My name is Dazai

Tangun couldn't remember what was going on now, anyway, he shook his head and sat on a chair when he woke up, and the writer Jae was sitting opposite him.

Writer Zai is wearing a suit today and sitting in front of him.

Tangun couldn't turn his head around, he looked down at the clothes he was wearing.

It was an open-back wedding dress with a heavy hem and an opening all the way to the back waist.But Tangun felt that although he didn't drive the leather turtle, his butt was a bit cold.

...Wait, what's going on?

"Uuuuuuuuuuu...Tan-chan, Dad misses you so much..." the writer Zai moaned as he stroked Tangun's hand wearing a long white glove.

Tangun thought, whose father are you?I treat you like a gay friend and you actually want to be my father?Even if I am a father, I am my father, right?

Although the subconscious mind felt that something was wrong, strange information popped up in the subconscious mind.

The person in front of him is his father, and today is his wedding.

Tangun thought hard for a while, he felt that everything was against harmony, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

What kind of strange idea is this "...Tan Jiang, after you marry someone else, will your father see you less often and you will not be able to communicate with him, will you not be able to stay close to your father?" the writer Zai Xu babbled .

Tangun looked at the author Jae, and wanted to laugh a little, but he was so anxious, which made Tangun feel a little distressed, so he hugged him in his arms: "Okay, okay, no, in my heart, you have always been It's very important, then your position will not be replaced by others." "Tanjiang can pack daddy away, okay?" the writer Zai said, and then began to come up with a wrong idea, "how about this, before we start, The two of us elope, right? It's terrible...I can't imagine my status in Tangun's heart getting lower..."

Did Tangun say that the bride eloped with the bride's father before the wedding?No matter how you hear it, it is a big melon that can be published in social news.And he is too willful, right?Can any father say such a thing?

... No, no, if it was him, maybe it would work.

After all, he is the kind of character who looks weak and can be bullied, but makes a big deal without watching.

"Tan-chan will definitely agree, right? For sure?" Jae the writer held Tangun's hand tightly, "You can't be reluctant to part with that guy, right?"

A simple sentence is full of the father-in-law's resentment towards his son-in-law.

No name was mentioned, but a figure immediately popped up in Tangun's mind. The man's left eye was bound by a bandage, a red scarf was wrapped around his neck, and he liked to wear a black windbreaker. Cats, but in the eyes of others, are probably equivalent to the existence of the Great Demon King.

But... when Tangun thought of that person, he felt that he couldn't run away from the marriage and leave the cat alone at the wedding scene, making him look like a black cat soaked by rain.

Writer Jae clenched Tangun's hand tightly, and his breathing became very heavy.

Tangun felt that he could not reject the person in front of him, after all, the writer Jae in front of him looked like a cat that had been thrown into a pool.

"The bride and the father of the bride, the ceremony is about to begin!" Before Tangun could give an answer, someone knocked on the door.

Tangun felt relieved, but he didn't dare to show it on his face.

The force on writer Zai's face that forced Tangun to make a choice immediately suffocated like a punctured balloon.

Neither of them spoke.

The people outside the door knocked hard again: "The bride and the bride's father? Are you there? Is it convenient for me to come in?"

The writer Zai said reluctantly: "Got it."

Two people are sitting in the dressing room.

The door was knocked again, this time, the people outside the door did not shout.

Two heads... no, three heads poked in.

Two heads belong to humans, and one head belongs to cats.

Miss Zhizi leaped over and hugged Tangun's arm, and thrust his arm into her embrace, while Black Shijae hugged Tangun's waist tightly, buried his head in his chest, and the black Jae-jae jumped to Tangun's chest. On the skirt, the white paws and white bandage blended with the color of Tangun's skirt. It meowed loudly, and raised its head, allowing Tangun to touch it.

"Sister, let's elope." Miss Zhizi and Hei Shizai said these words at the same time.

Zai Meow also meowed, as if agreeing with the two of them.

Tangun reflexively looked at the writer Jae with a surprised expression on his face.

"...Hey, did that smelly old man tell you that too?" Zhizi turned his head and muttered.

"Who is a stinky old man! You are a terrible guy who has no elders in his eyes!" The writer Zai waved his hand vigorously, as if to hit Miss Zhizi on the head.

"It's disrespectful to be old." Hei Shizai also complained.

Zai Miao flicked his tail and meowed contemptuously. Obviously, even the little cat looked down on him.

"You two guys! How did you talk to your father!" Zai the writer was furious, "The sandalwood sauce is mine and has nothing to do with you!"

"abnormal!"

"You too."

"Guys, time is really running out!" The people at the door watched the family get together and had a lot of fun.

Tangun always felt that he had participated in his own wedding more than once, but he always felt that this time was different.

Tangun put his hand on Writer Jae's arm, and Writer Jae hesitated to move forward.

As soon as Tangun looked up, he saw the leader Jai wearing a crisp white suit with a red rose on his chest.The leader, Jae Ye, just happened to meet his eyes... No, it's not so much right, it's better to say that he was looking at Tangun all the time, so when Tangun looked into his eyes, he just met his eyes.

Leader Zai usually wears black clothes. Although he would take off the windbreaker and suit at home and leave the white shirt inside, the shirt is still different from the suit he wears outside. Suddenly, he changed into a style he was not familiar with. Tangun felt his heart beat faster.

A road less than 30 meters long was taken by the writer for a kilometer, and Tangun felt that he was getting tired from walking.

The writer Zai pulled a face, not smiling at all.

The smile on the leader Zai's face widened.When Tangun just stepped on the steps with one foot, the leader Jae stretched out his hand to grab Tangun's hand and pulled him up. The writer Jae stared at him, but he didn't pull Tangun back after all.

He didn't have that much courage in public.

