My name is Dazai

But only this one was urged to write, and only this one was scared to run away by the editor.

The writer who claims to be 39 years old is the oldest among all Dazai, and also the least courageous on the outside.Obviously mentioning other Dazai in a tone of "they are all brats", but in fact it is completely unqualified to say so.

Every time the editor came to the door, he would slip away as soon as possible, and push out those bandaged Dazai (Zai Meow, Hei Shizai, and Chief Zai) to take the blame.

According to this Osamu Dazai, he just re-wrote the article he had written before.

Tangun had already discovered that this group of Dazai had a very good memory.

I haven't finished writing it yet, just because of one reason - goo.

Dazai leaned on the balcony on tiptoe: "The weather is really nice today."

"... Dazai, even if you say so, I won't agree to go out with you." Tangun said.

Then I went out and ate crabs.

Dazai, who said he wanted to raise Tangun, ordered a bunch of crabs with his royalties.The price of this high-end restaurant is very expensive. If it is consumed in this way, the author may not even be able to support himself.

"...you can't finish eating so much." Tangun's mouth twitched.

This guy Dazai will never count his appetite.

"It's okay, there are other Dazai." Mr. Writer said indifferently.

Tangun looked at Dazai.

This guy is so generous. Although he can only release one slaughter at a time, he seriously doubts that these slaughters have their own way of communication, and they have been torn apart many times.

It shows that Zai Miao always meows and rubs against him for comfort every time he is released, the leader Zai is too false and melancholic when he is released, and Hei Shizai says "you can't be gentle with children" The complaining and writer Jae yelled "I'm going to write a critique of myself" every time, however goo up to the present article.

Every slaughter is miserable, and trying to express themselves is the biggest victim.

Tangun felt sorry sometimes.

It would be great if each Dazai couldn't contact each other, otherwise these guys would really give him the illusion of "raising Gu".

"This world really doesn't know whether it's good or bad." Dazai sighed while waiting for the food, "Mr. Dazai doesn't have to cry and say to the publishing house, 'Please buy my manuscript', but no one else's." I'm also very lonely in my work."

Tangun adjusted his glasses: "Dazai's literary talent is very outstanding. If Dazai is around, then more people will be inspired. But because of Dazai's works, I am not so boring... ah, say It seems a little unfair to you."

When he said this, his eyes narrowed slightly, with gentle warmth.

Dazai blushed for a moment: "Tangun really..."

"I have to work hard too." Tangun held his chin.

Dazai felt like he was about to lose his breath.

At this time, a little blond girl put her head on the table and looked at them.

"Hey, little sister, where are your parents?" Tangun looked down at him.

Dazai looked at the blonde girl, at first he didn't react at all, but after he did, he stretched out his hand to touch the little girl.

The little girl avoided Dazai's hand, and hugged Tangun instead: "Wow, curly-haired uncle don't touch me!"

"Uncle?!" Dazai's eyes widened, "No matter how I look at it, I'm only 20 years old."

"Only uncles like Rintaro like loli, don't they?" The little girl retorted sharply, "You want to touch me as soon as you come up, aren't you the strange uncle of lolicon?"

"Pfft." Tangun couldn't hold back.

Dazai looked at him with a betrayed expression.

"Sorry, sorry." Tangun patted the little girl's head, "If he's an uncle, then so am I. What's your name?"

"I'm Alice." Alice looked at Tangun with a cute face, "Big brother is so gentle, he must not be a weird person like the curly-haired uncle next to him."

Dazai: "..."

"Where are your parents?" Tangun asked again.

"Ah, I wanted to see Rintaro cry, so I threw him away." The cute girl said vicious words with pink lips, "Although the middle-aged man crying is not cute enough , but it's definitely cool."

This time it was Tangun's turn to be silent.

At this time, food made of various crabs began to be brought up.

Tangun sighed, "Alice, sit here for a while."

Then he asked for a plate and took some food for Alice.

For children, if there is something to eat, they will sit down for a while.

"Tangun!" Dazai shouted.

"Sorry, sorry." Tangun smiled, "I'll invite you this time."

Dazai puffed up his cheeks and stood up: "I'm angry, I need to go out to breathe."

