My name is Dazai

One of the most embarrassing things in the world is probably when the person you like falls into the arms of your deadly enemy.

For Mori Ogai, the greatest humiliation in life is probably when his loli ran to Fukuzawa Yukichi and stuck to him intimately.

It's not a question of whether it's green or not.

Mori Ogai's shoulders twitched: "Isn't it because I didn't blow up the roof? Why did you leave me like this? Alice, you can't blow up my heart just because I didn't blow up the roof... woo woo woo woo woo, Alice..."

Akutagawa stood at the door for a while, but chose to leave.

What if the boss is too weird?

Akutagawa chose to run away.

This is bigger than Fukuzawa Yukichi who stole Dazai and Yosano Akiko one after another...

Well, if he were to exchange Alice for Dazai and Akiko, it would be fine...

Wait, the problem now is not this, but if he doesn't do something else, Dazai, Akiko and Alice will all run away.

He picked up the landline on the table and called the number he had never recorded, but he had memorized it backwards in his mind.

In the restaurant, Fukuzawa Yukichi took out his mobile phone and looked at it, showing the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone.This pot really doesn't belong to him, he doesn't want to bear it at all.Mori Ogai knew that he would definitely complain to him.Although Mori Ogai doesn't know how to swear, this person is also very irritating when he is eccentric.

Don't want to answer the phone at all.

Alice had already left his side, after all, she really didn't like Fukuzawa Yukichi.

Mori Ogai didn't like him, and so did Alice.

Not her thing at all.

Fukuzawa Yukichi silently stuffed the phone back, didn't hang up but didn't answer, and just let the phone ring.

I don't want to take Lisen Ogai.

However, the phone kept ringing and vibrating, which made the whole room quiet.Although everyone is more casual, the ringing of the mobile phone still attracts everyone's attention.

Writer Ango and Ranpo quarreled and couldn't concentrate anymore.

Fukuzawa Yukichi had no choice, he believed that Mori Ogai had the patience to keep fighting.

This guy is stubborn and terrifying, and it must be even more so when it comes to Alice.

"Your Excellency Silver Wolf..." Mori Ogai's deep voice on the other end of the phone shouted.

Several Dazai and Xie Ye showed disgusted expressions at the same time.

Alice pricked up her ears, and walked up to Fukuzawa Yukichi in disbelief, and took the phone.

Fukuzawa Yukichi was happy to throw the blame back to Alice.

This was originally Alice's fault.

He is just an innocent passerby.

But Alice didn't speak, but pressed the hands-free button.

"I never thought that you are such a person." Mori Ogai's voice was full of resentment, "Does Natsume-sensei know that you are such a lolicon? Although my hunting range is loli under the age of 12, But I didn't abduct other people's children...Mr. Fukuzawa, do you know that this is no longer a simple lolicon problem, but has risen to a moral level. Do you want to think about the consequences of my calling now? Why is Alice a pure and good child, and there is no future with a hypocritical and bad uncle like you, I will not just watch Alice being fooled by you like this!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..." Your family-raised Alice has been spoiled by you so badly, don't you have any idea in your own mind?

The three people who had been raised by Mori Ogai made "tsk" sounds at the same time.

"Rintaro, do you regret it?" Mori Ogai's harsh words went smoothly, but Alice didn't like this.

Mori Ogai immediately switched from the deep voice of the boss to a rippling voice in a second: "Alice-chan~ You are here, I was bullied by Alice and cried today. There is a towel for me to wipe my tears on the table. Alice Is Si happy? Alice-chan~ I miss you so much! I didn’t see you last night, and I didn’t have the energy to work overtime. Holding Alice-chan’s pillow is also tossing and turning..."

Yosano Akiko cut it as hard as she was afraid that others would not hear it: "It's disgusting."

However, judging from Yosano's understanding of Mori Ogai, the man in front of him can really do terrible things that he is not ashamed of but proud of.

"I'm not happy, Lin Taro, I'm so disappointed in you." Alice excitedly said more cruel words, "You don't love me at all!"

"Alice-chan!" Mori Ogai's scream made everyone feel goosebumps, "Is this man willing to blow up the roof of the Armed Detective Agency for you?"

Yosano Akiko didn't quite understand what was going on at first, but after seeing the smirks of Dazai's as if stealing honey, he immediately thought of the explosion on the roof of the port mafia yesterday.

She got it.

"Blow up the roof." Yosano Akiko touched her chin, raised her legs, the toe of her high-heeled shoes went up little by little because she hooked her toes, she supported her chin with one hand, "I'm willing to do this kind of thing for Alice."

"How about I blow up the roof of the Armed Detective Agency?" Yosano Akiko looked at Alice and said.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

Mori Ogai: "..."

The cost of repairing the roof of the Armed Detective Agency after it was blown up is definitely not as serious as the consequences of the blown roof of the Port Mafia, and the loss will not be too great in any way.People in Yokohama would doubt the prestige of the Port Mafia when the roof of the Port Mafia was blown up, but the influence of the Armed Detective Agency itself is not on the bright side, and the damage to its reputation is not great.

And they blow up the roof by themselves and the loss is completely controllable.

No, with Tanizaki, they don't even need to blow up the roof.

So although Fukuzawa Yukichi felt speechless, he didn't speak.

Seeing things like old enemies being deflated...

Even he won't refuse.

Alice looked at Yosano Akiko with a little light in her eyes, and she looked like a door to a new world had been opened.What are men? Look at Ogai Mori and Yukichi Fukuzawa. Neither of the two stinky men are willing to blow up the roof of her house. Is this an excessive request?

Did they know how sad she was when she got rejected?No, they only care about the roof.

Or girls know girls better!

"Sister Yosano!" Alice threw herself on Yosano's lap, "I've decided, I'll abandon that bald man Rintaro! I just like the beautiful sister Yosano~ Uncle really doesn't suit me~ Rintaro ,farewell!"

The Dazai all sat up straight, the vile cats and cats got excited.

The leader Zai pinched his chin with his index finger and thumb, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

Butengzai put his hands on his knees, looking cute, but Tangun always felt that there was a fluffy black tail dangling behind him.

Miss Zhizi pursed her lips, her curly black hair slipped from her ears, covering most of her face, she looked graceful and ladylike, but her hair trembled when she laughed.

Hei Shizai picked up the camera and took a picture of this scene, and also pointed out how Alice could look better lying on Xie Ye's lap.

The corners of Zai Miao's mouth curled up, revealing a smile that exceeded the limit of ordinary cat expressions, but the overly vivid cat expression was a bit scary.

The writer Zai blinked, and recorded the scene of Lily in front of him in his vivid memory, thinking that it would be nice to have the opportunity to draw or write it.

Oops, awesome.

Dazai thought in unison.

Mori Ogai on the other end of the phone fell into a long silence.

What if his diamond and his baby run away?

Xie Ye's voice came from the phone: "Alice, tell me who is your favorite?"

"Akiko~ I like Akiko the most~" Alice said quite cooperatively.

"Where's Mori Ogai?"

"Just hold your head and cry at home, Akiko don't mention him~" Mori Ogai: "..."

"Alice-chan! Don't abandon me! I'll come to you right away!"

Akutagawa walked downstairs and covered his ears silently, why is it so noisy?