticky sound, as if inviting pets.

"Ah, thank you." Tangun bent down and grabbed the snake by the neck, "Ah, it's a poisonous snake."

"Meow!" Dazai seemed to be responding to Tangun.

"Poisonous snake!" Miss Tan's voice was distorted.

"It's okay, I caught it." Tangun pinched the snake's head with one hand and the snake's tail with the other, "How about eating it tonight? I'll deal with the parasites."

Miss Tan: "...Don't. Brother, don't see such a dangerous thing and the first reaction is how to deal with the ingredients."

"Venomous snakes are delicious." Tangun strangled the snake to death, "Okay, come down."

Miss Tan watched Tangun take the snake away, then came down cautiously, glared at the black cat, and was kicked by the black cat, and went to wipe the orange juice on the floor in a fit of anger.

Snakes are so scary, she doesn't want to eat them!

Then at night she is really fragrant.

She ate snake meat and asked casually, "Does brother have a girlfriend?"

"Huh?" Tangun laughed, "Want to gossip?"

The black cat's ears moved, although it was lowering its head to eat the snake meat, its ears turned to Tangun's direction.

"Uh..." Ms. Tan was a little embarrassed, "That's right, my brother is so busy studying, he must not have time to make a girlfriend."

"No." Tangun shook his head.

Before Ms. Tan could smile, she heard Tangun continue to say, "However, I have gone out with girls many times. There is a lot of pressure on study, and socializing is also very important."

Miss Tan: "..."

She was surprised that the chopsticks fell on the table.

What kind of scumbag operation is this

"Meow!" the black cat screamed.

Tangun raised his head in doubt: "What's the matter?" "...No, I feel like I have met a brand new brother." Miss Tan murmured.

Later Tangun would receive gifts from Dazai from time to time.

Fly in the sky, run on the ground, swim in the water.

Who knows how this palm-sized cat managed to grab these animals.

"Um... Dazai, thank you." Tangun looked at the protected animal killed by Dazai, his head was so big, "There is no need to give it to me in the future."

"Meow?" Maomao was puzzled.

"Dazai, I know you are kind, but it is very troublesome for me to deal with these things every day." Tangun said with euphemism as much as possible.

Although Dazai is just a cat, he has always treated Dazai with the attitude of people.

The black cat was silent for a moment: "Meow."

"Are you saying 'OK'?" Tangun laughed, "Thank you Dazai."

"Meow..." Tangun heard Dazai sigh again.

Cat sighs are really weird, but Dazai is no ordinary cat.Tangun believed so firmly.

There's nothing I can do about you... Humans are really troublesome.

Black Cat said so.

At night, the black cat lay on the wall of Tan's yard, scratching its paws and thinking.

Tangun said he didn't want it.

So, what does Tangun want?

"Wow—" the voice sounded like a baby crying.

The black cat looked in that direction.

Spring is here, and it's time for Animal Crossing.It's matching season.

Two cats are hugging and chewing.

The black cat had an instant inspiration.

He was inspired by the various shows he saw while running around.

The black cat climbed down the wall and suddenly turned into a boy, Chi.His bare feet stepped on the ground without making any sound—like a cat.

He opened Tangun's room furtively.

The nights are long and the cats are haunting.

Tangun and Dazai stopped only when it was getting light.

Dazai lay panting on the couch, the hair on his tail was sticking to his tail, his arms were pressed against the couch, and there were still some tears in the corners of his eyes.

But there was a sense of contentment on his face, and spring on his cheeks.

Tangun couldn't help but feel a bit of a man's complacency about his own abilities, his waist would almost break if he could feed this greedy cat.

"Dazai, don't sleep, I'll take you to clean up." Tangun poked Dazai lightly.

"Meow, I want to sleep." Dazai said in a daze.

"Dazai..."

"No~" Dazai didn't even bother to open his mouth this time.

Tangun was going to pick up Dazai and clean it up.

Dazai suddenly shrank.

Tangun stared blankly at the boy with cat ears turning into a cat.

The black cat was lying on his couch, the fur on its body was sticky, and there was still a strange liquid on the cat.

Tangun: "..."

He began to tremble.

Seeing a boy with cat ears being fed by him has a different impact than seeing a cat being fed by him.

Even if it's the same person... no, the same cat, but things are different.

He felt like he had done something worse than a beast.

... He is a Japanese cat.

Grass!

"Brother, why is there only this left of my hand oil?" Miss Tan came to Tangun to look for her things in the morning, but she fell into a daze looking at the half-empty bottle.

"I accidentally spilled it." Tangun touched his nose.

He doesn't want to share his sex life with his sister.