Tangun put his hands on Alice's shoulders: "Dazai!"

But the next second, he frowned hesitantly.

Why does he feel that Dazai is not really angry, but it doesn't look like he wants him to coax him.

Writer Zai walked out of the restaurant and turned into a corner.

In the next second, the writer Zai in boots disappeared, replaced by a man in a black trench coat and red scarf.

His left eye was bandaged.

He raised his eyes, and his eyes, which were much darker than that of the writer Jae, looked at the man in the white coat outside the restaurant.

Chapter 3 "Long time no see, Mr. Mori." The leader Zai raised his voice and greeted him with a slightly lower voice than Ogai Dazai's familiar voice. "Crying to find Alice"

"Alice-chan is so cute, I would really cry without her." Mori Ogai held his heart, and said in a tone that was so drawn that it was almost cute.

If it was Osamu Dazai of this world, he would probably be so disgusted that he would show an emoji and then turn around and leave.

The reality here is the leader Jae, who calmly watched Sen Ou perform.After staring at Mori Ogai and feeling awkward, he said, "I didn't expect to meet Dazai-kun without bandages here."

A Dazai without a bandage can only be a writer-jae.

Other known jays - including Jay Mew - were heavily bandaged.

Waste of device real hammer.

The writer Jae also proudly stated that this is a 39-year-old mature and attractive man who doesn't use bandages to show his uniqueness.

In fact, among a group of gangsters, the writer Jae is the one who looks not only naive but also maverick.

"What's the matter with Mr. Mori in this world." Writer Zai complained, he obviously has his own filter, but Mori Ogai in this world seems to have the skill of "clearing Dazai's favorability in a short time" , "Like a pervert, I want to call the police."

Hei Shizai praised silently: "I said it was a bad idea to bury myself opposite Mr. Sen after death, and you still refused to accept it at the time."

Zai Miao pawed twice in the direction of Mori Ogai, as if burying his papa.Even if he behaved like an ordinary cat in front of Tangun, how could Dazaike's cat be ordinary?

Mori Ogai also looked at the leader Jae.

He is familiar with the speed at which Osamu Dazai tied the bandages. Even he, there is no way to wrap the bandages in such a short time before changing clothes.

You must know that Osamu Dazai still cares about his own image, and the bandage perfectly hidden under the curly hair is the proof.

Is this Dazai?

Or, is this Dazai human?

It should be said...

"Supernatural ability?" The leader Jae seemed to see through Mori Ogai.

As the leader of the boss of Mafia in the port, he sometimes feels that he has made himself into the appearance of Mori Ogai's enhanced version with the debuff debuff.Although it is disgusting, the leader Jae feels that when facing Mori Ogai, he can read minds like Edogawa Ranpo facing ordinary people.

Mori Ogai watched the leader Jae warily.

Alice is largely controlled by him, and Alice's upper IQ is actually his IQ upper limit.

But there are many different abilities, and no one can tell what the principle is.

Is it because the person called "Tangun" has a terrifying intelligence like Dazai, or is it because the humanoid ability itself is very intelligent.

Mori Ogai didn't know.

"Does Dazai-kun know about this?" Mori Ogai asked.

This Dazai is naturally referring to a certain Buteizai.

The leader Zai tilted his head slightly, showing a look of disdain: "What's the matter with him?"

Tangun may not know it, but the Dazai have long known that there is another "Dazai Ruler" in this world, and Zaimiao is in charge of investigating this matter.

But no one was going to tell Wu Jingzai such a thing.

Dazai will be narcissistic, but he can't appreciate the "other self". The peace is rare now, and he is completely tearing up like raising a gu on weekdays.

And Tangun is so good, the Dazai have no doubt that Buteizai will also like it... The less such things as competitors, the better.

Dazai is probably a creature that is easy to empathize with. After the writer Zai went mad with Amway Tangun, their favorability for Tangun soared all the way.

Instead of letting Buthenzai know that everyone else likes Tangun, it is better to let Buthenzai think that Tangun is a pervert who can make humanoid supernatural powers into his appearance.

It's just wronging Tangun.

Tangun, who was waiting for Dazai to come back before he even started eating, couldn't help but tilt his head and sneezed.

Who wants to cheat him!

