My name is Dazai

Tangun had already seen the consequences of following Dazai's pace.

Dazai really has the talent to lead everyone into the ditch, sometimes smart people will be trapped in their own cocoon.

Anyway, Tangun had made up his mind not to give all the initiative to Dazai.

The two of them ate breakfast in the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency.

This cafe also serves simple meals.

The clerk looked at Tangun, then turned her head to look at Dazai.Dazai had asked her if he could be a shield, and based on this, he also described Tangun's appearance to her.

Although the clerk hated Dazai who often came to tease her, but not to the point of loathing.It is true that Dazai always annoys her, but it is quite difficult for him to be completely hated by women.

So she agreed to his request.

But at this moment, Dazai and Tangun come here for dinner, is this reconciliation?

She always felt that she would be pulled into some Shura field.

No wonder everyone always says that emotional disputes are the most troublesome.

Dazai didn't seem to notice the glaring look of the shop assistant: "Tangun, this is the one I told you about earlier."

Tangun nodded and smiled at her: "Hello, Dazai gave you trouble before."

"You two are reconciled." The shop assistant put Dazai's order on the table, and then pressed her hand on the table, asking aggressively.

"Yes... I always knew he was using you as a shield, and I'm very sorry to cause you trouble." After Tangun said this, he fell into a brief silence. He was helping Dazai again. In fact, he should be ruthless. Take a look around.

"Hey, there's no way, Tangun trusts me too much." Dazai picked up the spoon, then scooped up a spoonful of omelet rice and placed it near Tangun's mouth.

Tangun felt that Dazai was flattering him, if he wasn't afraid that Dazai would lose him, he really didn't want to gain the initiative by embarrassing Dazai.

He ate the spoonful of rice.

The clerk only felt that she choked on dog food.She couldn't help wondering if Dazai's request was just to feed her dog food?

"Anyway, it's a good thing that Mr. Dazai can get back together with you." The clerk was upset and also sent her blessings, "This is my invitation to you. But Mr. Dazai, don't forget the credit you have in the store. "

Tangun: "...on credit?"

Seeing Tangun's different expression, the clerk immediately knew who to complain to: "Do you want to see Mr. Dazai's bill?"

"Can you show me? I'm a little curious." Tangun looked at Dazai, "Your money..."

He originally wanted to ask why Dazai didn't even have money for meals when his medical expenses were paid by Ango Sakaguchi, but he suddenly remembered that Dazai had dragged him to jump into the river...

"Did you lose it when you entered the water?"

"Hey, as expected of Tangun, you really understand me." Dazai clasped his hands together, and laughed innocently and cheerfully like a high school girl.

Tangun felt a deep suffocation.

Sure enough, he was still the original Dazai, who hadn't made any progress in the past few years.

"How about my salary card for you? Tangun remembers to come back from Tokyo every week to settle the bill for me, so as not to starve to death." Dazai took out a bank card from his pocket and handed it to him. Tangun, "The round-trip fee will be paid by me."

Tangun: "...I'm not a housewife." He had this feeling when he lived in Natsume Soseki's place before. If this situation is applied to Dazai, then it will be more in line with this definition.

"So I took care of Tangun?" Dazai was excited.

Tangun could feel him hooking his calf with the back of his foot.

Good guy, if you admit it, Dazai can immediately skip work and drag him to the hotel.

Tangun reached out and held the bank card between his fingers: "I accept it."

"But Kari probably doesn't have any money." Dazai showed a hearty smile - making people want to hit him a bit, "The salary will be paid at the beginning of next month."

"...It's really impossible to use your former boss's money to pay back the debt." Tangun jokingly came up with a bad idea.

"Mr. Mori is really hated by you. Tangun, you really hold a grudge." Dazai laughed.

"It's not because you said a lot of bad things about him to me." Tangun muttered, "I must be the one who favors you. I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to retaliate against him now that you have resigned."

"Ah, about this matter...Actually, Tangun, you took revenge on him with your own hands." Dazai was overjoyed when he thought of the business license that Mr. Mori hadn't obtained yet.

Tangun was puzzled: "How far is the revenge?"

