My name is Dazai

"Tangun, you really wish you were not suitable to be a parent!" As soon as Tangun opened the door and came in, Tangun heard Edogawa Ranpo say such words.

Ranpo had a pretty good impression of Tangun, so he raised his hand and waved.

This is a restaurant with a semi-underground structure, which is booked out for parties.

"Ah, Mr. Ranpo, cake cake..." Yosano Akiko hurriedly put away the plate knocked over by Ranpo's raised hand, took out a tissue from Kunikida's hand and wiped it for Ranpo.

Ranpo seems to know everything when he is investigating the case, but in daily life, he looks very clumsy-in fact, he needs others to take care of him.

Yosano Akiko feels that sometimes she regards Ranbu as an older brother, and sometimes she feels that she has raised a son and sprinkled all her mother's love on him.

"Sorry, I was stuck in time..." Tangun smiled awkwardly.

From a certain point of view, he is indeed a parent, but this kind of parent refers to the role of a male mother.

There is no prestige.

Seeing Tangun being teased by Chuya and the others, Kusano Shinpei said in his heart that it was because they had nothing to do with Tangun that he appeared insignificant. As far as he knew, Tangun was a very strong person as a serious parent.

It's just that I can't hold back Dazai and Chuya...

Alice bounced down the stairs, wanting to do something blockbuster, but found that the Armed Detective Agency, like the Port Mafia, was doing its own thing, and she had no sense of existence at all.Probably only Yosano Akiko took another look at Alice, and then folded the tissues that had wiped Ranpo's cuffs before throwing them into the trash can.

The writer Ango, who was still fighting with the poets, let out a contemptuous breath from his nostrils when he saw Edogawa Ranbu, and then turned his head away.

It's obviously the first time we've met, but writer Ango's dislike is already on his face.

There were still crumbs of the cake in the corner of Ranbu's mouth. He opened his eyes and looked at the writer Anwu, and immediately shouted: "What's the matter with you! You are still ignoring me even though Master Ranbu greeted you on his own initiative!"

"Don't you know how bad you have done yourself?" The writer Ango's tone was extremely bad.

"Then you can't do that either! Ranpo-sama will be sad!"

"I'd be sad if he did that!"

Tangun was confused, and looked up at Kunikida, and Kunikida also looked at Tangun with doubtful eyes.

The two male mothers have confirmed their eyes, which are eyes that are ignorant of each other.

Tangun pressed his temple, trying hard to dig out this matter from his forgotten memory.

This time it was the poet's turn to eat melons, and he gloated and said, "Oh, Ango, what are you doing? You will really trouble Tangun by doing this."

Tangun turned to pinch the bridge of his nose, "...it's you who bothered me when you said that."

This kind of words that add fuel to the fire is what makes people really angry, right?

The writer Ango ignored the poet Chuya. He curled his lips and looked at Yosano Akiko: "You are so old and need someone to take care of you. You are really a childish ghost who has no shame."

"Ranpo-sama is not naive at all." Edogawa Ranpo stood up, with his hands on his hips, puffing out his chest, "I, Edogawa Ranpo, am the core of the Armed Detective Agency." "What's so strange about you?" Is that what you call yourself? Only children and those who have not grown up with the second illness would say that?" The writer Ango took out a chair and sat down, speaking in an extremely arrogant way that made people angry just looking at it. .

Both Akiko Yosano had the heart to cut off the leg of writer Ango to correct his posture.

"What's wrong with Ranpo-sama, it's Ranpo-sama who gave you that honor out of mercy!" Edogawa Ranpo raised his voice, "You came to bully me instead! It's too much!"

Tangun sensed something from the gap in his memory.

The Edogawa Ranpo he knew should not look like the Ranpo in front of him, that Ranpo was not so lively, he was an introverted person.And the conflict between the two of them...

Tangun didn't know why, but suddenly felt a great terror, as if someone had strangled me by the throat, and then someone beat me hard.

"It's obviously you who are the most exaggerated!" The writer Ango looked at the people around him, and found that they didn't seem to understand the current situation, so he simply started to explain. "From the very beginning, it was clear that you chose to cut him in half because you couldn't figure out who the murderer of "Evil Spirit" was! Is this something a human can do?!"

"But don't you know I'm the type who needs encouragement?"

