My name is Dazai

The princess of the monsters is one-eyed and one-legged.

Certainly not some weird shape.

Instead, an eye was gouged out and a leg was amputated.

But she still looks very cute.Under the beret is slightly curly short hair, which looks like a doll, so that people with girlish hearts can't help but want to hug her.

But the conversation between her and Yukino just now made Tangun realize what kind of little devil this person is.

It's a complete appearance fraud.

"A man in a hat with orange hair who is about 1.6 meters tall...a man in bandages who is [-] centimeters taller than that person? Such vague information." Kotoko Iwanaga said to Tangun.

After instructing Yukino and Muroi Masayuki to "do it but not get pregnant", she left Tangun behind and talked about him, "Yes, I'm very sorry." Tangun said apologetically, "Every time a seagull When it snows in the academy, I will be forced to pass and can't leave, so there is no way to follow them."

Regardless of whether Iwanaga Kotoko has a high status among youkai or not, Tangun is ashamed to be able to provide only this information.

"But the person you mentioned made me suspicious, but it just so happens that I also know where the Seagull Academy you mentioned is." She turned on her mobile phone, and then searched for directions, "I know the nearest There is a meeting in the city, and one of the attendees..."

"Here, do you see this person?" Kotoko Iwanaga handed the phone to Tangun.

Tangun took the phone.

Above is a candid photo.

A man with orange hair and a hat was walking on the street, the hem of his clothes was lifted by the air current.

"It's him." Tangun nodded, "but he wasn't the one who took my body away."

"Well, I know that. The person in the photo I just showed you is Chuya Nakahara, the gravitationalist of the Yokohama Port Mafia. If there is anyone he would listen to...then only the head of the Port Mafia, Osamu Dazai. And they encountered an assassination near Seagull Academy." Yanyong Qinzi tapped her chin with her mobile phone.

Her intelligence network is strong.

As the god of wisdom of monsters, almost all monsters obey her, and there are only a few who do not obey, which does not affect the construction of her intelligence network.

Not only monsters, but ghosts and the like.

They are everywhere.

Unfortunately, there are a lot of weirdos in Seagull Academy, and there are monsters too.It's just that the current monsters are weak, and it's hard to say whether they can defeat Weird.In any case, whether it's weird or monster, it will give Iwanaga Kotoko some face.

Of course she knew about it.

Even if the port mafia has nothing to do with her interests, she will pay attention to it.

This is the importance of great power.

She looked at Tangun, wondering why the leader of the port mafia would take Tangun's body away, what attracted him, but the time of Tangun's death is uncertain, monsters have no concept of time, and Tangun just changed When she was Xuenv, her consciousness was confused, and she also lost the memory of her life, which made her even more unable to judge.

Yan Yong Qinzi is the eldest lady of the consortium, she naturally knows the person who stirred up the situation, Osamu Dazai.

It is said to be a young man.

With the development of the port mafia to the present stage, it is inevitable that the Iwanaga family will cooperate with each other.

All in all a great guy.

Yan Yong Qinzi pondered for a moment: "I will take you to Yokohama."

"Thank you." Tangun heaved a sigh of relief.

It always made him feel a little strange to put his own body in someone else's place.

What if it rots?

Although Tangun had been dead for many years, the method of preservation of the body was a mystery to Tangun himself.It would appear in a snowdrift, and it would be exactly as if he had just died, except that he was frozen hard.

What's even more amazing is that no one has gone back to touch the bulging snowdrift for so many years, as if there is a god?The strange power makes it so tempting not to touch it.

I don't know what happened to the man named Osamu Dazai.

If his body is moved to another place and the delicate balance is broken, then it should rot. Tangun has a sense of time, but when he just became a snow girl, he was very chaotic. When did he die? He didn't know, but it had been 30 years since he regained his sense of time. Tangun didn't dare to think about how rotten a corpse could be after 30 years.He was afraid that he would dislike him.

What if something weird is done?

Tangun shuddered.

The man seemed interested in his corpse...

Tangun was a little touched at first by looking so miserable, but now he was a little scared.

just in case……

Tangun covered his face.

"Indeed, speaking of it, you're not a real Yukino." Kotoko Iwanaga had heard about this special Yukihime, "I don't know about your rumors... eh."

"Yes, what if you are pregnant?"

Tangun: "...Huh?"

Kotoko Iwanaga looked at Tangun with condemning eyes, and made strange movements with his left and right hands: "Human beings have many abnormalities. If your body is still connected to you..."

"But..." I'm a man.

Tangun suddenly remembered that he hadn't told Kotoko Iwanaga that he was actually a man.The Snow Girls always use "she" when referring to him in the third person.Even if Kotoko Iwanaga knew that he was special, but because of the sloppy youkai, he might completely forget to tell others his actual gender.

