My name is Dazai

"So Dazai, you can still cook normal people's meals..."

An Wu waited for a long time but did not get a strange feeling.

Tangun was already asleep, and it seemed that there was nothing serious about it.

"For a genius, this is not a problem at all~" Dazai put Tangun down on the bed.

Tangun huddled into a ball again.

Ango: "..." So you showed me and Oda Tsukuru the meal... Was it on purpose?

He couldn't help but imagine that if he or Odasaku were sick back then, Dazai would never cook such normal meals, and he would still cook dark dishes.

Such Dazai has grown up and knows how to temporarily stop harming others when others are sick.

"Dazai, can you come out for a while?" Ango hooked his fingers at Dazai.

Dazai was playing with Tangun's hair, when he heard Ango's words, he raised his head: "What does Ango want to say to me?"

Ango Sakaguchi watched Dazai close the door, he took a deep breath, he knew that Dazai hated him now, but even if some words would make him even more hated by Dazai, he would say: "Dazai, tell Tangun that you hate him .”

Dazai's eyes widened, as if he didn't expect him to say such words: "Why?"

"Neither refuse nor agree... Dazai, Tangun is not a weak person, but this is not the reason for you, a coward, to put all the pressure on Tangun." Ango pursed his lips and stared at Dazai and said, "I thought about it later , At that time, you refused to tell Tangun that you were Zhichan because you were afraid of being hated by Tangun, right?"

Ango still knows Dazai well. Although the relationship is getting worse now, he still has feelings for Dazai's sensitive character.

It's just that like Oda Saku, he doesn't have the heart to poke Dazai's safe zone.

"Dazai, no matter what, Tangun shouldn't be treated like this. He was afraid that you would be afraid, and he didn't even dare to go to you when you were hiding from him. I said, Dazai..." Ango pressed Dazai's shoulder.

Dazai was not as tall as him when he was still in the port mafia, but now he is a little taller than him, which made Ango feel emotional and angry.

How old are you, and you can only evade this trick?

"...I see. I'll talk about it." Dazai raised his hands and said in a relaxed tone with a smile on his face, "Ango, you can rest assured..."

He was then punched in the stomach by Ango.

Although Anwu didn't use any force, his face was full of anger: "Don't you understand what is a provocateur? Dazai, you idiot! I mean..."

I thought this guy had grown up just now, but now, he is still that little kid.

Ango took a deep look at Dazai: "Forget it, since you have given up, then forget it."

"You fabricated Zhi-chan based on Tangun's favorite type, right? I also know Tangun's favorite type." Ango straightened his cuffs, "This kind of threat is really low-level, and I never thought that I would There will be a day that threatens you..."

As for how much Dazai would feel threatened...

That depends on how much he cares about Tangun.

"You two guys..." The door was suddenly pulled open.

Holding the cooling patch in his hand, Tangun gritted his teeth: "Did you ask me?"

Dazai supported Tangun, preventing Tangun from falling to the ground again.

"Didn't you get burned? Why did you wake up again?" Ango stretched out his hand to Tangun's neck, "The temperature doesn't seem to have changed much."

Could this guy be pretending before?

In order to cheat food and cheat relatives.

Dazai and Ango suspected one thing at the same time.

Although Tangun was honest, that was compared to dishonest people like them.

Actually...

Kittens also have bad intentions.

Tangun's provocative ability should never be underestimated. When Ango was alone and lonely, Tangun played with girls every festival.

It's not on the same level at all, and because of this, Ango knows exactly what type Tangun likes.

"I don't want anyone else, I only like Dazai." Tangun said in Dazai's arms.

Ango: "...I'm speaking for you."

Tangun and Dazai whispered "Hurry up and hold me tight", and then said to Ango, "Understood, thank you, Ango."

"Let me tell you, Tan, aren't you posting too much forcefully? In TV dramas, the infatuated and unrepentant male second character ends up watching the female lead marry the male lead."

"Who is the hero?" Tangun muttered.

Ango: "..."

I said who is the hero, are you going to throw his ashes away?

Dazai hugged Tangun from under his arm, "I'm not the mistress either!"

Tangun didn't speak, but snored again.

Ango looked at Tangun lying in Dazai's arms, and deeply doubted whether he was in the way.

"I'm leaving first, I have to work overtime." Anwu felt that he had become the role of a light bulb, and ran away with a wave of his hand. "I've bought new antipyretics. By the way, throw away that pile of aspirin."

And Dazai looked at Tangun, who fell asleep again limply: "...you should wake up...how can I take you back?" "Mr. Tan is not here." up.

But Ranbu stopped him: "Yes, he is sick."

"Hey..." Nakajima Atsushi sighed a little disappointed.

"That fellow Dazai is late again!" Kunikida yelled angrily.

He had just finished calling when his cell phone rang.

