My name is Dazai

"...I'm not fat." Tangun didn't care much about his weight, but he still choked up for a moment when he was told he was fat.

... Is he really fat?

The last time I was weighed was a few years ago, and it seems that I have never weighed myself.

But no one ever said he was fat.

...Wait, don't the Snow Maidens dare to call him fat?

Did he really get fat? Tangun began to doubt himself.

The reason why he doesn't care about his weight is because no one has told him about his weight.

When Dazai said that, he became a little concerned.

Nakahara Chuya came in angrily from the outside, saw Dazai lying in Tangun's arms, and looked at the strangers around him, and swallowed the vicious curses he had planned along the way.

He picked up Dazai's collar with one hand and grabbed him.

Dazai bends his knees and feet to land. He still wants to create a reliable image in Tangun, so he didn't directly mock Nakahara Chuya, but his eyes and movements are already very mocking.

Even after being picked up, Dazai did not let go of Tangun's hand, and the two still held hands tightly.

Tangun watched Dazai in his arms leave, he sighed, and stood up easily.

He could stand up without Dazai helping him at all, but he didn't expect such an ending.

Nakahara Chuya folded his hands behind his back and said to Dazai, "Boss."

His eyes fell on Iwanaga Kotoko.

Iwanaga Kotoko smiled and waved to him.

Then Zhong Yuan looked at Tangun.

The corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching.

Is this the family of the corpse?

Even Zhong Yuanzhong, who thinks he is not a good person, can't help but feel his conscience ache.

Being a mafia doesn't mean being a pervert.

It's really rare for a pervert like Dazai to carry the corpse and move it to his office without letting go—his office is almost turning into some kind of ice storage—so rare that Nakahara Chu felt that he was a bit shameless I can't stand it anymore.

Now that his family has found him, he feels even more ashamed.

I can't wait to kill this pervert Dazai and apologize now.

Immediately, he felt that the atmosphere between Dazai and Tangun was not right.

What are these two guys doing holding hands all the time? It smells like adultery.

He recalled Dazai's weak and pitiful look in that woman's arms before, and he felt a little nauseous.

What's wrong with this fellow

Nakahara also thought a lot, and the look in Dazai's eyes became more and more condemning.

"As for me, this time I just want to make sure you're not some weird pervert." Kotoko Iwanaga said to Dazai with a smile, "I don't have too many other purposes."

Nakahara Chuya: "..." You are serious!Judging from your appearance, you should know that Dazai took away the corpse of the woman's family next to you. Don't you think it's weird?

Apparently this guy is really a pervert.

Nakahara Nakaya stared at Kotoko Iwanaga as if he was looking at some scum who prostituted a girl for glory.

"Ah, by the way, if the two of you are going to do it, remember to take good measures." Iwanaga Kotoko showed an expression of "you understand and I understand", "It's not good when some things are complicated."

Just as the affairs of supernatural beings are not known to the vast majority of people, the affairs of monsters are also inconvenient for others to know. It seems that all existence is giving way to science.

What's more, humans and monsters have very different views on the three views. It is not surprising that something terrible happens after a long time.

When it comes to children, it is even more entangled.

It is not surprising that monsters can do anything when they are crazy.After all, there is no three views and bottom line of human beings, because killing people for selfishness is very common.

If it is a stricter person, it is time to beat the mandarin ducks now.

But Iwanaga Kotoko is not such a person.

It would be too inconsistent with her code of conduct to give up the beauty of the present for the sake of future crises.

"Ha, why do you care about whether you're pregnant or not?" Zhong Yuanzhong also said rather irritablely, "You should know where we are, right?"

Even if he doesn't like mackerel, whether he will let the person he likes get pregnant is his own problem, right?

In a place like the Mafia, it's not surprising at all to get pregnant even out of wedlock.

Although Zhong also looked down on such a guy.

Yanyong Qinzi said to him with a serious face: "Because we are from the mother's family, it is normal not to want to see the child in the family get pregnant."

Tangun: "..." Is it too late for him to explain that he is a man?

He still had some doubts about whether he had the function of being pregnant.

"Then you two get along well." Kotoko Iwanaga waved his hand in reassurance, "Then, Mr. Dazai, can you tell me your contact information?"

Dazai looked at Gin Akutagawa beside him: "You can contact her directly in the future."

It's normal for Yan Yong Qinzi to have the idea of ​​wanting to have a good relationship with him, or it's strange that she doesn't want anything.

He has such a great use value, it would be strange if Iwanaga Kotoko didn't take advantage of Dazai.

He never regretted that he showed his concern for Tangun in front of Kotoko Iwanaga.

He didn't intend to make Tangun worthless in the eyes of others because of his high value.

He will not hesitate to show others his love for Tangun.

In this way, Tangun will probably be favored by others, no matter if it is true or not, he will always get the best treatment.

If it is said that Tangun should be wronged because of possible threats from others, he felt that this kind of thing would be unacceptable.

Dazai never felt that he was inferior to himself who was a writer by profession.

That guy has the guts, he doesn't think he doesn't.

Iwanaga Kotoko left contentedly.

With Dazai Osamu's help, it will be easier for her to obtain some weapons in the future.There are always one or two monsters who are disobedient, and it will be more convenient if she has some weapons in her hand.

After everyone had left and it was confirmed that Dazai regarded Tangun as one of his own, Chuya Nakahara burst out, "What the hell are you doing?" Dazai smiled sideways, his eyes sparkled, He took Tangun's left hand and kissed the ring on his hand: "Little slug, you can't be so rude, you should maintain some respect in front of the leader's wife."

The author has something to say: Small theater——Chuya Nakahara: How fucked up is the fact that the leader's wife is the "sister" of our leader's love interest.

Tan Meow (probe): Meow?

Nakahara Chuya: ...

Nakahara Chuya: Forget it, just be a human being.

Tangun: ...No.

Nakahara Chuya: ...Forget it, just be a woman.

Tangun: Not really.

Nakahara Chuya (staring): Mackerel... Is there something wrong with your sexual fetish!

Dazai: Hahahahaha, as long as it is Tangun, you can do anything~ Miu, I want to comment~