My name is Dazai

The biggest inconvenience after having a child is that it is more difficult for Tangun and Dazai to make out.

As the leader of the port mafia, Dazai can naturally throw Yuuki to every subordinate.

However, every subordinate is unwilling to take Yuuki for too long.

Yuuki is cute, Yuuki is beautiful, Yuuki is quiet, Yuuki is smart...

But Yuuki couldn't help but have a mouth that could break people's defenses with just a few words.

This child seems to have a talent, always able to accurately grasp a person's painful foot, and then insert the knife into it with an innocent face.

Although he doesn't realize it himself, he really has the ability to manipulate people's hearts.

After a long time, the port mafia reached such a consensus-kneeling and begging the young master to shut up.

Yuuki didn't have bad intentions, but the destructive power he caused was no less than that of Dazai back then.

Dazai had a tired face at the beginning. Although he was a listless person, most of the time he would not take the initiative to torment people—unless he had other plans, after all, there was nothing in this world that attracted him.

Although he can see through other people's little thoughts... But there are too many bad human beings, and he is too lazy to crush others one by one.

His terrifying reputation is often accumulated through missions.

But Yuuki is different. He was born not long ago, and he didn't realize the badness of human beings—or he didn't realize it. He was full of curiosity and vitality, just when he liked to ask questions. This natural attribute caused the port mafia members to avoid where Yuuki appeared, and then they were afraid of hurting the child, so they dared not move.

And not to mention those low-level people of the port mafia, even the high-level people still succumb to Yuuki's lust.

After Yuuki asked Tangun why Chuya was angry, he once apologized to Chuya Nakahara: "I'm sorry, Uncle Chuya, I shouldn't have said that about you before, even if you are 22 years old, human beings can still have themselves. of dreams."

In one sentence, Zhong Ye, who originally didn't plan to fuss with the children and apologized, was so angry that he turned around and rewarded himself with a one-stop package for business trips and overtime work.

What does it mean to dream of growing taller is something that will inevitably happen in his future!

First of all, the master will not stop Yuki from wandering around, or in other words, he is the one who forced Yuki to wander around.

"Honey, is this okay?" Tangun squeezed Dazai's shoulders, the two of them were watching the surveillance camera together.

Yuuki followed two cats at his feet, holding two dolls in his arms.

The two dolls are Dazai and Tangun respectively. These are comforting toys that Dazai stuffed in order to coax Yuuki not to be accompanied by his parents all the time, but to have fun by himself and sleep by himself.

What can Dazai do if he gets tired of Yuuki, can he kill him?

Even if Tangun agreed to this kind of thing, he couldn't do it.

"Throw him to school?" Dazai stroked his chin.

Tangun looked at the elementary school textbooks beside him, they were all thrown by Dazai to Yuuki for him to coax himself to play with.

Then Yuki finished learning.

Although the attribute is natural, but at least the IQ is like Dazai.

And I also want to know that if Yuki is really sent to school, it is estimated that the whole class and the teacher will burst into tears.

Either this day or that day, anyway, sooner or later.

"Anyway, it's a day to be relaxed." Dazai enjoyed Tangun's massage, and gave up thinking about these problems, "When all the members of the port mafia can't stand it, I will throw Yuki to the school. The school can't take it anymore, I guess The port mafia members just don’t feel comfortable with Yuuki’s absence, so just bring Yuuki back now.”

"It's a big deal to pay bonuses." Dazai showed the face of an ugly capitalist.

Tangun looked at Dazai speechlessly: "...Although I am the one who benefits, I still want to say, Dazai, can you stop harming your own people?" The port mafia members are also working hard.

"Don't harm your own people..." Dazai repeated Tangun's words, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Then harm others!"

Odasaku, male. A 27-year-old single male who specializes in picking up children and works for an armed detective agency.

He is obviously a single man, and he has already pulled ten children, which makes it more difficult for him to get married.

But he doesn't care if he can get married, he cares more about these children.

On the way to today's mission, Odasaku picked up a cat...

