My name is Dazai

Wu Jingzai took a step back vigilantly, but still received a punch in the face.

A long-haired figure appeared in place, and the only difference between her and Buteizai was their gender.

She moved her wrist, and looked at Wu Jingzai with a smile that made both of them shudder: "Is he so scary?"

Miss Zhizi's lethality is not at the same level as the writer Jae.

It's a pretty good choice for her to deal with Wu Jingzai.

It is true that the leader's rank is higher than that of Wu Zhenzai, but it is not the best choice.

Miss Zhizi is a girl, and she has a natural advantage in dealing with Dazai Ke creatures.

Even though Miss Zhizi's sexual orientation is male, she has no sympathy for men.She still pities women.

And even though Buteizai knew that Miss Zhizi was him, he was still a lot gentler.

So Wu Zhenzai could only walk around the table and shouted at Miss Zhizi: "You have the heart! You hit me in the face!"

"Why can't I bear it? It would be better if it was disfigured, so there's no way to hook up with a girl and die in love!" Miss Zhizi jumped onto the table and walked straight to fight Buteizai.

Among other things, Wu Jingzai, his evasion skills are definitely top-notch, otherwise he would have been beaten to death long ago.

Osamu Dazai and Ms. Zhizi are fine, but all the documents on the table have suffered.

Kunikida couldn't help but yelled: "You two bandage waste devices, please stop!"

Tangun stood there, so ashamed that he wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground, and shouted in a voice almost moaning, "Zhizi..."

But Kunikida's voice was too loud, and Tangun's voice was really weak.

The two Dazai are people who do their own way, just as even though Zhizi has a good impression of Tangun, this is not the reason for her not to harm Tangun.

In the end, it was Kunikida who used force to stop the two Dazai who seemed to be dismantling the Armed Detective Agency.

Miss Zhizi whimpered, and then suddenly said: "Mr. Dazai, I am pregnant with your child!"

"Wow!" Everyone heard a suppressed exclamation from outside the door, and the exclamation quickly disappeared.

Obviously someone is out there.

Wu Zhenzai: "..."

Tangun choked on his own saliva: "...cough cough cough!"

Miss Zhizi showed a smug and sly smile.

Kunikida and Atsushi Nakajima felt their stomachs ache watching this scene.

There are not many creatures like Osamu Dazai who can harm themselves.

"You two!"

Miss Zhizi called out in a mournful voice, "Mr. Dazai, do you really not want me and my child?"

"I can raise it myself..." Miss Zhizi sobbed.

Kunikida: "..." If he didn't know that these two were Dazai, he would have believed in Miss Zhizi's evil.

Outside the door—"Mr. Dazai is too much..." Tanizaki Junichiro said in a low voice.

"Hmm." Naomi stuck to Tanizaki's body, "In order not to let my brother do such a thing, Naomi has to fill my brother up with Naomi~" "Naomi..." He said that he didn't know it was enjoyment Still a voice of resistance.

There was a sound of footsteps.

Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi came from the elevator.

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at the door, wondering what he was thinking.

But neither of these two people wanted to go in.

Because in the Armed Detective Agency, there are dog-blood dialogues like the soap operas that old ladies like, such as "Mr. It's mine." Such an apparently harmonious but full of weird dialogue.

"Is this the book you bought?" Ranpo licked the candy, looking at the book in Tanizaki Junichiro's hand, on which was written the word "Xingyang".

"Ah, Naomi likes it." Tanizaki replied, "These books are very popular in school recently."

He showed it, the plastic cover of the book hadn't been removed, it was obviously brand new, and the author wrote "Osamu Dazai" on it.

"I took it to ask Mr. Dazai if he wrote it?" Tanizaki said.The Armed Detective Agency is very busy on weekdays, and no one wants to read books. That is, when I went to school recently, many people recommended this book to Naomi. Today Naomi acted like a baby and went to the bookstore with him.

Only then did I know that the best books bought in bookstores recently are basically from "Osamu Dazai".

"It wasn't written by the Mr. Dazai you are familiar with." Luanbu took the book, opened the plastic cover, and flipped through it casually. He likes entertainment and doesn't like this kind of writing, so he returned it after flipping twice. Tanizaki said, "The style is quite Dazai."

"Huh?" Tanizaki was slightly surprised.After all, Butei Jai is lively and cheerful on weekdays. Although he likes to play pranks a bit, he is a gentle person.

Although he hasn't watched it yet, he knows that the content of "Setting Sun" is quite decadent.

"Mr. Ranpo is amazing." Tanizaki did not doubt what Ranpo said, but admired it.Mr. Dazai was originally a mysterious person, maybe Mr. Ranpo really saw the real side of Mr. Dazai.

"That is, Lord Ranpo is the number one detective in the world." Ranpo said triumphantly, and then pushed open the door, "How long will you two Dazai be arguing?"

In the room, both Ms. Zhizi and Takenzai were moved, as if they had just performed a soap opera with bloody sadism.

Tangun covered his face, half-raised his other hand, as if he wanted to stop, but felt powerless.

