My name is Dazai

Tangun was going to find a car.

Instead of driving home, I wanted to sleep in the car.

But the way back to the car became strange and twisted.

"Don't twist...don't twist..." Tangun felt that the road was like a snake?Writhing wildly.

However, in the eyes of others, is Tangun like a snake?curve movement.

After not taking a few steps, Tangun tripped and fell onto the grass by the river with a thud.

But he didn't fall off, but fell asleep lying on the ground, but the posture was very funny, Tangun was almost on the ground, lying on the grass, snoring, and one foot was still on the asphalt road.

One sighed, turned Tangun over, and dragged Tangun so that his head was up the slope and his feet were down the slope.

Dazai sat beside Tangun, with one hand on his knee, and sighed deeply, "Tangun, I can't move you."

Drunk people are dead.

Although all the same?weight, but carrying a sober person on his back, the other party will cooperate with the appropriate posture.

Although Tangun is not as tall as Dazai, he definitely weighs more than Dazai. This is a matter of muscle mass.

Although Tangun sat in the office and worked overtime every day, his strength proved that he never relaxed and exercised. He was definitely the type who could make Dazai cry for a long time with one punch.

How could Dazai rest assured that Tangun is a bit perverted alone, but he put a bug and a locator on Tangun when he was in the mall, and he himself stayed not far from Tangun.

Tangun did have anti-reconnaissance skills--this is a necessary skill for the Supernatural Secret Service Division, but he was absolutely unable to find out when he was in a state of desperation.

So, he heard everything that slug teased Tangun!

Tangun replied in a daze, then opened his eyes.

Dazai looked down at Tangun, "Hi."

He was not afraid of Tangun hitting him.

It’s not that he hasn’t had a drink with Tangun before——Dazai is very proud of the achievement of getting the assistant officer drunk in the Supernatural Secret Service Division. Tangun is easy to get excited after drinking, but there is nothing to stimulate him He'll look cute again.

Although Tangun was scumbag, but when Tangun was drunk, Tangun would not have the idea of ​​beating him.

Tangun raised one hand, wrapped his arms around Dazai's waist, and then pressed half of his body on Dazai, pushing Dazai down.

"Hey...Tangun, did you really listen to that little slug and plan to fuck me?" Dazai said, but he didn't actually resist.

"Dazai... Ji-chan..." Tangun rubbed his head against Dazai's chin like a clingy cat.

Because he drank too much, his voice was very drawn out, as if he was acting like a baby? .

In fact, he is acting like a baby.

"Hmm~ What does Tangun want to do to me?" Dazai lay on the grass.

"Yes, yes..." Tangun's head clicked.

Dazai could smell the alcohol on Tangun's body: "Do you want me? Okay..."

"Kiss." Tangun blinked and said in a childlike tone.

Dazai: "..."

Wait, didn't the little slug Zhongye push you to fuck me?Why are the thoughts in your head so pure now?

Are you a disqualified sea king Tangun put a finger into Dazai's mouth and gave it a little stir, then Tangun took the finger out.

He was dazed, so he rubbed his eyes with Dazai's saliva on his hands.

After rubbing his eyes, Tangun seemed to wake up a little, he lowered his head and kissed Dazai's lips.

Both of them have rich kissing skills, so this kiss lasted for a long time.

After waiting for Tangun to finish kissing, he seemed to be satisfied, and went straight to sleep on Dazai's body.

Dazai touched his broken lips and sneered, "Tangun, is that all?"

Tangun smacked his mouth, originally this was a very pure gesture, but since the two had just finished kissing, this smack seemed to be tasting something else weird.

Dazai pushed the drunken Tangun away, and started to unbutton his clothes.

"Tangun, you've angered me~" Dazai said with a smile.

"Did Tan not come today?" An Wu heard someone whispering.

Only then did Ango realize that Tangun hadn't gone to work today.

"...Hey..." An Wu covered his forehead.

Of course, Dazai wasn't there either.

When he was about to leave the core area to call Tangun outside, he saw Tangun rushing over with his shaggy hair.

"Tan?" Ango looked in shock at Tangun who seemed to be rolling on the grass.

Although Tangun tried his best to keep himself tidy, there were some grass clippings that could not be cleaned up on his hair and clothes, his body still smelled strongly of alcohol, and his face was flushed.

"Sorry... I'm late." Tangun bowed ninety degrees to admit his mistake.

No.?I had to go to work the next day and ended up getting drunk. No matter how I thought about this kind of thing, I had to apologize seriously.

An Wu ground his teeth, and said bitterly: "You still know?"

Just don't know if he is angry at Tangun or Dazai.

It's a pity that he only caught the honest Tangun today.

"You bastard..." Even though Ango wanted to reprimand Tangun, but thinking that Tangun was played by Dazai severely, and with Tangun's obsession with Zhichan, his heart would probably be broken now.

In fact, even if Tangun skipped work today, Ango couldn't get angry.

Who said that the culprit is Dazai, the scourge?

"Forget it, are you on vacation today? You look drunk? You can't go to work, or rest in the duty room." An Wu pinched the bridge of his nose.

Tangun nodded, what do you think of yourself today?It's true that Zizi can't work. He is not a brave person. Since he feels uncomfortable, he should go to rest quickly and then make up his progress when he is refreshed. This is the most reasonable. He planned to go to the duty room to take a rest, but he suddenly stopped down.

Ango, who was always worried about Tangun, immediately asked, "What's wrong with you?" "I don't know why...it hurts so much." Tangun squatted down and curled up, probably because Ango himself had given him a holiday. He relaxed. The pain became apparent.

"Where does it hurt?" An Wu asked with concern.

Tangun blushed a little.

"Where does it hurt?" Ango didn't get an answer, thinking that Tangun was in so much pain that he couldn't speak, he asked a little nervously, "Do I need to see a doctor?"

If it is excessive drinking, it may be very harmful to the body.

"No, no need..." Tangun hurriedly stopped Ango, and then stammered, "It's just the chest...there and the bottom of the chest hurt."

"It seems that the skin is broken, probably because of a bad fall last night?" Tangun explained in this way.

He probably refused to think of other possibilities.

Ango: "..."

The bottom hurts... Anwu naturally understood it as pain in the chrysanthemum.

Damn it, you shouldn't be raped, right?

Ango looked at Tangun with an expression that shocked the whole family for 100 years.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year~ Mi, the time limit for long comments will be [-] and it will end on the third day of the Lunar New Year (relaxed).

By the way, I plan to update the rules of adding more that day...

Owing more to the point of breaking down, don't even want to forget it.

The specific number of words owed will be calculated on the third day of the Lunar New Year. QAQ Small Theater——Ango (heartbreaking): Tangun! ! !

Dazai: No Japanese.

Ango:? ? ?

Dazai: It’s just that I was sucked all night and my skin was broken.

Tangun:? ? ?

Ango: Tangun, what did he do wrong!

Dazai: Don't miss me!

Ango: Fuck...

Chuya: Mackerel is crazy.