"Probably to the extent that seeing Tangun might want to pour Tangun into cement~" Dazai gave a fresh example.

"...It's kind of scary for you to say that." That's what Tangun said, but he laughed happily.

Being able to gain such popularity is a big victory no matter how you look at it.

Although it feels like his personal safety is at stake.

Dazai propped his chin and looked at Tangun with a smile.

Tangun's smile faded away: "Why are you looking at me like that?" "I'm happy seeing Tangun happy." Dazai approached Tangun and blew softly in his ear.

"Mr. Dazai is in a good mood today." Nakajima Atsushi greeted Dazai holding the document.

"Because something good happened today~" Dazai hummed and greeted Kunikida, "Kunikida, I'm going out to investigate today."

"You've been late for so long, and the first thing you said when you came in was that you're going to continue skipping work?" Kunikida looked at Dazai in disbelief.

"Hey, Kunikida, do you mean that I just don't show up for a whole day?" Dazai distorted the original meaning of this sentence.

"I didn't say that!" Kunikida raised his voice again.

Dazai expertly covered his ears.

After yelling, Kunikida asked angrily, "What are you going to do again?" Although Dazai is often out of tune, there are sometimes serious reasons behind the out of tune things he does.

"The correlation between indoor and outdoor work efficiency, the amount of different hormones produced in the body, and hormone pet feeding and comfort." Dazai said a long list of words that made Kunikida's brain shut down.

Kunikida chose to digest slowly.

Odasaku stood up and walked to Dazai.Although the brain circuits between him and Dazai are not very connected, he still understands that they have been friends for so long. For example, Dazai always likes to say that Tangun is his cat.Since Dazai said pets, then Tangun should be below.

Ever since Dazai and Tangun had conflicts, although he and Tangun had contacted by phone, they did not communicate face to face.

"What are you doing?" "That...indoor and outdoor...um..." Odasaku failed to repeat Dazai's words, "It's because I am very interested in what Dazai said."

Kunikida gradually came to his senses: "Wait, what you two mean is to go out and play!"

"No, Odasaku, run!" Dazai pretended to be caught unexpectedly.

"Oh." Odasaku followed Dazai obediently.

"Osamu Dazai! Oda Sakunosuke!" Tsuru Kunikida Doppo was furious behind him.

For the Armed Detective Agency, this was already a daily routine, except for Atsushi Nakajima, probably no one paid attention to Kunikida who was out of breath.

While knocking on the bottle of wave soda, the secretary muttered to Naomi that her cat not only didn't come home recently, but also became fatter and fatter, which got Edogawa Ranpo's comment of "it won't be like this in a few days".

Kunikida went out of the window, ready to continue scolding Dazai and Odasaku two irresponsible guys on the window.

But he saw a white-haired young man who was waiting for someone downstairs. He seemed to hear the sound of windows opening upstairs, and he raised his head.

Kunikida Doppo was familiar with this face, because it was the one who was unconscious on the bed.

No wonder Dazai's recent mood swings are so strange, it turns out he just woke up.

Tangun waved at Kunikida. In fact, he wanted to go up, but Dazai stopped him. Tangun originally thought that he was worried that he might be in danger when he was young, but Dazai said that he was afraid that Kunikida would sue Tangun: "Although It feels like Tangun won’t really care about what he said, but Kunikida is very talkative, so Tangun doesn’t want to listen.”

Kunikida nodded at Tangun.

He said why Dazai's recent mood swings are abnormal.

Tangun seemed to want to continue to convey some news to him, but Dazai threw himself into his arms.

Nakajima Atsushi also looked out: "Mr. Dazai looks really happy, who is that person?"

Kunikida did not directly say to Atsushi Nakajima, "You should ask Dazai about this."

Whether Dazai tells him or not is Dazai's own choice.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Tangun's white hair and pondered for a moment: "Could it be that he is the white cat Mr. Dazai mentioned?"

Kunikida suddenly understood the meaning of what Dazai said before, and because of this he was even more angry. This guy said directly to his face: "I want to have a relationship during work time."

Is this what people do?

"Dazai Osamu, you are too arrogant!"