"Huh?" Miss Tan looked at the bottle, "I twisted the cap."

"It's because..." Tangun racked his brains to find a reason.

"Hey, did brother wash the sheets and quilt covers too?" Miss Tan didn't care about it.

"It was spilled on the quilt." Tangun was extremely embarrassed.

Miss Tan touched the quilt, wanting to see if the quilt core inside was wet, but suddenly touched a bulge.

She threw off the quilt suddenly, and a black cat lay comfortably in the quilt.

Miss Tan was furious: "Okay, you black cat crawling on the bed!"

Tangun froze, thinking Miss Tan saw something.

"Meow~" The black cat's voice was a bit smug, it stretched its waist comfortably, and then continued to lie on Tangun's bed in an arrogant posture.

"Damn it!" Ms. Tan was indignant, "Brother, why did the stray cat let it go to bed like this because it's so dirty?" Probably because Tangun's head is full of dirty thoughts now, so I feel that every word and every word of Miss Tan is revealing his dirty thoughts and shameless behavior.

"...It's not dirty..." Tangun's eyes wandered.

"Brother!" Miss Tan was quite dissatisfied.

Brother doesn't sleep with her now, how can a wild cat pick up the leak!

Tangun sat up straight in an instant.

People with a guilty conscience are always easy to reveal their secrets.

Even though Ms. Tan didn't think anything wrong, Tangun's reaction was too suspicious: "Brother, what did you do? Why do you feel so guilty..."

"...I didn't sleep well last night, and my condition is not very good." Tangun continued to feel guilty.

"Yes, last night was so annoying!" Miss Tan was filled with righteous indignation, "I don't know where the wild cat barked all night, from three to five in the morning! It's annoying me!"

Tangun: "...you still have to check the time." "Yes, the alarm clock is right next to the bed, every time you open your eyes, you have to look at it. Whose little female cat has been doing this for so long!" Miss Tan said, Then she quickly talked about another topic, "Brother, do you want someone to sterilize all the cats in the neighborhood?"

Dazai, who was lying comfortably on the bed, instantly frowned: "Meow!"

Miss Tan looked between Dazai's cat's legs and sneered, "Yes, you are the first one to be neutered!"

Then Miss Tan was scratched by the cat.

If it wasn't for Tangun hugging Dazai, Ms. Tan would probably be slapped in the face.

"Don't worry, you won't be neutered." Tangun smoothed the black cat's fur with his fingers, and began to comfort him in a gentle voice.

Dazai's hair that had been blown up was flattened.

Miss Tan looked shocked: "Brother, I am your younger sister! I was scratched by the cat and you didn't come to comfort me, so you went to comfort the cat." "Don't scare Dazai, he is timid." Tangun touched Dazai, "I met such a bad owner before...he is a very smart cat."

"He" Miss Tan wondered why her elder brother who had been calling "it" before also called "he".

A normal person would not imagine that his brother gave the cat to Japan.

So Ms. Tan feels that her brother's level of cat slave has deepened.

"elder brother!"

At night, Tangun went to ask Dazai for dinner, only to find that Dazai was listless.

Tangun has a bad heart, it must be what happened last night that made Dazai sick.

He quickly picked up the cat.

Miss Tan was arranging the tableware when she saw Tangun wrapping Dazai in his clothes and going out, she hurriedly followed: "Brother, what's the matter?" "Dazai is sick." Tangun just ran out of the house wearing slippers.

"Wait, I'll go too." Miss Tan hurriedly said.

Although she always fights against Dazai Maomao, after feeding him for more than a year, she has already developed feelings for this black cat.

Tangun didn't wait for Miss Tan, he ran out directly and took a taxi on the side of the road.

The doctor lifted the cat's tail and showed a strange expression: "...It was probably fucked by a male cat."

The black cat turned its head weakly to bite the doctor.

Miss Tan: "...what?"

Tangun hurried to smooth the black cat's fur.

"The little female cat that barked all night last night was you." Miss Tan instantly thought of what happened last night.

"The cat probably won't last that long." The veterinarian let go of Dazai's tail.

"Damn it, where did the wild cat do it! I'm going to castrate it!" Miss Tan said murderously.

Tangun silently clamped his legs.

"Meow!" Dazai's voice was a bit shrill.

"Why are you screaming so badly! I'm avenging you!" Miss Tan expressed annoyance at Dazai's ignorant attitude, "Do you obey after being raped? Are you reluctant to bear your husband?"

"Meow!" Dazai Maomao looked very dissatisfied.

"Then doctor, what should we do?" Tangun's ears were a little red, but he still tried his best to control his expression.