"You can't correct it at all!"

"Then you don't need to come and mock me often, do you?" Edogawa was so angry that he stomped his feet vigorously.

He is rarely so depressed.

"...Is this the so-called quarrel between dimensions?" The writer Zai Wuyu complained, "It is clearly the dispute between Edogawa Ranpo and Ango we know, why are you two arguing?" "So, chaos Mr. Abu, what are you arguing about?" Yosano Akiko looked at the writer Ango with some condemnation.

The writer Ango wanted to explain before, but he got up after arguing and didn't explain clearly at all.

He took a breath and calmed down his mood: "When I was in school, I saw Edogawa Ranpo's work "Evil Spirit" serialized in a magazine. It was such an attractive work. Every reversal They all fascinate me.”

Kuniki Tianshin said why does he feel that this guy is Mr. Ranpo's fanboy again, it seems that this is a good start... Wait, cut in half?

He seems to have seen the moment when writer Ango's faith collapsed.

"It's at the climax of the work. Tide... high. Do you understand the tide? It's at the most attractive place..." The writer An Wu sneered, pointing at Ranbu, "He said he couldn't figure out the ending, so he cut it in half."

Tangun finally knew why he felt suffocated.This is the horrible feeling of being dominated when the work I like is controlled by eunuchs.

Not only him, but the writer Zai's complexion also changed instantly.

"...I'm a little curious about that." Hei Shizai looked at the writer Zai like a curious kitten.

"do not!"

"Okay."

The former was said by Tangun, and the latter by the writer Jae.

Tangun was worried that Hei Shizai would be so angry that he would vomit blood, while the writer Jae was very happy to see Hei Shizai die.

"Well, what happened after this?" Fukuzawa Yukichi, who had been teasing Zaimiao, finally spoke. He just regretted that the black cat would not jump on him like the one he met before.

Although Fukuzawa Yukichi was teasing the cat, some people were listening.Edogawa Ranpo was so wronged, he couldn't help asking a few more questions.

"After this... well, after this, I just ignored him at the party." Seeing Fukuzawa Yukichi, the writer Ango felt awkward for a moment, but he still said so.

"President, that Ranpo is a very unconfident person! What he did is very hurtful!" Edogawa Ranpo immediately added.

If it was him, he probably didn't care that the writer Ango ignored him, but he in that parallel world... would probably have his self-esteem blown immediately.

"It's cold violence..." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't hold back and said, but was glared at by the writer Ango.

"You don't understand my pain at all!"

"Master Luanbu is more painful!"

"I am ten times more painful than you!"

"A hundred times!"

"A thousand times!"

"Ten thousand times!"

...What kind of elementary school students quarrel is this.

"Ango!" Tangun couldn't help shouting.

Writer An Wu moaned and said, "Anyway, I feel even more uncomfortable."

"That's why you mocked me every issue when you serialized detective novels?" Edogawa ranpo narrowed his eyes.

"That's not because you didn't see it. If you see it, it's not a mockery." Writer Ango was not to be outdone, "It's clear that you are useless! Is this the pillar of the Armed Detective Agency?"

Edogawa Ranpo stared, as if trying to scratch someone: "Ranpo-sama is the world's number one detective! As for your clumsy tricks, Ranpo-sama can see through them at a glance!"

"Hmph." Writer An Wu breathed out through his nostrils, "I don't believe it."

"This is the truth!" Edogawa Ranpo said loudly.

"Anwu, actually this is a good opportunity." Writer Zai said suddenly.

Writer Ango turned to look at writer Jae.

Writer Zai looks well-behaved and doesn't seem to be troublesome, but writer Ango seems to have seen Dazai's wagging cat's tail.

The rogue faction has no really well-behaved people.

Being cute is just an appearance.

"If Mr. Ranpo can tell the real culprit, isn't it equivalent to getting the author's ending?" Zai the writer pointed to his head, "It just so happens that I still remember the entire content of that book."

So bad so bad!

The writer Ango laughed so hard that the corners of his mouth could not be suppressed.

"Yeah, what's the use of this..." Writer Ango looked at Edogawa Ranpo with provocative eyes, "If you can solve your own tricks, I will admit that you are the world's number one detective."

"After all, the number one detective must be able to defeat himself~"