My name is Dazai

"My wish..." Dazai said with a smile.

Tangun lowered his eyes, and then suddenly pushed open the door of the infirmary.

"Tsu, Tsushima-senpai?" The girls turned their heads to look at Tangun with a displeased face, feeling guilty of being raped.

They all knew that Dazai was married, and his marriage partner was this senior.

"It's not Tsushima-senpai, it's Tan-senpai." Dazai waved his hand, and then looked at Tangun with a smile, without feeling guilty about hooking up with other girls at all.

"Huh? Why?" the girls asked suspiciously.

"I'm not interested in having my wife put my surname on it." Dazai pointed his finger at his chin, "But it's probably okay to exchange surnames. Tsushima Shumi and Tan Shuji..."

Tangun puffed up his cheeks, he felt ignored.

"Hey, is that so? It's so romantic!" The girls exclaimed, "Will the family agree to this?"

"What is there not to agree to?" Dazai pulled his white cat into his arms and rubbed it vigorously, "She is my only family member."

Oh, jealous Tangun is so cute.

"And if Ma'am likes it, just? I can change my surname~" Dazai didn't know what he was proud of.

For him, being a married woman and being a male concubine are not unacceptable things.

Dazai, the naked eye can see that he has no integrity.

"I also heard rumors about the school before." Tangun sat on Dazai's lap, "but what I heard was 'library at sixteen o'clock'."

Some of the girls who gathered here seemed to understand, while others seemed to be at a loss.

"The library at sixteen o'clock?" Dazai hugged Tangun, and then smiled softly.

Sure enough, Tangun went looking for these rumors to take care of his emotions.

"There seems to be a lot of rumors like this in this school." Dazai said, "What's the matter?" "Hanako-san in the toilet, the library at [-] o'clock..." Dazai scratched his finger, and then looked at the others Several people, "What else?"

"Well, the fourth step that you must never step on?" The girls recalled with difficulty, "The tree of confessions? Miss Fairy?"

Tree Dazai's eyes lit up when he heard the confession.

"No, isn't the confession tree gone?" Another girl reminded, "Ah, yes, there is also Lord Death"

"There seem to be seven inconceivables in the school, but everyone seems to be unable to tell which seven inconceivables they are."

"Are there any legends about the Yukino at school?" Dazai took off Tangun's glasses, "I? Don't want to know who is more beautiful, Madam or Yuki."

"Isn't the legend of the snow girl an ordinary legend of the snow girl?" the girls asked doubtfully.

"I thought that there are so many rumors in this school, and there are innovations in the story of Xuenv."

"It's not like this..."

After sending the girls away, Tangun opened his bento and prepared to eat.

"Ta... Tsushima, do you have any plans?" Tangun pushed Dazai's bento in front of Dazai.

"I'm going to go to the women's bathroom." Dazai said abnormal words.

Tangun almost swallowed all the rice in his mouth?They all sprayed out: "Wait..."

"Don't tell me Tangun is going to the women's restroom?" Dazai asked innocently, then looked down at Tangun as if hinting at something.

Tangun is a snow girl and can eat, but he doesn't need to go to the bathroom, so he can be a master of women's clothing without any burden.

"My current identity is a girl, you are a teacher..." Tangun covered his forehead, "I was going to ask you if you want to go to the library at sixteen o'clock..."

"No, I want to go to the women's bathroom." Dazai shook his head and refused, with a serious and serious expression—if the content of his words were ignored.

Tangun was silent for a long time: "...seriously" "seriously." Dazai nodded, and then couldn't help but burst out laughing, "I'm just kidding you."

Tangun's aggrieved expression, trying to trust him but failing again, seriously thinking about how to deal with the aftermath after things messed up is just too cute.

"You're not going to go to the women's restroom." Tangun heaved a sigh of relief.

"No, I'm still going, but you can go with me." Dazai issued an invitation, and then explained a little, "Actually, I want to talk to Miss Ghost, compared to the cold library, the ghost This human-transformed existence can reveal more information...well, at least to me."