"Generally speaking, male cats are not friendly to male cats... This is a bit rare. We can only clean up." The doctor asked the nurse to prepare some soapy water and find the syringe by himself.

Everything went well, but when touching the black cat's buttocks, the feverish black cat was very resistant.

"Meow!" It struggled frantically and jumped directly under the cabinet.

A petite adult black cat can get into all kinds of corners.

No human hand can reach in.

Tangun and the doctor lay on the ground together.

The doctor held the catnip and dangled it in front of Dazai: "Meow, meow~" "Dazai, come out, don't be afraid, I'm here." Tangun stretched out his hand.

"Meow meow meow." The doctor continued to shake the catnip.

Tangun looked at the syringe: "Dazai, you are sick... If you don't want the doctor to come, how about I clean it for you?"

The black cat in the corner of the cabinet raised its head and looked at Tangun.

"Catnip works!" The doctor said pleasantly.

The black cat jumped into Tangun's arms and got into his clothes.

The doctor holding the catnip was puzzled: "Isn't this attracted by the catnip?"

"Doctor, please leave it to me what to do. I'll clean up Dazai. I'm sorry." Tangun bowed.

Tangun finally got his wish.

He cleaned up Dazai with a thin syringe, and then gently rubbed Dazai's belly with the other hand.

Dazai let out an uncomfortable hum, as if he was being coquettish.

Tangun wanted to tell Dazai that he should clean it up this morning, but Miss Tan was too embarrassed to say so here.

Miss Tan has been staring at Tangun and Dazai.

"...Don't look at it." Tangun said suddenly.

"Huh?" Miss Tan didn't respond.

"Don't look at it." Tangun's voice raised a little.

"What's wrong!" Miss Tan felt aggrieved, "Why can't I watch it?"

Tangun tried his best to pretend that he had nothing: "I'm a little shy."

"...Shy?" Miss Tan repeated, "There's nothing to be shy about, and brother, didn't you say you have several girlfriends? Are you still shy?"

Tangun's hands froze and his eyes widened.

Dazai also raised his head and stared at Tangun, as if he was looking at some heartless man.

The doctors and nurses quietly pricked up their ears.

"I remember my original words were just going out on a date, right? Not a girlfriend!" Tangun explained with some urgency.

If he hadn't had sex with Dazai, he wouldn't be in such a hurry.

"...Brother is even worse." Miss Tan felt that Tangun's defense was too weak.

Tangun: "..."

"Meow!" Dazai's paw patted on the back of Tangun's hand.

Tangun thought carefully.

Is he scumbag?

Dazai's fever went down quickly.

Tangun stayed with Dazai overnight at the pet hospital, and Dazai's fever subsided in the morning.

Tangun paid the medical expenses very easily, and he earned income from working part-time and writing articles for some newspapers on weekdays.During this time, I also met my mother, who I hadn't seen for more than ten years after the divorce, and she gave him a sum of money.

Is it guilt?Or compensation?

Tangun didn't want to think about it.

I haven't seen their brothers and sisters for more than ten years, why?

He doesn't think about it, some things can't be deeply thought about, and once he thinks deeply, he will not be in a good mood.

So he tried to keep the joy of reuniting with his mother.

The money is the real deal.

Miss Tan was about to go out when Tangun came home with Dazai in his arms.

"Go shopping, I'll go shopping." Tangun placed Dazai in Miss Tan's arms, "I'll go buy some ingredients for Dazai, and make something good."

Dazai meowed.

"Dazai take a good rest, I'll buy you crab meat." Tangun touched Dazai.

Tangun finished buying crab meat in the supermarket, and when he was checking out, he looked at the things on the shelf next to him and suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Then he miraculously picked up the product above and put it in the shopping cart. The category of this product is hygiene and safety products.

He suddenly felt a little hot on his face.

It's not that he hasn't bought this kind of thing before, but he has never been so ashamed as this time.

Do you want to do it again with Dazai?

Will there be a second time for such a thing as a Japanese cat?

Tangun was crazily spurning himself in his heart while queuing up to check out.

**I'm heartbroken, Tan!

It's too perverted, it's so perverted!

Come to think of it, you are a controlling person.

He was about to go back and put the things back, only to realize that it was his turn.

He could only bite the bullet and pay for everything.

Then put the little box into his pocket.

Are you going to throw it away?

Tangun hesitated all the way.

But still didn't throw it away.

He doesn't know what he is thinking.

"Brother, welcome back." Miss Tan took the shopping bag from Tangun's hand.

Tangun felt that the contents of his pocket were getting hot.

A guilty conscience.

