My name is Dazai

"It's really unexpected..." Kunikida thought it was amazing.

Quan Jinghua is a bit of a group favorite in the Armed Detective Agency-although it is not as good as Luanbu, everyone likes the beautiful big loli.

Although there was disagreement about her treatment at first, after she passed the test, everyone accepted her.

But such a beautiful big loli is actually a man in another world, and a man of uncle level.

It is hard to imagine.

It's like it's hard to imagine Fukuzawa Lolita.

Kunikida was thinking about sex change, while Atsushi Nakajima was thinking about another direction.

Atsushi Nakajima has a crush on Izumi Kyoka, but his mind is at the borderline between underage and adult, and he often behaves like a straight man on weekdays.

But at this moment, his affection for Quan Jinghua turned his way of thinking to the emotional aspect.

If Kyoka is a man in another world, will his corresponding wife in that world be a man in this world?

Quan Jinghua from another world likes each other so much. If the two of them meet, will they fall in love at first sight?

"Kyoka..." Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help looking at Izumi Kyoka who was studying the tiles with his head down.

Quan Jinghua looked at the gap between the floor tiles, as if this was Alice's rabbit hole, and she could disappear if she went in.

But when Atsushi Nakajima called, she still complied.

I saw Atsushi Nakajima looking at her with complicated eyes. I didn't call her name to talk to her, but I had a lot of complicated guilt in my heart.

Wu Zhenzai put a hand on Nakajima Atsushi's shoulder: "Oh, Atsushi, think about the good, maybe that person is still a woman. Let Xiao Jinghua be monogamous, and you still earn money."

Haruo Sato looked at Buteizai with admiring eyes.

Atsushi Nakajima tried his best to digest Buteizai's words, and then exploded in the next second: "Mr. Dazai!"

He wasn't surprised that Dazai could see through his thoughts, but he didn't expect him to give such outrageous advice.

"Dazai, you bastard, don't pollute Atsu-kun with your thoughts!" If Tangun wasn't here, Kunikida would have already started beating people, but now he didn't fight Buteizai, but instead glared at Tangun.

Tangun: "..." Why are you staring at me? I'm just an innocent kitten.

Go stare at Mr. Sato!

"There will be no such situation. All the people here are senior singles." Writer Ango looked at Akiko Yosano, "Just like Miss Yosano, in our world, Yosano is just her husband's surname. The whole world seems to be marked as doomed to be single."

The writer Ango didn't know that he accidentally revealed a certain truth of this world.

"I just don't know if Ango in this world has ever been dumped." The poet also drank calmly, but the curvature of his mouth revealed his true emotions.

The writer Zai looked at it and thought that it seemed to be like this.

In this world, those who should be literary workers hardly continue to write, and the ambiguity that might have been there is no longer there.

It's like the serious and rigid Mori Ogai in their world is a person with a concubine, but in this world, in his 30s, he is still a single dog with a loli in his arms.

As for himself, although the relationship with the girl is still very close, he has never admitted that he is in a formal relationship with anyone, and it is all ambiguous.

He, Dazai Osamu, although the frequency of ambiguity is higher than the frequency of actual communication, but he also longs for the existence of a stable relationship.

It seems that there is some single malice in this world.

"My brother and I are not~" Naomi stretched out her hand from Tanizaki's collar.

"But according to Kunikida's standards, he can't find a wife." Butei Zai chuckled, and then asked Tangun in a low voice, "Do you want to see Kunikida's standards for choosing a spouse? Let me show you~" "Osamu Dazai!" Although Kunikida didn't feel that his criteria for choosing a spouse were wrong, he felt very offended that Dazai stole his notebook.

"Ah... Kunikida-san, it's better not to get married." Tangun blurted out this sentence, and then he scratched his face, "I'm sorry."

The air instantly cooled down.

"That's right." The poet was the first to agree with Tangun's words.

Then the writer Zai nodded.

"...Wait, Senior Kunikida from that world..." Nakajima Atsushi thought of a series of bad things in his mind.

Yosano looked at Kunikida, and felt that although Kunikida had a temper, he wouldn't commit domestic violence, right?

So what did he do to make them all agree with this sentence "terrible control freak..." Haruo Sato sighed, "I was quite sympathetic when I heard that Mr. Kunikida was abandoned by his wife, but unfortunately I didn't expect it That's the kind of person he is."

Kunikida Doppo looked at the notebook in his hand somewhat stiffly, not knowing what was wrong with liking plans.

"I'm just talking about Kunikida, what's the use of making plans like this all day? Hurry up and throw away the notebook, and those strange Osamu Dazai correction manuals." Takenzai covered his eyes, pretending to be about to cry Looks like that, but everyone knows that he won't cry at all, "Be careful, I will leave you one day."

"That would be really nice," Kunikida said grimly.

"Tangun, look at him!" Wu Zhenzai complained.

Tangun smiled helplessly: "I won't do that."

"Tangun, please be sure to do this." The leader Jae looked at Buteng Jae, who was poaching his corner, and said with curled lips.

Kunikida took out his notebook: "Mr. Sato, please tell me what's going on so that I can correct it."

He is a person who can listen to other people's opinions, and he makes plans with the heart of getting married.

"It's nothing more than a strong desire to control and too rigid thinking..." Haruo Sato looked at Kunikida Doppo in front of him, and felt that although Kunikida Doppo in front of him was a planner, he was similar to the old-fashioned person he knew before. difference.

After all, life time is different.

"A free girl is more beautiful." Tangun sighed.

He didn't remember what happened to Kunikida Doppo, but he instinctively said so, so he continued according to his feeling.

"After all, Tangun is more likely to miss women who run away when he sleeps." Kusano Shinpei said suddenly.

The air is quiet again.

The leader Jae tilted his head to look at Tangun.

"Wait, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Tangun raised his hands, "Don't talk nonsense, people will die."

"I remember you wrote in your last book that you really missed the woman who had a one-night stand with you and disappeared the next day." Kusano Shinhei teased.

"Tangun is really a restless person~" The leader Jae reached out to Tangun's strange place, "Do I have to disappear often to satisfy Tangun?"

"I don't remember that person for a long time! I can't forget it!" Tangun grabbed the leader Zai's hand with both hands, wanting to tear him away but afraid of hurting the evil cat, "Now I only have you in my heart."

"What about me? What about me? What about me?" The black cat rushed forward.

Haruo Sato looked at Tangun who was being molested again by Dazai Ke's creatures, and suddenly felt numb.

Anyway, Tangun, who fell into Dazai's hands, seemed destined to end up like this.

What's more, there are a bunch of rotten people fanning the flames.

Ignoring the white cats who were besieged by a group of black cats after falling, he left them, and said to Kunikida bitterly: "Maybe Miss Sasaki Nobuko left because of her personal reasons, but..."

Haruo Sato did not have any contact with Kunikida Doppo. Although Kunikida's views do not agree with him, he is his senior in the literary world after all. If there is a chance, he still hopes that there will be fewer tragedies.

But he stopped talking.

Because Kunikida's pen slipped from his hand and fell to the ground, there was an expression on his face somewhere between fear and guilt.

"Sasaki... Nobuko" Sato Haruo said in his heart, good guy, you are already a scumbag, right?