Chapter 4 "Do you like that curly-haired man?" Asked Alice, who seemed to be addicted to calling writer Jae Curly-haired man.

If Wu Jingzai was here, she would never dare to say such a thing.

"Huh? I like it." Tangun replied without thinking.

It's nothing to be ashamed to admit.

"Don't you want to get any closer to him?" Alice asked.

Mori Ogai seemed to be looking at Tangun through Alice's eyes.

Want to get a little closer?

The performance of this leader Zai is really like another possibility of Dazai, this Tangun really understands Dazai.Whether it is the dark side or the light side, there is an extremely thorough understanding.

This kind of understanding is like a pervert... Heh, people are greedy, and after getting this, they can't help but want more.These fake "Dazai" can satisfy him for a while, but can he really resist not getting close afterwards?

Now, please answer him.

The black mud of Mori Ogai was churning, and in contrast to that was the bewildered Tangun.

How close?

How close?

Although Tangun has always regarded the Dazai as his closest people, and never had the idea that they belonged to his humanoid abilities, but their relationship is indeed like this.

How come this is any closer?

If it's Dazai... If it's this way of dying for love, there seems to be nothing unacceptable, it's a happy way to die.

"This...isn't it already good?" Tangun instinctively felt that there was something in Alice's words, and this intuition was cultivated in the battle of wits and courage with Dazai.

But he didn't know Alice well, so he just fooled around like this.

"So...then why don't you buy some clothes for the uncle? How could you not dress him up if you like him?" Alice urged.

"...Ah, no need, Dazai himself likes to change clothes." Thinking of the clothes in his closet full of clothes, Tangun felt helpless.The clothes are mainly bought by the author Jae, who can play dress-up games with himself, but the leader Jae and Hei Shizai wear black clothes on weekdays and don't change styles very much.

It was ridiculed by the writer Zai as "low clothing".

Tangun felt that he had also been connoted, and he was not a person who was particular about clothes.Dazai basically bought his clothes for him by the way. If it wasn’t that Tangun didn’t like wasting time on such things, Tangun felt that Dazai would play dress-up games with him and dress him up like a doll. mean.

Alice puffed up her cheeks: "I really hate changing clothes, and I really can't chat with uncle."

Mori Ogai, who saw Tangun through Alice's eyes, was about to explode.

What kind of angel is this humanoid ability that can change clothes for himself!

... No, no matter how you look at it, Dazai-kun can't be compared with an angel, it's obviously black mud like asphalt.

Tangun fell into deep thought.

Uncles really like to play dress-up games?Dazai has really become an uncle, no, no, the uncle in Alice's mouth is the real uncle. Judging from his tone of voice and style of doing things, Dazai should be a cute girl.

What's wrong with girls playing dress up games

Tangun righteously double-standarded, and found a reason for Dazai not knowing whether he should be called Dazai Black or Dazai Chef.

Chapter 5 "This feeling is awesome. Tangun doesn't know anything, and I'm outside solving problems for him." Writer Jae indulged himself, "It's like a wife is at home and her husband is outside sheltering her from the wind and rain."

Chief Zai: "Oh."

Hei Shizai: "Oh."

Zai Miao: "Oh."

"We are alone at this time." Hei Shizai sneered, "But this cat can breathe out no matter what."

Zai Miao snorted again.

"As expected of me" writer Jae is also aware of this problem.

"It's "I" what?" Hei Shizai seems to like the writer Jae very much, "It's really "I" that can mock cats or it's "I" that can laugh at myself even if I'm a cat"

Taunted by a cat?

His life became even more humiliating in an instant.

"You really are a man in cat's skin! Sure enough! Sure enough!" Writer Zai made a drawn out voice annoyed.

Zai Miao licked his paws, rolled his eyes in an overly human way, and seemed to say, "If you think this will make you feel better, then so be it."

The leader Zai felt that it was very noisy. Dazai is not a quiet creature, but the leader Zai Zhai has been in the house for too long, and his passiveness has become a lot quieter.

He turned his attention to Mr. Mori, trying to distract himself from the noisy voices of the other Dazai in this way.

"Don't you let me touch Alice even if you know we're just supernatural?" The leader Jae chuckled, "Mr. Sen, why didn't I know you were such a timid person?"