When a man gets pregnant...

Tangun, who would go to the library when he had nothing to do, didn't believe this. First of all, he had to have this structure.

"After all, weird monsters are not scientific things. Pregnancy is still possible." Yan Yongqinzi said seriously.

She wrote three characters from head to toe-very good at playing.

Although there is not much to say on the surface, I am afraid that I have already made up a bad picture in my mind.

If it wasn't for the fact that the monster's filter was so thick and terrifying, and that Kotoko Iwanaga was very good at fooling around, otherwise she would have been the God of Wisdom long ago?Turned into a strange yellow god?up.

Tangun fell into a long silence when he heard Kotoko Iwanaga's words.

He rubbed his stomach, his expression gradually terrified and slipped towards the emoticon pack.

he is pregnant?No matter how you think about it, it is a terrible literary work!

No no no, like in some god?It is said that men also have children in legends.

Tangun is a person with a big brain and a rich sense of imagery.

He doesn't know what Yan Yong Qinzi thinks, but most of him is almost gone now.

"I hope I can take contraceptive measures." Iwanaga Kotoko said, patting her chest.

She looks like a cute loli with light-colored hair, but her mouth is full of strange words.

The point is not at all about contraceptives, is it?Tangun, who fell to the ground, thought dully.

Even if there is that is pretty bad.

Kuro Sakuragawa thumped Iwanaga Kotoko's head hard: "Shut up!"

What a bad erotic loli.

Tangun sat blankly on the spot, almost ignoring Sakuragawa Kurō's smell that frightened the monster.

Dazai... he shouldn't be a pervert, right?

The author has something to say: Small Theater—Tangun: What do you think about on weekdays?

Hanako-jun: Ning Ning actually has very good breasts~ If she didn’t touch water, she would turn into a fish, I would have watched her take a bath a long time ago.

Kotoko Iwanaga: How to trick Kuro-senpai into bed to play novelty games~ Which fat times does Kuro-senpai like~ Dazai (stare):  …

Tangun (shuddering).

Dazai (shy): How to make Tangun agree to play shame play ~ How to make Tangun cry ~ How to make Tangun play me hard ~

#The trio with color reached a consensus#

Tangun: Absolutely, absolutely, the three of them cannot be allowed to discuss together.Suddenly the yellow waste was about to overflow.

Kuro Sakurai: A consensus has been reached.

Baxun Ningning:? ? ?

Dazai: Pregnant Tangun... a bit tempted.

Iwanaga Kotoko: Hey.

Dazai: Let your Kurou-senpai come...

Iwanaga Kotoko:! ! !

Iwanaga Kotoko: This play is a bit awesome!

Tangun: Why didn't you stop it?

Sakurai Kuro: Why didn't you stop?

Tangun: ...What do you think?And you guys, it's impossible for both of us in terms of position and sex.

Dazai: I am so weak and afraid of pain, I will die~ Iwanaga Kotoko: I have a disability, anyway, Kuro, you can't die.

Hanako-kun: I’m ashamed of myself for shaking S.

Baxun Ningning: Can't the love story be purer? ?

Although Hanako-kun is officially designated as Shaking S, I feel that he is not S, but rather gentle.

The ground-bound boy Hanako-kun mentioned that there are no more monsters, and it is set again that the strength of the monsters in the outside world cannot meet the definition of weird monsters.

The following is an introduction for those who have never read the fictional reasoning - Kuro Sakurai is a harmless herbivore who looks like a herbivore, but actually has an immortal body, and every time he dies, he can get a chance to intervene in the future.He has a very bad attitude towards Yan Yongqinzi (but in fact he is quite protective of her).

Iwanaga Kotoko is the god of wisdom of monsters. When she was young, she promised monsters to be their god, but was gouged out by monsters with one eye and one leg.Her reasoning does not necessarily point to the truth, but it definitely leads to the best ending, so there are a lot of deceiving content. She herself is aware of the actual situation, but she is very good at deceiving.She is a beautiful young lady (legal lolita) who is as beautiful as a doll, with a pure yellow core, full of obscene words, and the language content is completely indecent.She is a person who can occasionally feel her divinity. I apologize for my doubts about whether Sakurai Kuro loves Iwanaga Kotoko. When I saw the chapter of Ooka’s ruling, I began to doubt whether Iwanaga Kotoko loved Sakurai or not. Kuro.

It really is a sand sculpture couple.

During the Xuenv incident, Xuenv was almost made to cry.

Well, Kuro Sakurai and Dazai seem to be a seiyuu, but this article does not play seiyuu.