My name is Dazai

In the mall, Dazai was holding a white skirt.

The salesperson next to him looked at him with regret in his eyes.

You bought the dress as a gift for your girlfriend, right?

Why do all the good-looking people have girlfriends, so she is too embarrassed to talk about things other than work.

The tall man in the sand-colored windbreaker looks weird with the bandages on his body, but the seriousness in his eyes when he stares at the skirt makes people wonder, if he is looking at himself with this kind of eyes Woolen cloth?

Maybe it will make people feel like falling in love?

"This dress..." Dazai pondered, "Is there a size I can wear?"

The salesperson's first reaction was "His voice is really nice", but when she noticed what Dazai said, her face contorted instantly because of the unexpected words: "...what?"

From "buy a dress for my girlfriend" to "buy a dress for myself" quickly.

channel?From a love story to a funny one in an instant.

And the salesperson's brain couldn't handle such a rapid cross-screen, so it short-circuited.

"Well, this dress hides my figure more. If I wear it, it will probably just cover my large male skeleton..." Dazai said to himself, then lifted the skirt up and looked at his own eyes.

Huge amount of information for the clerk to digest?After waiting for a long time, after waiting for her to process the information, her face was still a bit stiff, but out of professionalism?Tokuro pointed out one thing to Dazai: "Sir, this dress is indeed for women who are overweight, but there is absolutely no size that you can wear."

What is a 1.8-meter man thinking?

Do you still think that you are a little baby who can be held in your hands?

"No..." Dazai put down the skirt with a sigh, and put it back on, "Okay then, I'll go check out the wig."

Wearing pants means nothing, and flat chest means nothing.

The salesperson said, sir, what exactly do you want to do!It always feels like you're planning something terrible!

Dazai walked out of the shop, leaning on the wall with his arms.

A height of 1.8 meters doesn't mean anything, and short hair doesn't mean anything, Adam's apple... don't some girls still have beards?

This means nothing!

Dazai thought to himself if he told Tangun that he was actually just a girl who looked very male, would Tangun believe it?

hateful!If it was that little slug in Chuya, it would definitely be very natural to wear women's clothing!The arrogant young lady with foreign characters also has a special flavor!

At this time, he actually envied Nakaya's 1.6 meters!

Tangun didn't know what happened in the mall next door.

He and Zhi Jiang met at this shopping mall.

He also bought the ring impulsively, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with his impulsiveness. Isn't his purpose just to marry Zhijiang?

Tangun touched the box in the pocket of the windbreaker, although he didn't regret it, it didn't mean he wasn't nervous.

There are still 10 minutes left before the time agreed upon by Hezhi-chan.

So what to do?

Tangun suddenly saw the crepe shop in the shopping mall.

Tangun thought for a moment, then went to buy two flavors of crepes.Before buying the crepes, he sent a message to tell Zhijiang where he is now, and by the way, he will be holding two crepes in his hand.

Girls generally like sweets, but Zhijiang never mentioned to him whether he likes sweets or not.

Tangun asked the clerk to bite into two kinds of crepes that girls like more, he has his own caution.

Zhijiang must be reluctant to eat two servings alone. Men who eat two servings of high-calorie crepes will feel full, let alone girls.

But if you want both flavors...

Will he be able to share crepes with Zhijiang?

Inside, Tangun seemed to have a villain covering his mouth and sniggering.

How will Zhijiang appear?

She is a person with a bad character, and she will probably suddenly appear from behind him, cover his eyes and ask him who she is.

No... I feel that Zhijiang is also very timid, maybe he will sit next to him for a long time pretending not to know him, and then yell to scare him after confirming his safety like a cat.

A person sat next to Tangun.

From the corner of my eye, I knew it was a man.

Definitely not a sauce.

Tangun didn't give the other party a look at all, but moved to one side, keeping a distance.

The time soon came to the time agreed by the two of them.

But Zhijiang has not appeared yet.

Tangun thought that girls have the right to be late.

And it's not necessarily that you're really late, but that you're afraid to go forward.

Of course, what is even more tragic is that he was released as a pigeon.

The man next to him moved in Tangun's direction a few more times.

Tangun said in his heart, hey, can't you see that I want to keep my distance from you?

It may also be that his hint was not obvious enough, so Tangun moved to the side again.

The people next to him got up.

Tangun felt that the other party understood.

But he did not leave, instead he bent down and blew into Tangun's ear: "Tangun, what are you hiding?" "Dazai?" Tangun raised his head and saw an unexpected person, "Didn't you say you Do you have a date, too?"

"Hmm." Dazai replied nasally.

"It's the appointed time here, Dazai..." Before Tangun finished speaking, Dazai grabbed his left hand with one hand, and then grabbed the crepe on his right hand.

Tangun was stunned.

"Didn't Tangun ask me to come here?" Dazai licked the cream on his mouth, and smiled, "I'm Ji-chan~" Tangun's expression was blank, as if all the strength in his body had been drained.

Dazai catches the crepe, preventing it from falling to the floor, and looks at Tangun.

Tangun's breathing gradually stagnated, and an expression appeared on his face as if he was about to cry.

"... Dazai... you're lying to me, aren't you? You're lying to me, aren't you?" Tangun covered his face with his hands.

Dazai moved closer to Tangun, carefully watching his expression, like a dog trying to comfort the excrement shoveler with its paws, but was a little scared, and could only look up at him with its head half curled up and its paws curled up.

Tangun said cheating, because he wanted to say that Dazai was not Zhichan, but he deliberately lied to him like this, and he would also say that he cheated on the Internet by pretending to be a woman, but Dazai dared not ask.

Tangun slowly lowered his hands, lowered his head, there was no expression on his face, and he didn't speak, just sat there so dejected.

Dazai felt that the atmosphere was really scary, he sneered a few times, holding the crepe in his hand: "Then...Tangun, I still have something to do, so I'll take a step ahead."

After finishing speaking, he walked away with a step that seemed to be calm but completely empty.

Tangun didn't look at him, but just sat there until the mall closed.

The author has something to say: Small Theater—Tangun: QwQ Dazai: Tangun, there is something I want to ask you.

Tangun: You lied to me and still want to ask me some questions, uuuuuuu, do you want to see me burst into tears?

Dazai: It's about crepes.

Tangun (sobbing): Just ask.

Dazai (smiling): You have seduced so many girls with this skill!

Tangun (cries out).

Tangun: Wait, this kind of thing has nothing to do with you, right?

Dazai: I'm jealous, jealous, jealous!

Tangun: Do you dare to say that you haven't teased it clearly?

Dazai: But why do I feel that I am not as skilled as you!

Chuya: Dazai, you scumbag, it’s natural for anyone to wear women’s clothing!

Dazai: It was you!

Tangun: ...I feel irrefutable!

Chuya (shocked): Tangun, are you speaking for him? !

Dazai: Hmph, Tangun is still biased towards me~ Little slug, let’s admit defeat.

Chuya (cursing and rolling up his sleeves): Damn mackerel...

Tangun: Woohoo!Don't hit, don't hit!

Ango: ...The focus is completely off the mark.It seems to have seen Dazai's inner villain make a victory gesture and say that the plan is successful.