Kunikida was clutching his stomach with a greasy face.

Nakajima Atsushi looked at a fool.Mr. Dazai is very powerful, but you really can't see it on weekdays.

As soon as Ranpo's words came out, Dazai, who was about to hug each other and cry, pushed each other away suddenly, and then made a disgusted expression in different directions: "Ugh..."

Apparently both Dazai disgusted each other.

So why did you put so much effort into acting before!Tangun shouted these words loudly in his heart.

Chapter 33 "Is the quarrel over?" She came out of the medical room with Yosano Akiko and took off her earphones. She had expected that the two dazai would definitely be a nightmare scene. In order to avoid stomach pain, she simply turned her ears off Listen to your heart.

Then she saw Miss Zhizi and paused slightly: "Wow."

"Mr. Ranpo, you are here too." Yosano Akiko put the earphones in his pocket.

The members of the Armed Detective Agency were basically all present, and when Tangun saw Akiko Yosano, he couldn't help shaking.

Miss Zhizi patted the clothes, looked at the clothes on her body that were almost identical to Buteizai except for the skirt and shoes, she took off her coat and threw it on the table.

Miss Zhizi embraced Tangun's arm. As a woman, it is far easier to be pitied than a man.She bowed slightly, put her head against Tangun's chin, and then rubbed his cheek along his chin.

Tangun always felt that Zaimiao rubbed against him in the same way.

As expected of Dazai, rubbing people is completely in the same style.

But usually after such rubbish, it's time to blame him.

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at Ms. Zhizi.

Although Butaizai is a relatively girly male, but the female Dazai's appearance is sweeter and more like a cat.

Miss Zhizi was quite tall, only six or seven centimeters shorter than Tangun, but she did not feel disobedient in the gesture of a small bird: "I am really pitiful."

Tangun's eyes are dead, are you going to start harming him?

Miss Zhizi leaned on Tangun's shoulder with half of her face, and wiped her eyes with one hand, her movements were weak and pitiful, as if she could put it in a magazine after taking a picture, the otaku absolutely bought it: "My boyfriend just passed away, or because of the former Something happened to my boyfriend."

"... Oda Zuaku Yasugo?" The leader Zai never expected Miss Zhizi to harm those two with her backhand.

Wu Jingzai's face turned blue.

"What, what?" Writer Zai, as always, didn't keep up with the channel.

"Wow." Odasaku and Ango were both alive when Kurotokizai bento, so he didn't have much psychological barriers to harming the two of them.

"Lingding left the place where he used to work alone, empty and lonely." Miss Zhizi said in an infectious voice, "I finally met Tangun, and he promised to marry me, but you took advantage of my absence When you want to die with him! It's the scum of scum!"

"puff--"

"Meow?!"

"Mr. Dazai..." Perhaps Ms. Zhizi's appearance and her story are so contagious that many people cast condemning eyes.

Tangun couldn't even refute Miss Zhizi's words of "marry her": "... Zhizi..."

"Has Tangun repented?" Zhizi said weeping.

Tangun: "..."

No, can't you harm yourself?Why do you have to drag me into the water too.

"Obviously the promise you made to me is so beautiful." Miss Zhizi let go of Tangun, her eyes filled with incredulity, as if she had been betrayed.

"Hello..." The leader Zai's voice sounded faintly.

The reason why he didn't say a word before was to be able to toss Wu Zhenzai better, not to let Miss Zhizi say these things.

"I don't agree, I don't agree, I don't agree!" the writer Jae shouted.

Miss Zhizi just gave up her addiction to drama, of course it wasn't because of the threat of the writer's killing, a hundred writers' killings are not as big as a leader's killing.

"Hey, congratulations on getting married." Kenji Miyazawa, who just arrived and hadn't figured out the situation, celebrated, "Mr. Dazai doesn't seem like the type to get married at all."

"It's Ms. Dazai who is going to get married!" Ms. Zhizi couldn't hold back her rebuttal.

"But Mr. Dazai didn't refute it." Kenji Miyazawa said with a natural expression.

Miss Zhizi stared at Buteizai with wide eyes.

"Oh, this expression is really nice." Wu Zhenzai made a checkmark under his chin.

"Are you going to get married?" Miyazawa Kenji continued to ask.

"No, we're not getting married." Tangun seriously suspected that if he didn't deny it, this man would even ask when his child was born.

"Huh? Is that so?" Kenji Miyazawa said that he knew it, "I agreed to get married but not married, this is the legendary scum."

Tangun: "..."

Sure enough, would this group of Dazai be overwhelmed if they didn't harm him for a while?

Does everything have to end with persecuting him?

Miss Zhizi was very itchy. If the leader Jaeyo hadn't threatened her, she might have added something to put Tangun in the range of scumbags.

In this way, no one...no, no one other than "Dazai" will fight Tangun with her.In the eyes of the outside world, she is the one with Tangun, so other Dazai can't compete with her.

A pity, a pity.

Miss Zhizi complained, "It's all your fault."

Chief Zai: "Oh."

It's all Dazai, who doesn't know who?

