My name is Dazai

There is an extra claw machine in the station near Armed Detective Agency.

Dazai had seen it a long time ago, but he never played it.

He is not interested in those dolls. If there is crab meat or crab toys in the claw machine, he will consider catching some of them.

But the claw machine is full of plush dolls, and the quality is not very good, so he is not interested.

While Dazai was sleeping on the sofa, he heard Tanizaki Naomi say to Yosano Akiko: "...a white cat got into the claw machine. It looks clean. I tried to put it out today." Catch it, but it doesn't seem to be successful. My brother's wallet is also empty... Spent the entire month's snack budget, hey."

When Dazai heard this, he blinked and turned over from the sofa.

"Dazai, you bastard, you're still at work! What are you going to do!" Kunikida roared.

"Go get the dolls!" Dazai ran to the claw machine with Kunikida's wallet.

In the past, there was no one around this claw machine, after all, the prizes inside were not particularly attractive.But now, this claw machine is surrounded by many people, this is probably the pinnacle of this claw machine's vitality.

There is really a white cat in the claw machine.

It was a beautiful long-haired white cat. It buried itself in the pile of toys with its paws in its mouth. It squinted its eyes and flicked its tail in the air.

When the clip of the claw machine was stretched out, the white cat slowly opened its eyes. The sky blue jewel-like eyes looked at the metal claw with disdain, stretched out its own white claw like a mangosteen, and stretched lazily. waist.The white cat's paws were opened, and the pink flesh pads were displayed generously.The white cat turned over with its belly up, and yawned arrogantly.

The clip of the claw machine grabbed the doll on the white cat, and then caught half of the doll and fell off.

The girl in front of the claw machine was not reconciled and tried again.

The owner of the claw machine probably didn't drive the white cat away because of its terrifying gold-absorbing ability.

This is totally a lucky cat.

The white cat smacked its mouth, not worried about being caught away at all.

As far as the claw strength of the claw machine is concerned, it cannot support its weight even if it is caught.

The girl spent all the money in her wallet and left travel expenses for herself.

Dazai seems to have seen how Naomi Tanizaki lost his money.

But he...

Dazai changed the banknotes in Kunikida's wallet into coins and put them into the claw machine.

He was not in a hurry to pick up the white cat for the time being, but looked at this beautiful white cat.

Although it doesn't feel like a cat of any breed, it is a purely beautiful native cat, but it is really beautiful.

The cat was lying on the pile of dolls, and seemed to have noticed Dazai's gaze. The cat blinked its big eyes, tilted its head to look at Dazai, and then opened its mouth, as if to make a "meow".

Dazai didn't catch the cat, but grabbed all the toys in the claw machine.

Waiting for the white cat to come back to his senses, he found that except for the toy on his belly, the other toys basically disappeared.

The white cat looked dully at the humans outside the claw machine, and the expression of the whole cat seemed too vivid.

Compared with dogs, cats don't have rich facial expressions, and it can even be said to be a little facial paralyzed, so it can make a white cat visibly shocked, one can imagine what good deeds Dazai has done.

It looked at the person outside the claw machine, turned over and sat up.

The clip of the claw machine moved again, and moved to a long doll beside it.

The white cat, who had been lazily before, suddenly scratched the clip, and it seemed that a snap could be heard through the glass of the claw machine.

The clip was blown away.

But something under the doll seemed to move.

Three white kittens came out and hugged the white cat affectionately. The white cat used it like a comforting?The paw stuffed the kitten into his arms, then lowered his head and licked the top of the kitten's head.

Dazai snatched away the black cat toy that the white cat was holding before.

The white cat flicked its tail quickly, and it gave Dazai an angry look, but it didn't dare to move because of the kitten in its arms.

Dazai took out the black cat toy from the claw machine, and then handed it to the children beside him - he did this with the doll that was clipped out earlier.

The white cat pressed its paws against the glass and meowed angrily.

It's a pity that the child who got the doll didn't pay attention to the kitten's anger at all.