"Kunikida, I'm going to take sick leave today~" Dazai said in a relaxed voice, "I haven't recovered from my fever yet."

"Dazai, you bastard, who are you kidding when you say you have a fever!" Kunikida Doppo said bitterly, Dazai's words were simply playing him for a fool.

"Hey, how can Kunikida say that? I clearly called you while suppressing my discomfort." Dazai said with a smile, "If you don't believe me, I'll take a picture of the thermometer for you to see."

"Hey, you don't know how to stick the thermometer in hot water, do you?" Kunikida was a teacher and knew a hundred little tricks about students asking for sick leave.

"No, it was freshly taken out of his mouth." Dazai said while stroking Tangun's head.

Tangun seemed to feel comfortable being smoothed, and made a purring sound.

"Dun, Dazai and Tan are together, you can ask him." Ranpo said.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Sure enough, it wasn't Dazai-san who had a fever but Tan-san.

Who would believe that these two people didn't have an affair?

"Dazai, is anyone coming?" Tangun lay on Dazai's lap.

"Well, he's a junior from the detective agency." Dazai covered the microphone with his hand.

"Is Dazai going to run away?" Tangun continued to ask.

"Why did you use the word run away?" Dazai sighed, "I asked for sick leave to stay with Tangun~ Don-kun just came here to get documents? Documents to do."

"Is that so..." Tangun seemed to be falling asleep again.

"Is there anything Tangun wants to eat? Let Don-kun buy it for you." Dazai said.

"Just be the same as Dazai." Tangun had a fever and lost his appetite, so it doesn't matter if his stomach still hurts.

"Then please ask Atsushi to buy some milk and bread in the supermarket." Dazai said this to Tangun as well as to Nakajima Atsushi.

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

"Will Dazai accompany me?" Tangun asked, pulling Dazai's belt.

"……meeting."

"Will it be in the future? Will you live with me?" Tangun said that he didn't even know what he was talking about.

"...Yes yes yes. So can Tangun take off your handcuffs?" Dazai looked at Tangun who was burned to the point of confusion and wanted to lock him up.

He was good at picking locks, but if Tangun burned the keyhole in a daze, he would be helpless.

Dazai looked at Tangun's bedside table, there were handcuffs and a gun in it...

Tch, why is it a gun and not something with a more weird style of painting

"Does Dazai hate me?" Tangun tugged at Dazai's collar.

Dazai also let him drag.

The buttons were torn off by Tangun, exposing his chest.

"I don't hate it."

"Do you like it?" The conversation was very childish, but Tangun asked tirelessly.

"I like Tangun." Dazai sighed, since he was caught by Tangun, he couldn't continue to escape, so he simply admitted.

"Hmm." Tangun climbed onto Dazai.

Dazai fell under Tangun's gravity.

Tangun hugged Dazai, rubbing his head against Dazai's chest: "The ring is in the cabinet below, you can put it on yourself."

Dazai: "..."

The white cat's ability to kick its nose and face lived up to the name of the cat family, and Dazai felt that his nose was painfully kicked by the white cat's foot.

"Tangun, don't ask me to wear a ring for myself just because you are sick, that's not romantic."

However, Tangun had already put his arm around Dazai's waist, snoring.

Dazai sighed and put the ring on: "Tangun, don't drool on my chest..."

"...No, it's okay to drool, I'll lick you when you wake up."

When Atsushi Nakajima found Tangun's residence, he found that the door was not closed: "Mr. Dazai, I went in directly~" However, there was no sound from inside.

Quan Jinghua drew out the knife, feeling that the room was too quiet.

Atsushi Nakajima pushed open the bedroom door, and saw two people sleeping on top of each other. Tangun was lying on top of Dazai, with messy hair, and Dazai was disheveled, lying on the bed, as if he had been fucked all over and was so tired that he fell asleep. .

The well-informed underage girl saw this scene that seemed like an afterthought, and pulled at Atsushi Nakajima with a pure face: "Atsushi, let's go first, I always feel that the time to come is inappropriate."

Pure adult Atsushi Nakajima: "...Huh?"

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai: You may not believe it, but this is actually a navel orange.

Quan Jinghua: Oh.

Dazai: Usually Tangun is suppressed by me.

Quan Jinghua: Pressing the navel orange?

Atsushi Nakajima: Meow meow?What is this encrypted dialogue Quan Jinghua: You don't need to know.

Tangun (lighting a cigarette): Forget it, Dazai, just as long as you are happy.

Dazai (bragging): I often tell Tangun that I move.

Tangun: ...That is actually true from a certain point of view.

Dazai: Tangun moved by himself very obediently.

Tangun: ...

Ango: Tangun moves on his own, and Dazai-kun just needs to lie flat and let "beep--", is that what you mean?

Dazai: ... Ango! ! !Don't you believe that I'm the one with Ri Tangun?What about trust between people? !

Quan Jinghua: Angry from embarrassment?