"Obviously it was another Dazai-kun who scared Alice out of a psychological shadow." Mori Ogai was very vigilant.But what happened to that Tangun, why did he know so many secrets?

Even though I think this Dazai is not the real Dazai, but who knows if this humanoid ability has any additional abilities.

He doesn't care what happens to Dazai, but his loli must be well protected.

"Alice-chan~" Tangun heard someone calling Alice's name.

A man in a white coat came in through the door. He was full of stubble and decadence, like a middle-aged loser who was unemployed at home and could only live on relief money.

...it seems kind of lame to think so.

"Ah, it's Rin Taro." Alice jumped off the chair, but when she saw the leader Zai behind Mori Ogai, she couldn't help but wince.

The writer Zai's temperament is a bit different from the Dazai she is familiar with, and he seems to be easy to bully, so she dared to use words like "uncle curly hair" to describe him.

But when she met the deep and cold eyes of the leader Zai and the frighteningly false smile on the corners of her mouth, she faltered.

"Rintaro is such a failure that he only came to me now." Alice felt a little safe after grabbing the corner of Mori Ogai's clothes.

The leader Jae withdrew his eyes, walked straight past the combination of loli and uncle, and sat across from Tangun: "I found you for you, don't you feel relieved now?"

"Dazai is very kind." Tangun didn't hesitate to praise himself.

The leader Jae pretentiously covered his cheeks: "I won't be happy if Tangun praises me so much~" Mori Ogai and Alice shivered at the same time when they heard these words.

Dazai?

The ophthalmology department of Goodbaby Hospital is so good, why don’t you go see it?

In Chapter 6, the leader Jae started to eat crab meat dishes, and noticed Mori Ogai leaving in a bit of a panic from the corner of his eyes.

"Don't eat my crab! It was bought with my manuscript fee!" The writer Zai yelled in his heart, "Let me out!"

Tangun also had a strange expression, as if he thought of the same thing as the writer Jae.

But he really had no way to refuse Dazai, so he could only swallow his hesitation back.

In fact, this kind of situation should call out the writer Jae, but Tangun almost never chose which Jae to let out, unless the Jae who appears now agrees and the one who wants to come out has something to do.

The only remaining situations were emergencies and confusion caused by Tangun's high emotional tension.

Writer Zai really can't squeeze out.

The Dazai can snatch their bodies, but in order to show "loving each other as a family" in front of Tangun, they refrained from showing this function in front of Tangun.

The only thing the writer Zai has ever snatched is Zai Miao, which is also the proof that Zai Miao is a real cat.

One of the consensus among Dazai is that writer Zai's fighting power is the bottom line of human beings.Being scared to cry by a 1.5-meter short slug is nothing but fighting scum.

You know, even Zaimiao dared to jump on his head and take off his hat when he saw a slug when he was running around in Yokohama.

Although Zai Miao is just a cat, he is definitely a good cat with guts.

The leader took out a card and handed it to the waiter: "Swipe the card."

Tangun really wanted to ask him where he got the card, but in his heart, it was just a trivial matter for Dazai, so he didn't ask.

"In this way, it's not considered that guy's royalties." The leader Jae blinked his exposed right eye, "He can't support you, I can~" "Damn it, that's my Tangun ahhhhhhhh The writer Zai Wuneng snarled, "My my my my my, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Scold?Hei Shizai sneered, feeling that the writer Zai was drifting away again, who was the one who was scared by him and the leader Zai and cried.He beat his teammates mercilessly: "Do you not admit that "we" is "I" now?"

He was also very upset at the words of the leader Jae.

Tangun's favorite Jae should be him!He is an underage Jae who needs a lot of care!

Hearing this, Tangun smiled, "Dazai..."

Really, why did everyone want to raise him? He is also an adult male after all.

Mori Ogai, who was pulling Alice to buy a skirt, touched his pocket, and found that the rectangular flat object that should have been inside had disappeared.

... Where's his card?

Mori Ogai twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a wry smile, "Don't restore Dazai-kun like this in a place like this."

Butei Zai will steal Zhongya's card, and the red scarf Zai just now will steal his card.In terms of harming people, Tangun definitely got the essence.