Dazai took off his coat and stuffed it into the claw machine.

The white cat blinked, as if it understood Dazai's meaning, it grabbed Dazai's windbreaker, dragged it into the claw machine, and then covered itself.

Cats never worry about the temperature being too high, they just like warm places.

"It's actually a cat mother!" Someone said so, "I have to buy some delicious food for it to nourish its body."

The next day, Dazai came again.

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters followed.

"Hey, is this actually a mother cat?" Because the claw machine was emptied by Dazai, Naomi also saw a few kittens.

Dazai looked at other people operating the claw machine. Those people probably had no hope of catching the big cat. After all, even if they caught it, the big cat’s weight would not be able to be squeezed out, and the small milk cat might still be possible.

But when the white cat, who has been lazy before, sees someone wanting to pinch the little milk cat, what?The paw frantically scratched the clip of the claw machine, and then bit the windbreaker that Dazai stuffed into the claw machine before, covering the little milk cats and hiding them.

"What a great maternal love." Tanizaki Naomi said moved.

"No, it's a male cat." Dazai said.

At this moment, the white cat saw Dazai and meowed fiercely, as if it still held a grudge.

Those people pinched for a long time, but found nothing, so they had to leave.

Dazai took out Chuya's wallet that came along last night, and put a coin in it.

Seeing Dazai, the white cat pointed its butt at Dazai.

Dazai use?The clip lifted the white cat's tail, revealing the cat's bell, and said to Naomi, "Did you see it? It's a male cat."

The white cat meowed fiercely.

How much cat cans it would cost to be exposed as not being a kitten!

Does this human understand!

The white cat moved its buttocks and hid its tail under its body, refusing to be lifted by someone.

Naomi exclaimed: "It seems that cat fathers don't take care of their children. This cat father is very responsible."

"It's not the cat father, it's the cat brother." Dazai said with certainty, "Tangun's first time can only be mine!"

Tanizaki Shin said that Mr. Dazai was talking again that everyone couldn't understand.

He didn't pinch the cat today, but used?The clip scratched the white cat's head again and again.

If it keeps scratching, the white cat will enjoy purring, but the nature of the claw machine determines that it can only scratch all at once.

That gets a little annoying.

"It's Brother Cat ~ Brother is such a cute creature~" Naomi stretched her hand into Tanizaki's clothes again, "Is that so, brother~" "Ah ~ Naomi~" Tanizaki made a strange sound.

Neither of them questioned Dazai's statement. Dazai must have his own reasons for saying this, but the two of them didn't see it.

Dazai, who was focused on masturbating cats in the air, didn't pay attention to them.

Anyway, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters have always behaved like this.

At night, the door under the claw machine was pulled open by a fluffy paw.

Because the claw machine can only be pushed inward, the space for the cat to get out is very narrow. The white cat's claws keep drawing and pulling in the air, and then the cat bends its spine and squeezes itself out of it.

It's pretty safe here, and there's no one at the station at night, so the white cat will safely throw the kitten into the claw machine.

The crisp sound of "click" made the white cat furious in the terrifyingly quiet station, jumping sideways for more than one meter.

After waiting for the white cat to calm down, he turned his head and looked.

The cat's powerful night vision allowed him to see the man sitting next to the claw machine with his knees hugged. The man's eyes were fixed on him and he showed a smirk.

Dazai held a can in his hand, which exuded a tempting aroma.

Although Dazai didn't have cat-like night vision ability, the white cat's pure white fur seemed to glow in the dark, not to mention the sound the white cat made when it came out.But on the contrary, although the cat's sense of smell is easy to use, the windbreaker that Dazai stuffed into the claw machine before all smelled like him, and today he played outside the claw machine for a whole day, so the white cat didn't smell Dazai at all.

"Come here~" Dazai put the can on the ground, then stretched out a hand, lowered it and gently hooked his fingers.

The white cat looked at Dazai vigilantly. The fur on the white cat's body was still blown out from the shock just now, and its body and tail were arched, refusing to relax.

