My name is Dazai

"Why are you here again?" Kobayashi looked at Dazai with a disgusted expression.

He knew that Tangun liked Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency, and naturally he knew that Osamu Dazai was always avoiding Tangun.

As Tangun's assistant, Kobayashi was naturally displeased with Dazai.

In other words, in fact, the sub-bureau of the Supernatural Secret Service Division is not happy with Dazai.

Tangun is not a difficult boss. On the contrary, he has a gentle temper. He has worked with the assistant officer for two years and has accumulated four years of work experience. He has strong supernatural abilities and is a versatile character.

Even when they were not busy, they could even get snacks like biscuits and cakes baked by Tangun—although they were made for them when Dazai made them.

Dazai dog man, if he doesn't like it, he just refuses, there are plenty of them who want to chase after Tangun.

I want to date him even if I don't want to get married.

There are a lot of cp addicts in the sub-bureau, as long as it's not Dazai.

So they wish Tangun would not be with Dazai.

It's just that things don't go as they thought.

"Mr. Tan is not here." Xiao Lin lowered his head and sorted out the books.

On weekdays, he incidentally takes a part-time job as a librarian in disguise.

"Really?" Dazai asked.

"Really." Kobayashi put the label on the side of the book.

"Really" Dazai's voice trembled.

"Really." Xiao Lin didn't raise his head.

"It's so pitiful..." Dazai covered his face.

Xiao Lin sneered, who cares that you are not pitiful.

A man who doesn't even have a crematorium is not entitled to be pitied.

"Tangun will hide in the office and wipe his tears if he doesn't see me, right?" Dazai wiped the crocodile's tears, "Because I want to save face, I can only let out a low sobbing sound, and it's because you guys are blocking me."

Kobayashi gave him his back.

"Ah, our fateful couple..." Dazai clutched his chest, "It was because of you annoying guys that we separated. What would Tangun do without me?"

"Alright Dazai, stop teasing Kobayashi." Tangun walked down the steps with a pile of books in his arms.

Although it is a disguise, it must be performed outside occasionally to be perfect.

"I teased him." Dazai put his hands behind Tangun's back, and then wrapped his neck around his neck, asking Tangun to carry him, "It's clear that he was teasing me, but he lied to me that Tangun was not there when he knew you were there."

Dazai looked at Kobayashi and gave a smirk, revealing the face of a treacherous concubine offering slander: "Quick, Tangun, punish him! Deduct his salary! Deduct his bonus! Confiscate his vacation! Make him bald!"

As he said that, he also turned the ring on his finger with his hand to provoke Kobayashi.

The corner of Kobayashi's mouth twitched, wishing he could beat that bitch Dazai to death with his own hands.

"The one who should be deducted the most is Dazai, right?" Tangun carried Dazai on his back, moved the book in front of Kobayashi, "Isn't it the working hours of the Armed Detective Agency?"

"That's right...but I'm up~ I'm here~ Kunikida must be looking for me in a panic, right?" Dazai put his legs around Tangun's waist and hugged him tighter, "He must have thought I went into the water or hanged myself again, but he wouldn't think that I was dating Tangun in the library~" "I really want to see Kunikida looking for me to find a broken expression~" Kobayashi: "..."

This kind?Why hasn't the bitch been beaten to death yet? "Ah, this..." Tangun pondered for a long time, then changed the subject, "Does Dazai want to eat?"

Kobayashi felt that even with Tangun's filter, he couldn't give a proper comment.

You scolded him for skipping work!

"Eat western food." Dazai bit Tangun's ear, "I got a meal ticket for a western restaurant, and I want to have a candlelight dinner with Tangun~ Under the dim candlelight, Tangun can hook my calf with his feet .”

Tangun: "..." He also had the urge to skip work.

"Come on, let's skip work together, Tangun~ Although the candlelight dinner is only exciting when night falls, but we can go out to play first, is skipping work the most interesting and happiest?" Dazai tempted like a devil Tangun.

No, he can't be moved.

Tangun warned himself.

"Or let's go buy some interesting props together?" Dazai said, "What kind of items does Tangun like?"

Tangun: "..."

"Kobayashi, I'm going out for a while. Dazai just told me about something very important. I'll go out and deal with it." Tangun stuffed his identification tag into his pocket, "Call me if there is any emergency."

Kobayashi: "...Are you going to skip work?"

"It's an emergency." Tangun said righteously.

"If you don't admit that you missed work, I won't cover you." Xiao Lin said indifferently.

Tangun: "..."

Dazai poked Tangun's waist: "Admit it quickly, Tangun~" Seeing that Tangun didn't want to admit it, he wanted Tangun to admit it.

Cats are nasty.

Tangun's cheeks gradually turned red: "Just this one time, please, Kobayashi. Don't tell others that I skip work..."

Xiaolin: "Oh."

Believe me, there is a ghost this time.

Looking at Dazai's dog comparison, and Tangun's unsteady expression, you know it's a thing that happened again and again.

"Mr. Tan, you have changed." You are no longer the social animal who will work overtime honestly.

Kobayashi was very heartbroken.

But what can he do?Of course, the boss you raise must be pampered to the end.

He watched Tangun and Dazai leave, bowed his head and continued to organize things.

After an unknown amount of time, a person stood in front of him.

Sakaguchi Ango looked around, "Kobayashi, where's Tangun?"

Xiaolin: "..."

Mr. Tan, I can't play this cover anymore.

Sakaguchi Ango's hand happened to be placed on the table in front of Kobayashi.

Fall theory.

Ango: "..."

He stared at Kobayashi.

Xiao Lin smiled awkwardly: "That... assistant officer, if I say that Mr. Tan is constipated, and I really don't want people to know, so I let me cover it, will you believe me?"

Ango Sakaguchi showed a kind smile: "Hehe."

The author has something to say: Small Theater——An Wu: Well, this if line should be renamed, from Social Animal Tan to Qiaoban Tan.

Tangun: ...why was he caught when he skipped work for the first time!

Kobayashi: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu......

Dazai: Pfft.

Ango: Dazai, you are very happy...Come on, I have extra work for Tangun~ Dazai (chokes).

Chuya: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tangun: ...Thank you, I was persecuted.

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