My name is Dazai

How could it be possible for Dazai to open the door? If he just wanted to throw the blame at the beginning, now he really wants to keep Yuuki with Nakaya to get angry.

Yuuki doesn't have any bad intentions, it's cute if he doesn't speak, but it's really easy to make people half dead when he speaks.

Although Chuya was angry, he couldn't handle leaving Yuuki at the door like that.

Other parents may see their children being thrown out and open the door to pick up their children, but he believes that Inu Dazai and his wife can definitely do what they want to do and leave their children outside the door.

So he could only pick up the child.

Yuuki was a very quiet child, after Chuya took him to his office, he was reading a book.

Chuya was quite angry at first, but after calming down, he felt that it was too naive to be angry with children.

Seeing Yuuki sitting alone on the sofa, quietly seeming to have gotten used to this kind of loneliness, Chuya felt distressed again.

This kid is so old, he is used to this kind of thing.

"How old are you" also asked Yuuki to come over, wanting to feed him some snacks, only to find out that there is only wine here, which is not suitable for feeding cubs at all, so he can only send a message to his subordinates Let them run errands.

Yuuki held the edge of the table with both hands, rested his chin on the table, looked at Nakahara Chuya, and didn't speak.Although he didn't talk much, he didn't answer because he didn't know how to answer.

How old should he say he was just born?

Yuuki controlled the growth of time independently. He gained knowledge and life experience under the scouring of time, not much, but he is a smart child and he learns quickly.

Although he didn't know how what he said before made Chuuya angry, but he knew another thing, it was absurd that Hezhong also said that he was only born not long ago.

And his father didn't say anything, so he felt that he shouldn't say it.

Zhong did not continue to ask.

He thought that Yuuki was about six years old, and Dazai was 22 years old this year. If he wanted to have such an old son, then Dazai and Tangun got married when he was about 15 years old.

And 15 years old... probably when Dazai first entered the port mafia.

He had never seen that white-haired woman, nor had he heard that Dazai had such a lover before.Then he hid his lover before he fell into the darkness, and he took their mother and son over when he knew that he was confident that he could protect her.

Chuya is still wondering whether Dazai was preparing for usurping the throne when he was 15 years old, otherwise Mori Ogai would definitely do something like taking hostages.

While Chuya continued to chat with Yuuki, there was a knock on his door.

"Come in." Naka also thought that someone brought the snacks, but it turned out that it was Dazai who made him feel the urge to wring the opponent's head off.

Dazai threw the two cats into the door, then threw a bag of snacks, and said to Yuuki: "Let your brother Nakaya and some cats play with you, these are the snacks made by my wife, come to find them at night Let's do it."

"Wait, bastard Dazai!" As soon as Chuya opened his mouth, Dazai brushed his head back, and when Chuya opened the door, Dazai was already gone.

Zhong Ye gritted his teeth: "...how did that guy run so fast?"

If it wasn't for Dazai, he ran fast, he was afraid that he really couldn't help but give Dazai a punch.

The black cat and the white cat squatted on the ground, the black cat grinned provocatively at Chuya, but the white cat meowed softly at Yuuki, and was picked up.

Zhong also felt that at this moment, he should put on an apron, put a warm smile on his face, and become a kindergarten teacher.

"Brother Chuya...uncle." Yuuki instinctively wanted to call brother, but under Chuya's death gaze, he changed brother to uncle again, "Do you want to eat snacks together?"

One minute later——Chuya looked at the note in the snack bag, and tore it up frantically: "Bastard Dazai!"

Yuuki silently took out the biscuit and gnawed it.

He saw that the previous note said: "Little slimy slug, come and try Yuuki's teething stick to see if it is suitable for the teeth of the dwarf who is still in the growth stage."

No wonder that guy Dazai came to deliver things himself!

Nakaya looked at Yuuki who was gnawing on the biscuit, and inevitably felt a little angry.

"Your father is so irritating, you will be so angry that you will not grow taller." Nakaya pressed Yuuki's head hard with his hand, as if he wanted to make Yuki not grow taller.

