My name is Dazai

Tangun sat down and began to sort out today's work documents.

He always knew that Zhi Jiang was not a good girl, at least not in the conventional sense.

A person's personality can be seen more or less from the text, not to mention that in the past two years, Zhijiang's true personality cannot be concealed much.

It's a bad girl.

Weird, although caring, but definitely not caring in the conventional sense, caring is definitely just after the prank.

Alcoholism, she complained to Tangun more than once that she drank all night at night and went to work in the morning with a headache, so she pretended to be sick.

Beneath the sunny skin is a dejected heart. As a trash can, Tangun has actually been dumped a lot of spiritual garbage.

But... still so cute.

Tangun didn't know why he felt this way.

Anyway, it's cute.

Tangun's attention was gradually absorbed in his busy work, and he didn't even notice that Ango was back.

"Tangun." Ango shouted.

Tangun was still tapping the keyboard quickly.

"Tangun!" Ango poked Tangun.

"Ah, what's the matter?" Tangun looked at Ango as if taken aback.

"I said, you assume that if Zhijiang is really a liar... just assume." Ango asked cautiously.

Tangun watched Ango silently.

An Wu felt like he was about to break out in a cold sweat.

Tangun has a good temper, but that doesn't mean he won't be angry.He had witnessed the whole process of the fight between Tangun and Chuya.

Although cats are cute, they are also members of the feline family.

Cats, on the other hand, are rich in predators with high force value.

"What kind of problem is this?" Tangun turned his head away and continued to busy with his work, "It's a boring hypothesis."

An Wuxin said that this is not even willing to imagine it?

Did Tangun fall into Dazai's abyss and couldn't get out "But if Ji-chan is a liar... liars also need love, right?" Tangun said absently while typing on the keyboard.

An Wu: "..." What is this?Not only did he fall into the abyss, he even started filling himself with soil.

"What if Zhi-chan is already married?" Ango continued to ask.

Tangun froze, he didn't want to move his finger on the period, and the number of periods increased crazily on the document.

"Love and lover are also allowed, right?" Tangun said with difficulty.

Ango: "..."

"You bastard, give me a little bottom line in life! Don't say anything shameless!"

"After all, I love Ji-chan deeply..." Tangun lowered his head and sighed, "If it's for love...then I can be forgiven for doing this, right?"

"How can such a thing be forgiven?! Tangun, you are afraid that your leg will be broken!" Ango's expression was completely distorted, "How can you have such a terrible three views!"

"...I'm a normal person, and I know it's wrong to do this, but it's Zhichan! If it's Zhichan, then it's fine, right? And you said you broke your leg, I don't really feel about it." Tangun His hands trembled, "If it's not right, should I go to Zhijiang's husband and politely ask him 'can you give me your wife'?"

An Wu: "..." No, this is also a matter of breaking people's three views, and it is even more embarrassing.

"Or...'Would you mind adding another person'?" Tangun looked like he was going to melt?up.

Obviously, what he said was about to turn his own three views upside down and bombard him again.

"Or..." Tangun seemed to think of another hypothesis.

Ango immediately removed the bread on the table and stuffed it into Tangun's mouth: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked you this kind of question from the beginning."

Hearing Tangun keep saying "That's Zhichan", Anwu still couldn't hold back: "It's alright, alright, it's okay if your Zhichan isn't married?"

Tangun immediately turned his head to look at Ango, the mirror reflected the light from the screen, and said quietly, "Ango, so you know Zhichan..."

Ango felt that Tangun's tone was a little dangerous.

"Why? Zhi-chan knows you, so she should know me too...Why did she only tell you her identity but not me?" Tangun approached Ango like a ghost, "Hey, Ango, you and Zhi-chan What's the relationship with sauce? Why do you know who she is? Did Zhichan hate me so he didn't tell me who she was?"

"Saka, Kou, An, I?" Tangun called Ango's name word by word.

Ango pushed Tangun away, and pushed his head back forcefully, the smell of jealousy was too strong: "...Wait, wait! The things between you are none of my business! I'm just an innocent passerby! Jun!"

Why didn't he understand Dazai's hints that were almost pasted on his face, but Ango just said a few words casually and was so perceptive!

"You bastard who values ​​sex and despises friends!"

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai: Ango, you and Tangun are so close and eager to talk~ Ango: I’ve already said that I’m just an innocent little white rabbit!none of my business!Listen up: off, me, fart, thing!

Ango: Don't treat me as a sandwich between the two of you!I firmly refuse this kind of threesome!

Dazai: ...Tangun proposed to have a threesome with you Ango (collapse): This is your point!

Dazai (laughs): I think we need to have a good chat.

Ango: Can't you understand human speech? !Are you and Tan really a family when it comes to emphasizing sex over friends?

Dazai: ...

Ango: Are you reflecting?

Dazai (covering his face): It's not a family, but a family. Ango finally said something human.

Ango (tired): Am I talking to aliens?

The best victim in this chapter-Ango.

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