Chapter 34 "Mr. Ranpo, what's going on here?" Kunikida asked with a broken voice in a low voice.

"Isn't this kind of thing obvious?" Luanbu bit the candy, "They are actually people from a parallel world."

Ranbu thought for a while, and added: "It should have come here after death."

Hearing these words, Kunikida's hairs stood on end: "Death, after death" Miss Zhizi looked at Kunikida.

Wu Jingzai also came over: "Wow, is it after death?"

"Yes, yes~" Miss Zhizi raised her hand and shook it, "I was shot in the head."

Kunikida shook violently.

"Wow, what a miserable cause of death!" Wu Zhenzai raised his hand and covered his mouth, like a girl who heard some big news, "Obviously our motto should be 'suicide refreshingly and vigorously'."

"Hey, there's nothing I can do about it." Miss Zhizi sighed.

"Then your death must have been miserable?" Wu Zhenzai continued to ask.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I don't want to mention it at all." Miss Zhizi twirled her hair.

Kunikida's face darkened.

"Wow!" Buteizai took a step back, "Then your current appearance is—" "It's a disguise." Miss Zhizi lowered her head and smiled, but the smile sounded sinister, "As long as I tear the back of my head skin, just..."

Kunikida trembled as if he had been electrocuted, and his voice trembled uncontrollably: "You, you, shut up..."

"I lied to you!" Ms. Zhizi and Takenzai patted Kunikida's shoulder at the same time, winked and stuck out their tongues.

Kunikida: "..."

"Bastard Dazai! The bandage is a waste of the device! The pervert who died for love! Go to hell!"

"Tangun..." Miss Zhizi and Takenzai looked at Tangun together.

Tangun tilted his head, he would not soften his heart if he didn't look at the pitiful offensive of the Dazai, he didn't want to talk, it was really a blessing from the gods that Dazai deliberately frightened people to not be killed.

Dazaike probably only thinks of him actively when he is persecuted and asked to clean up the mess.

Kunikida stomped his feet angrily.

"Mr. Dazai..." Atsushi Nakajima said weakly.

"Atsu-kun also thinks I did something wrong?" Miss Zhizi looked at Nakajima Atsushi, "Actually, I did this for a very important reason."

"Ah, is that so?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.

Dazai's biology is unreliable in daily life, but it is still reliable in major events.

"It's because you don't have Kunikida-kun to bully you in your world, so I want to make up for it," said Buteizai.

"That's it!" Miss Zhizi said happily.

Tangun: "..."

He was starting to want to hit someone a little bit.

If one day, Dazai was beaten to death, it would definitely be because they owed them too much.

The writer Zai might have been bullied, but this group of bandage Zai definitely bullied people to the point where they couldn't bear it.

"Too! Jae!" Kunikida seemed to be burning.

If Fukuzawa Yukichi hadn't been here, Kunikida would definitely have done it.

The corner of Tangun's mouth twitched, and he blocked Kunikida's view of Miss Zhizi and Takenzai with his body, then bowed and apologized: "I'm very sorry, Dazai and the others have caused you trouble!"

Most of Kunikida's anger subsided, looking at Tangun he pushed his glasses uncomfortably.

Butengzai was one of them, so there was no need for Tangun to apologize for him.

"Dazai can always find honest people to harm." Yosano Akiko patted Tangun on the shoulder, "Hey, let me tell you, don't be too obedient to a guy like Dazai."

"Doctor Yosano!" Miss Zhizi hugged Yosano's arm, "How can you say that about me? When I saw you, I felt like old friends at first sight."

She smiled with Xie Ye: "Oh?"

Miss Zhizi said, "I have prepared a present for you."

Wu Jingzai turned and ran.

Ranpo put on glasses: "Disqualification in the world and disqualification in the world have a high probability of canceling out, Akiko, you can use it against Dazai, please don't die."

"Oh?" Yu Xie Ye was full of joy, "That's great! Dazai..."

Yoshino Akiko, who doesn't like other people's death, has long been unhappy with the suicidal maniac Dazai. If it weren't for the disqualification in the world, she would have taught Dazai to be a man by "Please Don't Die".

"But..." She looked at Miss Zhizi, "Why do you think I will let you go?"

Miss Zhizi said cutely: "Because I am Tangun's supernatural power, if you cut me up, I will only return to Tangun's side, and this Dazai may really die."

Wu Zhenzai wailed: "How can I be so cruel? It's obviously Osamu Dazai. Don't you feel heartache seeing me in pain?"

Miss Zhizi shook her head vigorously: "It's super happy to be able to laugh."

After all, Yosano did not perform a live Dazai on the spot.

After all, Tangun attached great importance to Dazai, even though he knew that Butei had betrayed him, he didn't say anything.

This person is too gentle for an existence like Osamu Dazai.

She didn't want to fight with Tangun, and for this reason, it was enough to scare people, but it was a bit too much to really do it.

At most, the next time Dazai gets hurt, she calls Miss Zhizi over.

Dazai, a suicidal maniac, will always be caught and educated by her.

Thinking of that day, Yosano Akiko felt refreshed.