My name is Dazai

"Hahahaha, speaking of it, I came to the women's toilet as Hanako in the toilet. I can't help it. I lost to sex. Desire."

"Hahahaha, me too. I lost my job as a health and physical education teacher to sex. Desire. When I think of tutoring my wife alone, I can't help it when I see her calling me teacher weakly."

"My wish when I was alive was to be a health and physical education teacher. I'm a little jealous to see you doing it so smoothly."

Judging from the content of the conversation, the two seem to have a good conversation, but judging from the tone of voice, it makes people feel a little gunpowder if they don't know what I am.

In the women's restroom, there was a bad conversation between two men and the laughter that made people pick their feet.

Outside the women's restroom, Baxun Ningning looked at Tangun beside him in embarrassment.

She learned this?After the sister knocked down, learn?The elder sister shook her head to express that she was fine, but followed her all the way.

Not learn?Since you are fine, why don't you leave?Baxun would rather be a thief with a guilty conscience, there is always a kind of learning?Sister wants to beat her up.

And Yuan Guang didn't notice anything wrong at all, instead he looked at Ba Xun Ning Ningshi's eyes in a daze, if she hadn't stopped him in time, this naive person would probably have just learned what he said?The sister's face came out.

study?Sister looks like the kind of person who is very transparent.

And then there's this next scene.

At the door of the women's restroom, I heard this perverted speech—it was still from a man.

……Not learn?Sister is an ordinary person, so she shouldn't be able to hear Hanako-kun's voice, right?

Even if it wasn't him who said these words, Yaxun Ningning felt the social?The smell of death.

If it wasn't for the fear that she would sell herself, she would probably declare directly "I don't know that yellow ghost in the toilet" now.

Tangun looked at Baxun Ningning, in fact, as long as he was not embarrassing about some things, others would not notice the problem.

Like going into the women's restroom.

Tangun turned the doorknob of the women's bathroom.

"I'm a very nice man. In order to make Madam feel no pain, I voluntarily be played by Madam." Tangun could guess who said this even without listening to his voice.

……Really?Tangun felt a little complicated.

Is there really no reason for his own kidney deficiency?You must know that Tangun was worried about Dazai's kidney deficiency, and he failed to release him after several attempts.

Dazai always had a spoiled expression on his face, of course, he didn't refuse Tangun - at least his coquettish voice was more like a refusal to welcome.

Baxun Ningning suddenly stopped Tangun: "Well, learn? Sister, the toilet is broken, let me take you to the toilet below."

Tangun was silent for a moment.

In fact, if she could, she also wanted to say that she didn't know Dazai, an embarrassing guy, but she and Yaxun Ningning collided with each other.

He reached out and pointed to the bandage spirit inside the door.

Dazai seemed not to be angry with him just now, and waved at him: "Ma'am, you are here." Hachiro Ningning looked at Dazai, she had been trying to stop Tangun before, so she didn't notice Dazai at all, she was also the first Once heard Dazai's voice, at this moment, Tangun seemed to be able to hear the sound of her filter breaking.

How can such a good-looking person be a pervert?

"Tell me, what wish do you have? As a price, I will take away your most important thing." Hanako in the toilet said to Dazai full of malice.

"I want Madam to agree to participate in the after-school tutoring of health and sports that I prepared for her alone." Dazai said.

Hanako-kun: "..."

Hanako-kun poked Dazai with a kitchen knife in his hand, his movements were not fast, as if he was just playing around.

So Tangun just gently pulled Dazai back.

"After-school tutoring stuff and go home and say..." There's no need to make a deal with a ghost.

Tangun looked at Hanako-kun, although he could feel that the other party had no ill intentions towards him, but he might be teased if he made a deal with a supernatural creature.

"Great, then save one wish!" Dazai clasped his hands together.

"You still have a wish?!" Tangun asked in his heart, do you feel uncomfortable if you don't grant a wish?

"I want to go back to Tangun's past." Dazai said to Hanako-kun.

Hua Zijun floated in the air: "Do you think you can afford the price?"

Tangun was stunned, he didn't pay attention to what Hanako-kun said, but looked straight at Dazai: "You want to change my life..."

"I want to date the wife of a real high school student~" Dazai said shyly.

Hanako-kun: "..."

Tangun: "..."

Hanako-kun turned to look at Tangun, and raised the kitchen knife in his hand: "Learn? Master, kill him?"

"You also know me wrong..." Tangun was a little confused.

Baxun Ningning looked at Tangun, then at Hanako-kun: "Learn? Grow?"

Hanako-kun put his hand on Tangun's chest and rubbed it: "The chest is completely flat, and the chest is quite firm. It is obviously a man."

Tangun didn't know what expression to put on after his chest was rubbed.

Dazai reached out, grabbed Hanako-kun's wrist, and pulled him away: "What are you doing to other people's wives?"

Baxun Ningning covered his mouth and looked at Tangun seriously.From the appearance alone, it is not obvious that he is a man.

"Male? It's not good for boys to appear in the women's restroom!" Yuanguang, who had an intestine leading to his brain, shouted in surprise.

Baxun Ningning: "...No, I think this place should be called the Men's Restroom now."

Five people... no, four people and one ghost, and she is the only one who is female.

All men's women's toilets...

hehe...hehe...

"As for the price... Hanako-san, do we know each other?" Dazai smiled, "Can you give me a discount?"

"You can't afford the price of traveling through time." Hua Zijun folded his arms and said, "Human beings... no, all creatures can't afford it."