Yuuki stopped nibbling on the biscuits, he raised his head, looking at Chuya Nakahara with sky blue eyes.Yuuki had very little emotion, but when he looked at Chuuya like this, Chuuya always felt that the child's eyes were like a mirror.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly felt guilty. After all, it is too wicked for an adult to bully a six-year-old child like this.

"right……"

"Uncle Chuya's IQ is at the level of a younger brother." Chuya hadn't finished saying I'm sorry when Yuuki said.

Chuya Nakahara's apology choked.

If there is anyone in this world who says that Yuuki is not Dazai's own, he will definitely press the other's head in front of Yuuki, and let Yuuki's broken mouth give him a good fight.

With this level of irritability, how could it not be Dazai's own "Did you do it on purpose?" The veins on Chuya's forehead bulged.

"Huh?" Yuuki didn't quite understand.

Did you say this on purpose?The words came out of his mouth and he must have said them on purpose. Could it be that he said something unintentionally?

"Are you trying to annoy me on purpose?" Nakaya grabbed Yuuki's cheek without any force, but deformed the other's face.

It turned out to be intentional.

Yuuki shook his head: "But this is the truth. Uncle Chuya really thinks that your words can deceive me, right? Children younger than me won't believe such words, right?"

Nakahara Chuya: "..." Are kids nowadays so easy to cheat?

"And I can grow up to 1.8 meters." Yuki continued, and then gestured for a length of [-] centimeters.

Nakahara, who is sensitive to heights, immediately realized that this was Yuuki saying that he would be so much taller than him in the future.

Zhong also felt his blood pressure soar.

Silent taunts are deadliest.

"It's like height and shoe size are linked, so buying a bigger size of shoes is convenient for the growth of feet..." Yuuki didn't know why he had so much knowledge in this area, but he also cared about his height and Dazai ridiculed him Judging from his hobbies, Dazai probably instilled a lot of such knowledge in him during his growth.

After all, the knowledge that Yuuki obtained randomly did not come out of thin air, but the knowledge that he should have acquired when he should have had the time.

"I've done this before!" Zhong said angrily without waiting for Yuuki to finish speaking.

Yuuki looked at Chuya Nakahara, as if he had heard some terrible news, he looked at Chuya, and finished his words: "...children wouldn't believe such things."

Chuya was stiff all over: "Fake" "...fake." Yuuki lowered his head and continued to eat biscuits, and didn't talk to Zhongya again.

He felt that if he talked to Zhong Ye again, the uncle who was 1.6 meters in front of him would be mad at him.

What a stingy adult, to be angry like this.

Yuuki couldn't understand why.

But Yuuki couldn't hold back his glance at Chuya Nakahara, who was about to become a puffer fish, and felt that at this time, he should coax people: "Uncle Chuya, don't be angry, anyway, at this age, you must not grow tall, only the ones who become shorter It’s possible. Instead of worrying about how to grow taller, you should worry more about getting shorter when you get older.”

Looking at Chuya's expression, Yuuki felt that the other party didn't seem to be comforted by him.

"Bastard leader!" Chuya Nakahara kicked the door open, stepped on the door and entered the office aggressively, looking at Dazai who was pressing Tangun on the table to kiss.

Yuuki, who was being held by the collar by Nakahara Chuya, raised his hand and greeted Tangun and Dazai with a small movement.

Xiaohei and Dabai followed behind Zhongye, and Dabai anxiously picked up Zhongye's pants, meowing.

Humans are not cats, so it would be very uncomfortable to be carried like this.

Xiao Hei looked at Zhongye's pants, and stretched out his paws to use Zhongye's leather shoes as a cat scratching board.

However, now Chu also didn't care about the two cats at all, now he just wanted to throw Yuuki back.

He didn't care if Yuki did it intentionally or not, the result is that he is about to be pissed off now.

"Hurry up and take your son back!" Zhong also saw that the two guys were not working, but hugging and chewing each other. He felt that his eyes were a little dark, "Whoever loves to raise whoever cares! I want Go on a business trip!"

