My name is Dazai

Tangun put a bunch of strange props in the trunk, and suddenly remembered something: "Dazai, where did you get the meal coupon?"

He didn't think Dazai had the luck of that lottery.

He also didn't think Dazai would have money in his pocket.

Described by Ango as a poor god?How could it be possible to have money?

"It was sent by a lovely client as a thank you." Dazai said.

"...cute" As far as Tangun knew, Dazai would never use cute on a man—maybe Tangun is the only exception, so the only way to use cute is...

"It's a lady." Dazai nodded with a smile.

Tangun felt a pain in his head: "Are you sure you didn't give you the meal coupon because you wanted to go on a date?"

He could even imagine a girl shyly taking out two meal coupons and saying to Dazai, "I have two meal coupons here, do you have time, Mr. Dazai?"

Then Dazai, who is a dog by nature, took the two meal coupons and said to the girl, "Thank you lovely lady, I will go with my boyfriend."

Tangun could even imagine the other party's heartbroken voice.

"Duddu——" Dazai made a "wrong answer" prompt, "it's a 50-year-old lovely woman."

Tangun: "...50 years old is also possible."

With Dazai's face, it is possible to be raised as a foster child.

"It's not cute to be 50 years old, is it?" Tangun trembled at Dazai's words.

Dazai patted Tangun on the shoulder: "Are you like this? No way, girls are cute regardless of age."

"...It's really fraternity." Tangun felt that as far as the king of the sea was concerned, Dazai's hunting range was definitely several times that of his.

"Anyway, that lady gave one piece to each member of the Armed Detective Agency, and I exchanged Mr. Ranpo's share with snacks." Compared to Western food, Ranpo is more interested in crude snacks.

As for whether it's a loss or not... Luanbu thinks it's a good deal anyway, or even someone else?proposed.

"I see..." Tangun turned his head to look at Dazai, "But why are you smiling so badly?"

"It's Tangun's illusion~" "Tangun, open your mouth, ah—" This voice was very recognizable to Zhongye's ears, "Why don't Tangun sit on my lap and I'll feed you."

"Dazai, it's just a piece of bread." Another voice tried to suppress his presence, "Don't be like this?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and the knife in his hand made a sound on the plate.

No, you have to ignore them.

He picked up the red wine glass and told himself to calm down.

"No~ we two came together, this is a couple's date, of course it's an intimate act only for a couple's date~" Dazai stared at Chuya Nakahara, with one hand pinching Tangun's chin, while the other With one hand, he stuffed the bread into Tangun’s mouth with a fork, “Ah, I’m not the same as that lonely black hat slug that no one wants?~” Tangun used the menu to cover his face, he didn’t Before forgetting him, he told Nakahara that Zhijiang was not Dazai.

Zhong also pinches the wine glass.

"Tangun, quickly stretch out your thigh and let me touch it~" Dazai said this, but put his hand on Tangun's leg first.

Tangun's muscles tensed instantly.

"Poor little dwarf." Tangun heard Dazai say this, "I'm afraid I won't have such a good fortune in my life. I work overtime every day and go on business trips, so I don't have time to date at all. If I have time to date, I will be dumped, right? No Even frequent business trips will be dumped, right? Working so hard and being bald at a young age is also the result of pitiful eyes."

Dazai clasped Tangun's ankles with both feet, pulled one of his legs over, and then moved his hands up and down.

Nakahara Chuya's expression became ferocious, his eyes widened, the veins in his hands popped, and the red wine glass in his hand made a "click" sound: "Huh? What are you talking about, you scammer? Zhijiang? Thanks to your blue and white Fish has the face to call itself that."

He stood up, although he was a petite type, but when he stood up, he was definitely taller than Dazai and Tangun? .

Tangun moved the menu above his head.

Nakahara Chuya grabbed Tangun's tie: "You guy, do you remember what you said to me before? Huh?"

Tangun looked away with difficulty.

