My name is Dazai

"Zhongye~" Zhongye heard this voice when he was eating.

He almost spat out the burger in disgust.

"Hey, Dazai, what do you want to do?" He also took the burger back vigilantly.

"Oh, Chuya, we've been partners for so many years, why don't you trust me at all?" Dazai approached Chuya.

Zhong Ye backed away, with disgusted and terrified expression: "Mackerel, what's your plan?"

If it was normal, Dazai would have jumped up and said "what about the slug", but Dazai still had a smile on his face: "I didn't come up with any bad ideas~ I just came to improve relations with Chuya and make friends."

"Tangun, do you think so?" The white cat above Dazai's head meowed, as if agreeing with Dazai's words.

Chuya: "...No, I don't need you and me to improve our relationship."

He and Dazai are born at odds.

He doesn't want to improve the relationship, and he doesn't want to improve the relationship at all.

Dazai patted Tangun's cat's buttocks: "Tangun, come down first, I want to have a good exchange with Chuya—zwnj; partnership."

Tangun jumped down from the top of Dazai's head, and his claws accidentally got caught in Dazai's hair again, he took a little effort to free his claws from Dazai's hair.

Dazai's hair is so annoying. This guy doesn't comb his hair in the morning after rolling around on the bed. Curly hair is easy to get tangled, and it's easier to get tangled if he doesn't comb his hair.

He made up his mind to urge Dazai to comb his hair in the future, otherwise it would be too embarrassing for his claws to be caught when he touched his hair in the future.

Tangun jumped down with a clacking sound, and then jumped onto the bookcase again.

According to his experience, meeting Dazai and Chuya—zwnj; would never be a good thing. He didn't know how many disasters he suffered.

The little cat also has his own ideas. Although he admits that Chuuya is kind, he still remembers that when he met Zhongya for the second time, Zhongya attacked him with supernatural powers.

Although Zhongye later apologized to Tangun with the dried fish, but how does Tangun feel about the average quality dried fish?Interest is not counted as forgiveness.

In any case, it is in his interest for Dazai to try to build a good relationship with Chuya.

It is also clear how annoying Dazai Tangun is to Zhong Ye, but if the relationship between the two is better and they don't fight when they meet, he will not be affected by the two fighting in the future.

"Is Chuya eating a hamburger? Come on, how about letting me feed you?" Dazai reached for the hamburger.

Zhong also opened his bloody mouth, and suddenly stuffed the whole burger into his mouth, chewed hard twice, and then choked down with difficulty, making people suspect that he was "zwnj;eating in such a tone"—zwnj; big Will the burger choke to death?

Chuuya was indeed choked, and he patted his chest.

Dazai brought over the water glass on Chuya's table: "Do you want a drink?"

Dazai didn't wait for Chuya to reply, and directly poured water into Chuya's mouth.

Chuya struggled, but he really wanted to drink water, so he could only drink it, but because Dazai fell too fast, he choked.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Dazai looked at Chuya with a smile: "Really, Chuya is too impatient."

Tangun: "..." Feeling?I feel that everything is right, and I feel that everything is wrong.

Zhong also got goosebumps.

Would he be happy with the sudden favor of his rival?

No, absolutely not.

I am afraid that everyone will feel scared, no matter how you look at it, it is full of conspiracy.

Not to mention that his deadly enemy is Dazai, a bad guy with more eyes than a sieve.

No matter how you look at it, it smells like the last supper.

"Hey, mackerel, why do you suddenly want to have a good relationship with me?" Although he felt that there was a conspiracy, Zhong Yuanzhong did not back down, but asked with Erlang's legs up.

"It's Tangun who wants me to have a good relationship with you." Dazai looked at Tangun and said.

Chuya: "..." Here it comes again.

Ever since Tangun appeared, Dazai would always mention this cat, as if he had legs with this cat, and did many things under the guise of a cat.

This time, I used Tangun's banner again to "build a good relationship" with him.

Does Shin Dazai really want to have a good relationship with him?I'm afraid it's not a different way to toss him.