"That's it..." Tangun nodded, "Then you go to the women's restroom with me... Wait, why does this sound so perverted?"

Although Tangun now looks like a girl and has no sense of shame about women's clothing, he has not forgotten his actual gender.

He had never been to a place like the women's restroom.

Two men meet to go to the toilet, and it is to the women's toilet. This event itself reveals an indescribable sense of perversion.

If they get caught, presumably on?It will be news level.

It's okay for Tangun to be a big guy in women's clothing, but Dazai's height is hard to overshadow even with a women's clothing.

"I'll go to the library at [-] o'clock by myself, you wait for me at the door." Tangun sighed,?die?die.After all, Dazai is the leader of the port mafia, so even if something happens, he can cover it... I hope so, otherwise the reason why the port mafia leader is on the news is that he and his wife went to the women's bathroom together.Zhong Yuanzhong will also be so angry that he has a cerebral hemorrhage.

Having said that, Tangun did not dare to let Dazai go to meet the ghost alone.

"Yeah. Madam's bento is so cute!" Dazai ate the crab meat.Bang said, "What are you going to do tomorrow?" "Crab meat rice balls?" Tangun ate quite quickly, "But why are you still thinking about tomorrow when you are still eating your current lunch? I make such a request."

This guy eats rice by its grains, vegetables by its roots, and meat by its shreds.

Tangun was going to have a terrible headache, wishing he could tear this guy's mouth open and stuff it in.

Watching him eat is a mental torture.

When we were with this guy before, Tangun sometimes felt panicked.

Tangun packed his lunch box, Dazai's piece of crab meat.The stick hasn't been eaten yet.

Tangun took Dazai's lunch box, picked up a cherry tomato and stuffed it into Dazai's mouth: "Ah..."

Dazai opened his mouth, bit the red fruit with his white teeth, and rolled the fruit into his mouth with his tongue.

It was obviously a very common movement, but for some reason Tangun felt inexplicably sensual.

Tangun suspected that this guy was trying to seduce him.

Dazai tilted his head and opened his mouth, as if waiting to be fed.

Tangun felt that he was thinking too much, so he compacted the rice with chopsticks, pressed it into a small ball, and picked it up with chopsticks.

By the way, he thought about whether he should make all the meals for Dazai in the future.

"Why did Tangun use chopsticks to compact it, like an old lady." Dazai puffed his cheeks and complained coquettishly.

"Who do you think is the old lady!" Tangun quickly poked the rice into Dazai's mouth with his chopsticks.

Dazai bit the chopsticks and licked them with his tongue: "This kind of thing only? Only grandma would do it?"

Tangun confirmed that this guy was indeed trying to seduce him before: "If you look at the age, it's clearly the old man. Also, if you don't like it, can you stop flirting?"

"No, that's exciting. Seducing an old man in a JK costume is more exciting than simply seducing a high school girl." Dazai seemed to insist on pursuing excitement, and gave an example that was too bad.

Tangun's powerful imagination gave him a sense of the picture, and then he shivered, and with trembling hands, he compacted a large piece of rice and stuffed it into Dazai's mouth.

"Well...it's too big...Ma'am..."

Dazai's reverie-filled complaints came from the infirmary.

After feeding Dazai, the whole lunch break was gone, Tangun pushed the things and said to Dazai, "You come and pack your things, I don't have time."

"Miss, did you skip class~" Dazai grabbed Tangun's skirt.

"Anyway, it's too bad to skip class on the first day of school!" Tangun pulled the skirt back from Dazai's hand, and then he looked at the little white bird on top of Dazai's head, "Don't do strange things .”

Dazai lay listlessly on the table, looked at Tangun pitifully, seeing that Tangun refused to let go, so he reluctantly said: "...Oh."

Tangun was running fast in the corridor, the time for class was almost up.

He calculated it, and felt that he might not be able to catch up.

But one has to have some hope, right?

Tangun leaned on the banister of the stairs with one hand, flipped over and jumped down.