No, I picked up a child.

In short, skip the cause and process of things, and only talk about the results.

As a result, Odasaku saw a child on a step.The child had white curly hair, sky blue eyes, and a delicate and lovely appearance. He was wearing a white shirt, black suspender shorts, and polished leather shoes. He looked like a child from a rich family.He held two dolls in his arms and seemed to be holding a board in his hand.

The child sat there quietly. Although his chin rested on the board and looked casual, his demeanor did not give the impression of casualness. At first glance, it made people think that he was a well-educated child from a wealthy family.

However, this area was not a place where children from rich families would haunt, and even if he was a child from an ordinary family, it would be suspicious to stay here alone.

Oda Saku walked in front of the child, the child's cheeks were piled on the board, and he looked naive. When he saw Oda Saku approaching, he didn't feel scared like most children Yes, he was still in the original posture, but his eyes met those of Odasaku.

So cute.

Odasaku thought to himself.

Then he looked down at the board, and there was a line written on it, which was simple and clear.

"Ask for adoption."

It feels like this kind of words are written on the carton, and then when I open the carton, I see a cat.

Odasaku looked at the child again, and suddenly felt that the child might meow out at any moment.

"What's your name?" Oda asked.

"Yuki." The reason why Yuki only said his name was that he didn't even know what his last name was.

Is it Dazai Yuuki, Tan Yuki, or something else... Anyway, he doesn't know.

Anyway, when the former asked Dazai, Dazai was actually big and small, and then asked: "Don't you really believe that there is someone named Dazai?"

As for the possibility of Tan Yuki, Tangun just smiled and stuffed Yuki with a piece of dried fish: "You can have whatever surname you want."

Such words are really outrageous.

But very dangjun.

So Yuuki's name is tentatively chosen as Yuuki.

"Yuuki, where are your parents?" Odasaku thought it was some kind of prank. After all, he raised such a lovely child, and the family seemed to be quite wealthy, so there was no reason to lose the child.

Yuuki raised the board in front of Odasaku: "Uncle, can you see clearly?"

He heard that some people are short-sighted, so he thoughtfully put the board in front of Odasaku.

As everyone knows, this move is quite ironic.

"Just call me brother." Odasaku pressed the board down, revealing his face, "I can see clearly, but I still want to ask your parents?"

"Brother?" Yuuki looked at Odasaku's face full of stubble, and felt that it might not be too much to call him Grandpa, although he looked old, but in fact he was only a little over a month old.However, after a month of accumulation, he understood it. It seems that people prefer younger titles, "How old are you this year?" "27 years old." Odasaku replied.

Yuuki nodded, he was older than Dazai, but not too much older, so he re-locked the address: "Hi Uncle."

Odasaku: "..." From uncle to uncle.

I always feel that the explanation just made my situation worse.

"Where are your parents?" Oda Saku asked again, he felt that this kind of thing was very important.

Yuuki looked at Odasaku, it seemed that he was comparing Odasaku with some photo in his impression: "Are you Odasaku?"

Yuuki basically answers every question, but the premise is that he has no doubts, otherwise he is quite selfish.

Odasaku felt that Yuuki's punctuation was strange, but he still nodded his head: "I am Odasaku...nosuke."

Yuuki stuck the board to Odasaku's face again: "It's you."

The three big characters asking for adoption were pasted too close together, causing Oda Saku to be unable to read these three characters clearly.

"Oh." Odasaku felt that the conversation could not go on, so he nodded.

As long as there is a normal person here, he will definitely complain crazily in his heart.

There must be something wrong with this kind of kid of unknown origin who avoids answering key questions!And if you pick it up so casually, will you really not be arrested?Is it just decided so casually?

But Oda will not complain.

Oda Saku just felt as if he was touched by a little white cat while walking on the road, and communicated nicely with the little white cat, but that kind of self-creature didn't listen at all, just lying on his bed On the shoes, meow meow meow, tempting the heart of his cub picking maniac.

Cute, raised.