Nothing knows a man better than his enemy.

Chuya and Dazai have such a tacit understanding, and they definitely understand each other's thinking.

Dazai pretends again?How good, definitely not sincerely want to have a good relationship.

"How about this, since you said you want to have a good relationship with me, how about barking like a dog?" Nakaya looked up at Dazai.

Dazai always said "dog" to Chuya. Although Chuya was angry, he didn't say Dazai was a "dog", not because Chuya was so good, but because he lost the game with Dazai—even if Dazai won and drew disgraceful.

Since there is a chance to get revenge, Chuya will not be polite.

"If this is the request..." Dazai deliberately elongated his voice.

The white shadow jumped down from the bookcase, jumped onto the table with a bang, then pushed its head against Dazai's waist, then jumped off the table again, bit Dazai's trousers, and dragged him out.

The white cat raised its head to look at Zhongya, and roared fiercely at Zhongya'—zwnj;, its tail flicked out afterimages, and then continued to pull Dazai's trouser legs.

Zhong also suddenly felt guilty.

It depends on the owner to beat the dog.

Bullying Dazai also depends on the white cat.

Dazai hates it, but Tangun, a beautiful kitten, is right.

Zhong can't say how much he likes cats, but this kind of scene always makes him feel like a bully - a scumbag.

After all, Tangun acted as if he understood human words, and his expression was too vivid.

"Oh, Tangun loves me." Dazai picked up the cat.

Tangun patted Dazai's chest.

"Okay, okay, Tangun, let's go first." Dazai stroked Tangun's head, comforting him, "I'm leaving, Chuya."

"Give up making friends with Chuya." Tangun sat on Dazai's office chair, took out a piece of paper and listed potential friends on it, "The relationship between you before was too bad, you also offended him to death Damn, if you continue to make friends with him, you will only be severely humiliated, so forget it."

Cats are unreasonable creatures.

Careful.

And Tangun also has an extra attribute of protecting his weaknesses.

"Tangun..." Dazai stretched out his hand from behind Tangun, and wrapped his arms around him.

Tangun carefully laid out his plan, seemingly completely oblivious to Dazai's movements.

Dazai pressed his cheek to the top of Tangun's head.

Tangun bit his pen with a distressed expression on his face.

Dazai couldn't resist kissing the back of Tangun's head.

Tangun turned his head and said in a bad tone, "...what are you doing?"

"I just feel that Tangun has put a lot of thought into my affairs, it's been hard work." Dazai thanked earnestly.

Tangun blinked and turned his head back: "It's good that you know."

"Hmm, so don't bother Tangun to worry about it." Dazai said while hugging Maomao.

Tangun paused slightly.

Before he had time to say anything, he heard Dazai continue saying: "I will try my best to make friends with Chuya~" Tangun: "..."

He looked back at Dazai with a complicated expression: "If you want to be disgusted, just say so."

Otherwise, he will not be able to look directly at "making friends" in the future.

He could see that Dazai and Zhong really didn't have the same aura, not to mention that the first meeting was very unpleasant, even if it was a good first meeting, they would fight afterward.

"No~" Dazai looked at Tangun innocently, "Look, Chuya's strategy is so difficult, that's how he can be worthy of Tangun's information about the past, isn't it? Besides, Chuya can handle it, but I can't handle it Woolen cloth?"

Tangun poked his brow with a pen: "I hope so."

Don't make it too difficult and you'll be overwhelmed.

"Then Tangun, now is the time for me to get paid." Dazai said to Tangun.

Tangun: "...Huh?"

"What I said to Tangun earlier was 'try'. I've worked up the courage to try, so now it's reward time!" Dazai hugged Tangun tightly.

Tangun showed a twisted smile: "I think now is the time for you to be beaten."

He even played with language traps!

The author has something to say: Dazai: It can be both disgusting and deceiving to obtain information.I, Dazai, make money!

Tangun (Cat Cat Fist): Meow meow meow meow meow!

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