Dazai bowed his head and kissed Tangun again, Chuya's question can be answered later, but kissing must not be late.

Tangun shoved Dazai aside in embarrassment, but Dazai was especially proud in front of Chuya.His wife got it, and so did his son—even though he didn't want it, Chuya was still single.

He almost died laughing.

After kissing Tangun, Dazai just lay on Tangun's body and looked up at Chuya: "Break into the chief's room, Chuya, do you think this is appropriate?"

It was only then that Chuya remembered Dazai's current identity, and looked at the current postures of Dazai and Tangun, and always felt that he came late again, and what he saw was a scene of a gun being wiped and fired.

He put Yuuki on the ground as if on fire, Dabai immediately went up to lick Yuuki, then snored at Yuuki's feet.

"Anyway, I don't care, whoever you like to look for and see who your son looks for."

Dazai got up from Tangun.

Tangun also stood up, turned over and looked at Yuuki: "Yuuki, come here."

Yuuki walked to the desk, and Tangun lay down on the desk, picked him up under his armpits, and put him on the desk.

Tangun checked Yuuki's neckline and found that there was no injury, so he patted Yuuki's head: "What did you do?"

According to what he felt, Chuya had a pretty good temper.

Yuuki sniffed Tangun's body, and lay in his arms: "I don't know, I just told the truth."

He lay in Tangun's arms a little annoyed: "Emotions are so difficult to understand."

Dazai stared at Yuuki intently.

Yuuki looked up at him, not quite understanding Dazai's emotions.

Tangun looked at Dazai who enlarged the word "jealous" and wrote it all over his face, and pointed at Dazai: "This is jealousy."

Yuuki still didn't understand: "Why are you jealous? Am I lying in mother's arms?"

Tangun's expression stiffened for a moment when he heard the name "mother".

Dazai laughed.

Yuuki was even more confused, not knowing what his father was talking about.

Sure enough, human emotions are complex.

"Well, that's it." Tangun calmed down his emotions, and nodded at Yuuki.

Although this child was not what he and Dazai had hoped for, it had now become his responsibility, and Tangun felt that it was really bad for him not to teach him well.

"Oh..." Yuuki looked at Dazai, "But why can't I hug my mother? You can too, and I'll give you half."

Dazai's expression turned gloomy from the smile just now: "Whoever wants you to divide the wife is mine! Mine! Mine!"

Isn't half of one person okay?Yuuki didn't understand Dazai's thoughts.

Dazai was thinking that without him, Tangun would belong to him, and he would not give Tangun too much to others.

He grabbed Tangun's arm to hug Tangun, but Yuuki hugged him very tightly, so Dazai hugged Yuuki into his arms too.

Dazai was stunned for half a second, Yuuki was stunned for two seconds: "So jealousy is because you want to hold me in your arms together?"

"No, who would think that?" Dazai didn't want to hug Yuuki, but he wanted to hug Tangun.

"Then dad, why don't you let me go?" Yuuki was genuinely puzzled.

"Because I want to hug your mother!" Dazai said forcefully.

"Is this Tsundere?" Yuuki dug out a word from his mind and asked.

Dazai had a disgusted expression on his face.

"...No, it's definitely not that word." Although Tangun felt that Dazai sometimes had a temper like a nervous cat, the label tsundere didn't feel right.

"Would you like to refuse or welcome?" Yuuki attacked again.

Tangun felt that Dazai was going to die of anger, he looked up at Dazai, sure enough this guy's background was going to turn into substantial resentment.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! , hugged Tangun's head tightly alone, and wailed earth-shatteringly, "It's annoying me to death!"

"Turned into anger?" Yuuki said a word again as if he didn't think it was a big deal.

Dazai: "..."

Tangun: "..."

"Woo..." Dazai let out a sob.

Tangun looked down at Yuuki, feeling that he didn't understand the situation, Yuuki looked at Tangun ignorantly, as if saying that he didn't understand the situation either.

Tangun trembled.

The fighting power is too high!

One morning, he directly drove a pair of ex-partners crazy.