My name is Dazai

"Tangun!" Dazai came back in the middle of the night, the living room was still lit when he came back, and a supper was placed on the dining table.

At this time, Tangun was already lying on the bed, his head was buried under the pillow, he raised his head in a daze when he heard Dazai's voice: "...don't call my name."

"What's the matter?" Dazai woke Tangun out of the bed quite selfishly, and then stuffed himself under the bed.

"The group of children today are always pestering me to ask all kinds of questions. Now I'm a little afraid of being called by others... Also, you smell a little bit bad." Although Tangun said these disgusting words, he still He took the black cat into his arms.

Tangun felt that he had really overestimated his ability, he had taken care of his younger sister, but girls are usually a little more well-behaved than boys.

He has graduated from high school, and now he is living with Dazai in Yokohama.

It's summer vacation and he wants to race against time to stay with Dazai.

But the imagination is very good, but Tangun and Dazai really didn't spend much time together during the time in Yokohama.

Dazai is the high level of the port mafia, and the mafia is active at night, so Tangun goes to work during the day, Dazai sometimes takes a nap, and Dazai goes out when Tangun sleeps at night, as for the morning and evening, it depends on Dazai There are not many things.

But it can't be considered Dazai, after all Dazai really doesn't have much sleep time, even if he is awake during the day, as long as he stayed up late the night before, Tangun will press him to sleep.

"I had a conflict with someone tonight." Dazai rubbed against Tangun's body, "If Tangun has any troubles, please share with me, I am willing to share the pressure for Tangun."

Tangun tutored the five adopted children of Oda Tsukune, and there was only one thought on his mind tonight: he had finally grown up with his sister, why would he not think about it before going to see the children?

"Why do they have so many and tricky questions?" Tangun whimpered and acted like a baby while hugging Dazai.

Tangun really had no one to complain about.

He couldn't talk to Oda Saku, after all, Oda Saku is now his boss, and complaining to the boss about this would be a suspicion of lack of ability.

Complain with family members?Tangun felt that he couldn't do it. At home, he had always been the image of the worry-free eldest son and reliable elder brother.

As for complaining with friends... Tangun felt that his bad friends would probably laugh out loud.

Tangun would probably not have wanted to complain to Dazai if he was sober, but he was forced to turn it on by Dazai, so he complained in a daze.

"Then I'll talk to Oda Saku?" Dazai stroked Tangun's back and coaxed him softly.

"Don't." Tangun hugged Dazai even tighter, "Don't underestimate me, Dazai, I'm very powerful."

Moreover, Odasaku is Dazai's friend, the relationship between the two is so good, Tangun also wants to establish a good relationship with Dazai's friend, and if he gives up now, maybe Dazai will need to find a new candidate for Odasaku.

"I'm just complaining to Dazai. This little thing won't bother me." Tangun snored as he spoke.

Today's busyness is enough to make his whole body fall into a state of exhaustion.

"If Tangun is in front of me, you can act like a baby, I don't mind." Dazai knew that Tangun could no longer hear him, but he still said this to Tangun.

"I am willing to share your pressure all the time."

"Hmm...probably?"

"However, if it is Tangun, it will probably be possible all the time."

Dazai lay on his side and watched Tangun drool in his sleep, his heart relaxed a little, and then he clenched the corner of Tangun's clothes tightly, like this so he could be sure that he had indeed caught the white bird. cat.

"Uh...um." Tangun made a vague sound.

The black cat almost jumped up from the bed in fright.

Although saying this will make Dazai's enemies laugh out loud, but this black cat is indeed a timid breed by nature.

It's just that his shyness and other reactions may be different from most people's, and his emotions are all hidden.

Although he likes Tangun and hopes that Tangun will always like her, but this kind of confession from the heart without a hint of ridicule is probably only revealed quietly when Tangun is unconscious.

Dazai stared at Tangun for a long time before he was [-]% sure that Tangun was unconscious.

Otherwise, with Tangun's personality, he would definitely not be able to resist the corners of his lips curling up.

The mind of this newly grown white cat is relatively easy to guess.

There is no reaction now, probably just an unconscious sound caused by the sound of his just speaking.

The light in the room was still on, although it was waiting at the bedside, but Dazai was too lazy to reach out to turn off the light.

Tangun had complained to Dazai the night before, but he was only complaining, and it was impossible to say that he really hated it.

When Tangun was working part-time, he encountered really annoying bear children, which made him very tolerant of children who were not bad in nature.

The child adopted by Odasaku was just noisy, and his personality was not crooked. At most, there was a boy who had a great interest in the port mafia because of Odasaku.

As long as his temperament is not crooked, Tangun can bear it.

When waiting for Odasaku to come back, what he saw was Tangun who was exhausted from tutoring children.

"Thank you." Odasaku handed Tangun a can of coffee.

"Brother Odazuku and me?" The children surrounded Odasaku. Children are like this, and they want what others have. "Brother Tan said that our courses today are up to standard."

"That's great. I bought ice cream for you." Odasaku took out a whole box of ice cream from the shopping bag, and there was more than enough after each person divided one. He opened the refrigerator door, "I put it here, You are not allowed to steal."

"How could we?" The children agreed straightforwardly, but children's promises have always been unreliable.

Odasaku turned his head to look at Tangun, and Tangun nodded, indicating that he would watch over these children not to steal them.