His white hands serve as the only fulcrum for his body and the outside world, and his feet exert force on the ground as a source of force, his waist?Using strength with your arms, bend the leg close to the handrail, while straightening the other leg, turn over the handrail of the stairs directly, and cross half a floor in one breath.

Because of his strong physical fitness and fearless mentality, he was not thrown.

Passers-by couldn't help but stop and marvel when they saw Tangun's handsome action.

The girl who looks completely delicate and cold in appearance makes such a handsome gesture that does not match her temperament. Her white hair is coiled up, and the hair on the right side is floating along with the movement. The blue eyes under the round lenses are full of concentration. , His legs in white suspenders are beautiful, but it is hard to imagine that the owner of these legs has such explosive power.

Tangun didn't forget to hold down his skirt when he jumped down, he had no interest in getting naked.

Dazai couldn't help laughing while watching Tangun's actions on the monitor.

The nature of this dangerous behavior is worse than skipping class.

After jumping several flights of stairs, Tangun landed with a thud, and ran towards the corridor with his toes as the center of a circle.

His speed was too fast. When he noticed someone's shadow, he couldn't stop the car and ran into a person directly.

The class bell rang.

Tangun had excellent balance, so he didn't fall down, but the man landed on his buttocks, and the book in his hand fell to the ground.

"I'm sorry... Teacher." Tangun quickly helped him up, and then helped him pick up all the scattered books.

This is good, I missed the class time and bumped into someone.

The teacher looked a bit weak, as if he had a bad boy written all over his body, and his hair was half black and half white, but he had a personality.

"You can't run in the corridor." He patted the dust off his body, "It's not only dangerous but also painful to bump into someone. Ah, your body is really strong."

"Uh, I'm very sorry." Tangun handed him the book with a guilty conscience, but after thinking about it, he took his hand back. He looked at the ID card hanging around the man's neck, "Mr. Tulong, where are you going? How about I help you move there?"

Tulong took the book away from Tangun's hand: "That's not necessary, you should go to class. I'm not that weak."

"Are you really okay?" Tangun said a little worriedly.

That fell special?Don't be strong, the person in front of him fell on all fours.

"Doesn't it feel good to have a healthy body?" Tu Long held a stack of books in one hand and rubbed his hair with his hands.

"Huh?" What kind of yin and yang question is this?

Looking at Tulong's sincere face, Tangun found it difficult to answer.

"...It's pretty good." He thought for a moment before answering.

"That's it." Tu Long nodded, "It's good to be happy."

Tangun couldn't stand the weird atmosphere, so he took the initiative to interrupt the topic, turned slightly sideways, and pretended to leave: "Then teacher, I'm leaving." "Well, let's go." The earth cage seemed to be only?He just said it casually, and he shook his hand, as if to chase him away.

"I'm very sorry about today's matter." Tangun turned his body back again, and he bowed deeply.

one?Suddenly, he put his hand on the top of his head and touched it.

Tangun straightened up blankly and looked up, but Tulong had already turned and walked up the stairs.

Tangun touched the top of his head and was carefully combed by Dazai.

What a strange feeling.

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai: Although Fatci was not seen by anyone, the Absolute Domain was probably appreciated by others.

Tangun: ... After all, I'm a man, so it doesn't matter if I'm seen.

Dazai (lifting skirt): You said it yourself.

Tangun: ...

Dazai (touching his thigh): Is Tangun going back on his word?

Tangun: ...you won again.

The earth cage, the fifth of the seven mysteries, the librarian at [-] o'clock, the main body is a spider, and the silk-spinning part is unknown.

The performance as a teacher is quite different from the performance as a weird one. One is a teacher who is a bit useless and gentle, and the other is a weird and vicious tongue. The reason is because of mentality problems.

I think that I am quite inhuman and weird, and my concern for students is actually a disguise, but the actual performance seems to be different, it seems that I have a knife mouth and a bean curd heart.

"It's a bad joke to say that he eats children besides butterflies"

Speaking of it, it seems that everyone is not very interested in how Tangun died...

Obviously this episode