My name is Dazai

the courier.

Just when the courier thought that the leader Zai was about to repent, he heard him say: "I will entrust you with the transportation of similar goods in the future."

Courier: "..." Please don't.

But the leader Zai said what he could say, "Thank you very much for your satisfaction with our service, and I will take care of you in the future... hiccup." The courier expressed his thanks with tears and hiccupped excitedly.

The leader of the port mafia had just laid down with his Lolita ability when he was woken up by a phone call.

Alice looked at Mori Ogai with blue eyes.

Mori Ogai looked at Alice with his mobile phone.

Alice raised her foot and kicked Mori Ogai's thigh violently, and the supernatural body kicked Mori Ogai under the bed forcefully: "Rin Taro is so annoying, get out! It's annoying to disturb girls sleeping in the middle of the night !"

"Alice-chan~" Mori Ogai rubbed his throbbing thigh.

Alice sat up in her pajamas, dragged Mori Ogai out of the door, closed and locked the door, and Tulu Mori Ogai lay on the door in pajamas and wailed: "Alice-chan!"

"Rin Taro sleep on the desk." After saying this, Alice lay down on the bed happily.

The master works and she sleeps. Since they are all one, she rests for Rintaro~ Mori Ogai answered the phone: "... Higuchi, what do you need to come to me at this time?"

"Boss, we received a courier marked for 'Doctor Mori' from 'Dazai Osamu', and the label said 'Live Black Rabid Dog', but we opened it and saw that it was Master Akutagawa! This is a threat to our port mafia provocation!" Higuchi Ichiyo said angrily.

Mori Ogai: "..." How did Akutagawa offend Dazai this time? "We haven't caught the courier yet. Commander, please order. I will definitely catch the person who insulted Akutagawa!" Higuchi said loudly.

Mori Ogai took the microphone away calmly: "I see, you show me the express delivery note."

Higuchi's speed was very fast, and when she was waiting for her to come up, Mori Ogai was sitting behind the desk in pajamas with Alice's face printed on it.

Higuchi: "..." Today?The leader of Lolicon is still seriously ill.

If it wasn't for Akutagawa, Higuchi, who was not suitable for the Mafia in nature, would have called the police.

On the courier waybill, the shipping address has a line of words with a different font from other words.

Mori Ogai looked at the position.

... It's not offending one Dazai, but offending a brood of Dazai.

good home?Dude, as expected of Akutagawa who is a professional at offending Dazai.

Mori Ogai crossed his hands, and said in a low voice: "Well, I understand. Higuchi, you won't be responsible for this matter from now on."

He kind of doesn't want to mind it.

If Dazai violated the interests of the port mafia, Mori Ogai would never let it go.But he knew that Akutagawa probably had a place in Dazai's plan, and Dazai wouldn't really do anything to Akutagawa, so he didn't want to talk to him, otherwise it would be very troublesome to deal with Dazai's troubles.

And a litter of Dazai is even more troublesome.

The other Dazai might give Mori Ogai face, but the leader...

Although he has provoked the leader Jae before, Mori Ogai is always worried that the leader Jae will get used to it when there is a real conflict?kill him.

After all, it was Dazai who had already killed him once.

No matter, let Higuchi go away first.

Higuchi looked at Mori Ogai with silent eyes: "Boss, that's it." Mori Ogai: "I will never let anyone offend the interests of the port mafia."

"If it's not serious, let it go." Higuchi looked at Mori Ogai with a wise look.

Mori Ogai looked at Higuchi, looking extremely deep and terrifying.

But Higuchi couldn't be serious, and anyone who saw his boss wearing a dress with a loli face on it probably wouldn't be serious.

What's more, that loli puffed her cheeks and showed an expression of "I'm super fierce".

"Boss?" Higuchi asked, "How can we ignore it? Otherwise, Osamu Dazai is too arrogant and doesn't pay attention to us. The dignity of the port mafia? Is that so?"

Seeing that his silence didn't frighten Higuchi back, Mori Ogai said, "Higuchi, the moment your Akutagawa-sama got hurt because of jealousy with other men outside, the port mafia's dignity was gone."

Higuchi murmured, she felt that Mori Ogai is not a complete port mafia leader now, so she said directly: "...Isn't it the moment when you, the leader, showed your lolicon face?"

Mori Ogai was silent, and then thought of Alice, the expression on his face gradually fluctuated: "Lorizon is also a matter of honor, what's wrong with protecting cute girls under the age of 12?"

"It's abnormal." Higuchi looked at that expression, not knowing why Mori Ogai's rippling expression was so magical, and the details were always magnified in her mind.

Goosebumps arose.

Mori Ogai: "...Get out of here."

The author has something to say: Small theater——Mori Ogai (contemplating): Is being kicked out of bed by Alice also in your calculation, Dazai?

Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahaha!Congratulations Mr. Sen!

Tangun: ...Only this thing I can say is good.

Ogai Mori: Tangun, aren't you an honest man?

Alice: Am I really kicking?

Tangun (rua Alice): Exactly.

Mori Ogai:! ! !

Tangun: Being with such a bad person will not be conducive to growth, how about I take you away?

Alice (troubleshooting): OK!

Mori Ogai:! ! !

Dazai:! ! !

Tangun: Just kidding.

Alice: ...Wow!

Tangun: Wait, wait, don't cry, I'm teasing Dazai.

Alice: Scumbag!