"You don't believe us!" the eldest child said angrily, pulling Odasaku's clothes.

"Well, how could it be?" Oda prevaricated with the same words.

"Brother Odasaku is cheating!"

Odasaku is a gentle person, but he already has experience in raising bear children. He should ignore them when he should, otherwise he will seriously care about them. Among the same level, children are much more proficient in cheating: "Tangun , are you going to Lupine tonight?"

"Dazai is going too." Tangun felt that his mood was much more stable after drinking a cup of coffee.

"Maybe." Odasaku thought Dazai would go, "Are you going?"

"Go." Tangun sat up from the sofa.

He was not old enough to drink in other places, so he naturally wanted to have a good time during his vacation in Yokohama.

"Tangun!" Dazai dangled a camera in front of Tangun, "Look what I found out of Ango's box." Dazai blocked Tangun on the stairs: "You are already here... The style of this camera is a bit old."

"Ango looks like an old pedant." Dazai fiddled with the camera, "Speaking of which, shall we take a photo?"

"Why?" Tangun asked instinctively.

"What why?" Dazai seemed a little strange.

"I don't like taking pictures very much." Tangun looked at Ango Sakaguchi. He remembered that Ango Sakaguchi seemed to be engaged in intelligence work. Such a person probably didn't want to take pictures.

Ango Sakaguchi covered his face with one hand. He really doesn't like taking pictures. Apart from professional issues, he himself is quite resistant to this matter.

Dazai's cheeks were bulging, and the baby fat on his face that hadn't completely faded made him look cute: "Tangun, are you tired of me? You'll agree to everything I said before."

"When did I do this?" Tangun turned Dazai in a circle, pushing his back to walk down, "I also have times when I reject you."

"It's just missing some key props?" Dazai touched his lower back as he said.

Tangun took a step ahead of him, unloaded his gun, ejected the bullet skillfully, and then put the gun in his pocket: "Speak well."

This guy always likes to play tricks like this.

Tangun had already practiced a good disarming skill.

The three-flowered cat in the bar saw Tangun and walked away in disgust.

Tangun found that the three-flowered cat seemed to hate him.

"Is it still the same today?" The bar owner watched as Tangun pushed Dazai on the chair, and then sat on Dazai's lap.

"Yeah." Tangun's old way is not to drink one kind all the time, he is a person who is willing to challenge, so his old way is "change the old way to something I have never drank before".

Dazai held Tangun in his arms.

Tangun was already used to sitting on his lap. On the one hand, he could not be ashamed after too many times of shame, and on the other hand, Dazai’s friends were too calm, which made Tangun feel that if he was ashamed again There is a feeling that I am acting.

The plan to boil the white cat in warm water was a success.

Dazai picked up his camera and pointed it at him and Tangun.

Tangun took the cocktail handed to him by the boss, turned his head to meet the camera, with a bit of surprise on his face.

Dazai pressed the shutter a few times.

"Okay, Tangun is already dirty, can you take a photo with us?" Dazai turned the camera around to check the quality of the photo he took.

"...What do you mean I'm dirty?" Dazai said as if he had been raped.

"Or do you want me to dirty Ango too?" Dazai looked at Sakaguchi Ango with malicious eyes.

Ango Sakaguchi raised his hand to cover his face: "Hey, hey, what are you doing? I never said anything against taking pictures."

"But Ango doesn't seem to be willing." Tangun looked at Sakaguchi Ango with a bad look. Half of the reason for his objection before was because Ango's face was not very good, but this guy turned around and sold him out.

What does it mean

Dazai felt the aura of wanting to make trouble emanating from Tangun, he clapped his hands: "Odasaku, come on, hold Ango."

Odasaku stood up without saying a word, Ango moved his butt backwards, looking weak and helpless: "Mr. Odasaku, what are you trying to do?" "Of course it is to dirty you." Tangun Before he had time to think about how to get Ango dirty, Dazai stretched out his hand and handed out something.

Tangun took it, and what he saw was canned herring.

"Ango, put on a funny face, or I'll pour the canned herring on your clothes~" Dazai threatened Ango Sakaguchi.

Tangun looked at the can, wondering if it was due to psychological factors, he thought it stinks before he opened it.

Ango Sakaguchi's eyes widened: "...Wait, wait! I have something to do tomorrow, my clothes can't be dirty..."

He is a clean person, and the three-flowered cat on the bar pressed the shutter frantically.

The boss looked at the three-colored cat, touched his chin, and felt that he didn't need his help at all.

The creatures in the bar are not normal, and sometimes the boss thinks about writing a book "Fantastic Creatures in the Bar" if he retires.

Tangun was satisfied and put the can of herring back. He is not a villain, and he has heard the reputation of can of herring.

He won't do things like killing one thousand enemies and harming himself by eight hundred.

However, he heard a click, the sound of a can being opened.

At this moment, the only canned food is the previous canned food in Dazai's hand.

For a moment, the whole world seemed to be quiet.

Everyone present looked back at Dazai in horror.

Dazai smiled as if he had lost his sense of taste: "Tangun, if the threat is not implemented, the threat will gradually lose its deterrent effect."

With the sharp meow of the three-flowered cat, everyone came back to their senses. Tangun suddenly got off Dazai and rushed out of the bar with the others.

"There's no need for this kind of thing to happen!"