He was afraid that Miss Tan would ask, "Brother, what's in your pocket?"

But Miss Tan didn't.

When Tangun returned to his room, he found that his computer was turned on, and there was still a heart-pounding picture inside, and the panting sound was still playing.

Tangun's crab sushi almost fell to the floor.

"...Ta, Dazai?" Tangun was stunned.

Dazai looked at the computer with an academic research expression, he smelled the smell of crab meat, his black cat tail swayed slightly, and his ears perked up: "It's crab meat!"

"What are you looking at..." Tangun asked in a daze.

He has never seen this kind of thing - if you have a girlfriend, you don't need to watch these plums to quench your thirst.

When he saw Dazai watching these, his mood became extremely complicated.

"GV?" Dazai thought for a moment, "I found that I'm inexperienced. Tangun, don't you mind if I take a look? Oh, by the way, I turned under Tangun's bed, and there are no sexy magazines, tsk, someone else Everyone has it. And the study folder on Tangun's computer is really the content of study...not exciting at all."

Tangun: "..."

He didn't know what to comment.

Inexplicably, he felt a little hot in his pocket.

He buckled up his laptop and put the crabmeat sushi on the computer: "Okay, Dazai, let's eat."

Dazai lay down after eating.

digestion?

Have you ever seen a cat digest food?

"Tangun is really greedy. Don't give me the prey I caught, but also give me such delicious food, it really is not small..." Dazai curled up in Tangun's bed, his legs dangling.

Tangun: "...No, I'm not interested in that."

And Dazai was the one who seemed more interested in something than him... no, the cat.

But why does the thing in his pocket have such a high sense of existence now!

Tangun's shame was about to explode.

"If you don't want my things, you want what I want." Dazai said with an expression that I understand very well, "This is tsundere!"

Tangun: "..."

He wisely chose to keep his mouth shut.

There's no point in arguing with Dazai about this.

And Dazai, don't you know too much!Whether it's the location of sexy magazines or the bad content in the "study" folder, how can I know it all!

"Tangun is really greedy..." Dazai lay down on Tangun's lap.

Dazai looked up at Tangun.

Tangun's eyes fell from Dazai's neck to his white and graceful collarbone.

Tangun's heart moved, he sighed, covered his face with his hands, lowered his head and kissed Dazai's forehead lightly: "Well, I'm very greedy."

Just follow the cute cats.

"Does Tangun just kiss here?" The cat still showed its yellow inner core honestly.

What is restraint? Cats want to be cool and self-willed.

Tangun: "...how else?"

Dazai said, "I saw on the computer that it said I wanted to kiss... ummmmmmmm!"

Tangun covered Dazai's mouth, feeling that the cat's yellow energy had overflowed.

No matter where the kiss was, Tangun had a hunch that it was definitely not a decent place.

"But Dazai should have many people wanting to repay, right? Akutagawa-san has also helped a lot, does Dazai want to meet him?" Tangun didn't know why when he said this, he felt a little sore in his heart.

For Dazai, is he special?

But he suppressed the feeling.

Tangun felt that being a human being was still a bit muddled.

"I repay Tangun because Tangun is Tangun, meow." Dazai pressed on Tangun's chest, "Akutagawa? I don't want it. He's so fierce and paranoid..."

Cats are willful creatures, and whether they repay or not depends entirely on their mood.

Not everyone who helps a cat will be rewarded by the cat.

"Eh..." Tangun was stunned.

It turned out that he was really special.

His heart was warm.Who can resist the cat's gentle courtship?

Compared with the sinister and cunning of human beings, cats are undoubtedly pure in mind.

Dazai must have really thought so when he said that.

But Tangun still pretended to say something that made him feel sour: "After all, Mr. Akutagawa helped a lot, I still have to thank you."

"Tangun is my chosen one." Dazai smelled Tangun's scent, his face relaxed.

He completely ignored Tangun's words to thank Akutagawa.

Because he likes Tangun, he showed Tangun a weak, pitiful and helpless expression.

Otherwise, there would be too many people who could save him.

Well, stupid humans just fell into his trap.

But Tangun had no chance of running away.

Cats are born master hunters.

And Tangun is Dazai's most wanted prey.

"... Dazai..." Tangun lowered his head and kissed Dazai.

Dazai shook his ears.

Who says cats don't have bad intentions?

The things I bought today seem to have really come in handy.

Dazai moaned.He chanted: "I knew Tangun's plan was not small!"

Tangun: "..."

This time he was really incapable of refuting.

Miss Tan, who lived on the second floor, covered her ears with a pillow.

Why is there always a cat in heat near her house!