"Alice-chan, there is no way to buy you a dress." Mori Ogai sighed.

"That's really great." Alice said bouncingly with her hands behind her back, not even bothering to give him a look.

"There is no way to buy you a cake." Mori Ogai continued.

"Rintaro! You are so useless!"

The leader Zai's conscience doesn't hurt at all, but Alice also ate it, so what's wrong with making Mori perverted to pay for his own loli?

He wouldn't pay Alice, no matter how rich he was!

Chapter 7: Ability doesn’t require sleep, but every night Tangun couldn’t help chasing the leader Jae to sleep.

The other Dazai was alright, he was in good spirits, but this leader Zai had dark circles under his eyes and seemed to be about to die suddenly, so Tangun couldn't help but drive him to sleep.

After Tangun lay down, the leader Jae lay down next to him, the whole body shrunk, and Tangun put one hand on his shoulder.

The leader Jae didn't feel safe, he had to sleep not only curled up, but also leaning against Tangun.

The leader Jae twisted Tangun's clothes with one hand, even with his eyes closed, he didn't feel much sleepiness.

"Tangun..." Under the darkness of night, the leader Jae said softly.

Tangun had already started to get confused, and only after hearing Dazai's voice, he managed to struggle out of the pitch-black dream, and made an indistinct response.

Are you so nice to all Dazai?

The leader Zai wanted to ask this question very much.

But he didn't dare to ask.

Strictly speaking, he also belongs to the category of "other Dazai".

This tangun is actually the tangun who belonged to the writer Jae.

He is not qualified to ask this sentence.

In the room belonging to the Dazai, no one spoke.

They share a common soul, so they both know what Chief Jae wants to ask.

Although the writer Jae always yelled to scold him, but in fact his personality was gentle, even if he wanted to monopolize Tangun's attention, he didn't want to stimulate the leader Jae.

Hei Shizai felt the same way, and felt very uncomfortable.

The leader, Jae, seemed to sense other thoughts of his own. Facing Tangun who was already struggling to open his eyes, he covered his eyes with his hands: "Tangun, good night."

The eyelashes of the person under his palm trembled, and the leader Zai felt his palms itch slightly. He repeated it again, in a very soft voice, but with unquestionable firmness: "Good night."

"Sure enough..." After confirming that Tangun was asleep, the leader Zai looked at Tangun for a long time, got up from the bed, and then the writer Zai appeared.

He turned on the lamp, took out the wine in the kitchen, and began to write, but what he wrote was not any work that belonged to him, but Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment".

As I was writing the fourth sentence of the book, the words began to disappear.

This time it really wasn't Dazai Jigoo, but he found that he couldn't write more than three sentences of "No Man in the World", and even the recording recorder would blow up. When he dictated the fourth sentence to Tangun, his My throat hurts and I can't speak.

"If the ability is the title of the book, then there is no way to write more than three sentences." The writer Zai concluded.

"Using this method, the ability can be completely determined." Hei Shizai said.

"No, isn't Kunikida Doppo of the Armed Detective Agency just a pseudonym for his ability? There will be no such restrictions in any of his works. And Mr. Mori's ability, although it is called vitasexualis, but Alice is The name in "Dancing Girl", the contents of these two books have the same restrictions. The power of Fukuzawa Yukichi, the president of the Armed Detective Agency, comes from a sentence, and the two sentences before and after this sentence have such Restricted, while other parts are not restricted." The leader Zai denied, "But overall it is still a good skill."

"Not bad." Mr. Writer felt that he was a ruthless ability detection device, and he hadn't read all the writer's books. Even if he had, could he still write every book for the sake of testing?He took out the manuscript paper on the side, "If you can't write "No Place in the World", you can only write a new book."

Fortunately, he was also writing during this time.

He didn't tell Tangun.

I just wanted to wait for a surprise for Tangun when he was going crazy in the last few days.

"You'll be beaten." Hei Shizai felt that he didn't want to admit that this bullying guy was himself.

Relying on Tangun's good temper, he danced crazily on the bottom line...

Unlike him, anyone can dance wildly on the baseline.

"So it's when you're going crazy." Dazai smirked, "Tangun is so easy to coax."