The leader Jae didn't hold Tangun in his arms, but arched himself into Tangun's arms, hugged Tangun's waist with both hands, and whispered in Tangun's ear, "Tangun's waist is awesome. "

Tangun's body stiffened.

The hand of the leader Zai slid down the back of the waist to the back groove.

The leader Zai just touched it lightly, then moved up along the waistline, and then straightened up.

"Are you willing to let Tan be your wife? Whether it is pain or sorrow, joy or joy, you will share it together until the end of your life?" The pastor looked at the leader Zai and asked.

"I am willing." The leader Jae said, and winked at Tangun.

"Are you willing to let Dazai be your husband? Can you take care of him, give him all your love, support each other, and keep chaste until the end of your life?"

"I am willing."

"So do those present have any opinions?" the pastor asked again.

In a word, Tangun had a bad feeling.

"I object!" The two said in unison.

Tangun looked down, and Miss Zhizi stood up with Haku Sijae.

"How can this man be worthy of my sister!" Miss Zhizi shouted.

"Brother is mine!" Hei Shizai raised his left hand and showed off the ring on his left hand.

Miss Zhizi also raised her hand: "I have this kind of thing too!"

Zai Meow meowed loudly and took out a ring from its bandage.

Writer Zai hesitated and stood up, stroking the ring on his left hand: "Tan Jiang... Although we are father and daughter, the love between you and me is not fake, right?"

Tangun: "..."

Priest:"……"

The pastor looked at Tangun as if he was looking at some blasphemous bastard. The previous oath said to remain chaste, and this guy exposed this situation in the next second.

And it's not just an ordinary person who pedals several boats, but also plays orthopedics!

Tangun felt that it was not his fault, but for some reason he couldn't get rid of it.

The leader, Zai, had quick eyes and quick hands, put the ring on Tangun's finger, then put another ring on Tangun's hand, and asked Tangun to put it on him.

"Then, here I am legally married with Tan-chan~" the leader Jae said loudly, "I'm going to kiss Tangun now!"

Things seem to be a lot, but only what happened in five seconds.Tangun's mind was still blank, and the leader Jae touched his buttocks and kissed his lips.

The pastor suddenly felt that this was nothing to do with him.

"Let go of my sister/Tan-chan, let me do it!" Several dazai jumped on Tangun's body, mixed with a few meows, Tangun felt that his face was about to be swollen from being kissed.

"Help... help..." Under the passionate kiss, Tangun's voice was gradually drowned out.

"Wow!" Tangun sat up abruptly from the bed, took off the VR glasses-like device, and then put on his own glasses.

... He remembered that before Dazai collided, a singularity was produced, and a bunch of such machines fell out, and a script could be set up to play. After putting on the glasses, he entered a game world just like the real world. The senses are all perfect.

Today the leader Zai wants to play this secretly with him, but he didn't expect that what he set up is actually a wedding script.

"What are you guys doing secretly here to play!" the leader Zai carried Tangun over.

"Bah, seeing you sneaking here to play with Tangun, I know it's nothing good." Miss Zhizi rolled her eyes.

"It's not that you're unprepared, you see that the script you gave us has been set up." Hei Shizai said angrily, "What kind of setting is it that you and Tangun are relatives?"

Writer Jae stared at his glasses with a blank face, then covered his face, allowing himself to be overwhelmed by shame.

Damn, what did he do in the game just now!

"It doesn't hinder you!" the leader said, molaring his teeth. He couldn't set up feelings, and setting them as Tangun's relatives in the game was purely to exclude competitors. He didn't expect that he was really so unscrupulous.

It only hindered them for a while, and soon they abandoned the setting and showed their love boldly.

"If it wasn't for that damn setting, I would have greened you a long time ago!" Miss Zhizi barked her teeth and claws.

"That's it!"

The writer Zai blushed up to his ears, what happened just now was a huge shock to him.

"I just didn't want to set it up like that!" The leader Zaiqie said.

"I'm warning you guy, don't even think about having a wedding with Tangun, or we will kidnap Tangun! Let you hang out at the wedding venue." Miss Zhizi glared at the leader Zai.

The leader Zaishin said that if there is a chance to actually hold a wedding with Tangun, he must stay away from these guys!

These guys are definitely not talking hilariously, they are saying something they definitely want to do.

The leader Jae believed that as long as he relaxed a little bit towards Tangun, Tangun might be tempted by them.Although Tangun had promised him before that he only felt love for him, but the other Dazai are actually the type to poke Tangun's favor!

Even if Tangun doesn't cheat, he won't be happy watching his hated self posing in front of Tangun.

Otherwise, they would really be able to kidnap Tangun on the wedding day.

Tangun: "...don't argue."

Why can't they think about his feelings a little bit?Why do you say that if you kidnap him, you should kidnap him, hey, hey, even a hostage should have the right to choose, right?

Tangun felt that he was like a rag doll being dragged by the Dazai's limbs and fighting for it.

Tangun sighed: "Forget it, I should get used to it... Ah, yes, Dazai, happy birthday."

All the dazai looked at Tangun, with sparkling eyes: "Thank you, Tangun~" "I have prepared the cake, wait for me to go home and share it with everyone." Tangun stroked the heads of the dazai one by one.

"Waiting for you to go home?" The leader Zai realized the point and narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Well, I'm going to give a gift to that Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency." Tangun got ready to get off the bed, "everyone's birthday is one day..."

"Don't go!" The Dazai grabbed Tangun's legs, and Tangun fell headfirst to the ground.

It fell, but not completely.If it wasn't for Dazai's hand grabbing his ankle, he would be on his face.

"Don't feed the cats outside! You Neptune!" The domestic cats meowed angrily at the same time.

Tangun hesitated: "...how bad this is..."

"Tangun!" the Dazai said in unison.