"Tan!" Zhongyuan Zhong was also angry that Dazai lied to him. Anyway, Dazai had lied to him many times, and the dog couldn't spit out ivory. What made him angry was that Tangun also kept it from him, "Do you remember when you Say what?"

Tangun looked at Dazai with a guilty conscience.

However, Dazai didn't mean to help him: "Why didn't Tangun tell the slug? Could it be that he felt ashamed to be in love with me?" Tangun showed a helpless look on his face?However, Zhong Yuan Zhong didn’t take this approach, and quickly grasped the key points: “It’s obvious that you, this disgusting mackerel woman, cheated on the Internet!”

"I don't have women's clothes. Do you think everyone is like you? Height? Is it suitable for women's clothes?" Dazai said with disgust, "Slugs are the type that the other party won't notice if they wear women's clothes, right?"

"I'm not like you? Pervert!" Chuya scolded Dazai, but pulled Tangun's tie vigorously, "Ah, what is it, what do you mean it's not suitable for women's clothing?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also found a blind spot: "Sure enough, if it wasn't your height? It doesn't fit, you would dress up as a woman to meet Tangun!"

Dazai didn't feel ashamed, but touched his cheek: "I am so tall, the little dwarf must be so jealous that his eyes are red? It's so pitiful, but if Chuya begs me humbly, maybe I will Taking back the 'blessing' given to the little dwarf back then will make Zhong Ye grow a millimeter longer."

Chuya punched Dazai violently, and Tangun immediately jumped up to catch Chuya's fist, preventing Dazai from being beaten to death by his former partner.

"Chuya, I'm sorry..." Tangun said awkwardly, not looking at Chuya.

"Look, Chuya." Dazai kissed Tangun on the cheek, "This is what happens when you don't give in~ Tangun is also your friend, right? Now your friend is mine!"

Zhong Ye: "..."

"Go to hell with the mackerel and the stupid cat!"

Dazai stuck out his tongue and made a victory gesture: "Yeah."

Central Plains was also instantly ignited.

Tangun hugged Dazai and jumped up for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: "Is this the time for you? You did it on purpose!"

Deliberately pick Zhongya's time to come to this restaurant for dinner!

Deliberately say these provocative words!

so bad!

It's all for the sake of excitement, and I came here to enclose the territory by the way!

Just to be like a child?Show off your new toy.

"I haven't eaten yet!" Tangun ran out of the restaurant, lowering his head suddenly, dodging the stone that was kicked by Zhongya.

Zhong Yuanzhong also moved his neck, like a zombie?horror advances.

"Tangun turn right." Dazai commanded, and then his hand stretched down from the back of Tangun's neck, stroking Tangun's back, "It's okay, I will feed Tangun tonight~" "Hey~full~ Oh~" The author has something to say: Small Theater—Tangun: It doesn’t matter if I’m hungry, Dazai can’t be hungry.

Dazai: Wait, Tangun!you are not……

Tangun: Hee.

Chuya: It’s been said that it’s a stupid cat and a mackerel, whether the cat eats the fish or the fish eats the cat, any fool can tell.Tan, well done.

Dazai: Next time, buy those props with Chuya’s card!Pooh!

Zhong Ye: Your green... No, it's fine.

Tangun: ...What?

Chuya: If you are buying those things and this mackerel, I can sponsor it.

Zhongye: Whip, candle, mouth ball...Tan to try?If it is all used on Dazai, I will definitely reimburse all of it without saying a word!Hey hey.If you tease him to the point of crying, you must tell me.

Dazai: An army against the general? !

Tangun: ...No, I won't say it.

Chuya: Come, come, open the door to a new world!

Mori Ogai: Yes, yes, if you are injured, you must send it to me, and I will treat it for free~ Dazai: Bah, you quack doctor and perverted lolicon!

Hongye: Ah, should Tangun learn the art of flogging?I am here for free guidance ~ Q: You must add me to play with Mr. Dazai!

Higuchi: Then I, then I...uh, then I'll cheer for you!

Tangun (running away): Help!I don't want it!Dazai, how on earth do you offend people!

Dazai (running away): I'm just a kitten, how do I know!

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