No one refuted this.

No, it's not so much not to refute, it's better to say that the leader Zai and Hei Shizai are thinking about whether they can write down the writer Zai's remarks and file a complaint when they have time.

Chapter 8 When Tangun woke up in the morning, it was no surprise that Dazai had disappeared.

Isn't it normal to wake up in the morning and find that the cat is gone?

Tangun walked into the study room, and found a piece of paper left on the table, which said: "Tangun, I've finished all the wine, remember to buy some today~" He opened the chair and found that Zaimiao was lying down. Sleeping on the chair.

Of course Zai Miao was not drunk.Even though this cat is just a cat, it still has a heart to drink. Unfortunately, I don't know which Dazai drank the wine, and it was not given to Zaimiao at all.One Dazai getting drunk doesn't actually affect other Dazai.

Zai Meow noticed that Tangun was coming, raised his head, meowed lazily, and lay down again.

"I'm going shopping, do you want to come with me?" Tangun asked.

Zai Miao has a high IQ and can fully understand other people's speech, even the words, which is not like a serious cat at all.

Tangun once wondered if this was some kind of cat demon.

Zai Meow jumped onto Tangun's shoulder, then lay down on his stomach, meowing.

Zaimiao is a beautiful cat with extremely beautiful black hair, white gloves, a muzzle and a white scarf, and a blue gemstone like a bow tie around his neck.

It was a long-haired cat and looked fluffy, but Tangun who had bathed it knew that after soaking in water, this cat was very thin.

It sat on Tangun's shoulders, and it was the most two-eyed cutie on the street.

"I'm very sorry, but your cat is so beautiful, can I touch it?" Several girls stopped Tangun.

Tangun seemed to be the kind of person who was easy to talk about, with a strong literary atmosphere on his body, giving people the impression that he was not good at rejecting people.

"...They must think so..." the writer Jae said drunkenly, "That's because I have never seen the terrifying aura of Tangun holding a kitchen knife and saying "kill you" to the slug."

"Okay." Tangun didn't refuse, and he didn't even need to ask Dazai's opinion on this question to know what Dazai would do.

Before Tangun could speak, he saw Jai Meow jumping into the arms of the girl.

Zai Miao snorted and rubbed against the girls' faces, causing the girls to cry out in surprise.

Dazai have a characteristic, that is, they like women, and they are too popular with women.

A cute creature like Zaimiao has its own bonuses, and any other Dazai is the type who will be approached when walking on the street.

It is the highest charm of the writer's slaughter, and even if it is terrible to find someone, it may not be beaten by people, and it may be promised.

No matter whether it is the leader's slaughter or the black time's slaughter, there is no comparison.

"Is it hurt?" The girls pinched Zaimiao's paw, the bandaged cat with personality is really rare.

Not just the paws, but even the tail is bandaged.

"...No, it just simply likes bandages." Thinking of this, Tangun wrote down the matter of "buying bandages" in his notepad.

God knows why a cat would have to be bandaged.

If he hadn't seen the leader Jai and Hei Shizai wrapping bandages on his body neatly before, he would never have imagined that Zaimiao dragged the bandages over to ask Tangun to wrap them up.

Those of the Dazai family... are all strange creatures. Like Dazai, it does not prevent Tangun from thinking that Dazai is weird.

"It's so nice to be a cat..." Writer Jae said enviously, "I also want to be hugged by a girl~"

Hei Shizai: "The girls are so cute."

Even Jae, the most reliable leader, agrees.

If Tangun knew about their conversation...

He will agree too!

A man also wanted to touch Zaimiao, but Zaimiao ruthlessly slapped him away with his paws.

It doesn't have the habit of being touched by men, and the stinky man gets lost.

Zaimiao's dislike was almost written all over his face.

The girls smiled gloatingly, and put Zai Meow back into Tangun's arms: "Thank you very much."

"You're welcome, Dazai also likes girls very much," Tangun said.Reaching out his hand to stroke Zaimiao's hair, Zaimiao stepped on Tangun's arms twice, and then lay down comfortably and contentedly.

Tangun is also a man

How could Tangun be like any other man?

People flock together, things divide into groups, double standards will always get together with double standards.