My name is Dazai

Tangun felt that either he was crazy or Alice was crazy.

"Do I look like a matchmaker?" Tangun took a deep breath and asked the leader Jae.

The leader Zai shook his head: "If you want to say it, Ango is like a matchmaker."

Writer An Wu touched the matchmaker mole on the corner of his mouth, feeling that he was hurt.

"Is Alice trusting Tangun's vision? Can Tangun tell me something? I also want to know how Tangun sees men." The leader Zai put his hand into Tangun's shirt collar, Then he stroked Tangun's neck.

The leader Zai's hands were always cold, and when he put his hand into Tangun's clothes, Tangun couldn't help but tremble suddenly.

He felt a trace of murderous intent.

The leader Jae rubbed his lips against Tangun's cheek and slid down, with a seductive look.

"Tangun~" the leader Jae said in Tangun's ear with a smile.

Tangun felt as if the leader Jae had put a knife on his neck.

"The way I look at men... of course it's Dazai." Tangun rubbed Dazai's cheek, "Only Dazai is worthy of my liking."

After the black cat got a satisfactory answer, it purred and fell limply on Tangun's shoulder again.

What Tangun said was not lying.He is straight and has no sexual interest in men, except for Dazai.

Alice's expression changed from excited to flat, and then gradually showed a disgusted expression: "Forget it..."

Although her conversation with the leader Zai just now made her feel a little more fond of the leader Zai, it could not reverse her long-standing dislike of Dazai family creatures.

"But Dazai wouldn't be so perverted to be interested in little girls." Tangun felt that Alice didn't like Dazai, and his problem of protecting the calf reappeared.

Alice looked at Tangun dissatisfied.

But Tangun would not back down on such a matter.

"I don't trust your eyes again." Alice muttered softly.

Anyone who can fall in love with Dazai is at least ten levels blind in her heart.

"Alice, what kind of man do you like?" the leader Zai asked.

Tangun looked at the leader Jae with a little difference, and he couldn't imagine really introducing someone to Alice.

I don't care about Alice's real age, but she looks no more than 12 years old. If she really likes Alice, then Tangun will probably call the police on the spot.

"The type I like, I like a man who exudes mature charm, has a sense of humor, is reliable and reliable." Alice described her favorite male type intoxicatedly, "Be reliable, but can't always be serious , you must have the right ability to activate the atmosphere, you must be able to bear my temper, you must be able to coax me after being bullied by me..."

An image could not help but pop up in Tangun's mind.

... Isn't this Mori Ogai?

None of the Dazai were surprised by Alice's answer.Although Alice keeps saying that she hates Mori Ogai, deep down in her heart, she still likes the kind of person who has the shadow of Mori Ogai.In short, Alice is a tsundere who dislikes integrity.

"More importantly, you are willing to blow up the roof for me!" Alice added loudly after finishing speaking.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)" The leader nodded hastily, "So what do you think of the president of the Armed Detective Agency?"

Alice already thought that Dazai was unreliable, but when she heard what the leader said, the suspicion on her face could hardly be concealed: "Fukuzawa Yukichi...would blow up the roof for me?"

And it hardly meets his requirements.Humorless and stuffy, it doesn't seem like much fun to be around him.Thinking about how willful Edogawa Ranpo's original temper was, Fukuzawa Yukichi restrained a part of it.

What's more, Fukuzawa Yukichi feels like the type who won't blow up the roof for her.

"No." Miss Zhizi picked up the milk tea that Tangun also made for him, "but Mr. Mori will cry even harder."

Alice lost expression on her face.

Tangun thought that Alice disapproved of Ms. Zhizi's point of view too much, but unexpectedly, Alice's face flushed a little more: "I suddenly found that President Fukuzawa seems to meet my requirements~" As long as a simple A single reason can make Alice turn against her in an instant.

Alice has a domineering and willful temper.The Dazai have accurately found Alice's real appeal: not to find a love partner who can satisfy Alice, but to make Mr. Mori cry.In fact, no matter how much they meet Alice's request, Alice will not be satisfied.The leader Zai is probably the perfect Party B, who accurately grasps the needs of Party A, like a devil, sees into the heart, and then makes a proposal that people cannot refuse.

This kind of thing makes Mr. Mori cry...

Dazai family creatures have no way to refuse it.

"That's it, our Osamu Dazai, although unreliable in other aspects, is an absolute expert in love." Miss Zhizi said while patting her chest.A beautiful woman with a charming appearance makes people feel that she has rich experience in love. When she is so assured, she always gives people a feeling of hope for the future.

... If you can't find a partner, then just pay her for herself.

Of course, this is just the usual case.

Alice became entangled when she heard Miss Zhizi's assurance.

There was no way, Dazaike's guarantee sounded like a declaration that she could not get what she wanted.

"Alice, what do you think?" Hei Shizai also became excited.

He is full of troubles.

Maybe Buteizai still hesitated to persecute Fukuzawa Yukichi for a moment, then he would not do it at all.

He had no sense of belonging to the Armed Detective Agency.

In the armed detective agency where the chickens were flying like dogs, Edogawa shuddered violently.

"Mr. Ranpo, what's the matter?" Tanizaki Junichiro saw the abnormality of Edogawa Ranpo and asked.

"It's really too bad." Ranpo looked at Buteizai who was fighting with Kunikida Doppo.

Wu Zhenzai turned his head to look at Ranbu as if feeling something.

Luanbu looked at Wu Jingzai's face, and turned his head in disgust.

Wu Zhenzai narrowed his eyes slightly, showing an expression like a Tibetan fox who seemed to see everything through, but didn't want to say anything.

……Could it be that……

His selves in those parallel worlds started to make troubles again. Probably only when he stood in the position of a bystander, Wu Zhenzai could realize how annoying and troublesome he could be.

Couldn't he himself have given people a break?

Buteizai silently gave up the fight with Kunikida Doppo, and sat down for a rare moment to reflect.

Is he usually too much? Seeing Takenzai calm down, Kunikida couldn't help but also stopped his movements: "Dazai, what's wrong with you?" Zai patted Kunikida on the shoulder.

Kunikida immediately took a step back in shock: "Dazai, you..."

Is this worthy of him in his lifetime?

"And Dr. Yosano! Kunikida-san has passed out!" A moment later, Atsushi Nakajima shouted amidst Buteizai's whistle.