Dazai, who wanted to lure the cat, was very patient, he kept that posture still.

After a few minutes, the white cat's muscles relaxed, and then it approached Dazai, lowered its head and ate canned cat food.

Dazai slowly put his hand on the white cat's back, the soft thick fur made Dazai's whole hand sink in.

The white cat was touched while eating, and twisted its body a little unhappy, but Dazai's hand was always with him, so it could only recognize it, and buried its head in the can to eat bitterly.

The white cat is very hungry.

The elder brother who was worried about his sisters being abducted was not at all worried about leaving, so it only came out of the doll-catching mechanism at night when no one was around, looking for food.

After eating the canned food, the white cat looked up, with?The pink tongue licked his mouth, and then stuck his head into the bag that Dazai was carrying.

For white cats?His body pushed the bag open and bit out a bottle from it.

It smelled of the milk flavor inside.

"Meow..." The white cat's eyes lit up, dragged the bottle out, and then wanted to jump back into the claw machine to feed the milk cat, but Dazai grabbed the white cat's waist.

"Meow!" The white cat was dissatisfied, and pretended to bite Dazai.

"Even if you can take it up, where do you dump it?" Dazai believed that the white cat could understand human speech, "It will get dirty and waste a lot."

The white cat bit Dazai for a moment, then licked the back of Dazai's hand, and then circled anxiously beside the claw machine.

Do you mean to bring all the kittens out?

Dazai stood up and picked the lock.

For white cats?The paw rests on the claw machine, pulling himself into a long strip, watching Dazai's movements nervously.

Dazai opened the glass door of the claw machine, then took out a bowl from his bag, poured the milk, and put it into the claw machine.

The three white kittens smelled the milk and couldn't wait to squeeze on it.

Not only the big white cat was starving, but the little white cats were also starving.

Dazai picked up the big white cat and looked at himself at the same level: "Hey, Tangun, do you want to be raised by me? I will also raise your sister. You have a younger sister to raise, and this kind of life is not very good for you and your younger sister." good."

The big white cat looked up at Dazai, tilted its head and meowed limply.

Why does this human know its name and know that it is not a cat father but a cat brother?

"Think about it, if you don't agree, just 'woof'." Dazai shook the white cat.

White Cat: "..."

Whose cat barks like a dog!This is an insult to kitty!

If you want to take me in forcibly, just say so!

"Why do I feel that Dazai has been quieter recently?" Kunikida felt very strange.

Dazai's quietness is reflected in not using it?Provocative words and deeds have tortured them. Although he is still skipping work, it only affects himself and does not affect others.

"Is there a new object to play with?" Yosano Akiko pierced the essence of Dazai's evil cat.

"No." Ranpo took the lollipop out of his mouth, "Dazai is in love."

"That guy shouldn't ask someone to die for love again!"

"Frivolous bastard!"

"But why are you so attractive to women?"

In the Armed Detective Agency, men and women are condemning Dazai's bastards.

"It's not a girl, it's a man." Ranpo said to Kunikida who asked the question.

Kunikida's pen because of the master?The person was overly shocked and was broken: "...What? When did Dazai bend?"

"It can be regarded as scum, not only to support that man, but also to support his whole family." Luanbu said with a happy tone.

Kunikida: "..."

"... Dazai, is that kind of person?"

Is it the kind that will honestly support others?Dazai, that ghostly person, is he willing to suffer?

And... who would be so blind to find someone like Dazai who can't save money?the man

For a moment, Kunikida didn't know who to sympathize with.

"Wait, where's Dazai?" Kunikida suddenly discovered his blind spot.

In the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency, a man pressed a child who looked to be in his teens on the bed with both hands.

The boy's white cat's ears trembled, looking at Dazai's eyes full of innocence: "Meow?"

Dazai let out a mournful cry: "...it is obviously an adult cat, why does it turn into a human being and then becomes Masata? How can I say this!"

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