My name is Dazai

Writer Jae realized he had been slapped in the face.

Tangun flipped through his notepad in front, lowered his head and asked, "Where does Dazai want to go?" The writer Zai jumped up and down and wanted to run in front of Tangun, but a strong wind blew past him, and he was covered by a piece of newspaper. He froze his face and lost his sight.

"Wow wow wow wow!" The writer Zai stumbled with his left foot and his right foot again. In order to maintain his balance, he was forced to run from the road on the river to the river below, and because he couldn't stop the car, he fell directly into the river.

Tangun witnessed the whole process, and because he was so shocked, he still held the notebook in his hand, but he remained as motionless as a statue.

After Dazai fell into the water, he threw the things down and ran down, trying to catch Dazai.

A few bubbles appeared from the bottom of the water, and then a curly head came up.

Tangun put his bag aside, jumped on it and fished Dazai up.

"Wow!" Tangun wrung his clothes after landing on the shore, and then heard such a voice.

...This voice doesn't sound like a man's, does it?

He picked the wrong person. Tangun raised his head, and what he saw was a woman in a sand-colored windbreaker. Her hair reached her waist, and a bandage could be seen around her neck...

bandage?

Ah, probably the right person.

"Wow, I actually fell into the water passively!" The female voice sounded gentle, but this familiar mournful tone was very familiar.

She turned her head, looked at Tangun, and called out pitifully, "Tangun..."

Tangun: "..."

Suddenly there was a picture in his mind.

The River God held a few slaughterhouses and said, "Did you lose the female slaughterhouse or the male slaughterhouse?"

Is this river some kind of mother drowning spring?

But he foolishly subdued the sex-changing Dazai in front of him, took off her coat, and wrung it dry.

"Is this the first time for Tangun to see me? Don't you have anything to ask? Ah, by the way, just call me Zhizi!" Miss Zhizi said lively.

She wore a white shirt with a sapphire bow tie over a black waistcoat.She was also wearing a white one-line skirt, black suspenders showing part of her white thighs, and a pair of calf-length boots under her feet.Her appearance looks gentle with a bit of strange charm, and her figure is thin even among women, but her figure looks good.

"Put it on, don't catch a cold." Tangun helped Miss Zhizi twist her hair again, and put her coat on her body, "Let's go buy some clothes."

Miss Zhizi took out a small mirror from her pocket and took a look at her face: "The makeup is all over..."

Tangun looked left and right, but he couldn't see where Zhizi's makeup was, and he didn't even notice that Miss Zhizi had put on makeup.

Dazai Ke is naturally beautiful, and Miss Zhizi is no exception.

"It's lipstick!" Ms. Zhizi nodded her lips and said too familiarly.

Tangun didn't feel that there was anything wrong, because every Dazai was familiar with him like this.

"...I..." The writer Zai seemed to want to utter dirty words.

"...Ah..." Hei Shizai also fell silent.

"..." The leader Zai still only gave a series of points.

"Why did another one appear!" The writer Zai took the lead in attacking!

"Ah la la, I seem to have heard the impotent rage of a man." Miss Zhizi walked in the mall with her hands behind her back, dripping from her body, and Tangun.

In addition to the leader Zai and Zaimiao, the writer Zai and Hei Shizai were attacked.

Tangun went to check out the clothes as soon as he picked them out, and then changed them. When he turned around to look for Zhizi, she was still wet picking out clothes.

Seeing Tangun, Miss Zhizi picked up a white skirt and measured it on her body: "Tangun, do I look good in this dress?"

Miss Zhizi has a slender waist and long legs. Although she is thin and not so healthy, she is probably the envy of many women. Her smile is beautiful and youthful, and her hair is clear when she turns her head. Shadows on the playground.

But only the Dazai know that Zhizi, who looks pure and gentle on the outside, is full of aggression in a one-on-three manner in his head.

Tangun instantly felt that he was set on fire by many jealous eyes.

The male Dazai is also quite handsome, but probably because they are of the same sex, the girls didn't pay attention to him.

And he and Ms. Zhizi are different in gender, so they are naturally very eye-catching.

"Well, Zhizi looks good in anything." Tangun said to Zhizi, ignoring his eyes.

Zhizi tilted his face and lowered his head, but his eyes were looking at Tangun, with a bit of hesitation. This kind of expression probably could arouse men's desire to conquer: "It's great that you like Tangun."

If it wasn't for Tangun's complete lack of desire to conquer Dazai family creatures, he probably would have fallen into a trap.

"Hmph." Hei Sijae snorted forcefully, trying to let Tangun hear his dissatisfaction.

It's the familiar taste of tea again... The leader Zai sighed again.

Tangun smiled, then settled the bill for her, and told her to put on quickly so she wouldn't get sick.

While waiting for Miss Zhizi, he was thinking about Miss Zhizi, what would it be like if the writer Zai was a girl...

Finally came to a conclusion-probably the same as now.