That is the realm of the gods.

It cannot be said that such things as time travel are absolutely impossible.

Hua Zijun said in his heart, but he didn't show it on the surface.

Traveling through time is a gift from the gods, an accident.

host?It is impossible to actively seek to travel to the past.

It can be pursued but counterproductive.

For Yaxun Ningning, the first time she met Hanako-kun was when she knocked on the door in the toilet not long ago, but for Hanako-kun, the first time he met her was a matter of his lifetime.

Hua Zijun usually seems to be the kind of person who is innocent and has no intentions, but in fact his thoughts are quite deep.

Hanako-kun put away his thoughts, others may not know, but in his opinion, Dazai is definitely a person with deep scheming.

Even a little bit of my micro-expression may be exposed in front of him.

He is a ghost, but not without feelings.

Any existence with feelings will show its flaws in front of Dazai.

"Also, I don't think we know each other." Hanako-kun folded his arms and said to Dazai, "Let's not submit a relationship."

"Did you deny it so quickly?" Dazai showed a disappointed expression, "I thought what I said was so clear? You already know that I know the fact that the two of us once knew each other."

"And my return to the past is something that will definitely happen in my future." Dazai said to Hanako-kun with certainty.

Library at [-] o'clock—Tang Ceng picked up the book with Tangun's name on the cover, and wiped the blood on the shelf with a rag: "Really, that's why I hate these students? Guy isn't a kid anymore and behaves like a kid."

"Hey, Spider, why is the name 'Shuji Tsushima' still on this book?" The second of the top seven wonders, Yako the Fox Demon looked at the book.

"It's like a curse." Toga looked at Dazai's name written on the back of the book.

It is completely impossible for two people to appear in one book.

At least, this kind of thing is like Dougao only saw Hanako-kun's fate changed, he only saw the names of Dazai and Tangun merged in the same book.

This absolutely cannot be explained by the so-called unity of husband and wife.

It can only be said that the fate of the two of them is tightly attached to each other.

"That guy Tsujima Shuji..." The earth cage wiped the blood on the book vigorously, "What did you do to tie the two of them so dead?" "...Why not that Tan?" The fox demon Mizi couldn't stand the earth cage Such words.

"He's not that kind of person." Tulongjie said, "That guy Tan...has a lack of interest in many things, on the contrary, that guy who claims to be Shuji Tsushima..."

Judging from his understanding of him, few human beings can be as paranoid as he is, but they have the ability to realize this paranoia.

The fox demon Mizi cut, this fox that was originally a stone statue was not stable, but had a bad temper, and it was a fox that could only bite people.

People who can fall in love with that kind of paranoid guy, no matter how you look at it, it won't be any better, right?

"Also, what's the matter with this book, why can't I even read the past?" Because it is no longer one of the seven mysteries, the earth cage can tolerate Mizi entering his own realm, which also let Mizi know a lot of things .

For example, the future is actually undetectable, and the pages of the future are red. If you turn the pages of the future, the whole book will change from white?color becomes red.

And watching the past and present is no problem.

In fact, even if you look at the future, it is nothing to the powerful monsters. The monsters summoned by watching the future can be solved by them.

It's just that Tangun didn't know exactly what the punishment mechanism looked like, so he didn't dare to take risks.

Tu Ceng looked at Mizi Fox with the eyes of a fool: "Is there any need to talk about this kind of thing? The books of these two people are combined into one, and they can't read Tan's past, which naturally means..."

Shuji Tsushima's future is tied to Tangun's past.

Dazai looked at Hanako-kun with a smile: "Since you have said so, I can rest assured that it is really great to be able to go back to the past without making a deal with you. Madam, you are also relieved, right?" ?”

Tangun: "...Huh?"

Did he miss an episode?Why can't he understand what's going on now? Dazai, did you peek at the script?

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai (spoiler begins): Hanako-kun, right?

Hanako: ...Cut.

Tangun: ...Did I miss the key plot? Baxun Ningning: I feel like I'm catching up with a drama that I haven't seen the synopsis of.

My mind is getting more and more...

When will this book be written...

Added a possible side story - Tangun who can switch genders - Lori Tan.Hei Shizai hugged the loli he had picked up, and glared at Mr. Mori of Lolicon: usurp the throne now?

It can be seen with the naked eye that Tangun in cos Dazai has traveled to the world of Buteizai.It’s just that the specific setting is still entangled...whether to wear it with Jiyouzai (writer Zai/leader Zai) or not, which one is it?Or is he wearing Hei Shizai's evolution of Wuzhenzai's world, and he doesn't bring his friends?

Tangled... I was told that I want to discuss in the group before.

By the way, I finally got inspiration for the line about CP being the writer Jae, but it’s all comprehensive comics—the first one is the heroic spirit setting, who was thrown into the Wenye world to solve the accidental berserker writer Zai who was summoned to the Wenye world In addition to Ango, the characters that will appear simultaneously are all characters that will not appear in the main text, such as Kawabata Yasunari, Mori Mori... Have you seen my overflowing desire to make trouble?

The second one is the magical girl setting, magical girl me or something... Of course, the magical girl is neither Dazai nor Dan.

Regarding the magical girl Dazai, it is another setting of mine, playing a renaissance-guarding sweetheart.Dazai, a high school student, suddenly hatched an egg, and the hatched egg was the two-headed Tangun.

...There are more and more episodes to be written...

"Corpse"

Mi, I want to comment~